Monks and Bachelors

The emperor sat on a bamboo chair beside him, watching Bai He and Jin Fenghuang bickering in Wu dialect. At first he thought it was very amusing, and even beat the beat with the handle of his fan comfortably, but instead they were arguing in Mandarin of Central Plains. , but the more the emperor listened to it, the more he felt uncomfortable, and his face became ugly.

"Damn! They turn a blind eye to me! Damn! They are all arguing over Lin Yufeng who is standing beside me!" The emperor really became angrier the more he thought about it, but with his current status, he couldn't get angry and could only stare fiercely. Looking at Xueshi Lin, Xueshi Lin was stared at with hairs all over his body.

The emperor was furious, Xueshi Lin stood aside tremblingly, both of them were waiting to see how the quarrel between Bai He and Jin Fenghuang would go on, but unexpectedly the two reconciled and discussed around the sick horse together.

Several carpenters from the Meizhou government office helped fell the big tree in the courtyard that three people couldn't hold together, and threw away the bark.

Bai He took a whole set of axes, planes, and chisels from a carpenter, weighed them all in his hands, and felt inexplicably kind, and he was very comfortable in using these tools in real life.

Under the faint moonlight, piles of wood shavings were pushed to the ground, and the air exuded a faint fragrance of wood. Bai He pressed the chisel and struck the hammer again and again. For a moment, Bai He felt that he had always been a carver. Those things, those people, are just a big dream.

Bai He was thinking about it, and fell asleep on the wooden horse. He seemed to have a dream, a erotic dream, a erotic dream he had many times, and he dreamed that the man was lying on top of him and panting loudly. He also panted heavily. This man's body is the same as the wooden man he carved, but this man always has his back to him. He stretched out an arm to turn this man's face. This man, he With a face exactly like Lin Xueshi's, Bai He was taken aback and felt shivering from the cold, so he woke up from the cold.

Bai He opened his eyes, and saw under the bright moonlight, the emperor was standing beside him, half of his body was covered by the emperor's cloak.

"Qing, you are awake. I wanted to take off my cloak to you just now, but I was afraid that you would sleep lightly and disturb you. The wind and dew will be heavy at night, so go to sleep with me in the room." Helped up.

"You knew that I was Liu Baichuan, but you didn't tell me, did you?" Bai He asked looking at the emperor's gradually pale face.

"Who are you?! You are Zhang Taiwei's best friend to me!" the emperor said coldly.

"Hey! So that's the case, then I'm leaving tomorrow, the emperor doesn't have to be sad, just let Zhang Taiwei find another good one for you!" Bai He shook off the emperor's hand and said coldly. At this moment, he has confirmed I am the third son of Liu.

"Isn't it right that I don't want to lose you?!" The emperor changed his tone and said with sobs.

"If you keep refusing to admit it and enter the arena, I will believe you. Then, I won't be so cruel to you like now!" Liu Baichuan glanced at the emperor and said sadly.

"If you dare to leave me, I will demote Lin Yufeng eight ranks in a row, and relegate him to the barren state! You will never be able to see each other for the rest of your life!" the emperor said fiercely.

"He is a commoner, and I am also a commoner. If he is relegated to the barren state, I will go with him!" Liu Baichuan said lightly, looked back at the emperor, and smiled like a superficial smile on his face. , Said: "Your Majesty, how solemn you are!" After speaking, he walked lightly to the room of Taishou Lin.

The emperor also returned Liu Baichuan with a very light smile. He didn't want to smile but his heart ached, his throat felt astringent, and he spat out a mouthful of blood. The emperor stroked the soaring wooden horse with his hands, He murmured: "I've never got him, I've never really got Liu Baichuan, that Baihe, he's just like you, he's just a deceit!"

I don't know what Liu Baichuan said when he stepped into Xueshi Lin's room, but the housekeeper who lived next door could only vaguely hear the clang of the bamboo bed and the indistinguishable sounds coming from the bamboo house next door. Hissing shouts.

"Do you see the picture on my back?" Xueshi Lin asked, holding on to Liu Baichuan's hand.

"So you're still blaming me?!" Liu Baichuan turned his face angrily.

"I mean, we followed that painting..." Xueshi Lin's face suddenly turned red.

Seeing Xueshi Lin's appearance, Liu Baichuan leaned forward and back together with a straight smile.

The next day, Xueshi Lin packed up and saluted, and wrote a letter to his eldest brother who was an official in Hangzhou, asking the big housekeeper to bring a few servants who usually rely on him to go to the eldest brother's mansion, and he and Liu Baichuan found two ashes. Donkey, rode to the barren state.

The two of them ate and slept along the way, and saw that the road became more and more barbaric. After traveling for about ten days, they arrived at the border of the barren state. This time, Xueshi Lin was relegated to be the deputy envoy of the regiment training. It is also specially stipulated that the deputy regiment training envoy of this barren state must report to the government office every half a month.

"The emperor has taken a fancy to you as the deputy envoy of the regiment, so he wants to know about you all the time?" Liu Baichuan held back his donkey and laughed.

"The emperor just wanted to prevent me from running away with you!" Lin Xueshi laughed, but thought in his heart, if we leave this barren land, with Bai Chuan and I's talents, why not be better than others? In human life, I am afraid that I will stay in this barren place as a prisoner for the rest of my life. Thinking of this, Xueshi Lin couldn't help but feel pain.

"Hey! It's lucky that you guys can still laugh when you're in such a barren place?!" A cowardly voice came, but it was Jin Fenghuang who came riding the healed horse.

"I was five days behind you, but thanks to this BMW traveling thousands of miles a day, and thanks to your two lame donkeys walking slowly, I finally caught up with you!" Golden Phoenix had changed into a blue suit at this time. Men dressed in cloth clothes, but still look very rich.

"I think you two will starve to death in the barren state with the little rations that are only enough to feed the grasshoppers, but now you can rest assured that with my golden phoenix here, you will not be without food." Eat." Jin Fenghuang laughed.

"I'm afraid no one here will pay you to treat that parrot that can sing ditties?!" Liu Baichuan sneered at Jin Fenghuang.

"There is no parrot, is there a sow?! When I get here, I have to put down my figure!" Jin Fenghuang chuckled lightly.

The barren state is really barren and abnormal. Even though Xueshi Lin finally put down his dignity and set up a table in the busiest street to write letters for others, but after two months, no one asked him to write letters for him. Later Liu Baichuan found out Because the barren state is too poor, people seldom go out, girls rarely marry outside, and men can't marry wives from other places. Therefore, relatives and friends are basically in the same village, and there is no need to write letters, even if there are occasionally a few foreigners. Those who dated don't write letters, and they bring a red cloth for happy events, and black cloth for funerals...

Liu Baichuan carved a few windows, thinking that people from the barren state would always use them, but he was criticized from beginning to end by a few celebrities in the barren state, those who originally wanted to buy a window for a few coppers After hearing the words of these so-called celebrities, those who pretended to watch felt that Liu Baichuan's pre-built windows were useless.

On the other hand, those pictures of Liu Baichuan's glamorous beauties were sold out as soon as he sold them, and he finally got back a few coins in exchange for rice.

They also ate two meals of pork in the past two months. This was thanks to Jin Fenghuang who stole one of the five piglets born by the sow when she delivered a sow with dystocia, and made it into a roast suckling pig.

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