I am arresting the patient in Lianzong

"Aqiu, what shall we have for lunch?"

The man's voice sounded familiar, as if he was chatting with a friend he had known for a long time, standing beside him with his hands in his pockets, trying to dent his body at a charming angle.

Before Shuqiu could reply, Xiaonan finally pushed open the vegetable display window in front of him with one hand, and the water vapor brought a coolness to his face instantly. The green vegetables were placed on the cream-colored dining car, and the sun on the island was slowly shining, just like Kikujiro's summer.

Regarding Zhong Xiaonan's childish behavior, Shu Qiu was a little funny.

This is the first meal between them and Zhong Lingnan. Originally, the CP team did not have the term captain, but Zhong Lingnan didn't know if he came to the show to compete with Zhong Jinnan, so he had to mix everything up. .

When washing pears, he has to help peel them, and when drinking water, he has to unscrew the bottle caps. He even wants to help tie Shu Qiu's shoelaces when they are untied.

However, Zhong Xiaonan's fighting power is not simple. When Zhong Lingnan peeled the pear, he broke it in half and forcibly divided the pear. After unscrewing the bottle cap, he drank it in one go, and then gave Shu Qiu another bottle. , Shu Qiu's shoelaces came loose, so he simply carried Shu Qiu on his back.

In short, just don't let people succeed!

Shu Qiu let the two of them mess up things, so far, it seems that they are all small fights, but he must be trying to get sideways, after all, he is not familiar with Zhong Lingnan.

"I forgot to say, I'm a vegetarian, you don't mind." Shu Qiu smiled at Zhong Lingnan.

Zhong Lingnan, who watched the live broadcast for a week: "?"

Who said that he is carnivorous, a spicy meat bitch who likes spicy food?

But seeing Zhong Jinnan's natural look, he couldn't say it, he would admit defeat if he said it, he could only admit it: "Oh, it's good, I like vegetarian food too." No wonder!

Everyone thought that as the most well-funded cp team at present, and new guests brought money into the group, Shu Qiu and Zhong Jinnan's meals should be unprecedentedly rich. Even Jiang Ning, Zhao Cheng, and Liang Qiqi couldn't help coming over Onlookers.

Zhong Jinnan was wearing a pink apron, standing in front of the stove, holding a spoon in his hand, he looked like a good man and husband.

"Zhong Jinnan, you look so embarrassed when you are cooking in an apron." Zhong Lingnan said with a smile, the sarcasm in it was almost palpable.

Finally Jinnan glanced at him indifferently: "You also look embarrassed when you try to fit in with the group."

Zhong Lingnan: I got an arrow in my knee, it hurts so much! !

"What are you doing?" Jiang Ning was holding a rice bowl, which contained half-cooked vegetables. Neither he nor Zhao Cheng knew how to cook, and they learned from little Ah Cha.

Unexpectedly, little Acha is also a pit, and he doesn't know how to do it at all. He is a decent cook with a frying spoon. He is calm and calm, with one hand in his pocket. The cooking posture is handsome and rusty, just like a Michelin star Chef on the run.

The final product was not much different from the ones in their bowls, except that there was an extra plate of stir-fried bacon with green peppers that was so old that you could pick your teeth.

Putting it all together, the one who cooks delicious food among them is Zhong Jinnan, who looks the least like a cook...

Shu Qiu looked cheerfully at the side, and when he saw someone coming, he quickly waved his hand in greeting, and shook Jiang Ning's fist, Shu Qiu lifted the lid of the pot full of expectations.

In a pot of quiet water, there are green vegetables floating in the air, and there is no oily star.

"The lotus leaves in the sky are infinitely green, your vegetarian dishes look real!" Zhao Cheng sighed.

"Where's the meat?" Liang Qiqi stretched his neck and looked back, wanting to see the delicious meat dishes.

It's just that the table in the back is empty, there is nothing, only the chopping board, the sink for washing vegetables, and the piled up bowls and chopsticks and dinner plates, and there is no unprocessed meat in sight.

Shu Qiu still had a cheerful look on his face: "Today we eat vegetarian food and pray for blessings."

"Pray for blessings, what blessings do you pray for?"

"Hmm..." Shu Qiu thought for a while, then nodded easily, "For world peace!"

Guests: "???"

[Hahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, I can tell, is Qiuqiu pushing out Zhong Lingnan? ]

[Brothers fight against the wall, the drama of serving a husband together, hhh, the local dog is so cute]

[Aren't Liang Nan brothers?This atmosphere doesn’t look right]

"Don't you still have the money that Zhong Lingnan brought into the group? Why don't you use it?" Chen Yanming also came over.

Shu Qiu: "That's right, he brought fifteen, isn't he a vegetarian?"

As soon as the words came out, everyone still didn't understand, and cast sympathetic eyes on the disheveled Zhong Lingnan. There was nothing wrong with Shu Qiu's statement, Shiwu really couldn't eat meat.

With a little pity, Jiang Ning brought over the plate of stir-fried green vegetables that were not picked up, but still slightly black, and placed them on the table in front of Zhong Lingnan: "Eat, you're welcome, I'm willing to put oil anyway. "

That's not it, half a bowl full of oil...

Looking at this stir-fried dish with indistinguishable ingredients, Ling Nan's face turned darker, and he felt his stomach tumbling.Shu Qiu couldn't help laughing out loud, it was too hurtful.

A slightly wry smile dangled in front of him, the man held a spoon, lowered his eyes, his slender eyelashes trembled slightly, and a faint light flashed in Zhong Xiaonan's clear eyes, as if to match the atmosphere of the scene, the corners of his mouth also slightly Raised a shallow arc.

"You guys are more ruthless, you're treating yourself badly?" Liang Qiqi lowered his voice and whispered into Shu Qiu's ear.

Although it was true that Ling Nan suffered a lot of loneliness in the end, Shu Qiu and the others also suffered in the same way.

A typical injury to the enemy is one thousand and self-injury eight hundred, hiss!

Shu Qiu chuckled. He had thought about this issue a long time ago. No one can suffer so much for his own family. He dug out a can of hot pepper sauce from the bag next to him, which he exchanged for five yuan at the dining car. , there are some diced meat in it, which is full of flavor.

"Dengdengdeng--look, the chili sauce I exchanged." Shu Qiu waved around in front of several people as if offering a treasure.

According to Zhong Xiaonan, Zhong Lingnan is a person who can't eat spicy food very much, and has well-developed lacrimal glands, and he will run into tears at a little bit of spicy food. For the sake of image, he doesn't touch it at all, and this bottle of chili sauce uses a very famous Devil Pepper.

Several people got together and muttered together, and Liang Qiqi gasped suddenly. As someone who also doesn't know how to eat spicy food, he doesn't really understand the feeling of being too spicy.

The vegetables only need to be blanched in boiling water to pick them up. Finally, Jinnan added some lard and salt to the pot, and the fresh-looking boiled vegetables came out of the pot.

With a soft "bang", the exquisite porcelain bowl was placed on the wooden table, and the sun umbrella covered the hot noon sun, and the shadow cast down made the green vegetables look less dull.

Zhong Lingnan: "..."

After seeing off the other guests, Shu Qiu unscrewed the canned pepper sauce, and the strong smell of chili oil exploded. Just smelling it felt a bit choking, but the aroma of chili was also very authentic.

In the end Lingnan didn't know what it was going to do, but just by smelling this smell, his fragile stomach began to gurgle and scream for warning, his eyelids were also a little sour, and some bad memories came flooding back.

The chrysanthemums are incomplete, the ground is full of bruises, and the temples are covered with dust like frost...

Shu Qiu first used chopsticks to dig a hole in the middle of Zhong Xiaonan's rice bowl, and then scooped a spoonful into the middle hole with a spoon. He is a person who pays great attention to ritual.

Then scoop it up for yourself, the small diced meat is mixed with green chili, which is in stark contrast with the white rice.

"Do you want some?" Shu Qiu asked Zhong Lingnan very generously, and handed the can to the person.

In the end Lingnan seemed to see some kind of scourge, his body backed up abruptly, and he did not forget to take his rice bowl away with his movements, for fear of getting the slightest bit of terrible pepper.

Shu Qiu felt a little regretful: "This chili is very fragrant!" He tried to give Zhong Lingnan an Amway.

Anyway, Zhong Xiaonan can eat spicy food, otherwise he wouldn't be able to have such a whimsical idea.

The audience who watched the whole process in the live broadcast room suddenly burst into laughter, praised Shu Qiu's black belly and scheming, and crazily deducted 6.

The three of them finished their lunch smoothly with the boiled vegetables in front of them.

After lunch, Shu Qiu went to the dining car again, this time he went to the dining car on the edge, that is, the car selling beach toys.

"Baby Xiaonan, which one do you want?" Shu Qiu pointed at the mess in the car, "Do you like the bubble gun?"

Zhong Xiaonan took a serious look, he had never seen these things in front of him, and he didn't know what they were for, if only Shu Qiu was around, he could ask directly, but...

Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a man who was a follower, and a gloomy look inadvertently crossed his brows and eyes.

Shu Qiu asked about several toys one after another, and finally Xiaonan shook his head. Shu Qiu suddenly realized that the little guy didn't seem to know what they were.

"I want it too." Finally Lingnan said, as if to show his own existence.

Shu Qiu asked the staff to fetch the surfboard, swimming trunks, sunscreen and bubble gun, and then turned to Zhong Lingnan, who was leaning on the dining car with one hand, trying to make a concave shape, and said, "You can buy it." As long as This man can buy whatever he wants without spending his money.

Zhong Lingnan slipped his hand and almost fell down: "But I don't have any money."

"Do you want to eat free food?"

Shu Qiu and Zhong Lingnan turned their gazes to the speaker at the same time. Zhong Xiaonan had a handsome face, and his already profound features, under such a serious expression, was quite indifferent and unkind.

Like a cat whose tail has been stepped on, Zhong Lingnan retorted loudly: "Who says I want to eat for nothing!"

Zhong Xiaonan stretched out his hand: "Then take the money."

Zhong Lingnan was speechless: "Didn't you take me fifteen!"

"That's your meal money." Zhong Xiaonan glanced at him lightly, "Go back to sleep if you don't have any money."

After Zhong Lingnan arrived, the program team arranged a tent for him. I don't know if it was intentional. Zhong Lingnan's tent is next to Shu Qiu and the others. Open a corner of the tent first, and you can easily complete the "Dark Chen Cang" A series of achievements such as "stealing the beam and changing the pillar" and "chiseling the wall to steal the light".

"Then lend me some!" Zhong Lingnan gritted his teeth.

Shu Qiu sighed, patted Zhong Lingnan on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Everyone is the same age, if you have no money, will we have it?"

Seeing the two people in front of them talking and laughing, and holding colorful toys in their hands, Lingnan's smile that he had been maintaining was finally a little bit unbearable.

In the past 30 to 15 years of his life, he has never discovered that the phrase "gap between rich and poor" occurs at [-] yuan.

"Come on, Baby Xiaonan, teach me to surf!"

Shu Qiu hugged the surfboard and rushed into the sea excitedly.

Before leaving, Zhong Jinnan glanced at the back of the man rushing back to the tent, and snorted coldly.

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The author has something to say:

Try a meme, if Baozi likes it, you can order it as a favorite, hehehe, the column is pre-accepted "After Transmigrating into Cannon Fodder, I Graduated by Sand Sculpture"——

==== (fake book flow) ====

Qiaoxi transmigrated into the brainless cannon fodder of the same name in the villain's literary novel.

She was originally a student at University A. During college, she was entrusted by her parents to live in the home of a friend who had forgotten her years. Because she was greedy for the villain's beauty, she used all the tricks to seduce her.

Passing through the west of the bridge, it is the time when the night is dark and the wind is high, and the original body becomes a demon.

He was lying naked under the quilt, and the eyes of the man beside the bed met——

Shen Xiucheng's face sank like water: What are you doing on my bed?

Qiaoxi's face was slightly drunk, and he moved his limbs: drink, drink one cup, return it, there are three more... I love to take a bath and my skin is good, oh oh oh~

For his own sake, Qiaoxi decided to live on, wash his face, take off his make-up, start a new life, run away after graduating from college, and return home to inherit his father's ants, and resolutely not have too much time with this crazy villain involve.

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Shen Xiucheng has been very busy recently. Since he took over a friend's child, he not only has to manage company affairs, but also guards against the child's frequent sneak attacks.

Just when he wanted to teach the child a lesson and let him know how to be restrained, he suddenly became obedient, studying honestly every day, calling him uncle respectfully, no longer being a demon, his little face is fair and clean, and he can button his clothes Button up.

The change is so great that Shen Xiucheng is not used to it anymore. Could it be that he has fallen in love with him behind his back?

One day, the nanny at home picked up Master Qiao's math workbook and handed it to Shen Xiucheng. He opened it without any hassle, and the red letters on it were capitalized and bolded——

I'm fucking in a book, and I still hook up with the cannon fodder of the big villain Shen Xiucheng! ! !

Shen Xiucheng slowly closed the homework book: Well, it turns out that my brain is broken...

Therefore, the title of the book is——

#I thought I was wearing a book, but in fact I just broke my brain.

#I scold myself series

#吃狗 Suddenly stopped licking, and the person who was licked was not happy

【Guide to Wearing Books】

1. First year, 1v1sc

2. [Sand Sculpture Ruan Meng Shou vs Mensao Old Man Gong]