I am arresting the patient in Lianzong

As the love drama with the highest ratings in China, there were already countless people watching it before it even started, so as soon as the live broadcast room was opened, the audience flooded in like a flood of gates, and the popularity rose slowly, rushing directly to the platform Popular top ten.

[Good guy, good guy, as expected of my first love, it has never let me down, everyone is beautiful and smooth! ]

[? ?Did I read it wrong, why did I see my little Acha! ! ! ]

[There is something, this time the guests are amazing, I will lick them first! ]

[Ahhhhh, that guy in the suit is so handsome, wocwoc! ]

……

Just one minute into the broadcast, the live broadcast room was flooded with barrage.

The staff in charge of equipment debugging made an OK gesture to the director.

The director nodded and smiled at the eight guests present: "First of all, welcome to our first love of the people. I am the director and the host of nonsense."

As soon as the words fell, Jiang Ning and Qi Qi Baobao applauded first, and the others followed suit. The atmosphere was quite enthusiastic.

"Next, I would like to tell you about our rules. First, you are not allowed to bring personal items. I believe anyone who has watched our show should know this. We provide all items, including clothes,"

Director Hu said and pointed to the cloth bag in front of him, "Put the suitcase in the storage room, and you can use this cloth bag to store the odds and ends and leave them to the staff for safekeeping."

Several guests went forward to get cloth bags. Although Shu Qiu didn't bring anything, he also went to get one, and he could put the changed clothes in later.

"Every night, we vote for each other's hearts, and finally select the favorite object for everyone based on the heart rate."

The corner of Director Hu's mouth curled up into a treacherous smile, and he continued: "The daily bits and pieces are finished, and the next step is the key point. Compared with the previous period, we have made some small adjustments in details."

The guests didn't respond yet, but the live broadcast room exploded first.

[Fuck, this smile appeared again! !Barrage body protection!Remind the back row, old thief Hu has a new trick! ]

[I knew, this is the true face of old thief Hu! ]

[Sympathize with my first love? ! !Damn, why am I kind of looking forward to it! ]

……

Audiences who follow "National First Love" know that the popularity of this love drama is all due to the nonsense of the screenwriter. Every few episodes, there will be a new way of playing, which makes people caught off guard.

Some of the guests were chasing after "the nation's first love" before, such as Jiang Ning.

Hearing that the rules were going to be changed, he immediately leaned out his upper body with great interest. Because of this movement, the biceps on his arms bulged slightly, and the temperament between a boy and a man was very clear at this moment.

Several people present couldn't help casting their gazes.

Director Hu raised his hand to press down, signaling to keep quiet in the venue, "We will not directly provide you with food and accommodation this time, and you need to work hard to get everything yourself."

Seeing that everyone didn't quite understand, Director Hu simply said: "That is to say, you have nothing on this island. We don't provide food and houses. You have to figure out your own way!"

Guests present:! ! !

Jiang Ning was the first to express his opinion: "Director, I have a question." Probably because he is still in school, he has the vitality of a young man, and he has not yet shaken off the habits he developed in school, such as raising his hand to ask questions at a right angle .

Seeing Director Hu nodding to him, he continued: "There is nothing to eat, you can pick wild fruits and vegetables, but how to solve the problem of living here?"

Baby Qiqi also echoed: "That's right, those who know it's a love variety show, those who don't know it think it's Survival on a Deserted Island!"

Director Hu laughed. Before making this change, he expected that the guests would definitely raise this question, so he was well prepared.

"We will provide you with four double tents, toiletries and sleeping bags, but you need to find it yourself, on this island."

As soon as these words came out, the scene and the live broadcast room suddenly exploded like cold water pouring into a frying pan.

[wocwoc, as expected of the old thief Hu, started in hell mode. ]

[If you can't find it, won't you have no sleep tonight? ? ]

[Is it just me who noticed the four tents thing? ? ]

[Reported, old thief Hu is doing pornography online]

[Hehe, it is booming, two lines of tears behind bars are given to Lao Hu! ]

……

Qian Sheng frowned, with a hint of disapproval flashing across his face: "Although the island is not big, if you measure it with your feet, you won't be able to walk it in a few days."

Now other people have echoed, this kind of regulation is really outrageous.

Only Shu Qiu and Zhong Jinnan didn't speak. Of course, it's purely because they are both resident in the hospital. Although they don't watch the same TV, they are restricted to the news channel for peace of mind...

When the voice became quieter, Director Hu said again: "It's not that bad, we will give you four maps, and we will divide into groups in a while, and the things we find are also shared by two people."

Hearing this, everyone's clamoring emotions were calmed down, and at the same time, some people were secretly turning their heads to look at others.

Director Hu clapped his hands and continued: "Now we are entering the self-introduction session. In this session, everyone can also look for their teammates."

The staff began to issue number plates to the guests. When it was Zhong Jinnan's turn, he frowned, and instead of taking the number three that was handed over, he pointed to the remaining number plates in the hands of the staff and said, "I want number seven." ."

The staff was stunned for a moment, the number plate was random, and the guests didn't care about it in the past, it was really the first time they met someone with a designated number plate.

But he didn't say anything, he took back No. [-] and sent No. [-] out.

[? ? ?Is this man a jerk? ? ]

[Is number seven his lucky number?The way he talks is so cool! ]

[srds, my brother is so good-looking, my God, I am a local dog, let me say it first, I just love Bingshan handsome men! ! ]

Shu Qiu holds the last number plate, number eight, hey, it's auspicious!

The number plate is clipped on the clothes, probably to match the atmosphere of the show. The number plate is in the shape of pink cherry blossoms. He is wearing white clothes today, which looks very nice.

Number one is Jiang Ning, a sunny and cheerful boy. He is a third-year student in the Department of Physical Education of University A. He is very popular in the school and has good academic performance. He has also participated in many international competitions on behalf of the national short track speed skating team and won He has won many awards and has been hailed by foreign media as the new star of China.

The typical operation is that when others are catching up with homework at home, he takes the opportunity to participate in the Olympics to win an award, participate in the championship to win an award, and participate in the World Cup to win an award.

Hearing what he said, everyone immediately laughed, Director Hu asked: "It sounds like you are quite busy, why are you free to participate in our variety show?"

Jiang Ning grinned an embarrassed smile: "Because other people use their mobile phones to fall in love when they are busy with homework, so they all have a partner, and I am just a lonely champion."

[Damn, I pretended I didn't hear that he was here! ]

[As expected of our young champion, hahaha is booming! ]

Number two is Acha, a long-haired and melancholy boy, a wandering folk singer who usually likes to sing, write songs, and participate in music festivals.

His voice was deep and sweet, like the sound of a musical instrument coming from his chest, it was so sweet that the cochlea tingled slightly.

Shu Qiu couldn't help but rubbed his arms, this sound was really made by humans, it was a crime!

This person is usually very low-key. In addition to releasing new songs on the platform, he just posts photos of traveling in various places. He rarely stays in a certain city for a long time. He was once ridiculed by fans as a traveler who was delayed by singing.

So when I saw him on the show, the fans almost went crazy. How could my idol not be excited when he participated in the show showing his face for the first time!

[Ahhhhh, it’s really my little Acha, ahhhhh!The old thief Hu is awesome, he even invited his brother, I'm going to call someone! ]

[Mom asked me why I licked my phone, begging my brother to face me! ! !woo woo woo]

[To all my sisters, Brother Amway's new song <Bird Falling into the Sea>, listen to it, your ears will become pregnant! !My first child is 108 treasures! ! ]

The fans immediately went to the various groups and Chaochao to call for friends. The little sisters arrived on the battlefield, and the number of people in the live broadcast room increased a lot in an instant. Seeing the face of little Acha, almost the whole screen screamed chicken.

Director Hu is very satisfied with this kind of development, as long as he has a goatee, he can fan the feathers, talk and laugh happily, and express his feelings directly. This episode of the program can be said to have used all of his contacts.

Oh, no, it used the contacts of the entire crew, to the extent that all the three aunts and six wives were mobilized.

There is no other reason. This year's three consecutive international awards have set up a separate variety show section. As the top 1 variety show in China, he must make a rush.

Thinking of his luxurious lineup, Hu Hua showed an inscrutable and mysterious smile on his face.

[The expression of nonsense is very similar to that of a melon farmer in the village next door to us, patting his own watermelon every day, secretly poking to see which melon is better, sweeter, and more expensive, hahaha. ]

[xs, but wretchedness is really wretchedness! ]

Next is No. [-] Qian Sheng: "Qian Sheng, a designer, likes money, has a lot of money, and lives for money."

As the name suggests, the incisive self-introduction immediately made the live broadcast burst into laughter, a series of hahaha, and some people were talking about the truth in the world.

Just when everyone thought it was time for the next guest, ten rockets suddenly shot up in the live broadcast room, and the special effects blasted the audience's faces.

[? ? ?Fuck, what a big deal! ! ]

You must know that the gifts on this platform are not cheap, ten is 1 yuan, and the show is still in the self-introduction stage, and the real essence of the show has not yet appeared. Such a large reward is really rare.

A group of gifts instantly attracted a group of platform users to watch, and the audience who didn't know why deducted 6 crazily on the bullet screen, calling the boss rich and willful.

Because Qian Sheng is a social animal, most people think that this group of gifts should be given by Acha's fans. Even the group of Acha's support club exploded. People in the group are asking which sister smashed it of?

The discussion of the crowd even led several guests at the scene to unconsciously look at the melancholy singer Acha.

Little Acha brushed the broken hair from his sideburns behind his ears, and said calmly, "It's not for me. Our family has nothing but walls, and we didn't win the lottery."

As soon as the words came out, the fans in the live broadcast room suddenly laughed like crazy. Although little Acha’s income is not bad, but because he is a timely hedonist, the number of his bank card has never exceeded four digits. Sometimes it is the man on the road.

Fans sometimes feel that their idols are too down-to-earth. There were fans who once ran into little Acha who was sleeping in the newspaper under the overpass, and suddenly took a sad photo and posted it on wb. What little treasure in the world did I find, I deserve to be the one to check! [image.jpg]

Some fans couldn't stand it anymore and gave a big reward. Xiao Acha posted a news on the same day: Spend money today to act like a baby, and meet at Tianqiao tomorrow!Let alone, the mobile phone has to be returned to the counter. (ps. except winning the lottery, can help)

Then I contacted the platform to refund the money, and completely refused to accept any payment in kind from the fans except for the song, so the fans could only look at the man under the flyover with both amused and distressed feelings.

So as soon as he said this, all the fans in the live broadcast room were popularizing science, and even passers-by were taken aback.

Director Hu touched his chin and snapped his fingers at the camera: "Then who is this gift for? Please come out and claim it, otherwise I will take it for myself."

The audience in the live broadcast room also started the quiz mode. After a while, a red bullet screen slowly floated out——

"Fitter, the project needs you very much, please accept it!!"

[Hahahahaha, what the hell is a fitter! xswl! ]

[? ? ?This shit? ? ?Online live business negotiation? ]

[Hahahahaha, if you don’t believe me, I searched the name on the Internet, the following is the encyclopedia of fitters, blablabla...]

It was only then that everyone discovered that this fitter who claimed to love money turned out to be an internationally renowned landscape architect who had won many awards, and two design drawings were purchased by the National Museum of F Country at a high price as exhibits.

There was a brief silence between the scene and the live broadcast room, and then everyone watched ten more rockets take off into the sky.

Qian Sheng adjusted his glasses, covered his deep eyes, and said helplessly, "Mr. Chen, stop brushing..."

Everyone secretly lamented that a gentleman loves money in a proper way, and he deserves to be an internationally renowned designer.

Immediately, the man's voice was heavy, with deep regret: "I only get a 5% commission for the gifts I posted in the live broadcast room. It's not worth it. We can spend this money on design fees."

Everyone: "..." You are a fitter who loves money!

Being shown by the Rockets, if Director Hu was not guiding the situation, everyone would have no doubt that the fitter could come up with a plan on the spot and discuss the price in detail.

Finally it was number four's turn, and it was the fat boy: "I... well, my name is Zhao Cheng, my mother's surname is Zhao, and my father's surname is Cheng. I like anime and games... um... not anymore."

Zhao Cheng is obviously an introverted character. He can't help but look at the director and the camera when he talks, fearing that something might go wrong.

Because she was too nervous, her eyes were red, like the glints of a lake on a sunny day, and her fair skin burned like an autumn evening glow, which was in vain to arouse pity.

[Oh, oh, the little brother in the fat house is so cute, the way he pulled his hair just now is so cute! !And the eyes are beautiful, little brother, don’t be afraid, raise your head up!!]

[Fuck, my face is so red, I don’t know if I would blush and say no on the bed, ahhh, I love it so much! ]

[Not necessarily, maybe the little brother is 1, blushing while saying that it will be ready soon, poof, I'm fine, I'm happy. ]

It's rare to see such a shy boy who blushes when he speaks, and the audience immediately turns up and flirts wildly.

The guests and staff at the scene also laughed, and Baby Qi Qi who was sitting next to Zhao Cheng let out two weird yells, imitating the audience and saying "I'm here, I'm happy".

Zhao Cheng Aba Aba was speechless for a long time, his ears were so red that he was about to bleed, and his two index fingers were entangled together, leaving obvious red marks.

Looking at this child, it is a typical social fear. Out of humanitarian concern, Shu Qiu saw that no one noticed his abnormal state, so he hurriedly called out to help others. As a psychiatrist who also majored in psychology Doctors, care for every weak and helpless group.

Shu Qiu: "Zhao Cheng, what kind of anime do you like to watch?" Generally, chat with the social fear about what he likes. The content he is good at can relieve anxiety and increase the other party's self-confidence.

Because it was his favorite topic, Zhao Cheng just tweaked it: "I like blablabla..."

5 minute later.

"That show is really good, it's about blablabla..."

15 minute later.

"There is another one, I love the hero in it, blabla..."

Shu Qiu: "..." There is a fruit on the tree, and there is only me under the tree. The current society is so impure!

It's not that he doesn't want to smile in a commercial way, it's just that he didn't expect the subsequent development of social terror to be so different.

[Hahahahaha, xs, is this an indirect social cow?No. [-]'s expression is so cute, bewildered.jpg, hahahaha]

[It's me, I usually only know ababa aba, but when it comes to anime and games, I'm eloquent! hhhh]

[I heard that someone is playing me? (funny)]

[Number [-]: Why can't I understand what are you talking about? ]

There is a tablet in front of each guest to show the situation in the live broadcast room, so that guests can effectively interact with the audience.

Zhao Cheng's eloquence attracted a group of people to discuss animation. Those who didn't know it thought it was a recommended live broadcast of animation. Coupled with Shu Qiu's bewildered face, Gongping burst out laughing.

Only then did Zhao Cheng realize that he had said so much, and in front of so many people, his cheeks flushed again, and he murmured that he dared not say any more.

This cute look made Shu Qiu's heart flutter. He handed over a bottle of water and comforted him: "What you said is fun. After a while, you send me your name, and I will go after it."

Shu Qiu usually doesn't watch anime, but sometimes he will go to understand some things in order to connect with the patient's spirit.

Sensing Shu Qiu's kindness, Zhao Cheng thought that he also liked Riman, so he thanked him very gratefully in Japanese, took the water, turned off the cap with a blushing face, and took a sip.

Who knew that this Japanese sentence was like a torpedo that immediately exploded a bunch of deep-water fish in the live broadcast room----

[? ? ]

[? ? ? ?Nima, that voice just now? ? ?Let me tell you first, it really sounds like my cooking brother's voice! ]

[Upstairs you are not alone, and so am I. . .But I dare not say it, I don't want to be said to be a fan, but my little brother also likes anime, and his taste is similar to that of Zhuge! ! (top lid)]

No one expected it, but it was just a thank you, and everyone's attention was immediately focused on No. [-] again.

Brother Zhu's full name is I only love Oden. He is a big guy who takes over the dubbing of all the two-dimensional hot men in China. Someone even processed the voice just now and posted it on the Internet. I hope that a loyal dubbing guy can do it. identification.

Regarding this guess, Zhao Cheng just blushed and did not respond, while Hu Hua kept a Mona Lisa smile, and sometimes the silence was more intense than the heat of speaking.

Hu Hua picked up the microphone, looked at the camera and said affectionately: "Want to know more exciting plots? Do you want to be passionate about CP? Don't go away, it's commercial time, we'll be right back."

No matter what kind of huge waves are set off on the Internet, the scene is still going on.

Number five is Baby Qiqi. Just as the microphone was handed to him, before he could speak, two rockets flew up in the live broadcast room, and new fans arrived on the battlefield.

[Baby Qiqi rushes forward bravely, and the rich woman will always be with her! ]

[Baby Qiqi, you have to think about it, you will lose this rich woman in this way. ]

[Ben Ba’s heart is only open to Baby Qi Qi! ]

Baby Qiqi blew a few kisses to the camera, stood up and played music on his mobile phone, it was a jazz-style slow rock, the prelude was soothing and soft, he walked slowly with the rhythm, the scene and the live broadcast room became very quiet , everyone's eyes moved unconsciously following his steps.

With the addition of the saxophone, the music reached a|climax, and his movements became wild, opening and closing, clapping, stomping, twisting|hip, and his hair was dancing with the movement.

This period of hiphop is skillful and full of momentum. It is different from the usual funny and pretentious. At this time, he is more like a soul dancer. The expression on his face is arrogant and full of fooling of ordinary people and self-confidence.

The dance ends with the movement of the top|hip, which adds a bit of color|gas to the masculinity.

Immediately, he brushed his hair and said with a grin: "Hi everyone, I'm the anchor Liang Qiqi, I like singing, dancing and chattering, please pay attention to the little hands who like to get rich!"

Just after finishing speaking, there was intense applause at the scene. The dance was really eye-catching, and there was another burst of dazzling gift effects in the live broadcast room.

Liang Qiqi is a ballet dancer. After a video became popular, he started a live broadcast on this platform and became a big anchor by the way. Under the pressure of public opinion, he switched to modern dance.

However, a talented person is not afraid of challenges. He not only dances modern dance, but also participates in major competitions to prove his strength. He suddenly became a top streamer on the platform and has tens of millions of fans.

This person is also really wild. After becoming a top performer, he started to dance ballet again. He dances many dances every day, with various styles, but he must do ballet before broadcasting.

This kind of temperament that just came to the end once again attracted a wave of fans, and the trolls could only secretly poke and write diaries to scold their mothers, and they dared not open the mic again.

Because of this burst of gifts, the popularity of the live broadcast room has climbed to the top three on the platform, and it is firmly ranked first in the variety show section.

This kind of development made the creases in the corners of Hu Huale's eyes piled up like pork belly.

He picked up the microphone and conducted a small interview with Liang Qiqi: "Baby Qiqi is really super enthusiastic. I want to ask Baby Qiqi, how do you feel when you come to our variety show?"

Liang Qiqi replied with a grin: "Hey, what I did today was really a prick|fart|ass - open your eyes, this villa is beautiful, this island is also beautiful, the little brothers are also very good-looking, and the show is also fun,"

As he spoke, he blinked at the camera, and blew another kiss, "Next time I will bring my rich women here to have a party! Director Hu, will you agree? We don't prostitute for free, our rich women are rich and willful. "

There was another burst of hahaha at the scene and in the live broadcast room. As expected of a top-tier anchor, he clicked on the guests, program crew and fans with just a few words, and took advantage of the opportunity to return everyone's attention to Director Hu.

Looking at the heat in the live broadcast room, Hu Shuo didn't mind interacting with him more, so he said again: "I heard that your baby group only has aunts and old men, can you tell us the reason?"

Hearing this, before Liang Qiqi could answer, the baby group in the live broadcast room started mic----

[Baby golden sentence: Good old man, old man has subsistence allowances, it is better to find an old man to talk to a boy when he grows up. ]

[Baby Golden Sentence: Auntie has few things to do, she has social security, she has sons and daughters to provide for the elderly, and auntie is in good health, and she can take you to the square to practice dancing. ]

[Baby Golden Sentence: Youth is dedicated to the little old man. ]

……

In just a few minutes, the public screen was overwhelmed by Baobaotuan's precious phrases, and passers-by immediately burst out laughing, lamenting that this man's mouth is really 6.

Liang Qiqi spread his hands innocently, "Well, there is no need to answer, my old man and old lady answered for me, hahaha!"

The guests and staff at the scene were also overjoyed. Such a live treasure was simply a joke for them all day long.

Seeing that everyone was tired from laughing, Liang Qiqi quickly passed the microphone to the next person, number six.

Number six is ​​a man wearing a leather jacket. Seeing the picture in the live broadcast room, Shu Qiu realized that this man still had broken eyebrows, and he would frown unconsciously when he spoke. It's a bit of a rough guy 1 cool feeling.

[Fuck, is this muscle serious, ahhh, I'm gone, I'm gone! ]

[Before he even opened his mouth, I changed his mind. Pfft, I really want to learn more about body position with my brother. ]

[Reporting upstairs, I am different, I just want to touch it, I will not sit on it, I promise! ]

Shu Qiu looked at the tablet in front of him and couldn't help laughing. The netizens are so bold now, if it wasn't for the live broadcast, he would have wanted to surf along.

While swiping the public screen, Shu Qiu suddenly felt a gust of cold air blowing from the side, slapping randomly on his unknown face.

Shu Qiu turned her head and saw that it was his schizophrenic patient. This man was very tall, and he was also sitting but gave Shu Qiu a feeling of being looked down upon by him.

Shu Qiu: "..."

Why do you look at him like this? He has seen this kind of look on Pinru's face before, as if looking at a man who is ungrateful and ungrateful.

"What's wrong with you?" Shu Qiu asked in a low voice.

Finally Jinnan glanced at him lightly, then turned his head, his tone was calm: "Don't talk to me, don't look at me, stay away from me." It seemed that he didn't look at people first.

Shu Qiu:?

The typical incompatibility of words and deeds is worthy of my family's mental illness, and the appearance of this terminal illness is unique.

"Have you taken your medicine today?" Shu Qiu asked worriedly.

Now it's live broadcasting, if he suddenly gets sick, he's afraid he won't be able to stop him, after all, this person...

Looking at the man again, although he is wearing a strict suit, the suit is the most suitable clothes to test his figure. Anyone with a poor figure will look wretched in a suit, like a day lily that hasn't grown well.

And this guy is straight and has broad shoulders and a thin waist. Although he has never been in direct contact with him, he can often hear rumors about him in the hospital. According to the nurse, this guy has well-developed chest muscles, a male dog waist, and a raised buttocks. The golden ratio is eight dollars. Abdominal muscles, lower | half | body | bulging, the top match of the Begonia male lead.

When she first heard the nurse gossiping during the rest time, Shu Qiu immediately contacted the attending doctor, Dr. Zhang, and made a serious and detailed inquiry about the patient's condition: It is really a male dog with an eight-pack abs , the ass is tight, is it 19 by visual inspection?

Doctor Zhang's expression at that time was very indescribable, probably never thought that such an unruly person was their dean.

Dr. Zhang: Why 19?

Shu Qiu took it for granted: Because if you are not 19, you are not worthy of being the male lead of Hai|Tang!

Dr. Zhang: 19 is too anti-human. It’s not like a baby’s arm.

Shu Qiu pondered: But the Hai|Tang novels I read all reach my stomach in one step...

Doctor Zhang: "..."

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