The god of fishing department breaks straight men's hair

Blind date

On a rare day of Saturday, the school showed mercy and gave them a full day off.

Yu Chu got up early as usual, and finished two sets of test papers in one morning.

As soon as he put down his pen, his phone buzzed.

It was Zhao Yan.

Tell him to play cards.

After Zhao Yan's indiscriminate bombardment on WeChat, Yu Chu bowed his head and typed: Send another block.

There was no movement there.

Yu Chu put on his coat and went downstairs to a canteen at the corner of their residential building.

This canteen is not big, only [-] square meters at most, usually the business is good, people from the whole residential building come here to patronize.

There are no customers at the moment, Zhao Yan set up a table next to the cash register, and skillfully took out a deck of cards while eating melon seeds and put them on the top: "Finally here! Waiting for you is the most difficult every time!"

After Yu Chu walked in, he leaned against the cash register and asked, "Just the two of us? Fighting the Landlord?"

Following his questioning, a figure came out from behind the shelf: "Here, come, and me!!"

Ma Yingjie yelled and walked over, holding a lot of food in his arms, including potato chips, drinks, canned food and so on.

It seems that they are almost emptying out their own canteen.

Yu Chu frowned.

Zhao Yan spit out the melon seeds with two peeps: "Good guy, let me ask first, do I have to pay after I finish eating?"

Ma Yingjie's actions were rude, and he put things on the table clatteringly, not paying attention at all: "It's so vulgar to talk about money! Of course, it depends on your conscience!"

"Fuck!" Zhao Yan pulled his collar across the table and started beating him, "Take advantage of my old lady?"

After a wild meal, the three of them sat down and started playing cards.

A total of eight rounds were played, and Yu Chu won seven rounds.

"Damn!" Zhao Yan threw a lot of cards on the table depressedly, "I don't have any experience playing cards with you!"

Ma Yingjie seemed to have lost stupidly, and said happily: "The experience is quite good, I feel that I will turn over in the next move!"

A typical person is still addicted to vegetables.

He and Yu Chu are not in the same high school, they hang out in the vocational high school next door, and occasionally get confused about their future, but the next second they will pull Yu Chu to play cards together.

Yu Chu leaned back on the back of the chair, took out the phone: "I'm not playing anymore."

He didn't have any addiction to poker, and Zhao Yan and Ma Yingjie usually dragged him to play begging for nothing.

"Alright!" Ma Yingjie tore open a bag of potato chips and stuffed it into his mouth, "Then let's analyze my relationship problem."

Zhao Yan crossed Erlang's legs and looked him up and down: "You? Relationship problems?"

How disgusting and disgusting the tone is!

Ma Yingjie choked: "Sister Yan, you are hurting people! Why can't I have relationship problems? I met this girl online, but I don't like her. If she pesters me , how can I get rid of it?"

Zhao Yan immediately rolled his eyes: "Scumbag!"

Ma Yingjie was scolded innocently, so he turned to Yu Chu for an answer: "Brother, what do you think I should do?"

At this time, Yu Chu was typing on the mobile phone with his head down. Hearing this, he said without raising his head: "Just use your normal behavior, and you will get rid of it soon."

Ma Yingjie: "..."

Is this Xueba?Ridiculous people are beating around the bush.

He was silent for a while, then turned his head to look at Yu Chu meanly: "What are you searching for? So serious."

Yu Chu turned the phone around to avoid his gaze: "It's about studying."

Hearing the study, Ma Yingjie shrank instantly, sat up straight and began to eat.

Yu Chu continued to search his own question: what does it mean if a homophobic boy wants the princess to hug another boy?

Although he felt that the answers on this website were outrageous, it was also a way to supplement his thinking by looking at other people's ideas.

As usual, there were several answers soon.

[Don't doubt it, the other party has already bent it into a mosquito coil for you, just go bravely! 】

[It's all straight men's tricks, what's the princess hug, the boys in our class sit directly on the lap, put their arms around each other's necks and call them husbands! 】

【Under what circumstances did he hug your princess?It is difficult to analyze without specific examples. 】

When Yu Chu saw the third answer, his eyes darkened. Lu Jun hugged him to the princess only when he was injured. Maybe he treated him as an ordinary patient and didn't think about anything.

This is indeed the current state of the two.

He turned off his cell phone, and when he put it in his pocket, he touched the edge of the cigarette case between his fingers.

He kind of wants to smoke one.

At this moment, Ma Yingjie, who was eating snacks, asked him vaguely: "By the way, Yu Chu, why don't you fall in love?"

In his eyes, Yu Chu's conditions are quite good, with outstanding appearance and good grades, except for a little cold temper, there are no other shortcomings.

However, several girls confessed to him, but he coldly rejected them all.

As soon as Ma Yingjie finished asking, Zhao Yan who was next to him suddenly pushed the bag of snacks he had eaten towards him, and then stood up abruptly.

Ma Yingjie didn't pay attention to Zhao Yan's actions, and then asked Yu Chu: "What kind of person do you like?"

Yu Chu said: "Lu Jun..."

"What?!" Ma Yingjie was terrified, almost unable to hold the potato chips in his hand.

Yu Chu raised his chin behind him and signaled, "Lu Jun is here."

While speaking, he quietly pushed the cigarette case he had drawn back into his pocket.

Ma Yingjie turned his head following his signal, and then saw Lu Jun walking towards the canteen.

His shock subsided, but soon, his eyes widened again.

Zhao Yan, who usually looks like a female hooligan, is now gently guiding Lu Jun: "Student Lu Jun, be careful where you step. It rained a little this morning, and the road is very slippery."

As she spoke, she tucked her hair behind her ears, trying to show the perfect side profile.

"Thanks, I'll pay attention."

Lu Jun is tall and handsome, with a sunny smile on his face. Wearing a white sportswear and sneakers today, he looks youthful and energetic!

When he came, it seemed that the surrounding scenery brightened up.

Seeing that he was in a good mood, Zhao Yan hurriedly struck while the iron was hot, and said softly, "Student Lu Jun, actually I have always wanted to tell you one thing. I think you can bring people a great sense of security and make people want to Get your protection. I want to ask, can we change our relationship? I don't want to be your classmate anymore. "

After speaking, she stopped and looked up to wait for Lu Jun's answer.

At the same time, the two people in the canteen were also paying attention to Lu Jun's movements.

Yu Chu's heart tightened slightly.

Ma Yingjie was in a daze, who am I, where am I, why can't I understand what happened at all?

Under the gaze of the three of them, Lu Jun asked Zhao Yan slowly with a trace of confusion on his face: "Any other relationship? Do you want to recognize me as your brother?"

Zhao Yan: "..."

The other two: "..."

Lu Jun didn't realize that there was something wrong with the atmosphere, and he was still thinking seriously.

What can give people a sense of protection and security, but what is a brother?

Lu Beiyu did both, but he just beat him up when he was a child.

Thinking of this, Lu Jun's expression relaxed: "No problem, then you will be my sister from now on!"

Zhao Yan: "..."

Yu Chu was worried that Zhao Yan would run away, so he quickly got up and took Lu Jun away.

On the way, Lu Jun was still puzzled: "Zhao Yan wants to recognize me as a brother?"

Yu Chu's face remained unchanged: "Yes."

"That's good! No wonder she always came to me and gave me milk tea and so on. They were all hinting at me. Let me tell you earlier, I can recognize her as my younger sister!"

Yu Chu changed the subject in time: "What did you come to see me for?"

Lu Jun's attention was diverted in an instant: "By the way, I went to the hospital and bought a medicine that is more effective for treating foot injuries, and I sent it here for you."

At this time, in the commissary.

Ma Yingjie looked at Yu Chu who was being helped away by Lu Jun in a daze. The latter couldn't walk very smoothly, and his left foot was on tiptoe.

He wondered, "When did his foot hurt?"

When he came, Yu Chu's walking posture was very normal, and he didn't look injured at all.

How come when you leave, you have already reached the point where you need to be half hugged and half supported?

After he finished asking, he found that Zhao Yan hadn't answered for a long time.

Looking back, Zhao Yan took out a mirror from nowhere and took a picture of his face: "Ma Yingjie, do you think I'm pretty?"

"Pretty." Ma Yingjie nodded truthfully, and then realized something, "Are you chasing Lu Jun?"

"correct."

Ma Yingjie became interested: "Why?"

Mentioning this, Zhao Yan became angry: "I am 1.7 meters tall, so it is not too much to find a boyfriend who is 1.9 meters tall! As a result, there are only three boys in our class who are close to 1.9 meters tall, and two of them are sportsmen with worrying looks. Sheng, finally found Lu Jun, a real tall, rich and handsome man, but he wants to recognize me as his sister?!"

Ma Yingjie was afraid of being affected by her anger, so he shrank his neck cautiously: "Then do you want to call him brother in the future?"

Zhao Yan moved his wrist, and said with a smirk: "What did you say? Say it again?"

Ma Yingjie hurriedly fled to escape.

Help!Why was he the one who got hurt?

Not long after Yu Chu and Lu Jun walked out, Lu Jun's cell phone rang.

He took a look and was a little surprised: "It's my grandpa."

Hearing this sentence, Yu Chu was stunned for a second.

He had never met Lu Jun's grandfather, but he had vaguely heard that old man Lu had fought in the mall for most of his life and had a bad temper.

The most important thing is that Mr. Lu seems to be keen on introducing a girlfriend to Lu Jun.

This has happened once before.

Soon, Lu Jun finished answering the phone: "My grandfather said he would invite me to lunch."

Yu Chu looked at him: "Is it just for eating?"

Lu Jun was confused: "It should be, otherwise?"

Yu Chu didn't speak.

I thought to myself, this time I invited you to dinner in name, most likely it was another matter of arranging Lu Jun's blind date.

He didn't want to let Lu Jun go to such a dinner alone.

Just thinking about it makes me extremely uncomfortable.

Lu Jun obviously didn't expect this level, he just asked, "Uncle and aunt are not at home, so what should you do?"

Yu Chu lowered his eyes, and said lightly: "Nothing to do, I'm hungry."

He deliberately made such a gesture, and he already guessed what Lu Jun would say in the next second.

As expected, Lu Jun worried, "What if you're hungry?"

Immediately his eyes lit up: "I thought of it, why don't we go together, the best of both worlds!"

After half an hour.

The two arrived at the entrance of a five-star hotel.

At this time, an old man about 70 years old was standing there with a cane, wearing a Tang suit, with piercing eyes and a majestic appearance.

Lu Jun called out cheerfully: "Grandpa."

When Old Man Lu saw him, a smile finally appeared on his stern face: "My dear grandson, you've come."

Obviously he could ask the driver or waiter to wait at the door, but he was waiting here himself, which is enough to show how much he loves his grandson.

At this moment, Old Man Lu noticed Yu Chu and asked doubtfully, "Who is this?"

"This is my childhood friend, Yu Chu." Lu Jun happily introduced him proudly, "He is number one in our grade, and all the teachers like him!"

Yu Chu called out: "Grandpa Lu is good."

His appearance is very deceptive, even if he is not wearing a school uniform today, just a neat sweater and black pants, standing there desertedly, it seems that the words "good student" are written all over his body.

When Old Man Lu saw Yu Chu for the first time, he was not very happy.

If Lu Jun brought his friends here in normal times, he would definitely welcome them.But today, he has other plans, and he doesn't want to be ruined by unrelated people.

However, after listening to Lu Jun's introduction, the dissatisfaction dissipated. There is no elder who doesn't like such a good boy with excellent grades.

The three of them walked towards the hotel talking and laughing, and immediately the service staff led them to one of the boxes.

On the way, Lu Jun asked Mr. Lu: "Grandpa, why did you think of inviting me to dinner today?"

As his voice fell, the box door was opened by the waiter.

There are already two guests inside.

One old and one young.

One of them was an old man who was about the same age as Mr. Lu, while the other was a girl who was the same age as Lu Jun.

What kind of game is in front of him is already clear.

Lu Jun widened his eyes, leaned close to Mr. Lu and asked in a low voice, "Why are there outsiders?"

There was a strong sense of betrayal in his tone of disbelief.

Didn't you agree to just invite him to dinner?

Why don't you talk?

Thinking about it, he sneaked a glance at Yu Chu who was beside him, the latter's expression was calm and he couldn't see anything.

However, he felt very ashamed. If he had known this was the case, he would not have brought Yu Chu here. How embarrassing!Would Yu Chu think that it's okay for him to be ignorant all day long, and he's always thinking about finding a girlfriend?

At this moment, old man Lu blamed: "What outsider? Come quickly and let me introduce you. This is your Grandpa Liang. He was his comrade in arms when he was young. This is his granddaughter Liang Xue."

Even though Lu Jun was reluctant, he still had to give this little face, and called out awkwardly: "Grandpa Liang."

Mr. Liang smiled and nodded: "Young man, how are you?"

After finishing speaking, he said to Mr. Lu with satisfaction: "Brother Lu, your grandson is really a good-looking talent."

Mr. Lu had a sense of pride that "my grandson must be good", and then began to boast to each other: "Xiaoxue is also good. The two young people must have something in common, let's sit together."

Lu Jun's attention was on Yu Chu the whole time. Hearing this, he pulled him to sit opposite Liang Xue without thinking, "We'll just stay here."

Yu Chu naturally agreed.

Mr. Lu was a little unhappy, so he had no choice but to sit down, and could only nod his head: "Okay, then you can sit there."

On the opposite side, although Liang Xue didn't speak, she was also looking at Lu Jun and Yu Chu.

Her eyes were vicious, and she could tell at a glance that the shoes on Yu Chu's feet did not exceed 500 yuan, while Lu Jun's was at least five figures.

After making an intuitive judgment, she was puzzled, how could Lu Jun make friends with such a person?

In her eyes, people in the same circle should play together, and people in different circles don't even need basic communication.

During the meal, Mr. Lu deliberately asked Lu Jun and Liang Xue to communicate more. Who knew that Lu Jun not only ignored Liang Xue, but also kept Yu Chu picking up vegetables.

Yu Chu was very happy that Lu Jun put himself first on such an occasion, and put a piece of chicken leg into Lu Jun's bowl: "Eat more yourself."

Seeing this scene, Mr. Lu raised his eyebrows, and said to Lu Jun, "You talk to Xiaoxue more. As a boy, you have to take the initiative."

Lu Jun replied quite honestly: "Didn't you invite me to dinner? You didn't say you invited me to talk."

"Uh..." Mr. Lu choked, and could only smile at the grandparents of the Liang family and said, "This kid has always had such a temper since he was a child. Don't look at what he said, but he is actually happy in his heart."

Mr. Liang nodded.

In the end, Lu Jun dismantled the stage bluntly: "Grandpa, didn't you teach me to be the same as the outside?"

Mr. Lu took a deep breath, waved his hands and said, "Okay, okay, let's eat first!"

Besides, there is no need to eat this meal!

Yu Chu and Liang Xue didn't say a word the whole time.

However, Yu Chu knew that the person opposite had been sizing him up all the time, full of curiosity and contempt.

Yu Chu simply stared back.

The two looked at each other.

Yu Chu's gaze was sharp, with a hint of hostility in his indifference.

Liang Xue was stunned for a second or two by his gaze, and a feeling of fear subconsciously welled up in her heart.

She felt as if she was being watched by a ferocious beast defending its territory, her spine was chilled, and she couldn't breathe.

She forced herself to look back, but in the end, she was defeated.

Even though he was unwilling, he didn't dare to raise his head again.

After eating, several people left the restaurant.

Mr. Lu proposed to take a walk.

Mr. Liang naturally readily agreed.

The two elders have said so, and the younger generation can only keep up.

Passing by a chess playing place, Old Master Lu commanded: "Let's just watch here for a while, Lu Jun and Xiaoxue are going to buy some drinks and come back."

After finishing speaking, he dragged Yu Chu to the chess playing place: "Xiao Chu will accompany us to watch the game of chess."

Yu Chu stood beside him, but his eyes turned to Lu Jun and Liang Xue.

At this time, I only heard Lu Jun say: "I can do it by myself."

After speaking, he strode away.

Who knew that Liang Xue had made up her mind to follow him, and after he left, she followed closely.

Looking at the backs of the two leaving, Yu Chu's eyes became dark.

Lu Jun didn't expect Liang Xue to follow, so he quickened his pace.

Who knew that Liang Xue took the initiative to find the topic: "Which high school did you study in?"

It was impossible for Lu Jun to ignore her so obviously, so he could only start talking, saying the name of their school.

Liang Xue exclaimed: "Didn't you go to a noble school?"

Lu Jun felt baffled: "No, what's wrong?"

This person's reaction is too strange, who stipulated that he must study in a noble school?

In fact, it doesn't matter which school Lu Jun goes to. With his family's capital, he can go anywhere.

The reason why he chose the current high school was because Yu Chu was here, and he wanted to go to school with Yu Chu, so he chose here decisively.

The surprise on Liang Xue's face has not subsided, it seems that this incident really puzzled her: "Your family is so rich, you can go to the best noble school in the imperial capital."

She had heard that the Lu family's assets were hundreds of billions.

The children in the circle were all told by their parents to have a good relationship with Lu Jun, but Lu Jun didn't like to play with them.

She herself is not qualified to meet Lu Jun, and their family's assets are far inferior to the Lu family's.

It's just that her grandfather and Mr. Lu had been in the army together in the early years, and they knew each other well, and I don't know why Mr. Lu is so keen on arranging a girlfriend for his grandson recently, so he had this opportunity.

Lu Jun didn't bother to answer Liang Xue anymore, and walked forward self-consciously.

However, he soon discovered that Liang Xue kept leaning towards him, getting closer and closer. He reminded: "If you can't walk, I'd better go and buy it myself."

As a result, Liang Xue continued to lean towards him as if she didn't hear what he said, and their arms touched each other.

Lu Jun simply took a quick step forward.

Who knew that Liang Xue was trying to get closer to him with all her body and mind. When Lu Jun moved, she lost control and fell into the nearby fountain pool.

As soon as she fell into the water, she immediately yelled: "Ahhhhh!! Help!!"

The water in the fountain was only as deep as her knees, and she was safe as long as she stood up.

However, a young lady like Liang Xue had never experienced such a thing before, she was completely frightened and kept throwing herself in the water.

It's all like this, Lu Jun can't sit idly by, he can only stretch out his hand and pull her up: "The water is very shallow, just stand up straight!"

Liang Xue was pulled out of the pool, and then she stopped screaming, her face was already wet with water, and her carefully put on makeup was in a mess.

She covered her face, feeling ashamed to face anyone.

At this moment, Mr. Lu and the others rushed over: "Xiaoxue, are you alright?"

Mr. Lu and the others didn't know what happened, but Yu Chu, who had been paying attention to Lu Jun, could see it clearly. He twitched the corner of his mouth and said nothing.

Liang Xue first glanced at Lu Jun, then at Yu Chu, shook her arm angrily, and left straight away.

Mr. Liang didn't know what was going on, so he had to bid farewell in a hurry and followed.

Mr. Lu had no choice but to ask Lu Jun, "What's going on? Why did you fall into the pool when I asked you to buy a drink?"

Lu Jun had a plan, and said in a vibrating voice, "She said that even if she jumped into the pool, she wouldn't want to be with me!"

Mr. Lu couldn't believe it: "What did you say? How is it possible?"

In his eyes, his grandson is naturally handsome and outstanding, how could a girl despise him so much?

"It's true!" Lu Jun tried his best to persuade him, "Would you rather trust an outsider than your grandson? So, Grandpa, don't introduce me next time. If I get rejected a few times, it will be my turn to jump into the water." inside!"

Mr. Lu had already believed Lu Jun's words, his chest heaved violently and said, "It's unreasonable! My grandson of Lu Bowen has no reason to be despised by others!"

However, he immediately said, "Don't worry, Grandpa will be cautious and choose a better one for you next time."

Lu Jun was really worried: "Grandpa, I'm still at school age, are you a little too anxious?"

Mr. Lu took a look at him: "Anyway, you didn't study at school, I heard that you lost more than a dozen last time?"

Lu Jun was not shocked at all: "But at least I have gained happiness! If you insist on introducing me to a girlfriend, I will lose even happiness. Wouldn't it be a bigger loss?"

Old Man Lu: "..."

What absurdity is this?