my scheming human boyfriend

Reaper hid in the cabinet and couldn't come out.

But an excellent ghost film, in addition to the picture, the music is also a must.

Accompanied by the ups and downs of the music, the cabinet with the tightly closed door also began to tremble, tremble, and tremble non-stop. Although there may be a little bit of schadenfreude, but for the god of death, the thrilling life is not for Bai Jinyi. As far as it is concerned, it is a sitcom.

He couldn't help it, stretched out the tentacles of social terror, and added a little bit: "Generally..."

"One, one, general what?" Jian Wuxu's voice that was about to collapse came from inside.

"Ghost, it's all from the cabinet..."

Before the three words 'climb out' were finished, there was a "bang", and the closed cabinet door was knocked open, and Jian Wuxu rushed out like a gust of wind, slamming her head into Bai Jinyi's arms.

Bai Jinyi was thrown back, and his hanging arms were raised in reflection, encircling Jian Wuxu's shoulders.

Bai Jinyi, who had never been so intimate with anyone, unexpectedly ran into a ghost.

His heart was suspended at first, and then slowly, slowly calmed down.

Because he remembered something, he was thinking... Well, this is not a person, it is a ghost.

The snail's tentacles stiffened outside the shell for a moment, and without feeling too much danger, they softened again and continued to probe for more information.

Death in arms.Bai Jin thought.Cool and soft.

Like a giant humanoid jelly, transparent.The big transparent jelly was still in his arms, shaking and shaking in fear of ghosts, so that Bai Jinyi couldn't help pinching Jian Wuxu's arm twice.

Really good Q good jelly...

"Actually I wanted to say..."

"Wh-what." Although Jian Wuxu was still a little stuck, he hugged Bai Jinyi like a drowning patient hugging a life-saving driftwood, and he could barely calm down.

"Why should a real ghost be afraid of a fake ghost?" Bai Jinyi asked his inner doubts.

"This is also the question I want to ask!" Jian Wuxu refused to turn her head to watch TV, and firmly hugged the very safe human being, "Obviously my colleagues and I have never been so scary, why do humans want to film us? It’s so scary! Human beings are really scary!”

This is also an excuse with a clear angle, right?

To some extent, Bai Jinyi's thoughts resonated with the Grim Reaper.

He feels he shouldn't be too greedy for sitcoms: "Jean, I'll turn off the TV."

Jian Wuxu insisted that Qingshan would not relax, and even buried her head on Bai Jinyi's shoulder. It was obviously just a huge jelly, but Bai Jinyi could still feel the cool hair of the other party sweeping over her shoulder.

Like raindrops, repeatedly falling on the shoulder blades, forming small and cool puddles.

Bai Jinyi's shoulders were a little uncomfortable, and he realized belatedly that they were too close...so close, neither a human nor a ghost!

He quickly called the smart magic box: "Bai Yixing."

"Hi, Bai Jinyi."

"Turn off the TV."

"Okay, Bai Jinyi."

The TV was turned off, the sound effect disappeared, the horror life was over, and the god of death finally slowed down. Jelly moved from Bai Jinyi's arms to the sofa, stayed there for a few seconds as if her soul was out of her body, and then woke up suddenly.

"No."

"What doesn't work?"

"You can't turn off the TV."

Does the real ghost want to be frightened by the fake ghost again?

"Actually, I have prepared a plan."

...then you are really good.

"This plan must be successful!"

wish you success.

Bai Jinyi didn't speak, he opened a bottle of soda and took a sip.All the soul of soda lies in the sip of the bottle cap. For a while, Bai Jinyi liked to drink soda, but later felt that it was a waste to drink only one or two sips every time he opened the bottle, so he quit.

He put the rest of the soda back on the table and didn't try to move it.

The Grim Reaper's gaze, which was originally drifting towards the remote control, stuck to it again. His eyes seemed to say: There will be bubbles!

But he didn't say anything, and pretended he didn't care about the bottle of soda, just pressed the button and turned on the TV.This time he learned his lesson, instead of choosing another ghost movie, he chose...

#I will cry after watching#

#Make you despair#

#Goodbye in the world#

Jian Wuxu regained her vitality, happily opened this literary movie with the above tags, and swore to Bai Jinyi: "Maybe the impact of light and light vision can't help you. But this movie, I believe it can give us a heart baptism, and then we can embark on the cycle of reincarnation."

Bai Jinyi: "Hmm..."

The movie runs for 10 minutes.

Bai Jinyi watched steadily, but Jian Wuxu was a little uneasy.

The movie runs for three 10 minutes.

Bai Jinyi watched steadily, but Jian Wuxu couldn't sit still.

The movie plays for an hour.

Bai Jinyi watched steadily, Jian Wuxu's eyes were red.

The movie played to its climax.

Bai Jinyi watched steadily, with no expression on his face; Jian Wuxu resisted the glint of water in his eyes, and endured it, he suddenly took out a wine bottle from the small pocket by his side, pulled off the bottle cap, Gulp gulp drank a third of the bottle!

Bai Jinyi was taken aback, and the first thought that flashed through his mind was:

...Ah, did Shinigami drink alcohol?

Then he thought:

Well, the small bag can hold more than the volume that can be seen from the outside. Is there any space expansion technology in the underworld?

With the wine down her throat, Jian Wuxu sat on the sofa for a moment of silence.

Then, suddenly, the dam in the eye socket couldn't hold back the tears, and the tears burst——

"why……"

……what why.

"Why on earth..."

... Please don't cry, let's talk.

Bai Jinyi was numb again, he felt that the God of Death was crying more than before, and that transparent face was flushed with cherry blossom pink because of excitement.

This movie can't be so powerful, right?

He hurried to get the remote control, and turned off the TV in the same way as before.

But this trick is not easy to use. Even if the TV is turned off, Jian Wuxu's mood has not stabilized. He stared blankly at the wine bottle in his hand, and said sadly for a long time:

"It's so pitiful. The protagonist in the movie is so pitiful. Even though he has worked so hard, he still has no way out. He even has to sleep in the toilet."

"That's all fake, it's a show—" Lied to your tears!

"Just like me."

"..." Bai Jinyi was stuck.

"I also work very hard, and I also want to work hard...but the king of hell bullied me. Why did he bully me for such a big official? What did I say...the resources in the underworld are not abundant, you have to be hard and simple, and overcome it. Then I don’t have the mobile phone and work clothes that should be given to newcomers. I saw him when he opened the drawer to get the handheld game console. Those The things are so full that the drawers can't be closed!"

"In front of me, lie to me saying no; in front of me, keep playing games..."

Jian Wuxu was really wronged, and the tears fell even more urgently.

"While playing the game, let me not call myself a ghost, and say that I am just an intern, not a regular employee. If I call myself a ghost, it may cause some bad influence. Are you also wondering why I call myself the god of death, I know , you've always been very strange, haven't you!"

Actually, I didn't... well, I'm really a little strange, I just think you have a combination of Chinese and Western.But isn't your King of Hades too harsh?

"I thought it was very harsh, so I asked a little bit, and the King of Hades scolded me, saying that the young ghost guards are too ignorant. Is it the props that are catching the soul, or the ghost guard? , an irresponsible attitude, he was very suspicious of my ability to be a ghost messenger. He said that a ghost messenger is a sacred position to help the suffering human beings to escape. It is the most basic but also the most important cornerstone of the underworld. Ghosts, suffering human beings can't get relief, they can only be tortured by endless pain, living in the world, just like hell. Such a noble cause, it is impossible to do well without a sense of responsibility..."

Talking about ideals and withholding materials, purely PUA in the workplace.Bai Jin wanted to say something but stopped.

"He makes sense, and I can understand it, but, but, without a mobile phone, I can't pay, I can't go to the mall to buy clothes, and I can't eat in restaurants..."

It turns out that the current underworld is already so advanced?That's right, it was mentioned before that Hades also played handheld game consoles when arranging civil servants in the underworld.

"The King of Hades threw me a small bag at the end." Jian Wuxu opened the cloak, and showed Bai Jinyi the small bag hanging on the side of his waist. The pure white bottom has a black stripe horizontally and a vertical black stripe, hanging on the side of the god of death. The black cross on the neck is similar, "I searched through it, and all I could eat was a few sugar pills and a bottle of wine, but I don't drink..."

The eyes of one person and one ghost fell on the wine bottle in Jian Wuxu's hand at the same time.

Jian Wuxu felt sad from it, raised her hand, gurgling, the bitter wine entered her throat and hurt her heart.

"I went back and talked about it, and finally Yan Wang reluctantly agreed, saying that other ghosts need a one-year internship, but I have a special situation. As long as I successfully hook a soul, I will become a regular from the internship, and those things will be equipped for me. ...But I happened to meet you."

"..." Bai Jinyi.

"I can't eat, I can't change clothes, although this is not necessary for the god of death, but I still want to eat something and change clothes, I wear a cloak every day, the cloak is dirty, and you still eat in front of me every day Eating snacks, human beings are really too good!"

"..." Bai Jinyi.

The god of death was already talking nonsense with grief, and burst into tears.

"Obviously the desire to die is higher than anyone else, but you are determined not to die, you lied to me! You are a scheming human being, and you will lie to the god of death!"

"I said," Bai Jinyi, "you must be drunk."

"I'm not drunk!"

"...Well, you're not drunk." Bai Jinyi looked at the Grim Reaper who was almost drunk and collapsed under the coffee table.

"I've been crying for so long, why don't you come to comfort me?" Jian Wuxu cried for a long time and asked in a daze.

I……

I comfort you...

Bai Jinyi was not very good at comforting ghosts, so he could only randomly grab the tissue on the table, hesitantly handed it to the god of death, but the god of death hugged his arm, wiped his tears and his face, and then the god of death used a nasal voice Discuss with Bai Jinyi:

"Yan Wang also told me that crying loses mana, can you stop making me cry in the future."

It's not that I made you cry...

"My mana is very meager. If I continue to cry, my mana, which is not rich at all, will bottom out. There is no way to help you get rid of the pain."

Well, it might indeed be my fault...

It turns out that people get drunk and so do ghosts.

After being drunk for half an hour, the god of death seemed to wake up from the drunk state suddenly, and then stopped eating completely, lying on his face with his hands and feet all up, very like after being beaten by the society for a day , the exhausted social animal pose.

"I'm so tired..."

Bai Jinyi gave up the sofa to the Grim Reaper, cleaned up the snacks on the table a little bit, and let the jelly lingering on his body dissipate a little bit.After cleaning up, he felt much more at ease, then looked at Death, and asked:

"Are you feeling better now?"

After asking, he suddenly hesitated:

"Have you become more transparent?"

"I feel...a bit tired." Jian Wuxu struggled to breathe, "Have I really become more transparent?"

He tried his best to prop up his body, and floated obliquely in a figure 8 to the mirror in the bathroom, and then a sigh came from the bathroom.

"Forget that the mirror can't reflect me."

So the god of death could only float out again, floated in front of Bai Jinyi, and stretched out his arms to Bai Jinyi's eyes.

"Look again, have I really become transparent?"

Bai Jinyi carefully looked at the arm stretched out in front of him, and compared it with his memory, he found that the front and back were indeed inconsistent.

I remember the first time I saw the God of Death, the God of Death walked across the road in the sunset like him. At that time, the bloody sunset penetrated the body of the God of Death, and the God of Death who came to seduce the soul was a touch of rose pink.

But now, the arms stretched out in front of the eyes are more transparent, the color of light cannot be retained, and the feeling of vitality is even less.

Bai Jinyi told Jian Wuxu his observations truthfully.

Although Jian Wuxu was still very sad, she was generally calm, probably because she was too drunk just now.

"Yan Wang didn't lie to me, she shed tears to lose mana."

Cypress · soul · mana · present meaning: "..."

"It's really tiring and hard work to seduce the soul. I'll take a rest." Jian Wuxu became more and more dejected, and discussed with Bai Jinyi, "Just do it for a while. After resting for a while, I'll work hard to seduce your soul again!"

"...You can rest a little longer." Bai Jinyi considered it carefully, "Ecstasy...Although it is very important, work is not all of the God of Death... right. Human beings have to rest five times and two, God of Death may as well take the essence, Let’s emulate it. In fact, it’s also possible to work four days and three days off, work one day and rest one day, and combine work and rest. This is called sustainable development.”

After he finished persuading, he felt that he had made a mistake.

The dead ghost on the sofa looked at him movedly, his eyes regained their brilliance.

"Teacher Bai, you are so kind!"

I'm not good.

"I was so unprofessional just now, I actually talked nonsense because of the pressure, Teacher Bai, please rest assured, I will not let you down!"

Please live up to it.

"I want to learn from an educator like you, who burns the torch into ashes and begins to work with tears. Even if I burn myself, I will help you free yourself from the sea of ​​suffering and light your way to reincarnation!"

I am so thankful.

The god of death lay on the sofa in Bai Jinyi's dormitory for a long time, slowly floated up from the sofa, walked crookedly, and waved at Bai Jinyi, "Mr. Bai, I'm going first , I won’t come here tonight, I’m not letting you go, I’ll be here on time tomorrow!”

"..." Although it has changed from 8 to S, and there are fewer curves, it feels like I haven't completely sobered up yet.

After the god of death had left, Bai Jinyi casually glanced at the clock, only to find that the hour hand was pointing to the number 8 in astonishment. He pulled up the curtains and saw that it was completely dark, and only the lights were like will-o'-the-wisps shining on the deserted campus.

The Grim Reaper is simply a time black hole, which swallowed up an afternoon and half the night.

Bai Jinyi felt that he seemed to have forgotten something... But forgetting is always like this, he is clear about what he has forgotten, but he is confused about what he has forgotten.

He sat back at his desk and began to think about the next arrangements for the evening...

When the Grim Reaper was there, the space was occupied too full; after the Grim Reaper left, the space that was originally a proper size felt strangely emptiness that was stretched and couldn't be taken back.

He hadn't been thinking alone for 10 minutes, only to hear a loud "bang" that seemed to shake the whole building.

what happened?

A thought flashed across Bai Jin's mind.

The voices of other teachers living in the dormitory also sounded from left and right:

"what sound?"

"What's wrong? Did the water pipe explode?"

At this time, the Grim Reaper, who had just left 10 minutes ago, bumped into his room again.

He was frizzy and in a panic, he fluttered into Bai Jinyi's desk, and Bai Jinyi was about to stick to his body but he didn't realize it, he just jumped and shouted:

"Teacher Bai, Teacher Bai!"

Bai Jinyi couldn't help but move the chair back, creating a distance between the person and the ghost, and then looked up at the god of death, only to find that the god of death was gnashing his teeth and bristling with anger.

"What's wrong?" Bai Jinyi was a little concerned when he saw Jian Wuxu so angry for the first time.

"A pervert!"

"?"

"many!!"

"??"

"Break into my bathroom without a word!!!"

"...???"

Jian Wuxu dragged Bai Jinyi to the scene of the crime.Bai Jinyi lives on the 4th floor of the teacher's dormitory building. The house number is 404. There is also a room 414 on their floor, which is at the end of the floor. Because the number is too unlucky, it has not been allocated.

...So this empty room, which is very suitable for the identity of the god of death, was requisitioned by the god of death.

Now, Bai Jinyi is standing in front of the door of Room 414. In front of him are three maintenance employees in blue overalls. Behind him is Jian Wuxu who clenched his fists and glared.

Bai Jinyi has been looking at each other with the three maintenance personnel for a long time.

He felt... behind him, Jian Wuxu was urging him to quarrel with his eyes; he also felt... in front of him, the three maintenance workers were also urging him to explain the purpose of coming here with their eyes.

There is a solid wall in front and a virtual wall in the back.

One in front of the other, pressing towards him.

He's about to turn into a sandwich biscuit...

Just when he gritted his teeth and wanted to speak for the god of death, Liu Rourou's voice came from behind:

"Oh, what's the matter, Teacher Bai is here? Did Teacher Bai also hear the voice?"

Bai Jinyi breathed a sigh of relief.

He turned his head and nodded to Liu Rourou who was wearing a red dress.

Liu Rourou asked the maintenance workers again: "What was the sound just now? Our teacher was shocked when he heard it in the dormitory. Isn't this room unoccupied? What are you doing here?"

The maintenance worker also breathed a sigh of relief, and was finally able to speak. The atmosphere of silence was so depressing.

"A teacher reported that there was no one in room 414, but there was the sound of water in the middle of the night, and the lights would be turned on. It was strange. Don't be haunted. The school asked us to come and take a look." The maintenance worker said.

"Haunted..." Liu Rourou is a people's teacher, not afraid of ghosts, "Then you saw ghosts after you went in?"

"The hood is open." The maintenance worker looked serious.

"Nonsense, I'm taking a shower!" Jian Wuxu floated out from behind Bai Jinyi, looking at the maintenance worker with a broken expression.

"When we closed the canopy, there was a loud noise inside."

"That's because I was scared by you and hit the wall!" Jian Wuxu shouted.

"I also saw a bath towel floating down, maybe it was shaken off."

"Shock your mother." Jian Wuxu spoke concisely, turned her head, and continued to look at Bai Jinyi with fire-breathing eyes, urging Bai Jinyi with her eyes——

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