Did you apply to Peking University for you to go to Tsinghua University?

He doesn't know if his own brain has bubbles, anyway, he thinks that Yu Chao's brain circuit is not normal.

No profile picture, no nickname, and no circle of friends.

"You don't like sharing your life?" Lu Chuan said casually.

The third brother’s circle of friends is as numerous as a marketing account. You have to say good night when you sleep, and good morning when you wake up. You have to report three meals a day in your circle of friends. If it wasn’t for sleeping for eight hours, Lu Chuan doubted him. 24 messages can be posted a day, and the circle of friends can be sent to tell the time on the hour.

Lu Chuan swiped his hand across the screen, double-clicked Yu Chao's profile picture twice, and clicked into his circle of friends to see if there was any signature.

As he expected, "Take a shot" is the system default, and the signature is also empty.

Yu Chao stretched out his hand to touch the cigarette, but halfway through the touch, he remembered that it was at Lu Chuan's house and took it back: "There is no life to share."

"Study, eat, sleep." Yu Chao turned to look at him, "Do you want to hear how 'Master Miejue' speaks Chinese, or do you want to see what the two meat and one vegetarian set meals for ten yuan in the cafeteria look like."

Lu Chuan "hehe" smiled: "I want to see how you sleep, whether you wear clothes or not."

Lu Chuan is coquettish, Yu Chao is even more coquettish than him.

Yu Chao raised his eyelids and squinted at the bedroom door next to the opposite TV wall without emotion: "You will know later."

Lu Chuan raised his eyebrows, smiling unabated: "Really?"

Yu Chao ignored him, turned around and continued to look for takeout.

He was growing tall, and he looked like he hadn't eaten the bowl of wontons that night. Not only was Lu Chuan hungry, but he was also hungry.

I have a sore throat, I can't eat spicy ones, and it's best not to touch greasy ones. Among the shops that are still open, there is only one congee shop and one clear soup noodle shop that meet the requirements.

Yu Chao is not very picky about what to eat, but he is actually a patient with severe choice phobia. He looked at the two restaurants for a long time and couldn't decide which one to choose.

Just as he was about to click into the comments for the second time to see the customer reviews, Lu Chuan's voice sounded beside him.

The voice is always lazy and casual: "I ordered spicy crayfish, and I ordered porridge and refreshments for you. I have eaten all the takeaways near my house, and this porridge shop is the best for light ones. good."

It takes four, five, 10 minutes to deliver the food. Lu Chuan has nothing to do, so he opened a game. League of Legends recently released a mobile game. He recharged more than 1000 yesterday and bought several favorite skins.

Yu Chao had something to worry about, and his throat and head were so uncomfortable that he couldn't sleep, so he simply asked his classmates for the notes of the teacher's papers in today's class, and corrected the papers for the three subjects of mathematics, physics and chemistry.

Yu Chao was sitting on the single sofa on the far right, with papers spread out on the coffee table in front of him, Lu Chuan was lying on the big sofa facing the TV wall, with his feet facing Yu Chao, playing games half-lying and half lying down.

Less than 10 minutes after the end of the round, Lu Chuan glanced at the takeaway and touched Yu Chao's calf with his toe: "Why are you still doing homework when you're sick?"

"It's not homework." Yu Chao didn't raise his head, and moved his legs away from Lu Chuan, "Order the paper."

Lu Chuan "tsk": "Is this different?"

"Aren't you sleeping?" Lu Chuan asked him.

"Can't sleep."

Lu Chuan turned over and sat up from the sofa: "Then why don't you play a game with me?"

Yu Chao glanced at the phone screen in his hand: "It's boring."

"Then what do you find interesting?"

"Nothing interesting." Yu Chao bowed his head and continued to set the topic.

The corner of Lu Chuan's mouth curled up and he smiled.

Yu Chao...why the hell is he a little world-weary?

Lu Chuan grabbed Yu Chao's wrist and snatched the pen from him, then stood up and pressed him to the sofa where he was lying on.

"What are you doing?" Yu Chao frowned.

Lu Chuan not only laid Yu Chao on the sofa, but also carefully stuffed a pillow behind his waist: "Save the world-weary children."

"You must be sick." Yu Chao originally had a bad temper, and when he was full of anger, he was played by Lu Chuan like a doll, and cursed out with obscenities, "You are the fucking world-weary child. "

Lu Chuan looked up at Yu Chao for two seconds, pulled the blanket on the back of the sofa with his backhand and threw it on him, and said in a good temper, "Why is it boring? It's boring when you take the No. 1 exam and are posted on the top of the red list all over the campus pretending to be aggressive." ? Or is it boring for you to be surrounded by a bunch of little girls who look at you when you play ball? Or is it boring to be able to sleep on the bed for a few hours after the final exam? "

Yu Chao interrupted him: "I haven't studied all night, I sleep eight hours every day."

Lu Chuan raised his head, met Yu Chao's serious and serious face, and couldn't help laughing again, yelling at him: "Why are you pretending to be so cool?"

"I'm not pretending, I'm just telling the truth." Yu Chao then said without emotion.

"..."

Fine.

Lu Chuan lowered his eyes and smiled, regardless of whether Yu Chao wanted to hear it or not, he continued what he said just now: "And now, when you haven't eaten much for a day, when you're so hungry, you can drink hot water right away." pumpkin porridge, delicious shrimp dumplings..."

"Is it boring?" Lu Chuan raised his eyes, his eyes fell on his face, and then he lowered his head and smiled, "Why is it boring, life is so beautiful..."

Yu Chao was stunned by Lu Chuan's sutra-like "chicken soup speech", and he almost felt that Lu Chuan Ning'an's title of Gao Yige was not obtained by fighting, but by chanting Buddhist scriptures like a Tang monk over here.

In the end, he lay on the sofa vacated by Lu Chuan and downloaded a mobile game with Lu Chuan's [-]M broadband, and played two games with him.

"Are you sure you're playing for the first time??" Lu Chuan looked at the opposing mid laner who was defeated by Yu Chao in the first 5 minutes.

I have to say that with the study habits of Xueba, he can learn everything quickly and well.

After staring at the electronic screen for a while, his head started to hurt again. Yu Chao frowned, suddenly felt that there was no way to touch the earth, and killing people was fun.

He raised his sword and fell, and the opposite mid laner died again: "I am low-level, and we are matched with rookies. I can't kill you with a high-level account. I still have a bit of an advantage over rookies."

Lu Chuan nodded, agreeing with his point of view: "You are the most powerful one among the chickens, commonly known as the super chicken."

"..."

There seems to be something wrong.

The doorbell rang twice, it should be the takeaway.

Lu Chuan got up to get the takeaway, still staring at the screen in his hand.

The two takeaways were ordered at the same time, and the arrival time was about the same, with a difference of 5 minutes between the front and the back.

Because Yu Chao, who was full of the word "killer", joined the two games, they won a lot faster. When Yu Chao's porridge arrived, they just exploded the crystals in the opposite base.

The crayfish is from the most famous barbecue restaurant in Yuzhong District. The takeaway can't be delivered to "Rongyan", so Lu Chuan spent more than 30 yuan on errands to find the special delivery.

Before opening it, Yu Chao could already smell the aroma of spicy oil.

Yu Chao isn't picky about his meals, but that doesn't mean he doesn't know what's delicious.

The aroma of the oily chili peppers and the fried minced garlic was so strong that he felt that the pumpkin porridge and shrimp dumplings spread out in the lunch box in front of him were quite bland.

Yu Chao sat aside, a little further away from Lu Chuan.

The box of the crayfish is tightly wrapped, so as not to spill it during delivery, the place where the top cover meets the box is wrapped several times with plastic wrap.

Lu Chuan couldn't find the scissors, so he pressed the lower part of the lunch box with one hand, and pinched the raised part of the plastic wrap with the other, trying to tear it off forcefully.

Yu Chao frowned and looked at Lu Chuan's movements, then looked at the gray-white carpet under Lu Chuan's feet, finally couldn't hold back, twitched the corner of his eyes and said, "Aren't you afraid of splashing on the carpet?"

Lu Chuan was still gritting his teeth and wrestling with the plastic wrap, without raising his head: "If you splash it on, just throw it away."

Lu Chuan stomped his feet on the carpet: "This was replaced by Lao San and A Wu eating crayfish two weeks ago."

The plastic wrap was wrapped too tightly, Lu Chuan tossed and tossed for a long time and only lost half of it.

He tried hard with both hands, trying to tear a gap that had already been torn out wider.

Lu Chuan pulled his hands hard again and again, while saying: "They are both clumsy, how could I be as stupid as them..."

The ending of this sentence was still floating in the air, when it was knocked to the ground by the sound of "呵啦——" with the sound of plastic wrap being torn.

The next second, Lu Chuan looked at the overturned lunch box on the coffee table, and his face hurt.

Half of a whole box of spicy garlic crayfish was turned over, and the aroma of chili and garlic in the air became stronger.

Lu Chuan subconsciously looked at his clothes and pants.

Fortunately, his clothes were clean, and he didn't spill them on his clothes, otherwise he would be "Spicy Garlic Xiaoluchuan" now.

Lu Chuan exhaled softly, got up and was about to lift up the carpet under his feet and throw it outside the door before mopping the floor.

However, before he stood up, Lu Chuan, who was in the standing ready position and raised his head, saw red lobsters all over the body of the people around him.

"..."

The front of the white jacket of the person around him seemed to have been splashed with orange-red ink by an artist, from the chest to the lower abdomen, and then to the army green shorts, no part was spared.Because of sitting, a bag of crayfish was tucked under the hem of the jacket that was spread out on his lower abdomen, and there were even a few handfuls of emerald green scallions stuck to the zipper on his chest.

Lu Chuan raised his eyes, and looked up along the zipper with chopped green onions.

Then—he saw "Spicy Garlic Sauce" looking at him expressionlessly.

"......"

The corner of Lu Chuan's mouth twitched.

I think this scene is awesome.