Master, I am just a little tiger [Transmigration Book]
Chapter 30 30. Couple Photo Contest
Xia Yunjin raised her eyebrows, they must get this formation cheat!
Photograph?It should be so difficult.
I just don't know how to compare this game, how can I get the first place?
Xia Yunjin and Ruan Yu huddled together among the animals, listening carefully to the organizer's explanation of the terms.But after listening to it for a long time, I still feel that it is very common. It is just that two people who are partners are required to come to the stage to pose for a photo. After all the registered partners have finished taking pictures, everyone will judge who has the best photo pose.
It really doesn't look complicated.
The two went to the registration office and signed up. The queue number they received was 23, which is neither the front nor the back. You can also learn about it first, which is very good.
They found a place with a good view, stood there and waited to see what poses other people used to take pictures.
Then the first one up is the French kiss...
Xia Yunjin hurriedly pulled Ruan Yu away, she didn't have the nerve to look carefully, but heard the surroundings talking in amazement and talking about everything being drawn, but he couldn't understand it.
...then the second lady went up in a skirt, and her partner directly resisted her, and the lady screamed excitedly and sat on her partner's head...
The third one is handstand kissing, and the fourth lady has a light body, jumping onto her partner at once, and then loosening her arms and wrapping her legs around his waist, kissing so deeply...
fifth, sixth...
By the tenth time, the trousers were already off.
Ruan Yu looked at the sky, and Xia Yunjin looked at the ground. As the number got closer and closer, the two of them agreed to retreat together.
Ruan Yu felt that his thinking was too naive. In this kind of place where stone beds are placed on street corners for animals to mate at any time, can the couple pose contest still be a serious pose?Didn't you see that Six and Nine have already appeared?
At NO.20, the posture changed from static to dynamic, and the audience was not in a hurry, but watched with gusto, even applauding from time to time.
...What a weird world this is.
In order to keep their pants, the two had to give up the game.After squeezed out of the crowd with some reluctance, Ruan Yu couldn't help but look back and hum softly, "It's all for eyeballs."
"It's also for winning." Xia Yunjin sighed softly. He took out a bag of spirit stones from the storage ring and weighed them. "I don't know if spirit stones can be used in this animal city."
It feels like these animals are just trying to show off their competition, maybe not interested in the prizes?It would be good if I could borrow a copy of the formation cheat book, even if I only read it once.
It's just that this competition is estimated to last for a long time, the two of them didn't delay any longer, and continued to walk north from the big pine tree, and found the job introduction office.
The decoration here is simple, and there is only one fox on duty in the small window. After the two of them came forward to inquire, they received a page, which clearly marked the existing available jobs, the required duration and the final salary.
"Choose one first. If you have a job you want to do, just come here and register." The fox girl looked at Ruan Yu with a smile, and Ruan Yu also saw her kind face. Couldn't help talking a few more words.
Xia Yunjin glanced around here, and was about to discuss with Ruan Yu, when she turned her head and saw something that her apprentice said, the ears of the fox girl trembled when she laughed, and then Ruan Yu also turned into tiger ears, He still shook at the girl, which made the fox girl laugh again.
What a seductive picture, young and young, wanton laughter, and animals with enlightened intelligence, there must be a common language.
The corners of Xia Yunjin's lips twitched unconsciously, he clenched the paper in his hand, knowing it was wrong, but still shouted: "Ruan Yu!"
"Hey, master!" Ruan Yu smiled and waved to the fox girl, came to Xia Yunjin's side and kissed him on the shoulder affectionately, poked his head to look at the paper, "Have you chosen master?"
"...It's almost the same, you decide." Xia Yunjin said quietly, "You and that fox are very good at chatting?"
"It's okay, I just think she looks a little like Hu Buzhi, and it feels very kind." Ruan Yu said, and smacked his mouth, "It's been a long time since I saw them. I don't know how they are? They haven't seen each other yet." As for my human form, I must be surprised.”
Xia Yunjin didn't say anything.
Ruan Yu didn't notice Xia Yunjin's abnormality, so he read the records on the paper carefully, and clicked his tongue: "It's all small jobs, and you won't earn much after you finish it—well, animal coins? Well, can you use them?" This thing buys cheat books and magic weapons?"
"It should be." Xia Yunjin replied lightly.
Ruan Yu looked around, then smiled again: "I'll ask Xiaohu."
Xia Yunjin: ...
Even Xiaohu has called out so quickly, and if we get along for two more days, is it time to change partners?
He turned his mind here, and Ruan Yu and the fox girl had finished chatting over there, and they obviously had a very happy chat. Ruan Yu came back in three jumps, put one hand on Xia Yunjin's shoulder casually and said: "She suggested that we go to the autumn scroll to collect fruits. , It’s actually quite easy to say this, and it’s very interesting, and you can also eat different fruits.”
"Oh." Xia Yunjin responded, and Ruan Yu was about to go back to register, when Xia Yunjin said: "Then go to Xishan to remove termites."
Ruan Yu:?
Before he could react, Xia Yunjin had already completed the registration quickly, and took Ruan Yu to the west mountain.
Ruan Yu also didn't understand, but whether it was to collect fruits or remove termites, it was a trivial matter. He only thought that Xia Yunjin didn't want to leave the animal city for the time being, so he didn't say much, and followed his master back to the big pine tree.
It didn't take long for them to pick up the job, and the couple's photoshoot had turned into a couple's short video.
The sound on the field was too loud, and Ruan Yu didn't have the nerve to take a second look. Suddenly, he heard his master say: "Why don't you go and try it out and try your best."
Ruan Yu:?
No, master, it's been a long time since the stage has progressed to compete whose short video, why are you still up there?What can we do?You can't even kiss, how can you pose?
Xia Yunjin continued: "Since it's a couple posing for a photo, there doesn't necessarily have to be physical contact."
Ruan Yu:? ?
Why, let's show the little animals what is called a long-distance relationship?
Xia Yunjin probably also felt that something was wrong, he frowned and thought for a moment, then slowly asked: "You...will you compare your heart?"
Ruan Yu:? ? ?
Before he could ask what kind of heart he was looking for, he heard the number 23 being called on the stage, and Xia Yunjin took his hand and walked onto the stage slowly.
...Probably they were the most well-dressed people in the room.
The eyes under the stage looked at the two of them curiously and expectantly, and Ruan Yu was almost embarrassed by those eyes.The staff behind him were already urging him in a low voice, but Ruan Yu couldn't help but think about hugging Xia Yunjin, so he heard his master say, "Compare your heart!"
Ruan Yu almost subconsciously rubbed his fingers together to make a heart symbol on his chest.
——However, his master made a half-heart shape with his palm and put it on his chest, wanting to be with him.
There is no tacit understanding.
The audience roared with laughter, Ruan Yu blushed slightly, and immediately changed gestures, and Xia Yunjin on the other side also turned into pointing fingers in an instant-they didn't match again.
The laughter became more abundant.
Xia Yunjin's face also turned red, she didn't know whether it was from shame or anger, he grabbed Ruan Yu's hand and raised it to his head to make a hasty gesture of heart, then walked off the stage in big strides, forgetting to let go.
The little animals in the audience began to applaud excitedly, and they didn't know whether it was to comfort them or because they had never seen such a hip stretcher, but they were all very happy anyway.The master and apprentice were ashamed to stay any longer, they left under the pine tree and went to Xishan without looking back, determined to rely on labor to achieve success.
After working hard to get rid of the termites for most of the day, half of the designated amount was only made up towards the evening.Ruan Yu breathed a sigh of relief, stood up straight and looked around, and discussed with Xia Yunjin: "Why don't you stay in the Xishan cave tonight? It will be closer when you come out tomorrow."
Xia Yunjin nodded in agreement, and Ruan Yu ran down to register for cave training, then returned to the other side of the mountain, and cooperated with Xia Yunjin to continue removing termites.
When evening came, it was turned on randomly, and the two returned to the big pine tree in the blink of an eye.Thinking of the embarrassing scene during the daytime competition, the two of them didn't want to stay here any longer, so they simply walked away and stood at the gate of the city with their backs to the big pine tree waiting for the random time to end so that they could be teleported back to the West Mountain.
Waiting was really boring, Ruan Yu raised his foot and kicked the pebbles on the ground, then turned to Xia Yunjin and said, "This place is not as good as yesterday's field of flowers and grass, at least the scenery over there is better, and you can sit down."
Xia Yunjin nodded, then remembered: "Tuhe said that place is called Love Lawn."
He meant to complain, the name of this animal city is very casual, the pine tree is called pine tree, the mountain to the west is called Xishan, and a piece of grass is called Love Lawn, which is a name that the toes came up with.
It's just that he didn't think about it. The origin of his name "Listen to Me Building" is actually similar to that of his toes. Compared with other Qingyunmen sects, it has the same meaning as Love Lawn.
Ruan Yu didn't complain, instead he laughed as if thinking of something, Xia Yunjin gave him a strange look, but didn't say anything, just seized the opportunity and closed his eyes to settle down.
That's why Xia Yunjin didn't realize that on the wall of the city gate not far in front of him, when he closed his eyes to absorb the aura, something flickered, the light green light was so faint that no one noticed it.
When the teleportation came at night and the two returned to the cave, Xia Yunjin suddenly felt a little embarrassed.
They only came to this cave once, but such an embarrassing thing happened. This time, Xia Yunjin refused to enter the samadhi first. His trust in Ruan Yu could not be changed, and he couldn't bluntly say what such spiritual cultivation meant. .He could only stare at the little tiger transforming into a tiger shape, and urged him to get into meditation quickly.
After confirming that the disciple's spiritual power was running smoothly and orderly, Xia Yunjin hugged the little tiger in peace and closed her eyes.
The night passed very quickly, and the master and apprentice went to the foot of the mountain early the next morning to continue removing termites.Another half a day passed, and the termites were finally eradicated, so I could go back to collect the animal coins.
It's just that the two of them were stopped when they arrived under the big pine tree. It was a squirrel with small sharp ears. She looked at Xia Yunjin and Ruan Yu, compared the list in her hand, and clapped her hands happily: "Oh, you two Where did you go? I've been waiting for you here for two days, and you haven't claimed the prizes from yesterday's competition, have you? Quickly, come with me!"
Photograph?It should be so difficult.
I just don't know how to compare this game, how can I get the first place?
Xia Yunjin and Ruan Yu huddled together among the animals, listening carefully to the organizer's explanation of the terms.But after listening to it for a long time, I still feel that it is very common. It is just that two people who are partners are required to come to the stage to pose for a photo. After all the registered partners have finished taking pictures, everyone will judge who has the best photo pose.
It really doesn't look complicated.
The two went to the registration office and signed up. The queue number they received was 23, which is neither the front nor the back. You can also learn about it first, which is very good.
They found a place with a good view, stood there and waited to see what poses other people used to take pictures.
Then the first one up is the French kiss...
Xia Yunjin hurriedly pulled Ruan Yu away, she didn't have the nerve to look carefully, but heard the surroundings talking in amazement and talking about everything being drawn, but he couldn't understand it.
...then the second lady went up in a skirt, and her partner directly resisted her, and the lady screamed excitedly and sat on her partner's head...
The third one is handstand kissing, and the fourth lady has a light body, jumping onto her partner at once, and then loosening her arms and wrapping her legs around his waist, kissing so deeply...
fifth, sixth...
By the tenth time, the trousers were already off.
Ruan Yu looked at the sky, and Xia Yunjin looked at the ground. As the number got closer and closer, the two of them agreed to retreat together.
Ruan Yu felt that his thinking was too naive. In this kind of place where stone beds are placed on street corners for animals to mate at any time, can the couple pose contest still be a serious pose?Didn't you see that Six and Nine have already appeared?
At NO.20, the posture changed from static to dynamic, and the audience was not in a hurry, but watched with gusto, even applauding from time to time.
...What a weird world this is.
In order to keep their pants, the two had to give up the game.After squeezed out of the crowd with some reluctance, Ruan Yu couldn't help but look back and hum softly, "It's all for eyeballs."
"It's also for winning." Xia Yunjin sighed softly. He took out a bag of spirit stones from the storage ring and weighed them. "I don't know if spirit stones can be used in this animal city."
It feels like these animals are just trying to show off their competition, maybe not interested in the prizes?It would be good if I could borrow a copy of the formation cheat book, even if I only read it once.
It's just that this competition is estimated to last for a long time, the two of them didn't delay any longer, and continued to walk north from the big pine tree, and found the job introduction office.
The decoration here is simple, and there is only one fox on duty in the small window. After the two of them came forward to inquire, they received a page, which clearly marked the existing available jobs, the required duration and the final salary.
"Choose one first. If you have a job you want to do, just come here and register." The fox girl looked at Ruan Yu with a smile, and Ruan Yu also saw her kind face. Couldn't help talking a few more words.
Xia Yunjin glanced around here, and was about to discuss with Ruan Yu, when she turned her head and saw something that her apprentice said, the ears of the fox girl trembled when she laughed, and then Ruan Yu also turned into tiger ears, He still shook at the girl, which made the fox girl laugh again.
What a seductive picture, young and young, wanton laughter, and animals with enlightened intelligence, there must be a common language.
The corners of Xia Yunjin's lips twitched unconsciously, he clenched the paper in his hand, knowing it was wrong, but still shouted: "Ruan Yu!"
"Hey, master!" Ruan Yu smiled and waved to the fox girl, came to Xia Yunjin's side and kissed him on the shoulder affectionately, poked his head to look at the paper, "Have you chosen master?"
"...It's almost the same, you decide." Xia Yunjin said quietly, "You and that fox are very good at chatting?"
"It's okay, I just think she looks a little like Hu Buzhi, and it feels very kind." Ruan Yu said, and smacked his mouth, "It's been a long time since I saw them. I don't know how they are? They haven't seen each other yet." As for my human form, I must be surprised.”
Xia Yunjin didn't say anything.
Ruan Yu didn't notice Xia Yunjin's abnormality, so he read the records on the paper carefully, and clicked his tongue: "It's all small jobs, and you won't earn much after you finish it—well, animal coins? Well, can you use them?" This thing buys cheat books and magic weapons?"
"It should be." Xia Yunjin replied lightly.
Ruan Yu looked around, then smiled again: "I'll ask Xiaohu."
Xia Yunjin: ...
Even Xiaohu has called out so quickly, and if we get along for two more days, is it time to change partners?
He turned his mind here, and Ruan Yu and the fox girl had finished chatting over there, and they obviously had a very happy chat. Ruan Yu came back in three jumps, put one hand on Xia Yunjin's shoulder casually and said: "She suggested that we go to the autumn scroll to collect fruits. , It’s actually quite easy to say this, and it’s very interesting, and you can also eat different fruits.”
"Oh." Xia Yunjin responded, and Ruan Yu was about to go back to register, when Xia Yunjin said: "Then go to Xishan to remove termites."
Ruan Yu:?
Before he could react, Xia Yunjin had already completed the registration quickly, and took Ruan Yu to the west mountain.
Ruan Yu also didn't understand, but whether it was to collect fruits or remove termites, it was a trivial matter. He only thought that Xia Yunjin didn't want to leave the animal city for the time being, so he didn't say much, and followed his master back to the big pine tree.
It didn't take long for them to pick up the job, and the couple's photoshoot had turned into a couple's short video.
The sound on the field was too loud, and Ruan Yu didn't have the nerve to take a second look. Suddenly, he heard his master say: "Why don't you go and try it out and try your best."
Ruan Yu:?
No, master, it's been a long time since the stage has progressed to compete whose short video, why are you still up there?What can we do?You can't even kiss, how can you pose?
Xia Yunjin continued: "Since it's a couple posing for a photo, there doesn't necessarily have to be physical contact."
Ruan Yu:? ?
Why, let's show the little animals what is called a long-distance relationship?
Xia Yunjin probably also felt that something was wrong, he frowned and thought for a moment, then slowly asked: "You...will you compare your heart?"
Ruan Yu:? ? ?
Before he could ask what kind of heart he was looking for, he heard the number 23 being called on the stage, and Xia Yunjin took his hand and walked onto the stage slowly.
...Probably they were the most well-dressed people in the room.
The eyes under the stage looked at the two of them curiously and expectantly, and Ruan Yu was almost embarrassed by those eyes.The staff behind him were already urging him in a low voice, but Ruan Yu couldn't help but think about hugging Xia Yunjin, so he heard his master say, "Compare your heart!"
Ruan Yu almost subconsciously rubbed his fingers together to make a heart symbol on his chest.
——However, his master made a half-heart shape with his palm and put it on his chest, wanting to be with him.
There is no tacit understanding.
The audience roared with laughter, Ruan Yu blushed slightly, and immediately changed gestures, and Xia Yunjin on the other side also turned into pointing fingers in an instant-they didn't match again.
The laughter became more abundant.
Xia Yunjin's face also turned red, she didn't know whether it was from shame or anger, he grabbed Ruan Yu's hand and raised it to his head to make a hasty gesture of heart, then walked off the stage in big strides, forgetting to let go.
The little animals in the audience began to applaud excitedly, and they didn't know whether it was to comfort them or because they had never seen such a hip stretcher, but they were all very happy anyway.The master and apprentice were ashamed to stay any longer, they left under the pine tree and went to Xishan without looking back, determined to rely on labor to achieve success.
After working hard to get rid of the termites for most of the day, half of the designated amount was only made up towards the evening.Ruan Yu breathed a sigh of relief, stood up straight and looked around, and discussed with Xia Yunjin: "Why don't you stay in the Xishan cave tonight? It will be closer when you come out tomorrow."
Xia Yunjin nodded in agreement, and Ruan Yu ran down to register for cave training, then returned to the other side of the mountain, and cooperated with Xia Yunjin to continue removing termites.
When evening came, it was turned on randomly, and the two returned to the big pine tree in the blink of an eye.Thinking of the embarrassing scene during the daytime competition, the two of them didn't want to stay here any longer, so they simply walked away and stood at the gate of the city with their backs to the big pine tree waiting for the random time to end so that they could be teleported back to the West Mountain.
Waiting was really boring, Ruan Yu raised his foot and kicked the pebbles on the ground, then turned to Xia Yunjin and said, "This place is not as good as yesterday's field of flowers and grass, at least the scenery over there is better, and you can sit down."
Xia Yunjin nodded, then remembered: "Tuhe said that place is called Love Lawn."
He meant to complain, the name of this animal city is very casual, the pine tree is called pine tree, the mountain to the west is called Xishan, and a piece of grass is called Love Lawn, which is a name that the toes came up with.
It's just that he didn't think about it. The origin of his name "Listen to Me Building" is actually similar to that of his toes. Compared with other Qingyunmen sects, it has the same meaning as Love Lawn.
Ruan Yu didn't complain, instead he laughed as if thinking of something, Xia Yunjin gave him a strange look, but didn't say anything, just seized the opportunity and closed his eyes to settle down.
That's why Xia Yunjin didn't realize that on the wall of the city gate not far in front of him, when he closed his eyes to absorb the aura, something flickered, the light green light was so faint that no one noticed it.
When the teleportation came at night and the two returned to the cave, Xia Yunjin suddenly felt a little embarrassed.
They only came to this cave once, but such an embarrassing thing happened. This time, Xia Yunjin refused to enter the samadhi first. His trust in Ruan Yu could not be changed, and he couldn't bluntly say what such spiritual cultivation meant. .He could only stare at the little tiger transforming into a tiger shape, and urged him to get into meditation quickly.
After confirming that the disciple's spiritual power was running smoothly and orderly, Xia Yunjin hugged the little tiger in peace and closed her eyes.
The night passed very quickly, and the master and apprentice went to the foot of the mountain early the next morning to continue removing termites.Another half a day passed, and the termites were finally eradicated, so I could go back to collect the animal coins.
It's just that the two of them were stopped when they arrived under the big pine tree. It was a squirrel with small sharp ears. She looked at Xia Yunjin and Ruan Yu, compared the list in her hand, and clapped her hands happily: "Oh, you two Where did you go? I've been waiting for you here for two days, and you haven't claimed the prizes from yesterday's competition, have you? Quickly, come with me!"
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