People are fascinated and disliked by thousands of people [entertainment circle]
Chapter 23 Thank you everyone!
"Say something you can't say, do something you can't do."
When Han Shuangji said this, his eyes were fixed on Lin Yuan.
The candlelight flickered, the brilliance in his eyes flickered, his appearance was extremely moving.
Lin Yuan didn't answer his words, but just drank silently, pretending not to feel this man's teasing.
Perhaps, it was my own illusion from the beginning.
Frost Ji had never teased her.
He's just used to showing mercy everywhere.
"Senior Lin." Han Shuangji put down his wine glass.
There was still half a glass of red wine left in the glass, but his voice was already three-pointed drunk.
"Do you have anything to ask me?"
"No."
"really?"
"Ah."
"Oh..." Han Shuangji pressed the edge of the table with his right hand and stood up slowly.
He glanced at him condescendingly, with a bit of aggrieved expression on his face.
"When you want to ask again in the future, I won't listen." Han Shuangji's voice was small, as if talking to himself.
"..." Lin Yuan squeezed his wine glass tightly and fell into a difficult decision.
Han Shuangji walked straight towards the master bedroom, without any intention of turning back.
Lin Yuan tightened his fingers and almost crushed the wine glass.
"Wait." Lin Yuan endured and endured, and finally called him to stop.
Han Shuangji just held the doorknob with his hand, when he heard Lin Yuan's voice, he secretly smiled.
Senior Lin, it's really easy to handle.
"You..." Lin Yuan hardly spoke hesitatingly, and he didn't know how to ask clearly.
Han Shuangji observed his distressed appearance with great interest, and had no intention of helping him at all.
"Now," Lin Yuan held back for a long while, and finally asked, "Are you still single?"
"I'm only four and a half years old," Han Shuangji shook his ID card, "What do you think?"
Lin Yuan has figured out his way of speaking.
Respond in the form of rhetorical questions, mostly expressing affirmation.
However, this is not the exact answer.
"You asked me to ask, but you refused to say it clearly." Lin Yuan leaned back and looked at him through the air.
"How can there be?" Han Shuangji looked innocent, "I told you early on, I like men."
Have it?
Lin Yuan lost his memory for a short time.
Regardless of whether he has said it or not, at least Frost Ji's sexual orientation is certain.
"That bright...?"
Frost Ji immediately gave the answer, "Gold Master."
Lin Yuan carefully observed Han Shuangji's expression, for fear of missing any details.
According to his understanding of Han Shuangji, this person is good at taking advantage of his beauty, but he doesn't know how to serve others in Israel.
So the 'financial master' he said certainly didn't mean what he thought.
"Senior Lin, what kind of expression is that on your face?" Han Shuangji smiled deeper, and finally made it clear, "The gold master is not only a father, but also a sister, right?"
"Is she your sister?" Lin Yuan was surprised.
"My uncle's daughter, my cousin." Han Shuangji spread her hands and said indifferently, "Although I have no father or mother, there are people in the family tree up to three generations."
"No wonder..."
No wonder his salary is so low, but he can live in a big house with every inch of land.
No wonder Lin Yuan asked the company's public relations department to control negative public opinion during the previous obscenity scandal, but was told that someone took action first.
It turned out that he was the grandson of Mr. Rong, a wealthy young master with a prominent family background.
A real little prince.
"Senior Lin, do you care about my affairs?" Han Shuangji seemed to be drunk, his eyes were blurred, and his tone was soft, he asked vaguely, "Why?"
Lin Yuan couldn't answer.
Yeah, why?
**
On the second day of the location recording of "China Millennium", the program team asked to start recording at [-] o'clock sharp.
Lin Yuan didn't sleep much, and it was only [-]:[-] when he woke up.
The deluxe single suite rooms are also equipped with separate bathrooms.
Lin Yuan washed up briefly, walked out of the guest room, and found that Han Shuangji had already put on her makeup.
Although it is a pseudo makeup specially prepared for the location of the variety show, a lot of effort has been put into it, and it is exquisite to every eyelash.
As an actor, Lin Yuan has worked with many artists before.Such an exquisite male artist, Han Shuangji is still the first person.
After knowing each other for so long, Lin Yuan has neither seen him taking off his makeup, nor seen him sleeping.
No matter when and where, always be perfect in front of the camera.
Kind of scary.
"Senior Lin, good morning." Han Shuangji pursed her lower lip, met Lin Yuan's gaze from the corner of her eye, and greeted him proactively.
"Good morning." Lin Yuan took two steps towards him, looked carefully at Han Shuangji's makeup, and asked curiously, "How long have you been sleeping?"
"Four hours."
After only four hours of sleep, there are no dark circles under my eyes.
"Staying up late hurts your body." Lin Yuan couldn't help exhorting.
"Thank you senior for your concern. But as actors, it's hard to choose whether to stay up late, right?" Han Shuangji straightened her light blonde hair on her forehead, and asked with a smile, "Do you want breakfast?"
"No time." Lin Yuan refused, "I still need to find a stylist."
Although the requirements of the market environment for male artists are not as strict as for female artists.
For example, if a female artist gets fat, gets tanned, and doesn't shave her legs, it's like committing a capital crime.However, male artists who are out of shape, unshaven, and smoke in public can use "he is also an ordinary person" to cover up the past.
But in Lin Yuan's view, since he chooses to be an artist, maintaining a perfect personal image in front of the camera is the basic professional ethics of a public figure.
Even if the location variety show has low requirements for makeup and hair, it must be in good condition.
Frost Ji: "Is there enough time?"
"Yeah." Lin Yuan replied, "Recording a variety show doesn't require complicated makeup."
"That's good," Han Shuangji said in a serious manner, "Senior has already arranged everything, so I don't think I need to be courteous."
While speaking, Han Shuangji slowly closed her makeup case.
Lin Yuan noticed his movement and his eyes froze.
——I always feel like I missed something.
**
"It's so cold, so sleepy!" Lu Xiaofu stomped her feet and sucked her nose hard.
Chu Chu yawned and came to the camera, and said triumphantly, "Hahahaha, I had breakfast at the hotel today, and I brought some snacks."
"I ate too, I ate a lot!" Lu Xiaofu raised her hand excitedly, "Now, we are not afraid that the program crew will starve us."
"Sister Chu, Sister Lu." Han Shuangji came to them and asked sincerely, "Do you think the show crew will use the same routine for two consecutive days?"
"Uh……"
"Xiao Han is right." The off-site host picked up the microphone, "Today, our recording method has changed a little."
The off-site host pinched his fingers, and there was a big gap between the two fingers, gesturing for the 'little' in his mouth.
"After going back yesterday, some of our main creators discussed it. After all, this issue is a food special, how could we not let you eat?"
"Huh?" The trio were stunned after breakfast.
Frost Ji couldn't help laughing out loud.
The off-site host was generous, "Today's first task is to eat, eat to your heart's content!"
Chu Chu was furious, "What are you eating? I'm dying!"
Lu Xiaofu wanted to cry but had no tears, "This shitty program can't be recorded."
"Listen to me first and finish the rules." The off-site host drew cards in comparison, and read out the rules of the game in the morning.
The program team prepared five dishes with representative and local characteristics, and made them into lots in the form of guessing puzzles.Each of the five guests needs to draw a lottery. If they guess the answer and eat the corresponding food, they will win.
If you guess wrong, you must eat the food you guessed wrong before you can continue to guess next time.
And the money to buy food needs to be paid by themselves.
Lu Xiaofu broke down, "Help! I'm not good at guessing riddles, and I don't have any money. I'm doomed."
"Who said that? You won't die at the bottom of the game." Han Shuangji "kindly" took out a few banknotes and forced them into her hand, "Now it's possible."
"Aji?!" Lu Xiaofu was startled.
Indeed, the bottom of the game will not die.
But if she eats too much, she may be stuffed to death.
"Sister Chu, Brother Chu, you're welcome." Han Shuangji was extraordinarily generous, forcing the start-up funds into their hands, and said 'no need to pay back'.
He softly begged, "If I can't eat anymore later, I hope that my brother and sister will read today's love and help me share a hundred million points."
"Do not--!"
"A Ji, you are too sinister."
"Hahahahaha!"
The riddle prepared by the program group is very difficult to guess.
If they don't announce the scope, the guests will definitely not think that the answer is food at a glance.
Lu Xiaofu acted first, choosing the one that seemed easiest.The others made their choices one after another. Because Han Shuangji and Lin Yuan didn't eat breakfast, they were forced to assign the two most difficult questions.
Chu Jue: "Shall we continue to form a team today?"
Lu Xiaofu: "Okay, okay, let's group according to yesterday's group."
"Agreed!" Chu Chu took the hands of the two little friends, and took a step back in unison, away from Lin Yuan and Han Shuangji, "The questions they got are too difficult to guess, let them play by themselves."
"Huh?" Han Shuangji picked up the bamboo stick in his hand again, "Is it difficult?"
There are three words on the bamboo stick:
what
what
what
"Isn't it difficult?" Lin Yuan humbly asked for advice, "Did you guess it?"
"No." Han Shuangji shook his head, put away the bamboo stick and asked, "Senior, what did you write on your stick?"
"I didn't write anything." Lin Yuan showed Han Shuangji his signature.
Small square bottles are engraved on the surface of the bamboo sticks. There are gaudy patterns on the bottles, as if they have nothing to do with food.
"Senior, your question is so simple."
"Huh?" Lin Yuan re-examined the title, but couldn't figure out what was so simple.
"Aji, you guessed it so quickly?" Lu Xiaofu was anxious, and ran over with her lottery, "Help me see!"
Han Shuangji took half a step back, and expressed his rejection with actions, "The questions we drew are too difficult, let us play by ourselves."
"...You hold grudges so much?"
"I don't hold grudges." Han Shuangji said happily, "Aren't I taking revenge on the spot?"
"Hahahahaha!" The program team laughed wildly again.
Director Qu wiped away the tears from his laughter, held the planner's hand and said, "Let's go back and discuss with Xiaohan's management team, and we can directly sign him as a permanent resident, so we don't have to find someone else."
"Okay." The planner agreed, "This kid, the effect of variety shows is really good. The point is that the announcement fee is cheap."
"Uh..." The production team looked at Han Shuangji again, thinking that his announcement fee was 95% less than the other four MCs, and their conscience ached.
"Give the child a raise."
"Yes."
Lin Yuan thought about it for 2 minutes, but still couldn't guess what food the small bottle represented.
"Senior Lin, let's make an agreement." Han Shuangji saw his embarrassment, and took the initiative to give him a step, "You guess three times first. If you can't guess, I will tell you."
"This agreement is not good for you, it is better to change it."
"Ok?"
"Let me guess for you." Lin Yuan took his bamboo stick and proposed a second plan, "Guess yours first, and then you tell the answer."
"In that case, if you guess the time better than me, the game will be lost."
"If I win based on the answer you gave, it can only prove that I was lucky and the game is still lost." Lin Yuan shook the bamboo stick, "Let me guess one at least?"
"Then, Senior Lin, come on."
Frost Ji spent huge sums of money and used the 'big money power method' to buy a clue from the program group.
The clue is only two words: North.
Lin Yuan asked, "There is too much food in the north, do you have any ideas?"
"Yes." Frost Ji skinned, "First rule out the south."
"Well said. Listening to what you have to say is like listening to what you have to say."
Han Shuangji was a little surprised, "Senior Lin will complain too? I thought you were serious."
Lin Yuan explained implicitly, "I'm relatively slow."
"So..." Han Shuangji looked straight into his eyes, "We are familiar now?"
"Ah."
Frost Ji's eyes flickered, and he pretended to be nonchalant and said, "Let's go."
"Okay." Lin Yuan followed directly without even asking where he was going.
Frost Ji used the navigation map to find the largest northern restaurant nearby, and was greeted with deafening screams.
"Ahh! It's Lin Yuan!"
"Oh my god, it's really Lin Yuan! Can you take a photo with me?"
"Who is that man next to Lin Yuan?"
"His name is Han Shuangji. My best friend likes him very much recently, and even dreams of being his husband."
"Huh? Husband?!"
The entire recording process yesterday was a planned route, and the program team had already greeted the locals in advance.
But today, the program crew couldn't predict which restaurant they would go to in advance, and even the restaurant owner didn't know that the star was airborne.
Hearing someone call Lin Yuan's name, he was very excited inside and out, the chef even dropped his shovel and ran over to watch the big star.
With his two works, Lin Yuan has a high degree of nationality and is surrounded by enthusiastic movie fans.
Han Shuangji directly left him, and asked the people in the store, "Sorry to bother everyone. We are recording a program, is there anyone from the north?"
"Have!"
"I, the pure northern man!"
A table of five big and three rough guests responded positively.
Han Shuangji walked towards them and asked with a bamboo stick, "Then do you know which food these three characters represent?"
"Ah?" The pure man scratched his head, "I don't know."
Another diner at the same table asked, "Is it a roast suckling pig? I remember the sound of the little pig, it seems to be ahhh."
"Okay, thank you." Han Shuangji intuitively thought that it was unlikely, but with the mentality of 'everything is possible', he ordered roast suckling pig from the store.
"Is that right?" he asked the show crew.
Follow the camera and shake your head, which means the answer is wrong.
Two waiters brought up a long wooden board, on which lay a crispy suckling pig, and beside it were various dipping sauces of chili and cumin.
Although the piglet is still small, it is longer than Han Shuangji's forearm, and it takes seven or eight people to eat.
Han Shuangji sat down at the dining table resignedly, and called out to the crowd, "Lin Yuan."
Lin Yuan broke through the siege with difficulty, came to his side in two or three steps, and met those pure and innocent eyes.
"Wrong guess." Han Shuangji's voice was a bit pitiful, "The photography teacher said that you have to eat all of them before you can guess a second time."
"...Okay." Lin Yuan sat across from him.
The moment he touched the stool, Han Shuangji obviously felt that his figure had become solemn, as if he was about to complete a battle that he must lose.
"Do you need help?" Han Shuangji asked thoughtfully.
Lin Yuan glanced at his waist, "You are so thin."
The waist is only a little thin, how much can I eat?
"What are you thinking about?" Han Shuangji glanced at him, put on gloves, pulled off the delicious roast pork hind legs, and sent them to the table of the men in the north, warmly inviting them to have a taste.
It was only after nine o'clock in the morning, and most of the diners hadn't woken up for a long time, and their appetites were not fully stimulated. They just wanted to eat some refreshing and appetizing food.
Several northern men are no exception.I was already half full, but when I saw the roast pig, I felt tired.
However, facing Shang Hanshuangji's eyes that smiled before saying anything, he couldn't say anything to refuse.The body was faster than the brain, took the solid pork leg, and ate it clean in two mouthfuls.
Han Shuangji also thoughtfully poured a glass of warm water, and said softly, "Brother, eat slowly."
"It's okay, I'm mean!" The eldest brother patted his chest and said boldly, "I can finish eating one more leg."
As soon as the words fell, the other leg was sent to the front, and it was accompanied by a beautiful smile of Frost Ji.
"Brother, come on."
Next, Frost Ji used the same method to invite everyone in the store to taste the roast suckling pig.Eat clean, without leaving any residue.
I originally wanted to remind you that it is against the law to ask others to eat for you.
As a result, before he could say anything, he was fed a big mouthful of meat by Han Shuangji.
"Teacher photography." Han Shuangji said with a smile, "Now we are accomplices, will you protect me?"
The photographer silently pressed down on the camera.
——I also want to abide by the principles!
—but he smiled at me!
After eating the first course, Han Shuangji didn't rush to order the second course, and began to seriously analyze the topic.
"In my opinion, the program team requires eating up to complete the task, so it is impossible to produce food that one person can't finish."
"Yeah." Lin Yuan took a sip of lemon tea, feeling really tired.
"But besides animal sounds, what else can these three words express?"
"Human reactions." Lin Yuan provided a new idea, "In the script, 'ah' is used as a modal particle, usually expressing surprise, pain, sadness, etc."
"Response?" Han Shuangji frowned slightly, re-examined the bamboo stick, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "Yes."
"Do you have an idea?"
"Well, thank you for reminding me." Han Shuangji placed the bamboo stick between the two of them, "This modal particle can express many kinds of emotions. If there is one that expresses pain, then, under what circumstances do people feel pain?" Woolen cloth?"
Lin Yuan offered the most direct possibility, "I was beaten."
"So, I assume that one of the characters is hit. It contains the word 'beat', and it belongs to northern food, so the scope is much narrowed." Frost Ji wrote down 'beat' stroke by stroke on the wooden table after dipping in some water. Character.
He has recently practiced calligraphy, horizontal and vertical, and the writing is very regular.
"Add the question itself, and the answer comes out." Han Shuangji completed the remaining two words, and the wet stains on the table showed the three words 'donkey rolling'.
"Is that right?" Han Shuangji asked.
Follow the photographer to give an affirmative answer.
"I'm curious, what did the show crew think?"
"It's like this." Followed the filming to convey the meaning of the production team, "When a person saw a donkey, he thought it was very strange, and he said 'ah'. Then he was beaten by the donkey, and he said 'ah' for the second time. Finally he lay down It rolled on the ground, and there was a third sound of 'ah'. So the donkey rolled, ah, ah, it made sense."
Frost Ji didn't comment, and the diners watching the recording were all shocked.
——God damn reasonable!
"Yeah." Han Shuangji actually ignored this statement, turned to Lin Yuan and said, "Since we already know the answer, let's compete fairly. I'll go find a donkey and roll, and you go buy fish-flavored pork shreds, whoever finishes eating first Whoever wins."
"My stick is fish-flavored shredded pork?" Lin Yuan looked at the bamboo stick in confusion, and asked how he knew.
Frost Ji made a reasonable and well-founded analysis, "Look at this bottle, it is a perfume bottle in the shape of raindrops. And in the middle, there is a rose, which is Rose in English."
"..." Won't money be deducted for playing homophonic melodies?
It turned out to be Rain, Xiang, Rose.
At this moment, those who like fish-flavored pork shreds and those who don't like fish-flavored pork shreds are speechless.
**
"belch!"
When the five guests met, Lu Xiaofu burped loudly, and the burden of being an idol had been broken into slag.
"Ah Ji, do you know? I guessed wrong eight times, eight times!" Lu Xiaofu rubbed her belly and complained pitifully, "It's killing me."
"You're fine. My grand-nephew guessed wrong twelve times, and I figured it out for him in the end." Chu Chu's tone was full of disgust, "Academics are dead-brained and don't know how to adapt."
Chu Jue sat there in a daze, probably not understanding.Why should I put up with this insult when I put a good professor on my own?
Chu Chu: "Aji, how are you doing?"
Frost Ji answered truthfully, "I guessed wrong once, but I won."
"why?"
"Because Senior Lin let me."
"No," Lin Yuan immediately denied, "because he just guessed the answer, the boss sent me a donkey roll."
"Is there such a good thing?!" Lu Xiaofu was shocked, "Are you the boss's own son?"
Frost Ji replied seriously, "I may be the real son of the program crew."
"Hahahahaha!"
The off-site host picked up the microphone and said happily, "Congratulations Xiaohan for completing the task first, you will have the priority to choose the next task."
"The last task of this issue: the world's gourmet list!"
The task of the world food list requires five guests to choose one item from rice, noodles, meat, vegetables, and soup, and then select the TOP5 of this item.
The program team will post their recommended food list to the Internet for public opinion.The person who gets the most likes will be awarded the title of 'Little Food Expert'.
Han Shuangji took the lead in choosing, selected the soup, and quickly carried out field investigation activities, asking each staff member on the spot what kind of soup they like.
Lin Yuan chose noodles, and his friends offered their references one after another.
“Beef noodles are a must, I always love beef noodles.”
"Lin Yuan, let me tell you, hot dry noodles yyds!"
"Anyway, there must be biangbiang noodles, and it should occupy a place based on its name."
"Anyway, you write it all down, these are all internet celebrity faces."
"Ah yes yes yes!"
Lin Yuan synthesized their opinions and wrote from the fifth.
Several other guests gathered around, expecting which side he would rank first.
After Lin Yuan finished writing the second type, he pondered for a moment, picked up a pen and wrote down seriously: Wonton Noodles.
The onlookers were dumbfounded.
"Wonton noodles, Lin Yuan, are you serious?"
"Is it half wonton and half noodles? Is it delicious? Why not just eat wonton?"
Chu Jue said, "I checked Aji's Weibo before and saw a photo of the wanton noodles, which should be delicious."
"Oh..." Several others nodded at the same time.
Things suddenly made sense.
Han Shuangji finished her ranking list, walked over to take a look, and said leisurely, "Senior Lin actually likes to eat wonton noodles, and I like it too."
Lin Yuan pretended to be calm, and gave a light 'hmm'.
Han Shuangji said again, "However, I prefer to eat stewed noodles and stewed noodles."
Lin Yuan: ...
How can this be.
The recording was all over, and the few guests who finally finished their work were discussing where to get together next.
The planner ran over and called Han Shuangji to stop alone, "Xiaohan, director Qu asked me to talk to you about the next arrangement, and I plan to let you continue to be a resident."
"Okay." Han Shuangji quickly agreed, "I'll let the agency contact you."
The planner was dumbfounded, "Do you have a brokerage company?"
"Yes." Han Shuangji replied, "The funder invested in me."
Lu Xiaofu couldn't resist the raging fire of gossip, and quickly asked, "Is your benefactor Mr. Rong?"
"Yes."
"Mr. Rong is so kind to you, and actually helped you with your office."
"Aji, I think, try not to rely too much on Mr. Rong." Chu Chu whispered to him, "Don't think I'm meddlesome, the relationship in the entertainment industry is unreliable. If she praises you today, she will praise others tomorrow."
This circle laughs at the poor but does not laugh at the prostitutes, and it is normal for male artists to be taken care of by rich women.
Chu Chu made her debut early, and saw many starlets who depended on their financial backers for everything. After being abandoned, they ended up miserable.
"Thank you, Chu Chu, for your concern. I know that you are sincere to me, that's why you say such things." Han Shuangji said purely, "If she abandons me, I will find a more powerful benefactor."
——For example, complain to her grandfather.
"Ah Ji, you..." Lu Xiaofu wanted to tell him that it is not so easy to find a benefactor.
However, looking at Han Shuangji's face, he choked back his words and said 'Come on'.
"Okay, I will try my best." Han Shuangji said in an unpromising tone, "Ruanfan is really delicious."
When Han Shuangji said this, his eyes were fixed on Lin Yuan.
The candlelight flickered, the brilliance in his eyes flickered, his appearance was extremely moving.
Lin Yuan didn't answer his words, but just drank silently, pretending not to feel this man's teasing.
Perhaps, it was my own illusion from the beginning.
Frost Ji had never teased her.
He's just used to showing mercy everywhere.
"Senior Lin." Han Shuangji put down his wine glass.
There was still half a glass of red wine left in the glass, but his voice was already three-pointed drunk.
"Do you have anything to ask me?"
"No."
"really?"
"Ah."
"Oh..." Han Shuangji pressed the edge of the table with his right hand and stood up slowly.
He glanced at him condescendingly, with a bit of aggrieved expression on his face.
"When you want to ask again in the future, I won't listen." Han Shuangji's voice was small, as if talking to himself.
"..." Lin Yuan squeezed his wine glass tightly and fell into a difficult decision.
Han Shuangji walked straight towards the master bedroom, without any intention of turning back.
Lin Yuan tightened his fingers and almost crushed the wine glass.
"Wait." Lin Yuan endured and endured, and finally called him to stop.
Han Shuangji just held the doorknob with his hand, when he heard Lin Yuan's voice, he secretly smiled.
Senior Lin, it's really easy to handle.
"You..." Lin Yuan hardly spoke hesitatingly, and he didn't know how to ask clearly.
Han Shuangji observed his distressed appearance with great interest, and had no intention of helping him at all.
"Now," Lin Yuan held back for a long while, and finally asked, "Are you still single?"
"I'm only four and a half years old," Han Shuangji shook his ID card, "What do you think?"
Lin Yuan has figured out his way of speaking.
Respond in the form of rhetorical questions, mostly expressing affirmation.
However, this is not the exact answer.
"You asked me to ask, but you refused to say it clearly." Lin Yuan leaned back and looked at him through the air.
"How can there be?" Han Shuangji looked innocent, "I told you early on, I like men."
Have it?
Lin Yuan lost his memory for a short time.
Regardless of whether he has said it or not, at least Frost Ji's sexual orientation is certain.
"That bright...?"
Frost Ji immediately gave the answer, "Gold Master."
Lin Yuan carefully observed Han Shuangji's expression, for fear of missing any details.
According to his understanding of Han Shuangji, this person is good at taking advantage of his beauty, but he doesn't know how to serve others in Israel.
So the 'financial master' he said certainly didn't mean what he thought.
"Senior Lin, what kind of expression is that on your face?" Han Shuangji smiled deeper, and finally made it clear, "The gold master is not only a father, but also a sister, right?"
"Is she your sister?" Lin Yuan was surprised.
"My uncle's daughter, my cousin." Han Shuangji spread her hands and said indifferently, "Although I have no father or mother, there are people in the family tree up to three generations."
"No wonder..."
No wonder his salary is so low, but he can live in a big house with every inch of land.
No wonder Lin Yuan asked the company's public relations department to control negative public opinion during the previous obscenity scandal, but was told that someone took action first.
It turned out that he was the grandson of Mr. Rong, a wealthy young master with a prominent family background.
A real little prince.
"Senior Lin, do you care about my affairs?" Han Shuangji seemed to be drunk, his eyes were blurred, and his tone was soft, he asked vaguely, "Why?"
Lin Yuan couldn't answer.
Yeah, why?
**
On the second day of the location recording of "China Millennium", the program team asked to start recording at [-] o'clock sharp.
Lin Yuan didn't sleep much, and it was only [-]:[-] when he woke up.
The deluxe single suite rooms are also equipped with separate bathrooms.
Lin Yuan washed up briefly, walked out of the guest room, and found that Han Shuangji had already put on her makeup.
Although it is a pseudo makeup specially prepared for the location of the variety show, a lot of effort has been put into it, and it is exquisite to every eyelash.
As an actor, Lin Yuan has worked with many artists before.Such an exquisite male artist, Han Shuangji is still the first person.
After knowing each other for so long, Lin Yuan has neither seen him taking off his makeup, nor seen him sleeping.
No matter when and where, always be perfect in front of the camera.
Kind of scary.
"Senior Lin, good morning." Han Shuangji pursed her lower lip, met Lin Yuan's gaze from the corner of her eye, and greeted him proactively.
"Good morning." Lin Yuan took two steps towards him, looked carefully at Han Shuangji's makeup, and asked curiously, "How long have you been sleeping?"
"Four hours."
After only four hours of sleep, there are no dark circles under my eyes.
"Staying up late hurts your body." Lin Yuan couldn't help exhorting.
"Thank you senior for your concern. But as actors, it's hard to choose whether to stay up late, right?" Han Shuangji straightened her light blonde hair on her forehead, and asked with a smile, "Do you want breakfast?"
"No time." Lin Yuan refused, "I still need to find a stylist."
Although the requirements of the market environment for male artists are not as strict as for female artists.
For example, if a female artist gets fat, gets tanned, and doesn't shave her legs, it's like committing a capital crime.However, male artists who are out of shape, unshaven, and smoke in public can use "he is also an ordinary person" to cover up the past.
But in Lin Yuan's view, since he chooses to be an artist, maintaining a perfect personal image in front of the camera is the basic professional ethics of a public figure.
Even if the location variety show has low requirements for makeup and hair, it must be in good condition.
Frost Ji: "Is there enough time?"
"Yeah." Lin Yuan replied, "Recording a variety show doesn't require complicated makeup."
"That's good," Han Shuangji said in a serious manner, "Senior has already arranged everything, so I don't think I need to be courteous."
While speaking, Han Shuangji slowly closed her makeup case.
Lin Yuan noticed his movement and his eyes froze.
——I always feel like I missed something.
**
"It's so cold, so sleepy!" Lu Xiaofu stomped her feet and sucked her nose hard.
Chu Chu yawned and came to the camera, and said triumphantly, "Hahahaha, I had breakfast at the hotel today, and I brought some snacks."
"I ate too, I ate a lot!" Lu Xiaofu raised her hand excitedly, "Now, we are not afraid that the program crew will starve us."
"Sister Chu, Sister Lu." Han Shuangji came to them and asked sincerely, "Do you think the show crew will use the same routine for two consecutive days?"
"Uh……"
"Xiao Han is right." The off-site host picked up the microphone, "Today, our recording method has changed a little."
The off-site host pinched his fingers, and there was a big gap between the two fingers, gesturing for the 'little' in his mouth.
"After going back yesterday, some of our main creators discussed it. After all, this issue is a food special, how could we not let you eat?"
"Huh?" The trio were stunned after breakfast.
Frost Ji couldn't help laughing out loud.
The off-site host was generous, "Today's first task is to eat, eat to your heart's content!"
Chu Chu was furious, "What are you eating? I'm dying!"
Lu Xiaofu wanted to cry but had no tears, "This shitty program can't be recorded."
"Listen to me first and finish the rules." The off-site host drew cards in comparison, and read out the rules of the game in the morning.
The program team prepared five dishes with representative and local characteristics, and made them into lots in the form of guessing puzzles.Each of the five guests needs to draw a lottery. If they guess the answer and eat the corresponding food, they will win.
If you guess wrong, you must eat the food you guessed wrong before you can continue to guess next time.
And the money to buy food needs to be paid by themselves.
Lu Xiaofu broke down, "Help! I'm not good at guessing riddles, and I don't have any money. I'm doomed."
"Who said that? You won't die at the bottom of the game." Han Shuangji "kindly" took out a few banknotes and forced them into her hand, "Now it's possible."
"Aji?!" Lu Xiaofu was startled.
Indeed, the bottom of the game will not die.
But if she eats too much, she may be stuffed to death.
"Sister Chu, Brother Chu, you're welcome." Han Shuangji was extraordinarily generous, forcing the start-up funds into their hands, and said 'no need to pay back'.
He softly begged, "If I can't eat anymore later, I hope that my brother and sister will read today's love and help me share a hundred million points."
"Do not--!"
"A Ji, you are too sinister."
"Hahahahaha!"
The riddle prepared by the program group is very difficult to guess.
If they don't announce the scope, the guests will definitely not think that the answer is food at a glance.
Lu Xiaofu acted first, choosing the one that seemed easiest.The others made their choices one after another. Because Han Shuangji and Lin Yuan didn't eat breakfast, they were forced to assign the two most difficult questions.
Chu Jue: "Shall we continue to form a team today?"
Lu Xiaofu: "Okay, okay, let's group according to yesterday's group."
"Agreed!" Chu Chu took the hands of the two little friends, and took a step back in unison, away from Lin Yuan and Han Shuangji, "The questions they got are too difficult to guess, let them play by themselves."
"Huh?" Han Shuangji picked up the bamboo stick in his hand again, "Is it difficult?"
There are three words on the bamboo stick:
what
what
what
"Isn't it difficult?" Lin Yuan humbly asked for advice, "Did you guess it?"
"No." Han Shuangji shook his head, put away the bamboo stick and asked, "Senior, what did you write on your stick?"
"I didn't write anything." Lin Yuan showed Han Shuangji his signature.
Small square bottles are engraved on the surface of the bamboo sticks. There are gaudy patterns on the bottles, as if they have nothing to do with food.
"Senior, your question is so simple."
"Huh?" Lin Yuan re-examined the title, but couldn't figure out what was so simple.
"Aji, you guessed it so quickly?" Lu Xiaofu was anxious, and ran over with her lottery, "Help me see!"
Han Shuangji took half a step back, and expressed his rejection with actions, "The questions we drew are too difficult, let us play by ourselves."
"...You hold grudges so much?"
"I don't hold grudges." Han Shuangji said happily, "Aren't I taking revenge on the spot?"
"Hahahahaha!" The program team laughed wildly again.
Director Qu wiped away the tears from his laughter, held the planner's hand and said, "Let's go back and discuss with Xiaohan's management team, and we can directly sign him as a permanent resident, so we don't have to find someone else."
"Okay." The planner agreed, "This kid, the effect of variety shows is really good. The point is that the announcement fee is cheap."
"Uh..." The production team looked at Han Shuangji again, thinking that his announcement fee was 95% less than the other four MCs, and their conscience ached.
"Give the child a raise."
"Yes."
Lin Yuan thought about it for 2 minutes, but still couldn't guess what food the small bottle represented.
"Senior Lin, let's make an agreement." Han Shuangji saw his embarrassment, and took the initiative to give him a step, "You guess three times first. If you can't guess, I will tell you."
"This agreement is not good for you, it is better to change it."
"Ok?"
"Let me guess for you." Lin Yuan took his bamboo stick and proposed a second plan, "Guess yours first, and then you tell the answer."
"In that case, if you guess the time better than me, the game will be lost."
"If I win based on the answer you gave, it can only prove that I was lucky and the game is still lost." Lin Yuan shook the bamboo stick, "Let me guess one at least?"
"Then, Senior Lin, come on."
Frost Ji spent huge sums of money and used the 'big money power method' to buy a clue from the program group.
The clue is only two words: North.
Lin Yuan asked, "There is too much food in the north, do you have any ideas?"
"Yes." Frost Ji skinned, "First rule out the south."
"Well said. Listening to what you have to say is like listening to what you have to say."
Han Shuangji was a little surprised, "Senior Lin will complain too? I thought you were serious."
Lin Yuan explained implicitly, "I'm relatively slow."
"So..." Han Shuangji looked straight into his eyes, "We are familiar now?"
"Ah."
Frost Ji's eyes flickered, and he pretended to be nonchalant and said, "Let's go."
"Okay." Lin Yuan followed directly without even asking where he was going.
Frost Ji used the navigation map to find the largest northern restaurant nearby, and was greeted with deafening screams.
"Ahh! It's Lin Yuan!"
"Oh my god, it's really Lin Yuan! Can you take a photo with me?"
"Who is that man next to Lin Yuan?"
"His name is Han Shuangji. My best friend likes him very much recently, and even dreams of being his husband."
"Huh? Husband?!"
The entire recording process yesterday was a planned route, and the program team had already greeted the locals in advance.
But today, the program crew couldn't predict which restaurant they would go to in advance, and even the restaurant owner didn't know that the star was airborne.
Hearing someone call Lin Yuan's name, he was very excited inside and out, the chef even dropped his shovel and ran over to watch the big star.
With his two works, Lin Yuan has a high degree of nationality and is surrounded by enthusiastic movie fans.
Han Shuangji directly left him, and asked the people in the store, "Sorry to bother everyone. We are recording a program, is there anyone from the north?"
"Have!"
"I, the pure northern man!"
A table of five big and three rough guests responded positively.
Han Shuangji walked towards them and asked with a bamboo stick, "Then do you know which food these three characters represent?"
"Ah?" The pure man scratched his head, "I don't know."
Another diner at the same table asked, "Is it a roast suckling pig? I remember the sound of the little pig, it seems to be ahhh."
"Okay, thank you." Han Shuangji intuitively thought that it was unlikely, but with the mentality of 'everything is possible', he ordered roast suckling pig from the store.
"Is that right?" he asked the show crew.
Follow the camera and shake your head, which means the answer is wrong.
Two waiters brought up a long wooden board, on which lay a crispy suckling pig, and beside it were various dipping sauces of chili and cumin.
Although the piglet is still small, it is longer than Han Shuangji's forearm, and it takes seven or eight people to eat.
Han Shuangji sat down at the dining table resignedly, and called out to the crowd, "Lin Yuan."
Lin Yuan broke through the siege with difficulty, came to his side in two or three steps, and met those pure and innocent eyes.
"Wrong guess." Han Shuangji's voice was a bit pitiful, "The photography teacher said that you have to eat all of them before you can guess a second time."
"...Okay." Lin Yuan sat across from him.
The moment he touched the stool, Han Shuangji obviously felt that his figure had become solemn, as if he was about to complete a battle that he must lose.
"Do you need help?" Han Shuangji asked thoughtfully.
Lin Yuan glanced at his waist, "You are so thin."
The waist is only a little thin, how much can I eat?
"What are you thinking about?" Han Shuangji glanced at him, put on gloves, pulled off the delicious roast pork hind legs, and sent them to the table of the men in the north, warmly inviting them to have a taste.
It was only after nine o'clock in the morning, and most of the diners hadn't woken up for a long time, and their appetites were not fully stimulated. They just wanted to eat some refreshing and appetizing food.
Several northern men are no exception.I was already half full, but when I saw the roast pig, I felt tired.
However, facing Shang Hanshuangji's eyes that smiled before saying anything, he couldn't say anything to refuse.The body was faster than the brain, took the solid pork leg, and ate it clean in two mouthfuls.
Han Shuangji also thoughtfully poured a glass of warm water, and said softly, "Brother, eat slowly."
"It's okay, I'm mean!" The eldest brother patted his chest and said boldly, "I can finish eating one more leg."
As soon as the words fell, the other leg was sent to the front, and it was accompanied by a beautiful smile of Frost Ji.
"Brother, come on."
Next, Frost Ji used the same method to invite everyone in the store to taste the roast suckling pig.Eat clean, without leaving any residue.
I originally wanted to remind you that it is against the law to ask others to eat for you.
As a result, before he could say anything, he was fed a big mouthful of meat by Han Shuangji.
"Teacher photography." Han Shuangji said with a smile, "Now we are accomplices, will you protect me?"
The photographer silently pressed down on the camera.
——I also want to abide by the principles!
—but he smiled at me!
After eating the first course, Han Shuangji didn't rush to order the second course, and began to seriously analyze the topic.
"In my opinion, the program team requires eating up to complete the task, so it is impossible to produce food that one person can't finish."
"Yeah." Lin Yuan took a sip of lemon tea, feeling really tired.
"But besides animal sounds, what else can these three words express?"
"Human reactions." Lin Yuan provided a new idea, "In the script, 'ah' is used as a modal particle, usually expressing surprise, pain, sadness, etc."
"Response?" Han Shuangji frowned slightly, re-examined the bamboo stick, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "Yes."
"Do you have an idea?"
"Well, thank you for reminding me." Han Shuangji placed the bamboo stick between the two of them, "This modal particle can express many kinds of emotions. If there is one that expresses pain, then, under what circumstances do people feel pain?" Woolen cloth?"
Lin Yuan offered the most direct possibility, "I was beaten."
"So, I assume that one of the characters is hit. It contains the word 'beat', and it belongs to northern food, so the scope is much narrowed." Frost Ji wrote down 'beat' stroke by stroke on the wooden table after dipping in some water. Character.
He has recently practiced calligraphy, horizontal and vertical, and the writing is very regular.
"Add the question itself, and the answer comes out." Han Shuangji completed the remaining two words, and the wet stains on the table showed the three words 'donkey rolling'.
"Is that right?" Han Shuangji asked.
Follow the photographer to give an affirmative answer.
"I'm curious, what did the show crew think?"
"It's like this." Followed the filming to convey the meaning of the production team, "When a person saw a donkey, he thought it was very strange, and he said 'ah'. Then he was beaten by the donkey, and he said 'ah' for the second time. Finally he lay down It rolled on the ground, and there was a third sound of 'ah'. So the donkey rolled, ah, ah, it made sense."
Frost Ji didn't comment, and the diners watching the recording were all shocked.
——God damn reasonable!
"Yeah." Han Shuangji actually ignored this statement, turned to Lin Yuan and said, "Since we already know the answer, let's compete fairly. I'll go find a donkey and roll, and you go buy fish-flavored pork shreds, whoever finishes eating first Whoever wins."
"My stick is fish-flavored shredded pork?" Lin Yuan looked at the bamboo stick in confusion, and asked how he knew.
Frost Ji made a reasonable and well-founded analysis, "Look at this bottle, it is a perfume bottle in the shape of raindrops. And in the middle, there is a rose, which is Rose in English."
"..." Won't money be deducted for playing homophonic melodies?
It turned out to be Rain, Xiang, Rose.
At this moment, those who like fish-flavored pork shreds and those who don't like fish-flavored pork shreds are speechless.
**
"belch!"
When the five guests met, Lu Xiaofu burped loudly, and the burden of being an idol had been broken into slag.
"Ah Ji, do you know? I guessed wrong eight times, eight times!" Lu Xiaofu rubbed her belly and complained pitifully, "It's killing me."
"You're fine. My grand-nephew guessed wrong twelve times, and I figured it out for him in the end." Chu Chu's tone was full of disgust, "Academics are dead-brained and don't know how to adapt."
Chu Jue sat there in a daze, probably not understanding.Why should I put up with this insult when I put a good professor on my own?
Chu Chu: "Aji, how are you doing?"
Frost Ji answered truthfully, "I guessed wrong once, but I won."
"why?"
"Because Senior Lin let me."
"No," Lin Yuan immediately denied, "because he just guessed the answer, the boss sent me a donkey roll."
"Is there such a good thing?!" Lu Xiaofu was shocked, "Are you the boss's own son?"
Frost Ji replied seriously, "I may be the real son of the program crew."
"Hahahahaha!"
The off-site host picked up the microphone and said happily, "Congratulations Xiaohan for completing the task first, you will have the priority to choose the next task."
"The last task of this issue: the world's gourmet list!"
The task of the world food list requires five guests to choose one item from rice, noodles, meat, vegetables, and soup, and then select the TOP5 of this item.
The program team will post their recommended food list to the Internet for public opinion.The person who gets the most likes will be awarded the title of 'Little Food Expert'.
Han Shuangji took the lead in choosing, selected the soup, and quickly carried out field investigation activities, asking each staff member on the spot what kind of soup they like.
Lin Yuan chose noodles, and his friends offered their references one after another.
“Beef noodles are a must, I always love beef noodles.”
"Lin Yuan, let me tell you, hot dry noodles yyds!"
"Anyway, there must be biangbiang noodles, and it should occupy a place based on its name."
"Anyway, you write it all down, these are all internet celebrity faces."
"Ah yes yes yes!"
Lin Yuan synthesized their opinions and wrote from the fifth.
Several other guests gathered around, expecting which side he would rank first.
After Lin Yuan finished writing the second type, he pondered for a moment, picked up a pen and wrote down seriously: Wonton Noodles.
The onlookers were dumbfounded.
"Wonton noodles, Lin Yuan, are you serious?"
"Is it half wonton and half noodles? Is it delicious? Why not just eat wonton?"
Chu Jue said, "I checked Aji's Weibo before and saw a photo of the wanton noodles, which should be delicious."
"Oh..." Several others nodded at the same time.
Things suddenly made sense.
Han Shuangji finished her ranking list, walked over to take a look, and said leisurely, "Senior Lin actually likes to eat wonton noodles, and I like it too."
Lin Yuan pretended to be calm, and gave a light 'hmm'.
Han Shuangji said again, "However, I prefer to eat stewed noodles and stewed noodles."
Lin Yuan: ...
How can this be.
The recording was all over, and the few guests who finally finished their work were discussing where to get together next.
The planner ran over and called Han Shuangji to stop alone, "Xiaohan, director Qu asked me to talk to you about the next arrangement, and I plan to let you continue to be a resident."
"Okay." Han Shuangji quickly agreed, "I'll let the agency contact you."
The planner was dumbfounded, "Do you have a brokerage company?"
"Yes." Han Shuangji replied, "The funder invested in me."
Lu Xiaofu couldn't resist the raging fire of gossip, and quickly asked, "Is your benefactor Mr. Rong?"
"Yes."
"Mr. Rong is so kind to you, and actually helped you with your office."
"Aji, I think, try not to rely too much on Mr. Rong." Chu Chu whispered to him, "Don't think I'm meddlesome, the relationship in the entertainment industry is unreliable. If she praises you today, she will praise others tomorrow."
This circle laughs at the poor but does not laugh at the prostitutes, and it is normal for male artists to be taken care of by rich women.
Chu Chu made her debut early, and saw many starlets who depended on their financial backers for everything. After being abandoned, they ended up miserable.
"Thank you, Chu Chu, for your concern. I know that you are sincere to me, that's why you say such things." Han Shuangji said purely, "If she abandons me, I will find a more powerful benefactor."
——For example, complain to her grandfather.
"Ah Ji, you..." Lu Xiaofu wanted to tell him that it is not so easy to find a benefactor.
However, looking at Han Shuangji's face, he choked back his words and said 'Come on'.
"Okay, I will try my best." Han Shuangji said in an unpromising tone, "Ruanfan is really delicious."
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