wait for you 100 years

"What are you doing standing outside, drinking northwest wind? Or are you going to piss your mother off?" Mrs. Duan hugged her bag, "Damn it, it's really blocked. If this continues, when will we get to 【Ruge Tower】 .”

"I don't want to go." Duan Chengrui also knew about the news forwarded on Weibo. This time, he didn't vent his anger on A's daughter-in-law for taking the ring, but felt that B's husband is really an idiot, and B's family is simply... This is mainly because At first, Duan Chengrui didn't bring himself to read this interesting Weibo. After he found out that the husband B in the story was himself, he had a big fight with Mrs. Duan. He felt that he had no face to attend the engagement banquet of Xie's family. , this matter is raging.

"You don't want to go? It's up to you. Do you know how many people came here today? It's impossible for Shen Jiarou to come in on such an occasion. You don't have to worry about meeting her." After Duan Chengrui finished talking about A's daughter-in-law, Mrs. Duan immediately Just thinking that it was Shen Jiarou, she rubbed her temples with a headache. How could she have thought that Shen Jiarou, who used to value the relationship between husband and wife so much, would pawn the ring after the divorce?The world is really unpredictable, as long as she doesn't act as a fake, who can tell the authenticity of that diamond ring?Mrs. Duan knew that his precious son really blamed her this time. Because of this woman, Shen Jiarou, the relationship between their mother and son had become increasingly tense. leave.

Therefore, Mrs. Duan never admitted that she had switched the diamond of the so-called family heirloom ring. She still felt that she could not be blamed for it. She was dissatisfied with Shen Jiarou, the daughter-in-law. On the hands of a woman she is not satisfied with?She is the head of the house, so she still has this right.How did Duan Chengrui argue with her? She just refused to admit it. Now Duan Chengrui also believed that his heirloom ring was a fake ring, but he still blamed his mother for not telling him in advance that if time could be reversed, he would buy a real diamond ring himself. To Shen Jiarou.Because of this matter, some buddies also started to alienate him, thinking that he is a real and fake person, can he do such a thing to a woman like Shen Jiarou?If you are flirting outside and coaxing irrelevant women, you can barely justify using a fake ring, but that is your wife who has been married for three years. How can you use a fake ring?Anyway, as soon as Duan Chengrui went to Weibo, he wanted to vomit blood when he saw some comments.

Mrs. Duan wanted to vomit blood more than he did. Shen Jiarou made her push her own brother into prison, and now she and her precious son are making trouble because of a ring?She breathed a sigh of relief, but fortunately, Duan Chengyu, an obedient daughter, and Liao Jingyu, an obedient son-in-law, were by her side, otherwise, she would have died of anger, and now she just wanted to watch Shen Jiarou stumble and fall to her death!

"Brother, don't make mom angry, it will be here soon, you are the eldest son of our Duan family, you must be there, and dad is on his way." Liao Jingyu patted Duan Chengrui on the shoulder, it's okay if he doesn't pat, As soon as the shot was taken, Duan Chengrui said angrily: "This is our Duan family's business. It's not up to you, an outsider, to point fingers! I'm not going!"

Duan Chengrui opened the car door and went out, but couldn't be stopped. Duan Chengyu took Liao Jingyu's arm and said, "Don't chase him, let him go? Mom, what did brother say just now? Why isn't Jingyu the Duan family?" His temper is really bad to the bone now, you better not let him go, such a big engagement banquet, it will save you a joke when the time comes, and Jingyu and I will accompany you, isn't it good? ? Well, Mom~~" After saying a few soft words, Mrs. Duan nodded, "I don't care about that bastard, I know how annoying it will be if you come to quarrel with me because of that bitch Shen Jiarou. , For the lawsuit of the calabash tea garden, how much wronged I suffered, he didn't understand me at all, and even came to break my heart."

"..." Liao Jingyu frowned with a headache, he couldn't breathe even sitting in the car, he looked out of the car, really wanted to slam the door and leave like Duan Chengrui.

Duan Chengyu coaxed for a long time, after all, it was a caring little padded jacket, which finally made Mrs. Duan happy.

Before Yu Xiaocong got to Mrs. Yu's car, she saw Mrs. Yu condescendingly get out of the car aggressively. She widened her eyes. Xie's family and Yu's family are indeed good friends from generation to generation, and so is her mother. She has a good relationship with Mrs. Xie, but it's not so good that she is willing to get out of the car and walk to [Rugelou] by herself?

"Mom, what's wrong with you?" Yu Xiaocong asked.

"Come with me, go to the side, and find a men's clothing store." Mrs. Yu walked forward, and Yu Wuhui took Yu Xiaocong and said, "Second brother, hurry up, the second sister-in-law is still in [Rugelou] Waiting for you."

"..." Yu Xiaocong frowned, and being dragged by Yu Wuhui, he found a luxury men's clothing store. The owner of the store recognized Mrs. Yu immediately, "Oh, Mrs. Yu, what brought you here? , the young master and the second lady are also here to honor you? Please sit down."

"I don't have time to sit down. Bring me the best men's clothing from your store, and let my family Wuzheng wear it."

"..." The shopkeeper looked him up and down, "Are you kidding me, the second lady wears men's clothing?"

"Yes, uh, there is a cross-dressing party tonight." Mrs. Yu coughed twice, and poured a glass of water hard. Although the men's clothing store is small, the owner is careful, and he clapped his mother's hands, "Mrs. Yu, you If you can trust me, I will put on some makeup for the second lady, and match it with clothes that fit your temperament, and keep you satisfied, but you have to wait for half an hour. Are you in a hurry?"

"Don't rush, there's a traffic jam anyway. You give me, make the second lady into a...a...a handsome guy anyway, yes." Mrs. Yu knew that if Mrs. Liang won this time, she would definitely win in the future Thirty years.

"What happened, you guys should tell me clearly." Wherever Yu Xiaocong had time to object, Mrs. Yu and the overzealous shopkeeper immediately turned her into a man, and Mrs. Yu was even more impatient. , as soon as she opened her mouth to ask, she said, "You shut me up, it's a matter of my dignity, let him make you a handsome guy, hurry up."

The eyebrows were originally thick black, but after the special grooming by the shopkeeper, they became more and more handsome.

The bridge of the nose was originally quite raised, but after being shadowed by the shopkeeper bit by bit, it became more and more heroic.

The two cheeks were originally a little round, but after the shopkeeper smeared them with some rouge and gouache, and took a closer look, the slightly childish baby face turned into a mature one. Yu Xiaocong didn't open his eyes until the shopkeeper said open When she opened her eyes, the shopkeeper asked again: "If you are going to a masquerade ball, why don't I stick a beard on you?"

Yu Xiaocong shrugged and shouted, "Mom, what do you think?"

"Stick." Madam Yu looked at Yu Xiaocong in the mirror, "She still looks like a beautiful woman, far away from a handsome guy, but she looks like a pretty boy."

Yu Xiaocong twitched the corner of her mouth, "Mom, don't worry, men are not fashionable now, they look masculine, but fashionable and feminine. I'm already very MAN like this. I don't need a beard, do I?"

I can't help but say that the beard is really sticky. The owner rarely receives a distinguished guest, so he immediately brought a suit that fits the size of Xiao Cong. After Xiao Cong put it on, the owner said, "You need to cover your chest."

Yu Xiaocong touched her slightly arched chest, sighed, and Mrs. Yu said, "Wrap it up, you're going to win over your mother tonight."

"OK." Yu Xiaocong closed the curtain with a slam, wrapped herself up in the dressing room, Yu Wuhui ran over, stood outside the curtain, and explained tonight's affairs clearly, as if Xiaocong understood, what is she doing? Wanting to pretend to be son and daughter-in-law with Shen Jiarou again, she couldn't help sticking out her tongue and said, "Go and tell Mom, if other people recognize it, wouldn't it be a bigger leak? Today, Dad and Yu Qinglan, Yu Qinglan Si Tian is coming, and messing around again."

"Then do you want to be husband and wife with Sister Xiaorou? It's so fun, why don't you play it?" Yu Wuhui asked rhetorically.

"You little brat, what do you know?" Yu Xiaocong murmured, wrapping her chest with her hands faster and faster. Even though it was not smooth, she wrapped it up decently, and finally put on that suit again At that time, she felt that the effect was very good. In order to test the final effect, she called the shop owner again and said, "Cut my hair a little shorter and try a new hairstyle."

"Okay." The owner of this store used to work on a film set. While cutting Yu Xiaocong's hair himself, he said, "I used to do hair for Queen Nanxi, and she also tried it when she was filming the MV. Women disguised as men, trust me, if you go out later, Mrs. Yu may not recognize you."

"I hope so." Yu Xiaocong had no choice but to accompany Mrs. Yu to make a fuss. Unexpectedly, after her hair was cut short and changed into a neater short hair style, she left the dressing room through the side door, walked behind Mrs. Yu, Asked: "Hello, may I ask where the owner of this store has gone?"

"It's inside." Mrs. Yu was waiting impatiently, she glanced at it and replied impatiently, but she didn't know that the person behind him was Yu Xiaocong, after a while, Yu Xiaocong smiled, Madam Yu turned her head away, After carefully distinguishing, "Oh, you are so messed up that your mother doesn't even recognize you."

"Mom, I'm your second son Yu Wuzheng, how can you not recognize me?" Yu Xiaocong said with a smile.

"Okay, I'll swipe the card. Hey, by the way, where's the owner?" Mrs. Yu was so happy that she took out her credit card and wanted to swipe it. Finally, she remembered that Shen Jiarou was probably busy with the wedding scene all day. Bring a nice evening dress over there.

The shopkeeper came over with a smile and said, "Madam Yu, what else do you want?"

"You know this street well. Go to the nearest women's clothing store and find an evening dress that matches this suit very well. Come here in size M. Hurry up." After Madam Yu finished speaking, the owner asked the shop assistant to greet the three of them. He flew to the women's clothing store he knew, and quickly picked out one set. He took three more sets just in case, and finally brought them back. He asked Mrs. Yu, "Which one did I pick?" This suit, and these three suits are also very suitable, you see, what is the figure and skin color of the lady who wants to wear this dress, do you choose?"

"...Yu Xiaocong, hurry up and choose, let's go after the selection."

"Before the election, I want to ask you, Xiaorou told me that she caught a big fish online and negotiated a deal. I also wonder why the Xie family came to her to arrange the engagement ceremony. Did you get the line? ?” Yu Xiaocong asked.

"That's natural, she is my goddaughter, ah, I can make the fat water flow to outsiders' fields. Mrs. Xie likes to show off, she doesn't count the money, and she helps count the money when people cheat her. Xiaorou takes this job She is at ease, and I am even more at ease." Mrs. Yu patted Yu Xiaocong's chest, "Hey, if you are a son, I will turn Xiaorou's goddaughter into my own daughter."

"Even if I'm not a son, she can also become a daughter..." Yu Xiaocong swallowed the last sentence, she raised her eyebrows, "Okay, I'll choose."

Yu Xiaocong's fingers turned from the four sets in front of her, and finally she matched a set by herself. The shopkeeper's eyes lit up and said, "The set you matched is very suitable for petite and lovely girls, but why? How about choosing these velvet gloves?"

"She's been arranging the bouquet all day today, and she may get stabbed by flowers, so I chose gloves. Your pair of gloves are very beautiful, and they should suit her very well." Yu Xiaocong picked up the clothes in satisfaction, and Mrs. Yu stood aside, I don't know what to think of, but there is a smile in my eyes.

Yu Wuhui said: "Sister Xiaorou has been asked to marry my sister a long time ago, who will treat her better than my sister?"

Madam Yu patted his head, "Okay, let's go."

After swiping the cards, the three of them just caught up with the time when there was no traffic jam. The driver rushed over to pick them up and said, "Mr. Yu has already gone with Qing Lan and Miss Si Tian, ​​and we should hurry up too." Bar."

"..." Bringing two little girls, Yu Qinglan and Yu Sitian, to such an occasion?Mrs. Yu felt that Mr. Yu began to take her less seriously, so Yu Xiaocong held Mrs. Yu's hand and said, "Don't worry, I'll call Xiaorou and ask her to talk to Qinglan and Sitian. One word, they will not be bad."

"Can Xiaorou subdue those two goblins?" Mrs. Yu didn't believe it, and Shen Jiarou didn't live at Yu's house for long, could the two of them trust her words?

Yu Xiaocong called Shen Jiarou. For no reason, she felt nervous when she saw herself in the rearview mirror of the car. Tonight, she became a "man" who could stand beside Shen Jiarou and say to Mrs. Liang, This is my wife's "man"... Something flashed through her mind, and when Shen Jiarou's cell phone was picked up, she withdrew her thoughts and said, "My wife...ah no, Xiaorou, your side How about it?"

"Husband, my end is fine. Why haven't you come yet? Mrs. Liang really wants to see the two of us." Shen Jiarou gritted her teeth, the banquet was already loud, and she didn't hear Yu Xiaocong's tone Unnatural and uncontrollable slight shaking.

Although the husband's yell was not very affectionate, Yu Xiaocong's heart felt hot when she heard it, just like a naughty unicorn burrowed into the soil of her heart, it was so hot that it made people feel a little unsteady , she took a deep breath, "Oh, we'll be there soon, my wife... No, Xiao Rou, it's not good to call her like that. It's better to call her by her name, I know there will be another show tonight. It's really embarrassing for you. "

"The name is not affectionate enough. You don't know how close Mrs. Liang's son Xiaowei is to his wife." Shen Jiarou lowered her voice, then thought about it, and felt that the title of husband made her uncomfortable. It's not that she didn't like it. Yu Xiaocong's husband, but she felt that the word husband was a kind of pain to herself, so she said, "I call you baby, and you call me baby too, is that okay?"

"...You go and talk to Qinglan and Sitian, let them tell their father what happened tonight, so as not to show any flaws. Also, tell me, how many people came to Xiaoyanzhou tonight? Finance Department Are there many people here? I know that Director Lian didn’t come.”

"Nobody came from the financial department, isn't it to avoid suspicion?" Shen Jiarou immediately mentioned the acquaintances at the scene. She also felt that it was quite risky, but she was inexplicably looking forward to playing the game of playing son and daughter-in-law with Yu Xiaocong. Damn it!

"...Okay, baby, wait for me, I'll be here in a while." Yu Xiaocong hung up the phone decisively, and she swore that she felt like she was walking a tightrope tonight. , Everyone jokes.

As soon as the phone was hung up, Mrs. Yu said, "That's right, a young couple has to be affectionate to be like a young couple. You have to show your courage as an official in the Finance Department and let Mrs. Liang see it. Her son Xiaowei is no match for your toes, how dare she talk about me next time?"

"..." Yu Xiaocong glanced at Mrs. Yu, who was overly competitive, and then at Yu Wuhui, who would have thought that the brat gave Yu Xiaocong a thumbs up and said, "Second brother, that's the right way, well done!" !"

"..."

Banbucai winter Story

The author has something to say: Thank you aque for the overlord ticket delivered to me by the little snail, _(:зゝ∠)_ I can go buy a meal and eat birds~~

Shuangtian swaying little friend, how did you bruise your right hand?Do you practice boxing with people?

Now is the question time: Many readers think Mrs. Yu is very funny, but in fact she has always been very funny, so what do you think of her?