Reborn Freak

What would you do if you woke up from your sleep and found yourself ________________?

This is a question and answer question, there are many options to fill in, and the answers are different and varied.

Now if someone puts this question in front of Shanglue, he will definitely tear the person who asked the question to pieces first, and then go to the person who first asked this question format to have a good talk.

How can such a cheating problem be invented?Have you ever considered how it feels to sleep?Besides, why do we have to face this kind of thing that is completely unprepared and very outrageous when you hear it? !Whether it's waking up to find that I've lost [-] pounds and there's a pile of meat around my legs, or I've grown two dicks and four balls, or I've changed my identity and appearance, it's not painful anymore. Level up, okay?Obviously sleeping is such a beautiful and worth looking forward to!Stretching on a warm, soft and comfortable big bed after eating and drinking is simply the limit of life!But now this kind of shameless question is simply depriving others of fun. Is there anything more tragic and cruel than this?

Shang Yeshou's heart was full of grief and anger, his expression was stiff, and his hand clutching the quilt was full of veins.

If he knew that sooner or later he would have to face this question directly, then he would definitely fight for the right to choose the content on the horizontal line, but now, it is too late to say anything, and the two identical faces in front of him will not be because of him. One of the sorrows disappears automatically.

There is no difference between two people who are exactly the same, whether it is appearance, body shape, expression or manner.If this kind of thing happened to identical twins, others might laugh in surprise, but Shang Lue couldn't laugh at all!Because this face belonged to his wife, and when he closed his eyes last night, he still had only one wife.

"Who are you saying you trust?! What are you talking about?!" The two Su Qianti said in unison, even raising their eyebrows at exactly the same angle, which made Shang Lue even more distressed.

"Stop arguing, let me see again!"

"You can't even recognize me, Shanglue, you are enough!"

Shang Lue was in a complicated mood, although he didn't want to admit it, but he really couldn't tell which of these two people was the real Su Qianti and which was the fake, not only with his eyes, but also with his always easy-to-use nose. What is the difference between the taste of the two.The two started fighting after waking up, but it was a pity that after [-] rounds of the fight, they couldn't tell the winner. The pretender was very smart, and he figured out every thought of the real Su Qianti.When the two Su Qianti fought, it was as if they were fighting with a mirror.

What can this stupid man do!

"How about this, I'll ask a few questions, to prevent plagiarism, you write down the answers on paper, and then leave it to me to judge."

This kind of questionnaire game seems to be played by elementary school students...

Su Qianti expressed their dissatisfaction with him with their eyes, and reluctantly agreed to the idea.

Shanglue asked a series of questions in one breath, and Su Qianti and the others wrote like flying pens, immersed themselves in answering the questionnaire, and soon, two questionnaires were handed in.

Shanglue took it over and compared it carefully.

After a while, Shang Lue frowned.

Seeing this, the two Su Qianti couldn't help becoming nervous.

Damn it, is this guy really so cunning that he can't tell the difference?

"How is it? Still can't recognize it?" It's still the same, with no difference in tone, as if speaking from the same mouth.

Shang Lue sighed deeply, his face gloomy.

The corners of Su Qianti's mouths twitched together, what is the meaning of this exaggerated performance?

In the next second, the green flames in Shang Lue's hand ignited, burning up two sheets of thin paper in an instant. The two Su Qiandai, number one and number two, were taken aback. Before they could say anything, Shang Lue held the fire The punch hit the No. [-] Su Qianti on the left.

Su Qiantai's face changed in shock, and he dodged gloomyly, but Shang Beast's force value was not a joke after all, he was in a mess, but half of his hair and eyebrows were missing in the blink of an eye.

"Clap clap clap!"

No. [-] Su Qianti smiled instead of anger, and clapped her hands.

"Master Shang really shouldn't be underestimated. I don't know where I showed my feet and let you find out that something is wrong?"

"Hmph! You don't act like that at all!"

Fake Su Qiandai smiled noncommittally, apparently not believing his answer.

Su Qiandai said angrily: "What the hell are you, why are you pretending to be me?!"

The impostor had a hippie smile on his face: "Lord Su, forgive me, I don't mean anything malicious, it's just a joke."

"A joke? Well then," Su Qiandai sneered, "I don't care too much with you, this look is mine, you leave this body skin, and forget about it."

As he spoke, he was about to make a move, but was stopped by Shang Lue raising his hand.

"It's Zhizhe."

"Haha, it's a great honor for Master Shang to know my name!"

"What strange name?" Su Qiandi asked in a low voice.

Shanglue explained: "It's a strange beast with a talent for camouflage. It can imitate other creatures to an almost perfect level, and at the same time simulate the thinking of the imitated. It lives in Shashu Mountain."

After explaining to Su Qiandai, Shang Lue looked at Zhizhe again, "Did Master Yaoshu release you just to provoke Shang?"

"Of course I don't dare. Who doesn't know now that Mr. Shang and Mr. Su tied the knot? Shan is celebrating a big birthday, and I sent invitations for the two of you on his behalf. As for just now, it was really a little joke, and I would like to ask the two adults to have a lot, so don't be fussy with the younger ones."

At the end, Zhizhe put on a wry smile.He has a lively nature, he was locked up in Yaoshu Mountain all day long, and he was almost bored to the grass, and finally he was sent out by his master to do something, and he got carried away for a while, and then he started to play tricks.At this time, thinking of the troubles that might be brought to the master, he was faintly afraid.The two in front of them don't give face to the underworld, they are really going to get angry, and they still don't know how to toss and shake Shushan!

Su Qiandai held the business strategy with one hand, and turned to the invitation with the other hand, "Since it was a misunderstanding, there is nothing to worry about. You go back and tell you Shanzhu that the two of us will definitely attend his birthday banquet then!"

Zhizhe was overjoyed, and went with a thousand thanks.

Su Qiandai lowered his head and casually flipped through the invitation cards, Shang Lue looked at the back of his dark head with a smile on his face.With Su Qianti's temperament, it is absolutely impossible to expose this matter.Even himself, he considers himself not a generous person.It is conceivable that on Master Yaoshushan's birthday, this unscrupulous couple who are both cheap and cheap will definitely have to pay for their money before they are willing to give up.

"What are you looking at?! It took so long to find me, and I haven't settled with you yet!"

"It's not that I don't work hard, it's Zhizhe's innate supernatural powers, even the person being impersonated can't tell the difference."

This is not bad, if Su Qiandi was not sure that he was very fresh, he would have thought that he was still dreaming just now, and the person opposite was so real that even he would have doubted himself.

But since even he himself couldn't tell the difference, how did Shang Lue do it?

Hearing Su Qianti's question, Shang Lue just smiled and said nothing, but was forced to ask by Su Qianti, so he simply pulled the person in front of him under him, and decisively blocked his mouth with his actions.

Su Qianti cursed meanness in her heart, but was teased by Shang Lue's lingering tongue, and his eyes narrowed comfortably.Hmph~ Don't think you can escape by diverting your attention, sooner or later you will be asked by me!

Then the two rolled together intently.

As for the two burnt answer sheets, Shanglue is the only person in this world who knows the difference between them.

"What does Su Qianti hate the most?"

Zhizhe: The Su family.

Su Qianti: The Su family.

"Su Qianti's least favorite food."

Knowledge fold: milk.

Su Qianti: Milk.

"What's Su Qianti's favorite thing to buy in the supermarket?"

Zhizhe: It’s still milk.

Su Qianti: Milk.

"Su Qianti's favorite position."

Zhizhe: I like them all.

Su Qianti: The kind you can’t do.

"Su Qianti's ideal type."

Zhizhe: Don't be naive, just live a life and have a fart ideal.

Su Qianti: There is no such thing.

"What's the relationship between Lu Xiaodao and Su Qianti?"

Zhizhe: Good friend, treat me like a younger brother with a knife.

Su Qianti: Xiaodao is the younger brother.

"If Lu Xiaodao confesses to Su Qianti, what will happen to him?"

Chizor: You have to refuse, but this kind of thing is impossible, you think too much.

Su Qiantai: Hehe, Shanglue, fuck you, don't think that I don't know that you want to take the opportunity to interrogate me!

……

The corners of the stern young man's mouth curled up, his brows and eyes were full of smiles, and overflowing love.

Zhizhe can indeed perfectly imitate Su Qianti's heart. At that moment, he knew Su Qianti best, but what he didn't understand was Shang Lue, so he would never understand. The bond between two freaks.Neither of these two is complete without the other.