windy man

Bai Shangfeng should have fainted long ago.

The next day, he woke up very late and slept for a full five or six hours. Half of the time yesterday was completely messing around by himself. Bai Shangfeng was not a very reliable person, so he struggled for a while and was in front of the protagonist again. After being humiliated, he was alive and kicking again.

It's very cool and happy to vent.

I dreamed that all the friends in the reader group said that Bai Shangfeng was a scumbag, as if in the dream it was said that since Bai Shangfeng once sold his stupidity to the reader group, the girls suddenly no longer fear him.There were also all kinds of trolls on the book reviews, and Bai Shangfeng replied coldly one by one, "I have read it".

When complaining about the type of writing he wrote was Danmei original, he also complained a lot about his sexual orientation and matching problems.

Bai Shangfeng kept transforming into a cold-blooded nima, and only debated one sentence: Except for the problem of attacking and receiving, everything else is fine.

After he finished speaking, he woke up, this sleep was dizzy, joking, how could he be acting stupid among the readers, and how could he have JQ with himself, the stupid and cute uncle next door and the writer girl next door?That product must be a girl!Even if there is, you can’t say it clearly, you’re right.

At this time, Bai Shangfeng decided to try to accept the settings of the girls, but looking around, they were all suffering. Of course, he only saw Lu Xiaofeng for the time being. He sighed. handsome.

So handsome that he has no IQ.

Seeing Bai Shangfeng woke up, Lu Xiaofeng said, "You seem very unhappy."

Bai Shangfeng turned his head: "I always seem to be very unhappy."

I am not happy because the motherland has such a vast territory, but I can't find a single attack.In fact, he is more cute, weak, aggressive and strong.

At this time, Lu Xiaofeng changed from the prodigal figure who was nostalgic for Huajian yesterday, and he became much more energetic, much more energetic than Bai Shangfeng when he saw him yesterday.

Bai Shangfeng secretly thought, is it really okay to pretend your stupid and cute nature like this?

Lu Xiaofeng thought for a while, and seemed to be confirming Bai Shangfeng's words: "No, you looked very happy after drinking yesterday, and you still want to sing for me."

"Sing... sing Free Flying? Ethnic style? Or the south of colorful clouds?" Bai Shangfeng also tried to think about what happened last night like Lu Xiaofeng, but it was blank, in fact it was not blank, Bai Shangfeng didn't want to think about it all!

"It looks like you've forgotten it, that's great!" Lu Xiaofeng sighed.

Bai Shangfeng was full of doubts: "How do you say that?"

"It's nothing, just a few people got into a fight here, and I was kicked out in the end." Lu Xiaofeng looked at the window on one side.

Bai Shangfeng followed Lu Xiaofeng's gaze to see the window. A fall here should cause a comminuted fracture plus ten times the amount of concussion. If he doesn't die, he will be disabled.

"Why do you want to fight here?" Even though he knew the truth, Bai Shangfeng still didn't understand.

"They said, Qiu'er has a lot to do with you, do you know them?"

Bai Shangfeng: "I don't know... what about people now?"

Lu Xiaofeng was also a little puzzled: "I got kicked out, you haven't been woken up for so long."

At this time, Bai Shangfeng suddenly thought about Lu Xiaofeng's performance in various plots: "Where's the ancient dragon body that was promised to blow up the sky..."

"What are you talking about?" Lu Xiaofeng was a little surprised.

"It's nothing, it's the ancient dragon style of cursive script, official script, regular script, running script, oracle bone inscription." Bai Shangfeng suddenly felt his balls hurt again, and found an excuse to calm down for a while. In the end, he just said that he was going to the latrine anyway. In fact, did he drink yesterday? How much wine.

Could it be that being together with Lu Xiaofeng was destined to be a tragedy from the very beginning?It's better to try to stay away. Of course, Bai Shangfeng did go to the toilet in the end. It doesn't matter, he can ask others.

It's almost noon now, and it's May and June again. Naturally, it's very hot. There are almost no people in the backyard along the way. How can ordinary people still be here at this time?

But there are always exceptions. After Bai Shangfeng searched for a long time, he saw an old man beside him.

Bai Shangfeng didn't know what to say for a moment: "Master, are you coming to play too?"

Bai Shangfeng should have realized that something was wrong, but he didn't for the time being.

The old man could not see his face clearly, it was covered, he nodded his head when he heard Bai Shangfeng's question, and pointed behind him, because it was too weird, Bai Shangfeng became suspicious: "I seem to have seen you somewhere .”

After finishing speaking, Bai Shangfeng was about to run away, but just as he was about to run, 1 people didn't expect that there were people behind him, and finally he was tricked.

I'm so handsome, you still slapped me in the face!This trick, this routine, this sour...somewhat familiar.

When he woke up again, it was already the early morning of the next day, and he didn't even have time to drink his saliva that day.

I can't feel better.

By the faint moonlight outside the window, Bai Shangfeng probably knew that it was a small house.

The treatment is good, Bai Shangfeng suddenly thought of these words.Subconsciously, he probably planned to drink tea at the hall... It's embarrassing for himself.

By the time of Mao the next day, it was true that he had been sitting all the time. After confirming that there was no one in the room, he planned to go out for a walk. Of course, the first thing he did was go to the bathroom.

Bai Shangfeng has already developed a great skill that he can live without eating for a few days. It was during that time that inspiration flashed non-stop. When he stayed up late to type and type until he was about to be fine, he slept during the day and typed at night, so he had no time to eat at all. .

He obediently went to the toilet, but there was someone outside the door.

"Where are you going?" A dull and rough voice came from above his head.

"The hut." Bai Shangfeng said in the same dull and rough manner, he didn't bother to lift his head, thinking about it, he felt like he had seen this guy somewhere before.

Then Bai Shangfeng got the acquiescence, but why did that guy follow along! ?

"Where is this place, buddy?"

The man was very rude: "Don't ask if you shouldn't ask."

Bai Shangfeng stopped suddenly: "Brother, you are a man! Lead the way."

He looked familiar when he saw that man, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't figure out why he could offend these people without warning.

In the end, he still walked ahead. There were some flowers and plants in front of him, but he didn't feel any joy in his mood.

When Bai Shangfeng solved it, the man still stared at him intently.But for this kind of Bai Shangfeng with a comminuted fracture of the three views...

This is nothing, right!Right!

Finally, he couldn't stand being scanned by the man Jijiong's eyes: "Hey, buddy, calm down, I'm going to marry after all."

The man snorted.

Bai Shangfeng really wanted to show him some makeup.But this is someone else's territory, if you can take extra care of the food, it's better not to mess with them.

Then it was taken back.

Bai Shangfeng looked at the road and found that it was not the one coming: "What are you doing, buddy?"

……

silence.

did not speak.

It's intermittent deafness.

When they arrived in a very large and empty room, Bai Shangfeng didn't see any chairs, and felt that they could sit anywhere.

In fact, the big man took him here and left, Bai Shangfeng felt that he was probably going to call someone.

Is calling someone a meeting to criticize yourself?But he didn't commit suicide?It hasn't been since it came to this world!Even if it's bent...he wouldn't admit it even if it was there.

Judging from what I just learned, these people are either planning to make their lives worse than death or they are their own people.

Bai Shangfeng guessed right, it was one of his own.

Because when a group of people came over, Bai Shangfeng quickly recognized them - his little brother.

All of them are very energetic and handsome.

But now it looks like he's about to rebel.

"Hi everyone." Facing these people, Bai Shangfeng really wanted to bury his face in his knees, he was sitting now, "There are new members again, there were not so many before."

It was that Yi Gen again: "Hmph."

This is the slogan of our team, right?In the spirit of being patient and passing it for a while, he said, "What's the matter with calling me this time? Thank you for helping me find Lu Xiaofeng."

"Humph."

No matter how much he endured... he couldn't help it anymore: "What are you doing, I'm X! I'm the boss, what are you doing, what are you doing!"

"Oh, boss, I'm new here, Wang Daman."

I'm new here too, don't ask me, can you?Bai Shangfeng thought.

The taste of pretending to be the boss is really not something ordinary people can taste, Bai Shangfeng shook his head bitterly.

In fact, compared to their crazy names, our Yi Gen sounds better.

Then Bai Shangfeng glanced at Yi Gen appreciatively, Yi Gen didn't notice it, and seemed to be dumbfounded and said, "It's like this, there is something about Qiu'er."

Bai Shangfeng looked at the new classmate: "Well, then who brought me here."

"The matter of Qiu'er is like this, we have received news from her." Yi Gen said.

Bai Shangfeng rubbed his chin, thoughtfully: "Why did you fight with Lu Xiaofeng and were kicked out in the end?"

Wang Daman: "We have been with you for a long time! When I saw you going to drink flower wine, I got excited! Boss, we originally planned to interrupt your short good night, but found that you were dealing with that one by yourself. Call Lu Xiaofeng crazy?, I can't help but..."

"Hehe, what you said seems weird..."

"... Qiu'er said that she is fine, but I won't see her for the time being." Yi Gen gritted his teeth and clenched his fists secretly.

"The hut is too unclean, and people won't have the desire to go to bed just by looking at it." Bai Shangfeng looked at the sky, intending to stand up and see what they would do.

I saw the newcomer nodded in agreement, and the tacit understanding was self-evident.

Bai Shangfeng is usually coding at this time, and instant noodles are his only three-dimensional partner.At most, it's going to play with friends all night.

And now the fuck is playing mind games with a bunch of little guys.

Qiu'er is amazing... Are you kidding, can something happen to that guy?

The treatment is not good at all!The guy who brought me here stands up and promises not to kill you!

The author has something to say:

Let's talk about life, I'm hopeless.The base friend has knelt down to me.