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During the stalemate, Sword God seemed to have a lot of patience.

Bai Shangfeng put down his paws holding his chest, then rubbed his head, vaguely feeling that it was getting weirder and weirder for the owner to be influenced by him.Owner!Sword God!blowing snow!Please ignore Brother Feng!Brother Feng is a little confused now, do something out of nature and don't blame Brother Feng!

But how could the Sword God hear these words...

At this moment, Ximen Chuuxue was sitting opposite, Bai Shangfeng suddenly remembered that he was sitting in this way when he first met him, and since he had been in a daze since he came back from Zhuguang Baoqi Pavilion, so Ximen Chuuxue was not there no matter what his face changed In Bai Shangfeng's eyes.

Well, Ximen Chuuxue didn't change his face at all, as for Bai Shangfeng...still stuck in his chaotic mind.

There is an April wind blowing through the slightly open window, still... Forget it, let's continue to see Brother Feng!

After being silent for a long time, Brother Feng finally opened the chatterbox in a serious manner: "Villa Master, where are Lu Xiaofeng and the others now?" It's better to follow Lu Xiaofeng to be on the safe side.

Of course Bai Shangfeng knew that Lu Xiaofeng's greatest function was to attract villainous bosses and various cheating plots.Ha ha, but compared to the villa owner who kills without blinking an eye, Bai Shangfeng feels that no matter how big the villain is, he is not a big deal.

With such an off-line thinking, Jianshen chose to answer, because Bai Shangfeng, that idiot, as long as you keep silent, he will talk tirelessly until the next day.

"You're going to find him."

The familiar tone of "although it's an interrogative sentence, it sounds like a special declarative sentence" came again. Bai Shangfeng complained about the tone and then began to complain about the content. Why are you so smart?To be honest, are you jealous, ahhh, you must have eaten it, looking at your small appearance.

It’s your brother Feng’s food, hahaha!After all, Lu Xiaofeng is also your gay friend.

When Bai Shangfeng was trying to make up his mind with the concept of "life is endless, sex is endless", he was suddenly startled by the stern look of the sword god.So I finally remembered to answer the question that seemed to be a declarative sentence: "QAQ owner, I know that you don't like chickens or me, so let the tiger go back to the mountain... Ah no, what is it..."

Ximen Chuuxue interrupted Bai Shangfeng's strange words, and also said coldly: "Lu Xiaofeng and the others are not here."

"That's all right..." Bai Shangfeng shuddered involuntarily, and stopped thinking about dying. He wanted to start thinking about the next plot. He went to the dead sword god for a year, and he checked a lot. material!His brain is definitely not covered!Du Niang always said something at that time!

Ximen Chuuxue saw Bai Shangfeng's strange expression, and suddenly said: "Zhuguangbaoqi Pavilion last night, what were you doing?"

Just thinking about whether the sword god's real wife is Lu Xiaofeng, Huamanlou, or Sikong Zhaixing's Bai Shangfeng: "[°ー°〃] Hey, ah, hey..." Damn I don't play like this.

The heart of frantically swiping the screen burst into tears: It's not that I said Sword God, don't be so offline, hey!There are also such expressions, such demeanors and such sentences... more and more like jealous hahaha.It's an honor to eat brother Feng's jealousy!

At this time, Bai Shangfeng was like being randomly checked by the teacher in charge to answer questions that he would never do, but he had to answer them right away... Silent, in order to prevent the sword god from collapsing again, Bai Shangfeng felt that he should come up with a watertight answer .

Bai Shangfeng, whose mind still hadn't returned to normal, stood up with a "shua", and then he silently caught the chicken that was scratching the door outside.

"The owner, it's the sauce. I just stood there holding the chicken, and then, what happened..." Bai Shangfeng still turned his back to the owner. At this time, this person was talking to himself while thinking about yesterday What's it like at night, but...

Who will tell Brother Feng why he always thinks of Huo Tianqing with a fucking sad face, hugging Yan Tieshan and leaving!But he had already left with the owner at that time, hey!

It took a long time for him to realize again, he still had a little impression of this plot, so he said it was impossible to forget all of it, so happy, haha.

However, the facts proved that it was impossible for Bai Shangfeng to continue talking to the owner while thinking, so what happened next was messed up.

Bai Shangfeng originally wanted to gossip and change the topic and say, "Master, do you know why Huo Tianqing hugged Yan Laoban and left with a dejected face in the end", but he thought about the lesson from last night, and the sword god is not a girl. Alright, so I decided to obediently demonstrate yesterday's scene.

In fact, Bai Shangfeng probably thought it was enough for him to cooperate with him, but things are impermanent.

Xiao Huang, the chicken... didn't cooperate, and the following things took a 180° turnaround again.Is it just flying all over the sky?Tuya Tusen broken!

Bai Shangfeng thought for a moment: "Yesterday was Jiang's, I was talking to Lu Xiaofeng all the time."

Still didn't turn around.

"o(*￣▽￣*)ブThen, I was thrown on the table."

"And then, the horse flew in the air, and the chicken followed suit."

"After that, I will follow... to catch chickens."

Bai Shangfeng felt that he had to make it clear this time: "I didn't make the chicken fly... It probably thought it was a bird, and it jumped into the lotus pond in the end because it thought it was a duck in its subconscious mind."

Conscience of heaven and earth, last night Bai Shangfeng really made a big soy sauce.It's almost fishing, and I have done everything that needs to be done.

Regardless of whether the sword god listened to it or not, Bai Shangfeng said it anyway, and then he heard that he was a bird, which confirmed what Bai Shangfeng thought in his heart.

"Owner, it's flying again, look! Chicken! Ah!" Bai Shangfeng pointed at the chicken and suddenly realized that the situation was not good, so he planned to run away.

Ximen Chuuxue: "..." Probably few people can treat the owner of the villa so vividly.

Bai Shangfeng felt that if the owner didn't hide, it would be bad luck!But he felt wrong, hehe, and then the owner shot down the flying chicken. He didn't need any weapons at all, just a cup.

"Master, I'm going to the toilet... Ah, it's the toilet... Eh, it's still not right... I'll run away!" Bai Shangfeng didn't have time to feel sorry for the chicken, and ran out while letting go of his legs. He was so looking forward to it before The owner of the pastor looked at him with a smirk, but it was too late to run away at this time.

The owner didn't stand up and catch Bai Shangfeng and started beating him. This is not his style. He didn't look angry at first, if Leng was angry... In short, another cup that has not been touched at all has suffered.

Huh no, Bai Shangfeng finally caught it with a jumping motion.

Bai Shangfeng obediently walked in front of the Sword God, and was drawn as it should be. Although there was no burning pain this time, he still didn't dare to touch it, and he heard the very precious teachings from Brother Ximen Sheng who read the ten-year pornographic book: "Temperature Unrepentant, unrepentant."

"Oh..." Bai Shangfeng lowered his head, it was impossible for him to listen. Why are the lines so familiar?You are sure you are not talking about the Monkey King, the owner of the stubborn temperament?Bajie is not so noisy!Brother Mingming is kind and kind, just like Tang Seng.

When Bai Shangfeng's brain was distorted to the extreme, the owner took out a white bottle, which Bai Shangfeng said was very small.However, after the twitch just now, Bai Shangfeng became more determined that the owner should not stay by his side... no wonder!You must follow the master!It's a must!He was such a little bitch.

Seeing the bottle, Bai Shangfeng asked, "The owner?"

Ximen Chuuxue: "Apply the medicine yourself."

Before Bai Shangfeng had time to be moved, he saw that his chicken was beaten into a fool, but it finally stood up unsteadily, crawled to the leg of Sword God, and fell down again with a "plop".

Is it the same when you are fucking dead!If you like Sword God so much, you slept with him!

"This is the fucking little expert who moved China's elbows..." Brother Feng wiped his nose and looked at Jianshen with enthusiasm. Oh, he knew it when he saw Jianshen. Yan control, but I feed you the food every day. I raised you so much and walked with you for so long, ah ah, I have no conscience!Forget it, he shouldn't argue with a chicken.

At some point, Bai Shangfeng heard the pouring rain outside, which was very heavy.

Holding the medicine, Bai Shangfeng imagined what it would be like if he wiped it by himself, and then said cheerfully: Owner, the injury is on the back, I can't reach it.And it hurts so much! "

"Find someone else."

"Thank you, I will go back to the house and apply the medicine by myself." Bai Shangfeng felt that the sword god was arrogant, he must be!That's right!But he can't push his feet, can he?So he took the medicine silently and left, and then he thought, there is still a chicken under the feet of Sword God?take it away?Bai Shangfeng looked at the stupid chicken whose arm was always turned outward, and walked away with his heart.

When I arrived at my own room, it was actually next door to Sword God.

Take the good medicine... Ah, I have been melancholy since I just took the medicine. Bai Shangfeng felt that it hurt even more after taking the medicine. It was so cool... The scene of entanglement with the sword god just now was too frenzied, and there were too many pitfalls, so Bai Shangfeng still didn't go thought about it.

I've been with the owner for so long... Forget it, let's take a look at the Yan Kong Chicken.

He started kicking the chicken that was so stupid that it was insane, and when it didn't respond, he kicked it again.

Still no response, kicked again.

"I can't wake up and I can't eat."

The chicken woke up, stood up unsteadily, saw Bai Shangfeng next to him, and fell asleep again.

Lao Tzu's face is so invisible to you! ?Bai Shangfeng looked at this chicken that was too stupid to be cured, so he was filled with emotion.

When you eat it in the future, you must start from the shoulders!And it has to be baked!And all kinds of hair plucking!Pull alive!

Thinking of Bai Shangfeng's hunger here, he resisted the thought of wanting to sleep like a chicken for a while, so he put on his coat.

The author has something to say:

Brain Hole Theater:

Bai Shangfeng looked at the chicken at the owner's feet.

Then look at the owner: you don't plan to say anything?

Shouldn't it be "hey your chicken"?

Then I yelled "No, is it your chicken!?"

Although the plot is corny

But it’s really exciting to think about it this way!yes!what! [get out]