windy man

Sixteen chapters

It's probably been so unscrupulous for a few months...

Every day he spends more time with his life than he eats. Today, the whole village except Ximen Chuixuebai Shangfeng is probably happy. Let me talk about the reason why Brother Feng is in a bad mood today...

It was like this, he was thrown out to fend for himself, Bai Shangfeng suddenly remembered the scene of his first Spring Festival in this world.In the past, he always went home for the Chinese New Year, and dumplings and vinegar are essential things for the Spring Festival Gala.

But... He blew snow for a day during the Chinese New Year, so I won't say anything about it. No matter what time it was, even during the New Year, Bai Shangfeng didn't feel that this place was popular at all.

He insisted on not leaving until now because he was practicing light kung fu, of course, it is much better than before, his goal is actually not big, that is, he can not be smoked when he dies in front of Ximen Chuuxue, imagine him You will know how exciting it is to suddenly fly away when you are about to get your bento.

Just when he was bored, he heard someone talking, and he was squatting at the gate now.

Bai Shangfeng was silent for a long time after seeing the person coming, "Why are you here?"

Lu Xiaofeng: "I'm here to find Ximen Chuuxue, what's wrong with you."

"It was just thrown out." Bai Shangfeng looked indifferent, but he stood up and asked, "Chicken, why are you looking for the owner?"

"This...ask him for help!" Lu Xiaofeng felt that there was no need not to tell Bai Shangfeng, now that it was getting dark, and because of the setting that the Heavenly King and Lao Tzu would not be there after dark, he had to go in quickly, so he didn't care about Bai Shangfeng to knock Door.

"It's useless." Bai Shangfeng lowered his head, "If I could open it, I would have opened it a long time ago. The housekeeper probably hasn't passed menopause recently, so he started smoking directly." He is Brother Feng.

Knocking on the door didn't seem to be heard, so Lu Xiaofeng knocked on the door instead, and asked Bai Shangfeng, "What did you do?" After thinking about it, he suddenly said, "You've been here all this time?"

Bai Shangfeng looked into the distance and lamented that time flies so fast and it’s been a year, but he doesn’t seem to get anything, such as money, such as beautiful women, and the only girl is still missing. It must be my posture to capture the plot No, looked at the impatient Lu Xiaofeng: "Yes, I didn't do anything."

"Impossible, if you don't do something, you won't be Bai Shangfeng." Lu Xiaofeng also lowered his head, and suddenly thought of a way, "Go and call the door."

"No, they will throw me further away." Bai Shangfeng lowered his head even lower.

Lu Xiaofeng: "How did you offend Ximen Chuuxue?"

Bai Shangfeng thought about it, he didn't want to answer this question, he only offended the people in the village: "Forget it, I'll call the door."

Then he went straight to the door and lowered his voice: "Mrs. Hao Lu Xiaofeng is here, don't you! Open! The door!!"

No one spoke at the door.

If you have the ability to drive brother out, you can open the door if you have the ability, Bai Shangfeng shrugged: "The whole village may have gone to dinner haha, usually they eat early, if you are not afraid of being stabbed to death by the owner, you can go over the wall like that .”

Lu Xiaofeng thought about the feasibility of the matter: "..."

In short, they waited for about a stick of incense before the door slowly opened.

Bai Shangfeng was very calm, followed Lu Xiaofeng into the room, it is impossible for this group of people to behave badly in front of Lu Xiaofeng, right?

When seeing Ximen Chuixue, Bai Shangfeng was looking at Lu Xiaofeng, when Ximen Chuixue was looking at Lu Xiaofeng, Bai Shangfeng was looking at Lu Xiaofeng, when Lu Xiaofeng was stroking his beard and thinking about what to say, Bai Shangfeng was looking at Lu Xiaofeng, when Lu Xiaofeng was wondering, Bai Shangfeng was still looking at Lu Xiaofeng.

Lu Xiaofeng: "Bai Shangfeng, turn around."

Bai Shangfeng: "Oh." Then he started to look at Ximen Chuuxue, and he had to say that the sword god was very calm.

Then Lu Xiaofeng and Ximen Chuixue started the ancient dragon style, and Bai Shangfeng stood there to watch Xilu and other things, and thought about whether it would be cute if it was written.

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Are you really satisfied?"

Ximen Chuuxue said indifferently: "Because my requirements are not high."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "So you never begged anyone?"

For some unknown reason, Ximen Chuuxue looked at Bai Shangfeng and said, "Never."

Are these two related?Could it be that if you are completely satisfied, you will not ask for help?Or is it not completely satisfied to ask for help?Or was Lu Xiaofeng dissatisfied and came to beg Ximen Chuuxue?Or Ximen Chuuxue knew she was satisfied so she wouldn't agree to Lu Xiaofeng?And what is it that you are asking for? It is very fascinating.

Has Bai Shangfeng read the original work?No, at best he just watched it in movies, and the most recent one was two years ago. He just opened it because the editor reminded him that if we don’t update the article, we can sell it to friends. But Bai Shangfeng thought about it, no Ah, isn't she a soft girl?Then there is no later.

Because the readers had already made a villain for him, the Internet was cut off at that time, and the electricity was gone. At that time, the only food to eat at that time was the instant noodles at the bottom of the box and the boiled water from the day before yesterday.Pfft, there is a plot and I don’t know how to solve it. Is it really impossible to die?When Bai Shangfeng was thinking about these things.

Lu Xiaofeng said: "So someone came to beg you, but you refused to agree?"

Ximen Chuixue said, "No."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "No matter who is begging you, no matter what it is begging for, you will not agree?"

Ximen Chuixue said: "What I want to do, I don't need others to ask me, otherwise it doesn't matter who I am."

Lu Xiaofeng: "Even if you burn your house down?"

Ximen Chuuxue: "Who will burn my house down?"

Bai Shangfeng finally couldn't bear his temper at this time, and pointed at him: "He." A lot of ancient dragon bodies are actually for the sake of being cool and flamboyant.

Lu Xiaofeng who was about to speak: "..."

Ximen Chuixue gave Bai Shangfeng a cold look.

Lu Xiaofeng: "I came here this time to ask you to help me with something. I promised others that if you refuse to go out, I will set fire to your house and burn it clean."

"..." Who is the other person, and what kind of logic is this?No one came to Wanmei Villa a few times a year. The first one came to burn down the house. Facing this person, Bai Shangfeng only wanted to say four words, "Please take me." He accidentally said it.

Ximen Chuuxue seemed quite happy, but of course it wasn't to Bai Shangfeng, he said a lot at that time, and even said that he could start the fire from the warehouse, Bai Shangfeng immediately boiled, since he came here, he didn't kill anyone and set fire, today he will burn the sword god After returning to the house, you can still take out your hands and show off with your friends.

The only pity is that Bai Shangfeng can't click without his mobile phone.

Bai Shangfeng, who was contemplating burning down the house, seemed to hear a click suddenly. Hey, is there a camera?Looking down, the chair is broken.

Even Bai Shangfeng, who has poor hearing, can hear it, and the protagonist can hear it even more.Bai Shangfeng suddenly wondered if if he yelled into their ears, it would be useless from now on.

Lu Xiaofeng smiled smugly at this moment.

Bai Shangfeng decided to put his ideas into practice on Lu Xiaofeng in the future, such as burning down his house.In fact, he is very embarrassing. Now, fortunately, they are not people who care about small things. Bai Shangfeng thinks that there is no need to follow the protagonist wherever he goes, so he plans to retreat for a while so that they can catch up.

When he finished thinking about this, Ximen Chuuxue was telling Lu Xiaofeng that nothing could impress him, for example, shaving off his beard.

Seeing Lu Xiaofeng's constipated expression, Bai Shangfeng couldn't bear it and said, "Let me help you...Forget it, you laughed so happily just now, I'd better go and cool off."

But... what does Lu Xiaofeng look like when he shaves his beard?Bai Shangfeng tried to make up his mind, and immediately felt that the owner of the villa was too wise.Resisting the mood of calling the housekeeper and the others to watch, Ximen Chuuxue spoke again at this time: "How?"

Yo, owner, what are you doing to make things difficult for others all of a sudden!And it looks so happy, let me be happy with you.

Lu Xiaofeng stroked the beard that had been with him for many years, and said for a long time, "Shave." Then the sword god watched Bai Shangfeng mess with him with a dagger, and his speed was absolutely resolute.

The dagger was always carried by Qiu'er, in the end it was put on Bai Shangfeng's place when he didn't need it, and he took it with him when he thought it was useful. He didn't expect that he didn't meet such a thief or killer, and the first time he showed his might was in Lu Xiaofeng's place. , the protagonist of this world... used it on his body.

Ximen Chuixue looked at Lu Xiaofeng, Lu Xiaofeng touched the place where the beard used to grow, he couldn't laugh or cry, Bai Shangfeng clapped his hands and watched Ximen Chuuxue go to see Lu Xiaofeng off, brother can only help you here.

After Sword God came back, he gave Bai Shangfeng a cold look.

Even if he is a social waste, he probably knows how to communicate with the sword god during this time. He said: "Master, are you going to leave the village? What happened this morning is like this. They plan to let me fend for myself."

"Yeah." Ximen Chuixue paused, "How's the practice of Rijian these days?"

"..." With a sword?Did you say practice sword?when?These days... Isn't it the lightness work that was promised?

"I thought you wanted to fight me, but now." Ximen Chuuxue stopped here, looked at Bai Shangfeng who was crying, and changed the subject wisely, "As for leaving the village, we will leave today."

"Hey, owner, go slowly." I'm here waiting for you to come back, waiting for you to come back and see the peach blossoms bloom!Hey, it’s April now, the peach blossoms are already in bloom, and the mountains and plains are full of flowers!

Ximen Chuixue shook his head, looking at Bai Shangfeng whose heart was full of flowers: "You go too."

"What?" Bai Shangfeng looked serious on the surface, but he was worried in his heart. The owner of the villa is not what I thought!It's really not what I thought, I'm not ready to say it now!

Ximen Chuuxue: "I don't worry if you stay here. Pack your bags."

Bai Shangfeng: "..."

What's going on in my heart: I'd rather never ask. What you said must mean that you don't dislike me, but that you have taken a fancy to me.

"In my previous life, I must have cheated the whole world. Otherwise, how could I have become such an unexpectedly tragic, weird, and miserable boy?" Bai Shangfeng complained to himself while packing his things.

Seeing the women's clothing on the side, I immediately picked it up with bad thoughts.The dagger is a good thing, and it will be used to increase the favorability of the protagonist in the future.And... Do you want to return the owner's sword wiping cloth?

In fact, he did not forget Ximen Chuuxue's question about practicing swords, and he picked himself up as a joke, and he didn't know about practicing swords since he hadn't seen the owner for more than a month. Only the maid Wang Daman and my dear housekeeper are left.

Anyway, these two guys never talked about swords or anything, let alone, cheating, Bai Shangfeng was worried that he would burst into tears just thinking about it.

Just as he was picking up his things, there was a creak - the door opened.

The author has something to say:

I'm sorry I was wrong jj also smoked the motherfucker and sent it again, buddy, don't leave me! ! ! !