Really stunning and fake high cold [net match]

Mother Chu only stayed in City A for two days before flying back to City F, which made both Chu Hanyuan and Su Zixi heave a sigh of relief.

As for the final exam next week, Su Zixi has almost finished his review. After being forced by Chu Hanyuan to do a few ancient Chinese test papers, he seems to have found a little sense.

This afternoon, Chu Hanyuan chose some exercises from the back of the ancient Chinese textbook for Su Zixi to write. Seeing Su Zixi's boss's reluctance, Chu Hanyuan had no choice but to compromise: "If the error rate of these questions does not exceed [-]%, Then your review week is over early, okay?"

"Deal!" With Chu Hanyuan's words, Su Zixi, who was pouting all over his mouth, finally went to write the topic happily with his textbook in his arms.

After Su Zixi finished his homework, Chu Hanyuan checked his answers and found that he only got one question wrong. You must know that ancient Chinese is the worst subject among all Su Zixi's homework.

"Not bad!" Chu Hanyuan looked at Su Zixi who was sitting beside him nervously waiting for the result, "I only got one question wrong, and it's much better than I imagined."

"That's necessary! You don't even look at who wrote it!" Su Zixi's face was full of "come and praise me", like a big rooster with its head high.

Chu Hanyuan put the book down, stood up, patted Su Zixi on the head, and said, "As expected of my Shoujun, he has a future! I've decided that if you don't get an average score of [-] in any exam in the future, I will I'll grab you and spank you!"

Su Zixi: "..."

Are you sure this is the correct way to compliment?How shy you are for spanking!

That night, Chu Hanyuan decided to take Su Zixi to eat Malatang as a reward.If you want to ask why eating Malatang can be regarded as a reward, it is because in Chu Hanyuan's mind, Malatang is not a healthy food, so according to the agreement between him and Su Zixi, Su Zixi can only eat Malatang half a time a month, that is to say, actually Su Zixi can only eat once every two months.

It was a food that you liked very much, but now it is stipulated that you can only touch it once every two months. Do you think you really want to eat it?

Whether you know it or not, Su Zixi knows anyway, so when Chu Hanyuan said to eat Malatang, he agreed with both hands and feet.

Su Zixi was happy, and Chu Hanyuan's mood improved involuntarily.At six o'clock in the afternoon, he took Su Zixi out. He planned to take Su Zixi to a famous local malatang shop that catered to couples.

As soon as they walked into the store, waiters enthusiastically surrounded them and asked them if they wanted to sit in a lively place or a quieter place.The quieter location is equivalent to the elegant seat in the hotel, and the seat for two people is still a swing style, but it costs 50 yuan more.

Su Zixi was very interested in the private seats at first, after all, it was the first time he knew that eating Malatang could be so expensive, but when he heard that there would be an extra 50 yuan, he backed down.He couldn't eat anything worth 50 yuan, so he had to pay [-] yuan for this seat, which was really not worth it.

When Su Zixi was struggling, he heard Chu Hanyuan say, "Be quiet."

The waiter was a cute girl with a ponytail. Her gaze swung between Chu Hanyuan and Su Zixi a few times, and then she showed a treacherous expression of "So that's it".

The private seat is on the second floor, and the waiter sister led the two of them upstairs, and took the menu for them to order.

Taking advantage of the time when the waiter sister was called away by the people in the next room, Su Zixi grabbed Chu Hanyuan's hand and shook it violently for a while, then lowered her voice and said, "It's so expensive, why are we here?"

"Others say this place is delicious, besides, I can't take you to a random roadside stall, right?" Chu Hanyuan glanced at Su Zixi, then lowered his head and continued to browse the menu.

"What the hell, it's not eating where you eat. Just call me if you have more money! Don't put it in other people's pockets, okay?" Su Zixi also flipped through a few pages of the menu, and was immediately startled by the price. "I'll go, this is the rhythm that Malatang can't afford!"

"Okay, just order whatever you want, and you'll know why it's expensive after you eat it." Chu Hanyuan still looked at the menu calmly, "Do you want to eat fried squid? The fried chicken wings here are also delicious. There are all kinds of meat skewers are very good.”

Su Zixi swallowed, and asked hesitantly, "Are you sure you brought enough money? I suspect I'll have to eat a few hundred."

"You can eat it boldly, you can also swipe your card here, I won't have to mortgage you here even if I eat Mala Tang." Chu Hanyuan held Su Zixi's hand behind his back, and gently stroked Su Zixi's tender skin with his thumb. The back of the hand, "I will take you out to eat more delicious food in the future. Our goal is to taste delicious food from all over the world!"

"Don't think you can seduce me with food! I wouldn't be so unscrupulous and fall into your arms so easily!" Su Zixi insisted.

"Do you want to eat anything?" The waitress came back, and she saw Chu Hanyuan and Su Zixi's holding hands with sharp eyes.

The waiter girl came too suddenly, and Su Zixi hadn't had time to react, so as soon as he noticed the waiter girl's fixed eyes, he retracted his hand like lightning, then looked at Chu Hanyuan with disgust, and asked Said: "What are you doing? Although we are all men, it's not good to touch other people's hands casually, right?"

Chu Hanyuan: "..."

We're all here to eat couples Malatang, do you dare not pretend to be okay? !

"Oh, don't be shy!" The waitress girl changed instantly. She stared at Su Zixi with glowing eyes, as if she couldn't wait to pounce on him. There is a special promotion for half of the bill. Congratulations to the two customers who have become the first customers to enjoy this event! By the way, can you ask for a group photo?"

"This is inconvenient, I'm sorry." Chu Hanyuan stopped Su Zixi from opening his mouth to agree with his eyes. He smiled and looked at the waitress girl.

The waitress girl was obviously disappointed, but seeing Chu Hanyuan's smiling face that couldn't find anything wrong with it, she also smiled slowly and said, "Your meals will be delivered soon, first I wish you two dinners Happy! I'm just outside, call me whenever you need anything."

Not long after the waiter sister left, two bowls of mala tang and two dishes of deep frying were brought up.Su Zixi sniffed, it seemed that it was really delicious just by smelling it.The soup of Malatang is very clear, not as cloudy as the ones sold outside, and the fried chicken wings are golden, not as over-fried as the ones sold outside.

Su Zixi first picked up a chopstick and tasted it, then picked up a piece of pig's blood and took a bite, then he officially started the "Xuanmai" mode, and he couldn't stop!

The tofu bites into the mouth as if it can slide directly down the throat, soft and delicate; the feet have been cut into pieces and placed on the plate, crispy and fluffy; the squid has both squid whiskers and squid slices, full of chewiness ; The surface of the tenderloin is brushed with a layer of sweet chili sauce, which is sweet and spicy.

Seeing Su Zixi eating chopsticks in one hand and eating chicken wings in the other, Chu Hanyuan knew that the dinner was a success and did not disappoint Su Zixi.

When Su Zixi cleaned up all the food in front of him, the first sentence he said was: "I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm dying!"

The second sentence immediately followed was: "You shouldn't eat so much, how much weight will you gain?"

After resting for more than ten seconds, the third sentence was: "Can I pack another copy and take it home for supper?"

"Didn't we agree to eat it once every two months?" Chu Hanyuan took out a tissue and handed it to Su Zixi, "Wipe your mouth."

"Do you really want to implement it firmly?" Su Zixi touched her chubby belly, "How about we take a step back and change it to once a month?"

While taking pictures of the empty dishes, Chu Hanyuan said to Su Zixi, "I don't think I've ever treated you badly, have I? It's set once every two months. When you finish your final exam, I'll take you there. Eat seafood barbecue, okay?"

"Every time you use food to seduce me!" Su Zixi was taken aback for a while, he looked back at himself, and then "hush" at Chu Hanyuan, "Don't talk, just listen!"

Chu Hanyuan listened attentively, and it seemed that several women were chatting. Their voices sounded very excited, but they spoke so fast that it was hard to hear what they were talking about.With Chu Hanyuan's only knowledge of women, what can make women so excited is mostly gossip.Chu Hanyuan was not interested in these things, and he had eaten up all the food on the table, so he was going to take Su Zixi home.

However, as soon as Chu Hanyuan raised his head, he saw Su Zixi listening with great interest, smiling coyly while listening.

Su Zixi noticed that Chu Hanyuan was staring at him strangely, so he asked Chu Hanyuan, "Did you hear that? They said I was so cute, and even said that I was very lovable!"

Su Zixi sat on the swing chair swinging back and forth, held his head up for a while, and then said: "Haha, they know that you are so kind to me, I will definitely eat you to death! You say, you Is it because I am cute that you like me?"

"No, I like you because I like to take care of people." Chu Hanyuan pulled Su Zixi up from his seat, "You are so stupid, if I don't follow you, I'm afraid you will get lost or be sold out. "

"Then why did you know my character so quickly? To be honest, didn't you have your eye on me a long time ago?" Su Zixi hugged Chu Hanyuan's arm, his eyes full of anticipation.

"Who made you so stupid?" Chu Hanyuan asked back, "If you are not careful, you meet my special criteria for choosing a spouse."

Su Zixi: "..."

Is this still true love?Can we still have fun together?I think I don't read much, so I can't understand that this idiom is not used in this way! ! !

Su Zixi, who was full of food, patted her full belly contentedly, and walked home slowly with Chu Hanyuan.

"There is food, clothing, and you. Life is so beautiful! This situation makes me want to compose a poem," Su Zixi, who was blown by the breeze, couldn't help feeling elated. He pondered for a moment, and he was really full of Emotionally recited, "Ah, I like that you're full, like stuffed..."

Chu Hanyuan: "...stay away from me, don't tell anyone that I know you, of course, it's best not to let others know that you know me."

"It's late," Su Zixi moved closer to Chu Hanyuan's side, and he was almost glued to Chu Hanyuan's body, "You've been in my hands for the rest of your life, accept your fate early!"

"Am I the only one who fell into it? Aren't we all at the bottom of the pit?" Chu Hanyuan held Su Zixi's hand, and the two of them stood by the side of the road, waiting for the red light to turn green.

"Honestly, that Malatang is really delicious." Su Zixi licked his lips eagerly, "However, even so, I still want to accuse you of discriminating against our 'Diaosi' clan!"

"Where did I show discrimination? I can give you better, and I want to give you better. If you don't want it, then we won't come next time." Chu Hanyuan's face was full of "indifferent", anyway He doesn't like eating spicy soup very much.

"Hey! You must stick to your point of view. Why do you think you give up so easily?" Su Zixi poked Chu Hanyuan's arm.

The two of them just took a walk and walked all the way home.

When she got home, Su Zixi went to take a bath immediately and changed into SpongeBob's pajamas.Then……

At eight o'clock in the evening, Chu Hanyuan was watching TV. Su Zixi slowly moved to his side, lay on his shoulder, and exhaled like blue: "Master, go take a shower, it's time to sleep~~"

"Did you take the wrong medicine?" Chu Hanyuan touched Su Zixi's forehead, "It's only eight o'clock, you go to bed so early, are you planning to get up early tomorrow morning to rob the bank?"

Su Zixi: "..."

At nine o'clock in the evening, Chu Hanyuan was still watching a movie. Su Zixi touched his side again, and said shyly, "It's nine o'clock, and you still haven't taken a shower? Oh, why don't you take a shower first~~"

"Why are you in such a hurry?" Chu Hanyuan looked at Su Zixi suspiciously, "Do you want to do something bad while I'm taking a shower?"

Su Zixi: "..." You really think too much @(￣-￣)＠

At ten o'clock in the evening, Chu Hanyuan finally turned off the TV and went to take a shower.Su Zixi turned on the air conditioner and climbed onto Chu Hanyuan's bed. He wrapped himself in a blanket with satisfaction, and waited for Chu Hanyuan to come out after taking a shower.

So, Chu Hanyuan came out of the bathroom wearing a bathrobe, and saw a large lump of meat on his bed at a glance.

"What's your situation? Why are you wrapping yourself up like a silkworm baby?" Chu Hanyuan reached out to pull Su Zixi's blanket.

"Let go!" Su Zixi struggled a few times, revealing a small red face, and said coyly, "Stop teasing me, I'm not wearing underwear."

"Then you should put it on!" Chu Hanyuan said without knowing it.

"But..." Su Zixi sat up wrapped in a quilt, he realized that he might have misunderstood Chu Hanyuan, "Aren't you going to eat me tonight?"

Chu Hanyuan blinked his eyes, but he couldn't comprehend Su Zixi's meaning for a moment.After being silent for a long time, Chu Hanyuan felt that he seemed to understand a little bit. He thought about it, but he really couldn't think of when he made such a hint, so that Su Zixi had such an off-line understanding.

"Did I say that? So you just thought we were going to... what?"

"Since you didn't have this plan, why did you suddenly take me to eat Malatang?" Su Zixi seemed more surprised than Chu Hanyuan.

Chu Hanyuan was stunned. Eating Malatang has half a dime to do with exercising at night?Who stipulates that after eating Mala Tang for dinner, you have to do something that will be harmed at night?

"Is there any relationship between the two?" Chu Hanyuan obviously couldn't keep up with Su Zixi's out-of-the-ordinary thinking.

"Mala Tang! Do you know what the initials of these three words are?" Su Zixi looked at Chu Hanyuan who had fallen into self-doubt with a foolish expression on his face, "MLT! MakeLoveTonight! Do you understand?! "

Chu Hanyuan: "..."

Do the children in the Chinese department now have such unique insights into pinyin?I really want to talk to the tutor of the Chinese Department to talk about life!

For the first time, Chu Hanyuan deeply felt that he had derailed from the times.

The author has something to say: *Si's "*" character will be harmonized, so write "hang", please forgive me. .

I twisted my neck yesterday, it hurts so much. . .

You said that if I twist hard, can I twist my neck back to its original position?If I die, if I twist my neck off, do you think I will be the most bizarre person in the world? ==

#West is a little theater that is not fun at all#

Shou Jun: Hey, you have no interest in me at all!I'm all naked, lying on the bed, you don't even want to pounce on me! ! !

Gong Jun: ...

Shoujun: You definitely don’t like me, you × impotent! ! ! !

Gong Jun: ...

Shou Jun: I don't want to talk to you anymore, if I talk to you again, I will be Shou! ! ! !

Gong Jun: [-]! [-]! [-]!

Shoujun: You bad guy, you threaten me, let me go! ! !It's too late now! ! !

Gong Jun: Dear, are you cracking down now?What do you say that the indescribable parts below my neck and the indescribable parts below your neck can do something?Rest early!

Thanks to popo, Yuemou, if you don’t complain, you will die from the stars (Bian Bian)’s overlord ticket support, kiss me, okay~~