Mountain Rabbit

1: What is your breed?

Little Prince: White Rabbit.

Big Monster: Black Wolf.

2: What is your age?

Little Prince: You are only ten years old now.There used to be more than 1000.

Big Monster: Bigger than him anyway.

3: What is the gender?

Little boy: Mr. Da.

Big Monster: Gong.

4: What is your personality like?

Little Son: Be meek, I have a good temper.

Big monster: I have a bad temper, don't mess with me.

(The author is trembling)

5: The character of the other party?

Little boy: very handsome.

(Author: character)

Little boy: Very handsome.

(Author: uh...)

Big Monster: Pretty good.

6: When did the two meet?Where?

Little Prince: On my mountain.

Big Monster: On my mountain.

Little Son: It's my mountain!

Big Monster: Take care of yours and yours, and don't rob you.

7: The first impression of the other party?

Little Son: Bandits.

Big Monster: Delicious.

8: What do you like about each other?

Little boy: Handsome.

Big Monster: Cute...huh?Handsome is gone?

Little Son: What about me!The cuteness is gone?

Big Monster: Of course more than that, I like everything about you.

The little boy just smiled.

9: What do you hate about each other?

Little son: He loves to eat meat, loves to scare people, and teaches his son indiscriminately.

Big Monster: Never took the initiative before.

Little Son: Didn't you say you like everything about me?

Big Monster: I like everything except I didn’t take the initiative before.

Little Prince (very angry): I hate you!all!I hate hair!

10: Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Little Son: Not good at all, I hate him.

Big Monster: If he says it’s not good, it’s not good.

The little boy sniffed and wanted to cry.

The big monster hugged and booed: "Okay, okay, we are the best match, no more nonsense in the future."

11: What do you call each other?

Young Master: Shao Qun.

Big monster: Baby, Xiuxiu, daughter-in-law, wife, ancestor.

12: How would you like to be called by the other party?

Little Son: But...can you tell the truth...

(Author: Of course, you are asking the truth.)

Little Son (shy): Treasure... baby, he was so happy when he called me that in a low voice...

(Author: The big monster will call Xiuxiu more baby in the future.)

Big Monster: That's up to you.

(Author: What do you want to be called by Xiuxiu?)

Big monster: Xianggong.

Little boy: I don't want it.

13: If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other party is?

Little Son: It's a wolf.

Big Monster: He is a born rabbit.

14: If you want to give a gift to the other party, would you give it?

Little Boy: Carrots.

Big Monster: Carrot.

15: So what gift would you like for yourself?

Little Boy: Carrots.

Big Monster: New Son.

16: Any dissatisfaction with the other party?What is it normally?

Little son: I love meat. I secretly eat it without telling me. If you kiss me after eating, I won't let you kiss me.

Big monster: If you eat a little meat, you won't let kiss, and you will get angry if you don't kiss when you do, so it's hard to serve a little ancestor.

17: What is your problem?

Little boy: Love to rub your hair?

Big monster: likes to eat alive.

18: What's wrong with the other party?

Little Prince: You don't listen to me.How many times have I told him some things, but I just don't listen. I want little rabbits every day, and it's very troublesome to have too many babies.

Big Monster: After recovering the memory, having a child is enough to live a life of retirement.I don't know how many more children are better for the elderly.

Little Prince: I'm still a young monster!Not pension!is life!

19: What kind of things does the other party do that make you unhappy?

Little son: Take the child to do bad things together, acquiescing to him pulling out his husband's beard and then attaching it to his beard or something.

Big monster: getting too close to other males.

20: What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Little Prince: Take out the bad things he did one by one.

Big Monster: There are too many to count, so you should ask him.

21: How far has your relationship reached?

Little Son: Ah!

Don't ask me this, I won't say it!

Big Monster: How much more is it? It is the most intimate level. The rabbit is raised by me, and the human is also mine.

22: Where was the first date?

Little Son: Take a walk on the mountain.

Big monster: Watching the moon at night, he looks very beautiful at the moon.

23: How was the atmosphere between the two at that time?

Little boy: I'm a little shy.

Big Monster: Tranquility, it is very happy to see him.

24: How far has it progressed by then?

Little Prince: It was just the beginning...why do you always ask some embarrassing questions?

Big monster (to appease Shunmao): Just kick it after using it, just perfunctory it.

25: A frequent date spot?

Little Son: On the top of the mountain.

Big monster: go shopping on the top of the mountain, or down the mountain.

26: What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Little Prince (happy): Carrot dinner, green grass cold side dish.

Big Monster (looking at the vegan feast): I don't want to celebrate my birthday.Give it to him, maybe the hair on the tail.

27: Which party confessed first?

Little Son: I...

Big Monster: It's actually him...

28: How much do you like each other?

Little Boy: I like it very much.

Big Monster: What a problem.

29: So, do you love each other?

Little Prince: Of course, you will not be happy if you are not by my side.

Big Monster: If you don't love him, he loves you.

30: What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Little boy: Be good, just listen to me once, and I will always listen to you from now on.Then he said that every time, he was not obedient at all, and brought his son down.

Big Monster: Needless to say, just cry, once you cry, you will be fine.

31: If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

The little boy was stunned for a long time.

Then it was a stunned dumb rabbit.

Big Monster: Xiuxiu!Xiuxiu!What did you do to my daughter-in-law!madman!

32: Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Little Son: No, if you don't like me anymore, I'll take the child and run away.

Big Monster: I can't imagine his change of heart, he loves me so much.

Little Son: You stink and shameless!

33: What if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?

Little Son: Sleep on your stomach and bask in the sun.

Big monster: violent.Don't think about it at night.

34: What's your favorite part of the other person's body?

Little Son: Mao!

Big Monster: Ass.

35: The other party's sexy expression?

Little Prince: Smile lightly, and then speak in my ear.The air he exhales is warm and comfortable, and it can dry my ear hair.

Big Monster: ... Oh.

36: When two people are together, what makes your heart beat faster?

Little boy: He asked me: Why not go to see the moon.

Big Monster: When I laugh, the more idiotic I laugh, the more I like it.

37 Have you lied to the other party?Are you good at lying?

Little Son: No, I won't lie.

Big Monster: I don't bother to lie.At most, it was the time when I said I would come back but I didn't come back. It's not a lie, it's comfort.

38: What do you feel the happiest when doing something?

Little boy: Let's sleep together.

Big Monster: Sleep together.

39: Ever quarreled?

Little Son: Noisy.

Big Monster: Will quarrel.

40: What is the reason for the quarrel?

Little Prince: I can't give birth to a baby.

Big monster: He blames me for not being able to give birth to a child.

41: How to reconcile afterwards?

Little Son: He will coax me.

Big Monster: What else can I do, hug and coax.

42: Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Little Son: It's been transferred.

Big Monster: There is nothing to hope or not to hope for, that is for sure.

43: When will you feel loved?

Little Son: When you hug me to sleep.

Big monster: When you call my name in a dream.

The little boy blushed: ... Do I have it? !

Big monster: every day.

The little boy is so ashamed that he can't ask the following questions. (fog)

44: How do you express your love?

Little boy: Pull hair.

Big Monster: Sleeping Rabbit.

45: When will you feel that "you don't love me anymore"?

Little Son: When you don't let me squeeze.

Big Monster: Not at this time.

46: What do you like most about the other party?

Little Son: Take me down the mountain for a drive, accompany me to the vegetable market to buy carrots and vegetables.

Big Monster: Take the initiative to let me sleep.

47: Is there anything the two of you are hiding from each other?

Little son: I shouldn't have it... I was raised by him, and he knows everything.

Big Monster: It's not a secret, but he basically doesn't know my whole family, and he doesn't know about family affairs, and it's not a big deal, anyway, they will never meet in the underworld.

48: Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Little Son: I can't protect him.

Big Monster: No one dares to think about it.

Young Master Nu: What do you mean? !I can't protect you!

49: Is the relationship between the two public or secret?

Little Son: Open.

Big Monster: The whole world knows it.

50: Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Little Son: Yes, as long as there is hair.

Big Monster: Is that the only thing you can say to me?

51: Are you the attacker or the receiver?

Little Prince: What is attack and shou?

Big monster: Those who beat people and those who are beaten.

The little boy nodded: That's it.Then I choose to hit people.

52: Why such a decision?

Little son: I don't get beaten.

Big Monster: Whatever he chooses, I will choose what he has left.

53: Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Little Son: Very satisfied.

Big Monster: Very good.

54: Where did you have sex for the first time?

Little Prince: Forget... forgot...

Big Monster: Forgot.

The little boy jumped up: What did you say! !

Big Monster: You can forget why I can't?

Little Prince: But that was only 20 years ago.

Big Monster: That was hundreds of years ago.

55: How did you feel at that time?

Little Son: Forgot!

Big Monster: I want to love him forever.

The little boy was stunned.

Tears are about to fall.

I love you so much.

56: How did the other party look like at that time?

Little Prince: It must be very fierce.

Big monster: It's smooth and easy to touch. When it grabs its tail, it straightens its back and pushes up the little thing. It's very obedient.

57: On the morning of the first night, what was your first sentence?

Little Son: It hurts...

Big Monster: I will lick the pain for you.

58: How often do you have sex every month?

Little Son: More than a dozen times...

Big Monster: Not enough at all.

59: Ideally, how many times a month do you think is the best?

Little Prince: Considering the problem of giving birth to a bunny, it is better not to have sex if you don’t want to give birth.

Big Monster: The medicine is over, and he is safe for life now, but I can afford it and not be afraid.

60: How does it feel when you have sex?

Little Prince: Very tired... a little comfortable...

Big Monster: Cool, it’s not enough.

61: What is your most sensitive part?

Little Son: Hmm...

Big monster: As long as he touches me, I feel everywhere.

62: What is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Little Son: The legs...in the middle.

Big monster: ears, back, tail, waist, and buttocks

The young master said angrily: Don't say anything!

63: If you use one sentence to describe the other party in love?

Little Prince: I don't know how to control myself.

Big monster: Will act like a baby.

64: Honestly, do you enjoy having sex with each other?

Little Son: Hi, I like it...a little bit...

Big Monster: I definitely like it, I like everything about him, and I like it even more when I like it.

65: Where do you usually do it?

Little Son: On the bed.

Big Monster: On the bed.But when I take him for a drive, I will also play outside twice by the way. If my son is not there, I can actually go anywhere.

66: Which place do you want to try?

Little Son: No!

Big monster: someone else's house.

Little boy: what are you thinking!

Xiaohui: Don't even think about it!

67: Is the shower before or after?

Little Son: Both, the hair will get dirty.

Big Monster: Both, otherwise he would curse people.

68: Is there any agreement between the two when making love?

Little son: Every time he said that he would not do it too hard, but he just kept on doing it until dawn.

Big Monster: Who can bear this, do you think you are only a little bit cute?

69: Have you ever had sex with anyone other than your lover?

Little Son: No.

Big monster: There is only such a little rabbit in the world.

70: If you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body. Do you agree or disagree?

Little Prince: Abnormal, hooligan, shameless scum.

Big Monster: (What does it have to do with me) I think he is right.

71: What would you do if the other party was raped by thugs?

Little Son: ...Ah.Small story books dare not write like this.

Big Monster: I want to die!

72: Do you feel embarrassed before or after sex?

Little Prince (covering his face with his paws): There's no sense in doing such a thing.

Big Monster: I have.

Little Son: ...

73: If a good friend tells you that I'm lonely, so only tonight, please...and ask to do it once, will you?

Little Prince (seriously): Advise him not to covet temporary relief, if he wants to be completely freed from the suffering of the world of mortals, he might as well shave his head.

Big Monster: Tell him, what are you.

74: Do you think you are good at sex?

Young Master: ... Isn't it enough to lie still?Anyone who can sleep will do it.

Big Monster: ...It's all my work, I can't run out of strength on him.

75: What about the other party?

Little Prince: He is very good at it, so good at making Rabbit suspicious.

Big Monster: That was all practiced in your previous life, be good, don’t be jealous of yourself.

76: What do you want the other party to say when you are in love?

Little boy: I love you, um, I love you.Our rabbits are very contented.

Big Monster: He told me he still wanted it, although he never said it once.

77: What kind of expression do you prefer on the other side during sex?

Little Prince: Close your eyes and frown, then call me, he seems very comfortable... But I don't like him because he is too perverted.

Big monster: He has good-looking expressions, and he is tough at first glance.

78: Is it okay to have sex with someone other than your lover?

Little Son: Of course not, the elders will cause trouble, a rabbit can only follow one monster.

Big Monster: I only need one of him.

79: Are you interested in the other person's body?

Little Son: Yes! (excited) Maomao!And the belly is warm.

Big Monster: At least I have to be interested in him for thousands of years.

80: If the other party suddenly stopped asking for his body, what would you do?

Little Prince: It will feel very strange.

Big Monster: I think he doesn't love me.

Little Son: I didn't!I'm just embarrassed!

Big Monster: Then tonight you are up there and move by yourself.

81: What do you think about rape?

Little boy: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!How can you bully a rabbit!

Big monster: That is, the white rabbit is so cute, if you want to bully, you can bully the black rabbit.

Little Son: Black rabbits are not allowed either!Don't talk nonsense and be heard by his nephew!

82: What is more painful in making love?

Little Son: So big...

Big Monster: So small.

83: In the lovemaking so far, which place makes you most excited and anxious?

Little Prince: My own house.

Big monster: Once the black rabbit happened to be looking for him outside.

84: Has there ever been a case where Tutu took the initiative to seduce?

Little Prince: Yes... Rabbits can be in heat...

Big Monster: I used to be very active, but now, hum.

85: What was the big monster's reaction then?

Little Son: Like crazy.

Big monster: He has already taken the initiative, so I still pretend to be a wolf with a big tail.

Little Prince: You were originally.

86: Has he committed rape?

Little Son: A little coaxing, rape doesn't count...

Big Monster: I can't bear it, he really doesn't want me to do it.

87; What was the recipient's reaction at that time?

Little boy: Hey, why did he hit me?

Big Monster: He was asking how you reacted when I insisted on sleeping with you.

Little Prince: Oh... I don't remember...

Big Monster: As I remember, he would wag his short tail wildly.

The little boy covered his mouth: You are not allowed to say it!

88: Who is the ideal object of love for you?

Little Prince: I am very happy. I like him. He makes me feel comfortable again. He loves me very much.

Big monster: I raised it, and I can't help it.

89: Does the current partner meet your ideal?

The little boy smiled: Of course, Mao Shun is handsome and kind to me. I like him the most.

Big monster: I didn't think about having him so small before, but now I only want him.

90: Have you ever used props in sex?

Little Prince: (Naive and ignorant) What kind of props?

Big Monster: Consider using the baby's breath, carrots, and hay, all of which he likes.

(You don't miss the hay either)

91: How old was your first time?

Little Prince: Eight hundred years old.

Big Monster: Same as above.

92: Is the object your current lover?

Little Son: Yes!

Big monster: To the rabbit.

93: Where do you like to be kissed by the other party?

Little Son: Eyes.

Big Monster: Below.

Little Son: You rascal!

Big monster: I'm a hooligan.

94: What do you think about when you are in love?

Little Son: I didn't think about it... I was just shy...

Big monster: How can he be so cute, fuck, I found a treasure, so cool...

(It doesn't have to be so detailed...)

95: Where do you like to kiss each other?

Little Prince: Ears and eyes.

Big monster: I like everything, neck, tail, and chest, which are especially tender.

The little boy ran away in shame and indignation: I'm leaving, don't stop me.

(Author: It’s only the last few questions, so let’s persevere! Isn’t it your duty as a god to satisfy the curiosity of the people!)

Little Son: Then... that's fine.

96: What is the best way to please each other during sex?

Little boy: He always asks me to... suck... from the back, he said he would feel comfortable...

Big Monster: Just hit harder, he likes me to be a bit heavier.

Little Son: I didn't!

97: How many times have you had sex in one night?

Little Son: I can't remember...

Big Monster: From night to dawn, seven or eight times.

98: During sex, do you take off your clothes yourself or does the other party help you?

Little Son: He...

Big Monster: I picked it up.But he often turns into a rabbit and basks outside in the sun without clothes.

99: How many children do you think is better?

Little Prince: There is nothing good, just, restrain yourself, if you have it, you will still be born...

Big monster: If you can afford it, you can give birth as you please.

100: Finally, please say something to your lover!

Little Son: Don't kiss me after eating meat!

(Author: The obsession is really big...)

Big Monster: Okay, I will listen to you and everything.

(End of the article)