Mountain Rabbit

The big satyr has no interest in eating rabbits for the time being, but he is not stupid, since he made the wine, the faint aura overflowing from the wine is naturally his too.

After Shao Qun intentionally frightened people into unconsciousness again, he called Xiao Zhou.

"Your Majesty." Xiao Zhou flicked his loyal tail.

"You are fired."

Xiao Zhou's tail drooped: Oh.

"He seems to be very clear in calculating accounts, and he is not willing to let go of a penny in his calculations. He just happens to be an accountant."

"what about me?"

"From now on, you will be Mr. Clerk."

"What do we bandits want documents for?"

The big wolf demon's eyes were fierce, his tail was raised and his hair was blown up!

You ask one more question!

I want to arrange noodles!

Write it for me!

Xiao Zhou is the close entourage chosen by the king, and he will follow everything the king says, although I don't know what to write, but since the king ordered, I will write something casually.

"A Millennium Demon Wolf Meets an Innocent Rabbit", "I Found a Overlord in the Northwest", "The Bandit's Husband Loves Fiercely", "Days and Nights of Dominance on Rabbit Mountain", "Ten Royal Rabbits in One Night"

And so on.

According to the investigation at the foot of the mountain in recent months, this type of small story books sold better, and Xiao Zhou, who couldn't change his money-making nature, decided to develop some businesses other than robbery for the cottage.

Culture Industry.

write a book.

Shao Qun was about to turn around and go back to the house, when he saw the little rabbit opened the door and was quietly carrying a basket of carrots, intending to run away. After a deadly stare with him, he pretended nothing had happened and continued to sneak around. The cottage gate is gone.

Shao Qun: ...

"stop."

I did not hear.

"Otherwise I'll eat the rest of the rabbits."

The white figure paused: "Didn't you eat all of it?"

The black figure exhaled evil spirits and sneered, "I lied to you, I'm still alive."

"I'll give you back the carrots, and you give me all the rabbits, and we'll settle the matter, how about it?" He offered a vegetable basket with both hands.

"Do you think I look like a fool?"

Li Chengxiu: ...

Well.

Not quite.

"I need your help with something." Shao Qun snatched the basket with one hand, and lifted him up with the other. The little boy's feet were off the ground again, his limbs were dangling, he was carried into the wooden house, and he was thrown on the bed with a bang. Closing the doors and windows is a lot like a bandit doing something wrong.

Li Chengxiu covered his ears and retreated into the corner: "What do you want to do?"

The big monster on the opposite side pulled his two wrists and pulled them off: "Use your spiritual power to call out the mountain god of this mountain. As long as you call him out, I will let you go."

"Really?" Li Chengxiu was suddenly surprised.

Isn't this carrots falling from the sky!

"What are you looking for from him?"

"It's none of your business." The man on the other side looked stern.

"But I am the mountain god here." The little mountain god hadn't been asked for help for a long time, and he was very excited, "What do you want from me?"

The big monster sized up the rabbit who was about to faint before he could say a few words...

"Forget it." He loosened those two thin wrists, "I'll find another place, Xiao Zhou!"

"Your Majesty!" Xiao Zhou still held the tip of his tail in his hand, dipped in the ink, and was about to write hundreds of thousands of words eloquently, "What happened?"

"Tell everyone, pack up and leave."

The little rabbit was at a loss: "Why?"

Shao Qun walked to the door: "Because you are too weak."

Although Li Chengxiu didn't understand what they wanted to do, he was relieved that they were leaving.

The team of people quickly packed up their luggage, and the whole cottage suddenly became empty without a lot of sundries.

The little rabbit watched them gather like this, the big monster said something in front, then his expression changed, he glanced up at the sky, and shouted: "Stay away!"

Then the large black and gray group all ran away and got into their respective houses. The others were still watching in a daze from the porch, and they were turned into the house by the wind and clouds in a blink of an eye.

The door slammed shut.

"What, what's wrong?"

"Shut up." Shao Qun said viciously, and covered his mouth.

Because he is a local mountain god, he has some small skills, such as being able to speak out from the air even if his mouth is covered.

"Do you have enemies chasing you?" Li Chengxiu asked.

"So what?" Shao Qun was wary of the outside.

It's not so much the outside, it's better to say it's the immortal energy that suddenly floats over the mountain, which is different from the weak spiritual power that usually envelopes and protects the mountain.It makes me sick to smell it.

It is estimated that some fairy passed by.

He can hide or hide now, and when he recovers from his injuries, he can crush one of the level in his hand to death with one hand.

Xiao Shanshen suddenly felt the danger of death, he raised his eyes to see the man's slashed side face, and blinked twice.

"You offended the gods?"

"Is that why you ran away to take refuge here?"

"No wonder you live here and don't rob and catch my rabbit to eat every day."

"But you didn't expect that I'm also a fairy, right? If you let my little rabbit go, I'll let you go without telling others, how about it?"

"By the way, you still have to offer me three hundred carrots every month..."

Shao Qun glanced at him impatiently: "If you talk again, I will crush you to death!"

"I won't die."

Grumpy Wolf: "Pinch your ears!"

The little boy trembled immediately, obviously he hadn't been pinched, and Bai Xixi also turned red.

It took about a stick of incense to let go of his mouth.

After all, Xiaoshan God is a fairy. In addition to protecting his own side of the water and soil, he also wants to guide people to be good from the bottom of his heart.

The same goes for guides.

"Look, my rabbits are limited, and I will eat them all one day. Then you will starve, why don't I help you find a way." Li Chengxiu said, "I don't want to see so many monsters around you. I am killed here, and my land will be soiled."

Shao Qun, who was still crossing his arms and thinking about countermeasures, was taken aback suddenly, what are you talking about?

Then he was still thinking about it: "Without clean land, there will be no delicious fresh grass, and it will not taste delicious after drying."

"If you don't accept my help, I can only ask you to die somewhere else."

The big wolf demon looked at the little carrot head who threatened him in disbelief.

"Don't you know that all wolf demons eat human flesh?"

Li Chengxiu was stunned.

Seems to be.

Shao Qun picked him up by his collar and pressed him against the wall: "If you dare to expose me here, I will go eat people, and then you will be responsible for all the crimes."

The little rabbit's limbs drooped in mid-air.

This……

It's unreasonable.

"If you dare not agree, I will raze your place to the ground right now." Shao Qun approached him, "Do you hear me clearly!"

The little rabbit's big black eyes rolled around, and finally planned to agree to him first, and then figure out a way by himself.

"Okay." Li Chengxiu nodded, "Can you let me down?"

"You'd better keep your word." Shao Qun put him down.

Carrying lightly, it turns out that the weight of the rabbit is deceiving.

The wooden door creaked and was suddenly pushed open.

The wolf who came in to notify happened to see that his king was face to face with the bundled little rabbit, and his hand was still on the skirt of someone else's shirt, which seemed to be adjusting the collar.

So what are you doing when everyone restrains their evil spirits to avoid being hunted down?

Molested male rabbit?

"My lord, what shall we do?"

"Let them put everything back." Shao Qun ordered, "The mountain god here said that he would protect us and let us live forever, so that we would not be discovered by those fairy families and stinky Taoist priests."

The little rabbit was startled, and his eyes widened.

I didn't say such a thing!How can it be spread out!

And why do you only talk about helping you and not about giving me carrots!

Do you want to eat and live with me for free!

Stinky bandits!