The boss is holding me by picking up trash

"Really, that's great."

Jing Sui's sincere gaze made the other party stunned. He took a step forward and asked kindly: "Place a spherical glass fish tank with a radius R in front of the upright plane mirror. The tank wall is very thin, and its center is 3R away from the mirror. Filled with water..."

The man's surprised expression remained on his face, but his eyes gradually moved away, and his arm holding the door relaxed.

Jing Sui has just finished this question, and he is very familiar with it, and he does not stop talking at all: "An observer in the distance looks at the fish tank through the direction perpendicular to the center of the sphere and the mirror surface. A small fish swims along the tank wall at a speed V at the closest point to the mirror surface. . Find the relative velocity of the two images of the fish seen by the observer? (Note 1)”

Jing Sui said it too seriously, the man looked up at him, not knowing what was going on in his mind, he was just stupid anyway.

Standing still, like a child who has made a mistake.

Jing Sui shook the room card in his hanging hand, Wei Ziyu quietly walked past the man, took the room card and went to open the opposite door.

"Hey!"

"It seems that you don't know how to do it either, so please." The moment Jing Sui waved his hand, he decisively flashed away, and after returning to the house with Wei Ziyu, he closed the door. Through the peephole, the man didn't chase after him. The head seemed to be lost in thought.

Jian Lan came over and slapped him before waking him up.

The two argued, and Jian Lan pointed at the man who was the goalkeeper and was speechless. Then, Jian Lan glanced at the closed door and led the man back to the room.

The opposite door was closed, Jing Sui turned his back against the door, lowered his head and stared at the ground without speaking for a while.

Wei Ziyu gasped for a while, still in shock, and farted.Sitting on the bed, he waited for his breathing to calm down before looking at Jing Sui who was still leaning against the door with his head buried in silence.

He frowned after taking a look, and said abruptly, "Are you shaking with fright?"

"..." Jing Sui also knew that he was trembling slightly, and the hand on the door panel was almost beating a drum, but he said, "No."

Wei Ziyu didn't quite trust him: "Can you do it?"

"You..." Jing Sui finally raised his head, straightened up and walked over normally, "Can't you understand this as excitement?" He sat next to Wei Ziyu.

"Tch." Wei Ziyu raised his eyes to see the camera stand on the TV cabinet, pondered for a while, and then said suddenly, "So what's the difference between Jian Lan and Yao Yicheng? He's still a man."

Jing Sui looked at him calmly, and asked, "What's the difference between Jian Lan and Sun Hua? Sun Hua is also a man."

Wei Ziyu first paid attention to the latter sentence, and puffed up his eyes: "You think I have a choice? Sun Hua is not ugly after all, nor does she have a big belly."

"I'm still choosing a concubine..." Jing Sui said lightly, and fell on the bed with his head up. He realized that Wei Ziyu was originally a straight man, "There is no one, a woman?"

Wei Ziyu put away his expression, as if he was reminiscing about something, and said after a while: "A table is full of men, drinking, smoking, and bragging. The women probably can't stand that kind of scene... Except for Jian Lan, of course. Sun Hua's most Looks good, blocked a few glasses of wine for me, and took me out of there..."

"That's a match." Jing Sui said, "It's not just to save you."

Wei Ziyu suddenly slapped Jing Sui on the stomach, very hard, and Jing Sui immediately rolled together like a vegetable worm.

Wei Ziyu said coldly: "You know it, don't you? Have you seen it?"

Jing Sui clutched his stomach in pain, but still displayed his coldness and stubbornness as an outsider: "Oh, then you didn't do anything at night, and then you were with him because you like it?"

Wei Ziyu gritted his teeth, slowly lowered his eyes, his expression was a bit smelly: "...What do you mean by saying this? Could it be that you and Yao Yicheng are true love?"

At this moment, Jing Sui curled up sideways with his back to Wei Ziyu, his throat trembling because of the pain, and it sounded like he lacked confidence: "Anyway, he's not at that table."

"There are so many tables, it's just that I didn't meet you."

The two stopped talking.

After a long time, Wei Ziyu also lay down slowly, staring at the front as if he had figured out something, and murmured: "I see, I see, Jian Lan is on the table."

"..."

"..."

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At around ten o'clock in the evening, Jing Sui started the live broadcast without warning. Netizens were surprised, sitting with him seemed to be a good brother, but it was Wei Ziyu.

The fans of both sides were confused. Two months ago, Ziyu Wei retreated in embarrassment. Fortunately, the brokerage company stopped the loss in time, but later saw that the victory was taken away by the bank. Jing Sui, how could the victor take the initiative to settle the feud with the enemy?

But Wei Ziyu appeared in Jing Sui's live broadcast room, and the communication between the two was relaxed and normal, and it didn't seem like anyone was pointed at.

As the saying goes, one more enemy is not as good as one more friend. Fans of Shuangfang soon became happy in the barrage.

This live broadcast came suddenly, and the two of them chatted almost purely, talking about the crew and "Night Watchman", and sometimes related to daily life. Wei Ziyu asked Jing Sui about his studies, and recalled his student days...

In short, there is no theme.

Fans are confused.

But love to watch.

The number of people in the live broadcast room gradually increased, and most of them were fans.

When Jing Sui said that he was about to leave the group and go back to school, an exaggerated special effect suddenly began to be demonstrated in the middle of the screen, and a bunch of barrage burst out at the same time: The boss is generous!

Fuck you're so rich!

The boss is confused~~

who sent it?

Thanks to @Just儿童的luxury spaceship!

……

Jing Sui and Wei Ziyu were silent for a moment, and realized that someone gave an expensive gift in the live broadcast room, and it was the most expensive one.

A luxury spaceship on this live broadcast platform costs 5210rmb, which is the most expensive gift on the entire network.There are more than 1000 to [-] gifts under it. Even if the family has money, most of them choose from these two. It is rare to see someone get a "luxury spaceship" as soon as they come up.

More than 5000 real gold and silver are scattered.

The anchor can get 80.00% of the gift money, and Jing Sui's one-month salary will be enough.

This kind of big money is usually given by familiar fans. Wei Ziyu looked closely at the boss's name and said, "Envy, this must be an old fan, right? Do you know it?"

Don't need Jing Sui to answer, the barrage investigation has already been completed: This is the first time I've seen this ID.

I looked at the newly registered ones on the homepage, only one level.

Welcome new fans!This is from a family with mines?

Jing Sui kept silent, Wei Ziyu looked at him puzzled, and the fans watching the live broadcast in front of the screen felt a little strange.

Only then did Jing Sui recover from the stagnation. He blinked and opened his mouth in a flat tone, "Thank you for the spaceship, just kid, thank you."

This is definitely Yao Yicheng.

As soon as the voice fell, the exclusive special effects started again.

Only the children sent another spaceship worth more than 5000.

Barrage:! ! ! !

Boss, think twice!

Jing Sui felt sorry for the money, and hurriedly said: "Thank you for the kindness of the children, but don't give any more rewards, we just broadcast it casually, it's not worth it."

As he spoke, his heart became uneasy because of the following things:

Yao Yicheng watched, would it affect the plan, or would he get angry and beat him up afterwards?Or simply think he is crazy, hate him, and ignore him anymore?

Jing Sui restrained his panic, hid his trembling hands out of the camera, compressed the time, and briefly talked about leaving the group and the following arrangements. During the period, the ID was only the child's number, and he swiped another seven or eight spaceships one after another.

Everyone in the studio was shocked.

The most expensive gift will be broadcast on the live broadcast platform, and many people come to watch the rich woman or boss after being swiped.

Barrage:

Fifty thousand!Does the boss want to buy a house in Jing Ge's live broadcast room?

Boss (drool), hehehe... Boss (saliva)...hehe

twelve!

Thirteen! ! !

Still brushing, I will see how much the boss will spend tonight.

Wei Ziyu was also dumbfounded, and looked at Jing Sui with feeling in his heart, covered his lips and asked with his mouth: "Yao Yicheng?"

"Well, it should be..."

The barrage is very sharp: Brother Wei recognized it!Brother Jing knows it too!who is who is who! !

Acquaintances and friends? ?

Then I would like to be his brother for the rest of my life.

Who, Brother Jing said, this is true love!

Jing Sui and Wei Ziyu looked at each other speechlessly, quickly thanked the gift, and downloaded it in seconds.

The hand that turned off the camera was shaking.

Barrage:

Ba Zong's love is too hot, it scares Brother Jing hahahahaha

Brother Jing actually panicked, I burst out laughing

Kuge Processor refuses the temptation of money~

How many people have swiped?

It's only a few hundred thousand [sour]

……

Wait, did they forget to turn off the camera? ? ? ? ?

Really shit

Brother Jing took his clothes and went to take a shower, but fortunately he remembered to close the door!

Can anyone remind these two pigs?

They sleep in the same room?Although there are two beds, is this something I can see without paying?

sleep broadcast belongs to yes

camera!The camera is on! !

I heard the sound of water

Jing Sui took the phone into the bathroom, but never took it out again, and just forgot it in it.

Wei Ziyu put his mobile phone on the bed, and soon lay down and fell asleep.

Barrage:

Fortunately, these two pigs have no habit of sleeping naked.

Brother Wei curled up like a silkworm baby.

Free sleeping broadcast, there is such a good thing!

Fortunately, there was no unexpected scene, otherwise it would be a big deal

By the way, why do they sleep in the same room?Why is the crew so poor?

Brother Jing is leaving, it’s okay to go to sleep directly after the broadcast

……

They have a good relationship, fans, don't engage in conflicts

Sleep progress report: Brother Jing has been lying down peacefully

Don't sleep anymore, I count their snoring and record it to share tomorrow

In front hahaha, not so not so

The two lay down between 11:30 and [-]:[-], and there was no movement for a long time. The people attracted by the local tyrants had almost dispersed, and all the fans left were fans, some worried and some It's really like watching it while sleeping.

The room was quiet, and the snoring sound that the fans imagined did not appear at all, but occasionally a steady breathing sound could be heard, indicating that the two sleep well.

After twelve o'clock, the number of people in the live broadcast room gradually decreased, but there were still tens of thousands of viewers. Some said good night, and he was going to sleep with the live broadcast on.

When everyone thought that Wei Ziyu and Jing Sui had fallen into a deep sleep, they actually didn't sleep at all.

Even if he closed his eyes, he was counting his own heartbeat, trying to calm down the tension without leaving any traces.

When he left the bathroom, Jing Sui saw Yao Yicheng's missed calls and messages on his phone, but he didn't read the content, and didn't plan to call back, so he took the phone off and left it on the sink.

The two of them were awake until one o'clock, when the phone next to Wei Ziyu's pillow suddenly turned on.

Although he is also clasping his mobile phone, the gap in the border forms a bright frame, which is still very conspicuous in a room where the lights are not turned on.

He drove the vibration, and the audience who were still awake heard a slight tremor, but Wei Ziyu didn't move, and continued to pretend to be asleep.

The unattended screen slowly dimmed, and after a while, it lit up again with a buzzing sound.

This time, Wei Ziyu moved, he picked up the phone in a daze, the movement did not affect Jing Sui.

It was probably a push or a message. The audience watched him squinting and scanning the screen, thinking that he would continue to sleep after a few more glances, and even had to turn the noisy mobile phone to silent, but within a few seconds, Wei Ziyu was refreshed, and he He actually sat up.

Everyone saw him holding the mobile phone with both hands, staring at the information on it, the light source on the screen illuminated his face white, and his vague expression seemed to be incomprehensible.

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Note 1: The title comes from the 1971th question of the 5th International Physics Olympiad in 4.