Haomai Xiansheng

When Di Yan'er crawled out of the water, put on her clothes and went to the door to serve Fang Yitu the big black mulberry, she also brought the thank you form that her brother had written for her.

Fang Yitu grabbed the mulberries with small stalks and threw them into his mouth, chewing contentedly, lying lazily on the edge of the pool, with his hands on his chin, so that he looked like a man, majestic and resolute. His face was distorted: "Chirp, chirp, thank you, I will watch it later. Chirp, chirp, you can eat it, Niang Zhai. Well, we don't raise cicadas, so what are we doing planting mulberry trees? Chirp, chirp, become a fairy!" After that, I was really happy, and the fruits I ate were big and sweet."

Di Yan'er picked up a mulberry and was about to eat it, but she was afraid that her teeth would not look good if they were too thick, so she held the black mulberry in her slender hand and fed it gently to Fang Yitu's mouth.She said softly: "Although the clothes my brothers wear can be changed by mana, we still like to wear something. Not only do we raise silkworms, but we also make all kinds of dyes by ourselves. Look at my red dress. The skirt is made by raising silkworms, weaving cloth, and dyeing safflowers that we grow ourselves."

Fang Yitu stretched out his hand to pinch her skirt, looked at her with a smile and raised eyebrows, hooked the skirt in front of her, sniffed it gently, and smiled obsessively: "I didn't smell the smell of safflower, but I did. A very familiar fragrance. Tsk tsk, how did you say that, beauty has its own body fragrance~" stretched out her hand to untie her skirt.

Di Yaner lowered her head with a blushing face, and then saw her exposed two rows of black teeth, and was immediately defeated by the black teeth in a very affectionate scene.

Fang Yitu saw that her cheeks were blushing with a smile on her cheeks, and she was about to be torn off her skirt by half pushing her, suddenly her expression changed, and she turned her face away holding back her smile.Feeling strange, you don't need to take a selfie in the mirror, just look at the mulberries you are still holding in your hand. "It's too bad to eat mulberries when you're sick."

Fang Niu coughed heavily.Dao Tai smiled and said, "Sister, please speak softly, the walls have ears."

"It's for you two little heartless bastards!" Fang Yitu turned his back pretending to be resentful, cast a bunch of magic spells on his teeth, and said nonchalantly: "The overturning of the past is the lesson of the future." , Sister is afraid that the two of you will make the same mistakes again."

Di Yan'er's face turned red again, she and Fang Yitu were embarrassed to say anything, but it would be too bad if someone listened.

He stretched out his hand to gently pinch Fang Yitu's shoulder, and said humbly and submissively: "My lord, my uncle wrote a thank you form for you, please take a look."

Fang Niu's spirit lifted, his face was a little cramped and nervous.Dao Tai was already complacent and waiting to be flattered.

Fang Yitu read it with Zhai Yan'er's hand. The handwriting is very strong, and the words are sincere and exquisite. No matter how you look at it, it is a thank you letter that will last forever.However, Zhongxiaohou's arrogant and disdainful voice reached the ears of the two gunmen who were waiting outside to comment: "What a mess!"

Fang Niu's eyes showed a very skillful disappointment, but Daotai's face darkened: "Among all the memorials I have seen, this is the most exquisite sentence of all the words of thanks. After reading countless memorials, the sentences I can remember are all top quality. Sister, take a closer look."

"Hehe." Fang Yitu's archenemy has turned into rolls of leather and piled up in the warehouse, she is now very free to tease everyone, and changed to Fang Luo's elegant and calm tone, not in a hurry Bu Huan said calmly: "Yan'er, how do you pronounce this sentence?"

Di Yan'er blushed: "Well, the two uncles love to read ancient books, and I only know the words commonly used in official newspapers and account books. When it comes to ancient books, I know nothing about them."

Fang Yitu took her little hand: "It's okay, I don't know each other, but Yan'er~ You are very charming when you blush." ​​Then she said with a smile: "A Niu, take it back and rewrite it! Isn't it good to speak simply! Why do you write such a slapstick, everyone knows that I didn't write it!"

Fang Niu was taken away by Dao Taila before he could speak.

As His Majesty the former emperor, he racked his brains so hard to write a thank-you letter to someone. He wrote it with deep affection, but he was not thanked. It's so irritating!Dao Tai said: "My sister doesn't need us to write for her, save the thank you form for us to use."

Di Yan'er took off her red dress and went down to the pool to wash her thoroughly with bath beans: "My lord, what do you want to do?"

"Although I say no thanks..." Fang Yitu's eyes were deep, and she sighed faintly: "I have prepared the gifts for His Majesty and Your Majesty, but what should I give to the third princess? The third princess has everything, oh, I see."

Di Yan'er is a gentle and intelligent woman, she didn't ask Fang Yitu what she was planning to give, but said, "What do you need a concubine for?"

"If you kill an enemy, study the flesh, muscles, and bones of the corpse. Although this kind of evildoer who has cultivated for thousands of years is not very powerful for some reason, the leather can be refined into armor, the meat may be boiled and eaten, and the muscles and bones can be used Make a bow. It’s all about not wasting it.” Fang Yitu looked at Di Yan’er gently and deeply, and his hoarse voice became charming: “Of course, we must prepare everything before the wedding. The enemy is dead, and I can An Xin married you."

"My lord, stop returning." Zhai Yan'er stared at the person in front of her who had fallen in love with her since she was a child.

Fang Yitu didn't speak, but bent down and kissed her petal-like lips lightly. Her lips were a little dry and quivering, but soon tasted like teardrops.

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I have to say that the elixir of Taishang Laojun is strong!Fang Yitu was burned like that, if she could heal her body and then cultivate back all the consumed mana and burned meridians, it would not be possible in decades. After all, the real fire of the sun can damage the soul and dissolve Nascent Soul, extremely powerful.

But after taking a few pills, Fang Yitu can go to the sky alive and kicking.

"Brother Tianwang, hahahaha, there was a lot of fun playing at Fang's house a few days ago! Thanks to the four heavenly kings for helping out, this is the thin wine made by my wife. Hahahaha, the family is poor and polite, so it is not respectful." Four huge wine jars were placed on the ground, with an average of [-] jin per jar.

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"Where is Fairy Zhou going in a hurry?"

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"Hahahaha, brother, I haven't seen you for a few days, you are becoming more and more powerful."

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"Tsk tsk, the mortal world always says that beauties look like gods. According to Fang, all the beauties in the mortal world combined are not as good as a hair on you."

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"Smells so good wine! Elder Immortal, give me a glass of wine to satisfy my craving~"

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"Fairy Hu! Fairy Ji! It's been a few years since I left, and I miss Fang X!"

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It wasn't until in front of the Lingxiao Palace that Fang Yitu restrained his beaming smile, put on his clothes, took a step forward, and prepared to bow respectfully.

The Yellow Turban Lishi had been waiting for a long time, and stopped her: "Marquis Zhongxiao, Your Majesty is in Yaochi. Your Majesty ordered the villain to wait for Lord Hou for a long time."

Fang Yitu lowered his eyebrows and narrowed his eyes: "Since that's the case, I will go to Yaochi to meet His Majesty."

When we arrived outside the Yaochi, there were already female officials waiting: "Marquis Zhongxiao, my empress ordered Xiaoxian to lead Lord Hou in."

"It's work."

There are palaces, pavilions, gardens and gardens in the fairy pool, and all the furnishings are often changed.The female officer led Fang Yitu through some newly built intertwined and horizontal corridors, walked and said with a smile: "This is the new nine-curve formation that Emperor Ziwei came to discuss with the second princess a few days ago. Don't squint, if you look elsewhere, you will fall into an illusion, no matter how proficient in the formation, you will not be able to get out. Xiaoxian is the emperor Ziwei, the number one in the formation, so she leads again."

"It turns out that the fairy is so powerful, but it's a pity that Fang didn't dare to look up. He could only see the graceful figure of the fairy, but he couldn't see the whole picture of the formation."

Just as they were talking, the fourth and fifth princesses walked slowly to the corner of a corridor in the distance: "Zhen Ji! Did I go the wrong way again?"

The female officer Zhen Ji saluted respectfully, and raised her voice: "What the two princesses said is true."

Arriving in the Yaochi, God Haotian is playing chess with the Golden Mother of Yaochi, Fang Yitu is waiting by the side.

After a while, Mother Jin shook the chessboard and said with a smile: "Fang Qing has been waiting for a long time, let's tell her to finish speaking quickly so that we can go see Shen Lin'er."

God Haotian knew that his victory was a foregone conclusion, so he smiled gently and said, "Fang Qing, come closer."

Fang Yitu kowtowed and said: "Minister Fang Yitu kowtowed to the mother of the golden mother, and kowtowed to His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven." She is the vassal of the golden mother, so she naturally put the golden mother first.

"Well, when the aliens attacked your house, Shen Lin'er happened to be a guest at your house. If it weren't for that, I shouldn't have sent troops, and the aliens have no fate with me."

"Yes, I understand." Fang Yitu took out a huge brocade box that was one meter long and half a meter wide from his sleeve: "This is the leader of a different kind, the skin of the Golden Crow, and it is my little battle result." Then he touched it from his sleeve. A flat and large brocade box was taken out, which contained the entire "Loyalty Hall" plaque, which was two meters long and one meter wide, but it only said: "Dedicated to Your Majesty and Empress." A maid came to take it.

As soon as God Haotian stretched out his hand, the flat brocade box flew into his hand.Haotian God held the brocade box in one hand, and stroked the button of the brocade box with the other hand, showing a gentle smile: "Fang Qing, are you willing?"

This is hibiscus wood, the only treasure in the world that can be made as long as you have a wish.Although the price was very high...but many people paid the price and became rebellious officials and thieves.There are also some wishful beads and wishful magic methods in the world, which claim to be able to obtain everything in the world, but they also have their limitations.But as long as you have hibiscus wood and worship sincerely, you can truly respond to your requests.A treasure that can communicate with heaven and exchange luck for wishes is dangerous, but no one is willing to give it away.

"Your Majesty, please inquire. If you give this item to others, I will never give it up. If you give it to Your Majesty... In my humble opinion, in the world, only Your Majesty is suitable to own it." That's right, if you give it to others, I don't know if they will want it. What, will it threaten our family.It is most suitable for His Majesty, because His Majesty is the most honorable immortal, there is nothing in the world that does not belong to His Majesty, and His Majesty probably has no wishes.

Moreover, this is something that has been decided long ago.

Haotian God nodded, but said: "You go to see the third princess, she is very worried about you. Zhen Ji, lead Fang Qing out." Fang Qing is right, I am the most suitable person to hold hibiscus wood. He is the lord of the Three Realms, with a beautiful wife by his side, and groups of children under his knees, without any wishes.

But I will not keep the hibiscus wood, because I also want to become a saint like Sanqing...Fang Yitu's wish is to destroy thousands of living beings in the mortal world.Send this treasure that communicates with the heavens to a place higher than the Zixiao Palace above the 33rd heaven.

Well, I took a small piece and gave it to Laojun to make alchemy, and told him not to worry about what Monkey Sun did for stealing the elixir.Originally, I would also give Dan to Fang Qing.

Fang Yitu breathed a sigh of relief, the rest is to live a simple life, do good deeds and not kill to prolong his luck...

Seeing the third princess, before she had time to bow down, the third princess rushed over with red eyes: "Zhigui! You must go to the underworld to meet Fang Xiaorou."

The death of the eldest daughter who was most sympathetic to him was like a thunderclap... Fang Yitu was stunned on the spot, speechless.

"Although Fang Xiaorou looks exactly like Fang Luo, her personality is very similar to yours! She is also brave and fearless, bright and generous, and resourceful." The third princess wiped away her tears: "Fortunately, although Xiao Shi Niang looks like Fang Luo in terms of intelligence and means, Being with her for 60 years has been very loving, and it can be regarded as fulfilling my regret. Zhigui? Eh? You don’t know Zhigui, do you?”

The author has something to say: Although he said he didn't want to abuse Fang Yitu...but he abused her just right...

Yes, Zhang Hua and Fang Xiaorou, who were lucky enough to survive, were in love all their lives.