Haomai Xiansheng

Although Fang Niu and Dao Tai made a plan to go to the West together to fight against the heavenly Yeshi during the flirtatious period, but they didn't say they would go, and they could leave at that time.Daotai is under the rule of Emperor Gouchen. If he wants to leave, he must first get permission from Emperor Gouchen.Then he had to bid farewell to Haotian God. As a fairy, he wanted to reincarnate from the east to the west, and it was impossible to succeed without the imperial approval of the Empress Houtu.This must be at least three days in the sky, and three years in the mortal world.

Di Niang was wearing a fiery red robe, with an unmarried woman's bun on her head, standing beside Fang Yitu, facing her sideways.It was exactly the same as in the past, she still had a shrewd and capable face, and she still looked like she was waiting for orders, but she could see the satisfaction and joy in her eyes.

Fang Yitu stretched out his hand to hold Di Niang's hand, patted the seat to make the chair wider, and said with a smile, "Yan'er, come and sit with me."

Di Yan'er blushed slightly, and sat beside her.Getting so close, Fang Yitu saw the shy smile on her powdered face, smelled the strong fragrance of her body with his nose, gently touched her slender waist with his big hands, and hugged her, unconsciously The one and Zhai Yan'er got very close.A slightly hoarse voice whispered: "Yan'er."

Di Yan'er responded softly: "Yes, my lord, I'm here."

Fang Yitu gently rubbed her waist with his hand, looked at Fang Niu, and ordered without doubt: "Brother, before you and Daotai leave, do something for me."

Dao Tai and Fang Niu looked at each other, exchanged a puzzled look, then another speculative look, and finally an affirmative look.

【Daotai, what does sister want us to do? 】

[Lang Jun, can't you guess? 】

[It should be the marriage with Di Niang, they settled the matter early, and the delay is long enough. 】

[Yeah, and Mr. Lang and I are going to the West, and I don’t know how long it will take to see you again after we say goodbye. 】

[But it takes a long time. To start a foundation is to overcome obstacles and break through the dark anger of Jiangnan and Xixi.Besides, Ye Shi has tight control over the mortal world, we should not have time to come back within a few hundred years.Daotai, let's create the world again. 】

[Well, with Mr. Lang by my side advising me, there is nothing difficult for me.To let us come back with peace of mind, there are only two possibilities, one is to kill Yeshi, and the other is to be chased and killed by Yeshi to Sister Zanghui.Both are highly unlikely. 】

【Sister A probably thinks the same way, so she wants to marry Di Niang when we are present. After all, Daotai and I are Sister’s brothers. 】

【Sister is just to prevent you from missing her wedding, that's why she stays out of marriage, to wait for you, right? 】

【possible.Daotai, Niang Zhai is not good at organizing the wedding and marrying herself off. Sister is careless and wants all the brothers to prepare for the wedding. I am afraid it will not be as expected. When the time comes, I will have to invite Daotai and me to work hard together. 】

[Lang Jun, what are you talking about, our elder sister is getting married, so our hard work is nothing. 】

Fang Yitu looked at his younger brother and his younger brother's lord with such a tacit understanding, he was helpless. These two have been able to talk with their eyes since a long time ago, even if they just look at each other in the court, they can understand each other's thoughts without error .Whether it was with Fang Luo or Zhai Yan'er, she couldn't do this kind of thing.

Fang Niu smiled sincerely, looked at Fang Yitu with joy, and said, "Don't worry, Sister, I will never make a mistake when you leave things to me."

Daotai smiled and picked up the wine bowl, said: "Let's arrange the marriage between Sister and Di Niang, it must be dignified and amiable."

"It turns out that Boss Fang was talking about this! I didn't even guess it! Two uncles, if there is a mission, the brothers will not hesitate!"

"As long as uncle is useful to our three brothers, he can order it casually! He must do it to perfection!"

"That's great! I thought the lord and wife had already paid their respects in private, and they didn't tell us!"

"My lord and my wife are married, and the uncle and the second master are back. This is really a double happiness. With the second master at the wedding, that is the family reunion!"

Fang Yitu nodded, picked up the wine bowl and had a drink with Daotai, drank it all in one gulp, and said proudly: "I'm not being polite to you either, do it well, and arrange it according to the scene when I invited the immortals last time." The matter between Yan'er and I has been approved by the Golden Mother, and Yuelao has been invited to be the officiant, so you prepare for me to make a big splash and attract the attention of everyone."

Di Yan'er was happy and shy at the same time, after hearing her last words, she hurriedly said: "Don't be too gorgeous, save as much as you can, we don't have a lot of money in the warehouse."

Fang Yitu laughed loudly, his face full of pride: "Yan'er is indeed my good wife!"

Di Yan'er blushed, sat sideways beside Fang Yitu, lowered her head slightly, and said earnestly: "After getting married, life will be the same as now, but don't spend too much just for a wedding, I will feel sorry for you when you check the accounts of."

Daotai clapped his palms and smiled: "I will never make my sister-in-law feel bad, and we can get back the money even if we accept the gift."

Di Yan'er immediately showed the shrewdness of the housekeeper: "After receiving a gift, you have to return the gift. Although immortals rarely have weddings and funerals, they still have to give gifts when they receive disciples and enlightenment."

Daotai covered his face and smiled: "It's all people's fat and people's anointing, Mrs. Fang said that I dare not use it."

Fang Yitu smiled and shook his head: "Daotai, otherwise, why do you think I didn't let Di Niang organize the wedding? Do you think I care about customs? Isn't it just for Yan'er, me, and all the brothers to save money together?" I'm used to it, don't spend the money you can't spend, and save the ostentation that can be saved. Marching and fighting will definitely bring you a good harvest. How can this work in marriage? Of course, only you, His Majesty Wu Zong, who is used to being extravagant, can arrange for me A wedding worthy of Zhai Yaner."

"If you want her to arrange it personally, hehe." Fang Yitu squeezed Di Yan'er's waist in relief and distress: "It won't be much bigger than the marriage with Fang Luo back then, and it has to be a meal of wine and meat. It's done by worshiping heaven and earth in a lively manner. I usually like to be frugal, but Yan'er has worked hard for me all her life, and I can't wrong her."

Di Yan'er was so moved that she almost sobbed while clutching her cloak.

But still with red eyes, he took out the account book from his arms and handed it to Daotai: "Master, only one-tenth of the things in the treasury are allowed to be spent, and I will not obey if there is more. This is the result of the joint efforts of all the brothers." , don't waste money."

"After becoming an immortal, although you don't need to eat and drink, you don't have a livelihood. The salary of a loyal and filial prince is not much. Our treasury has little gold and silver, and there are very few silks and satins. We use the Taoist method to be self-sufficient in our daily food and drink expenses. But There is no income! Is there any gold and silver deposits here? Although we have countless grains, we can’t do business with ordinary people. Where gold and silver are needed, unless they can be melted and stored in the warehouse after use, what kind of gold and gold All decorations must be changed with spells!"

"Things that have changed are better than the same. People with a little practice can see through them, and they are ashamed." Fang Niu suddenly had a flash of inspiration, slapped his thigh and shouted: "We can't search for mortals because my sister has an official position in the heaven. , but we can go and grab the gold and silver treasures that the Demon King and Ghost King searched for."

Fang Yitu clapped his hands and smiled: "Good idea! There are quite a lot of gold and silver treasures stolen from that lion spirit. Don't move except for the famous big monster. If you kill them, grab a few more, which can just fill up the treasury. You don’t need gold and silver in your life, but if you don’t distribute gold and silver to all brothers on the wedding day, I always feel that something is missing.”

Daotai coughed for a while: "Sister, you now have a fairy talisman, and you are a loyal and filial prince in the heavenly court. How can you call it a robbery when you attack a demon? It should be..."

Fang Yitu said: "Do justice for the heavens!"

Fang Niu said: "Get rid of violence and make good!"

Di Yan'er said: "Eliminate harm for the people!"

Wang Gan: "Steal from the rich and give to the poor!"

Chen Liang: "Kill the rich and help the poor!"

Everyone spoke up enthusiastically, chatting nonsense, except for the above few answers and "upholding justice", it was always full of banditry.

Daotai felt ashamed after hearing all these answers, and felt that he was not qualified to be a member of Qitianzhai.But he shouted very angrily: "It should be Mr. Bin who enforces the law! I read the rules of heaven, as long as demons have killed mortals, sister will be considered law-abiding by killing them! Loyal to duty! Save the people from the fire!"

Fang Yitu and everyone looked at each other, and they all saw the shame in each other's eyes, and they raised their wine bowls together: "It's done, it's done, don't be polite!"

Daotai said angrily again: "Sister, listen to me! Prepare your speech first, although most people can see this kind of thing, but you have to be righteous!" These bandits, boss Fang, got married and had to go Mrs. Fang is willing to spend the gold and silver treasures in the hands of the demons, it is enough!

"I know, I know, don't worry." Fang Yitu stood up, threw the cloak into Di Niang's arms, revealing the unlined clothes, shorts, hemp shoes, and dark skin at the neckline. She laughed twice, He shouted: "Brothers, it's been a long time since we've had a martial arts competition. Let a certain family see how you're making progress. Dao Dao!"

A thin and indifferent sword slave dressed in black appeared in response, holding the Maojin sword in his hand.

Everyone saw that she was going to run, and those who wanted to run like her agreed to stand up, surrounded her and the knife slaves and went out of the flower hall, and stood still in the empty field in front of the flower hall.And then—take a break.

It would be very uncomfortable to compete just after eating, and I drank a lot of wine, so I went to drain the water.

Although many people left with Fang Yitu, there were still dozens of stable and well-born people who stayed behind. They also wanted to go out and compete with Fang Yitu, but they knew that the most important thing was to prepare for the wedding. Heavy, the lord has hid, so I have to do my best.

Everyone, Daotai and Fangniu, faced Zhai Yan'er, calculated in the account book for a while, and then made a list, arguing with each other about how much gold and silver they could spend.Although it's a bit strange for the bride to ask for less money, less decoration, and more frugality, everyone is familiar with Zhai Yan'er's character, knowing that she only hopes that the treasury will be abundant so that the lord will not be restrained whenever he needs to spend, and The more money you save, the higher the salaries of everyone, it's all for the good of Fang Yitu.

Dao Tai and the others fought hard against Zhai Yan'er, and set a limit: one-fifth of the gold and silver in the treasury, at least half of the gold and silver spent would be melted back into the treasury, and less silk and satin decorations should be used to avoid waste.

The looted gold, silver, jewellery, rare treasures, and cloth and satin were divided into three parts, one for storage, one for the wedding, and one for everyone.

Zhai Yan'er firmly insisted that the wedding dress and ceremony are mainly based on the weekly system, and the banquet is the same as the last big banquet.Why use weekly weddings?It's not because she loves ancient rituals, but because she found out after consulting the etiquette that the wedding dresses for the Zhou system wedding are very simple, and the utensils used are not luxurious.

The most economical!It is best to save money and follow the ancient rituals!

Dao Tai wiped the sweat from his forehead, and felt that this time it was much more difficult than asking for money from the left and right prime ministers. He also admired Zhai Yan'er for saving money for Fang Yitu by making his marriage less beautiful. That's called real affection!Then blame Fang Yitu, why are you running away!If you don't run away, it will be much easier to ask for money!

Fang Niu said unhurriedly: "How much is the dowry, Sister? How much is the dowry brought by Niang Di? Where will Niang get married?"

Daotai reluctantly sat upright, and sighed: "What kind of dowry dowry do you want? Who doesn't know that Di Niang was born as a housekeeper for my elder sister, and Di Niang didn't have a natal family in the fairy world, so you can just get married. According to the weekly system, the pre-wedding ceremony is accepted. , name asking, Najib, Nazheng, and application period are all waived, starting with the personal reception. Within three thousand miles of our Xianquanzhuang, we will build a separate courtyard for Di Niang to marry. , toilets, banquets, prisons, wine offerings, weddings, room entry, hair knotting, tassel knotting, and other arrangements.”

Chen Liangdao: "At the opposite table, the male is in the west and the female is in the east. It means that Yin and Yang will meet each other gradually. How do mother and aunt Zhai sit?"

Daotai felt a headache again: "I can only take Sister as the west and Di Niang as the east. What do you think?"

Zhai Yan'er, Fang Niu's three children and everyone nodded their heads.

Di Yan'er said again: "Women see uncles, uncles, women and women give gifts to uncles, do what they can do, and forget what they can't. But I really can't deal with one thing. The temple meeting ceremony is a sacrifice for the bride. As for the ancestors, it is considered a ritual only after paying homage to the ancestors, but since we are immortals, how can we worship the tablets, and if we want to invite grandpa over, it is unreasonable."

Her complexion changed suddenly, and she said: "Oh, how can you not tell Grandpa if you want to get married, and arrange it in private. Second son, please go and invite grandpa to come over. Eldest son and third son, you also have immortals, you can enter and leave the heavenly court , to tell Zhou Shining, the female official of Rui Palace, Hu Ban Jiyou and the two fairies, and tell all the flower fairies to send invitations to them in the future, as well as the Lord's friends in the heavenly court. Fengbo Yushi and Sun, Moon, and Xingchen all told them to send invitations in the future. Especially Taizong Taizong of this dynasty, he must never forget. As for the golden mother and the third princess, it is the lord who will go."

Chen Liang Wang Qianjin rushed away with five clouds.

Everyone felt ashamed, and even said that she would not be allowed to participate in arranging the wedding... Thanks to Zhai Yan'er for remembering this, or else she would tell the Plague Emperor Lu Yue after the arrangement was made, that even if this ancestor who does not know how many generations is not angry, he would There is a feeling of being slighted.

As for the wedding dress, do it completely according to the etiquette.The groom wears a black-bottomed and red-margined royal bow, while the bride wears a black plain dress.

Juebian Xuanduan: Juebian, the Xuanduan suit has a sleeve span of three feet and three feet, and the neck is one foot and eight. It is a black dress, a white silk single garment, a yellow color, a leather belt (for wearing), a large belt (plain cooked silk) For this, it is four inches wide, the ears reach the edge of the gentry, the outside is mysterious and the inside is yellow.), red shoes (or shoes), pure beryl jade ribbons, sabers, ears, etc.

At this time, Fang Yitu and her group of heartless brothers had already slammed into a ball.

Fang Niu went out to take a look, and saw a scuffle, Fang Yitu flew up and down with a golden knife, no one could beat him.Snorted coldly: "Don't mess around, attack Sister's upper, middle and lower three ways from front, back, left and right respectively, and cooperate with each other. Every three people form three talents."

All of a sudden, Fang Yitu's pressure increased.

The author has something to say: Hey, Fang Yitu, who likes his younger brother, of course has to get married before his younger brother leaves!

I can finally write about getting married, with tears in my eyes!

In this chapter, I feel that Fang Yitu is so poor...Well, she is not particularly poor, but I don't think I have ever written her as rich, except that all the dresses in court clothes are very frugal...The wood for entertaining guests to eat meat and drink is still spawning Yes, the wine is freshly brewed... Actually, that's enough.