Haomai Xiansheng

Everyone played, sang and laughed for a while, then cleaned up the leftovers, washed the ground with manna, called the strong wind to blow away the greasy, each made a cup of tea from their sleeves, and lit the incense cakes.Shuanglu, Go, Chess, Pai Gow, Ma Hang, Mahjong, and started having sex. Naturally, many people were watching the game.

Two black shadows came roaring from the south, Fang Yitu was trying to make a match with the broken cards, when a sagely gentleman beside him said, "Two demons are here."

Fang Yitu didn't raise his head, Di Niang had already assigned two people to go up to him to inquire about his intentions, before the round was finished, the two came together and landed outside the crowd, walked quickly through a group of immortals, and reached Di Niang and Fang. Beside Yitu, he whispered in his ear: "My lord, I am from the Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun's mansion, and I am here to find the Holy Mother of Huashan."

Fang Yitu said casually: "Ask Di Niang to send off the Holy Mother of Huashan for XX, or wait for XX to finish this fight before going."

The mansion next to him is the Lord of Chang'an Mansion. He is in charge of all the gods and ghosts in Chang'an Mansion. He is a very kind person, and he is Fang Yitu's neighbor, so they get together to play cards.Lord Chang'an counted the cards and said with a smile, "Marquis Fang, what are you waiting for?"

Fang Yitu lowered his head and took a look. One, three, five, two, four, six, east, south, and west whiteboards, he patted the table and said, "That's what Futai said." Fifth, he was originally a scout, very smart and clever: "You finish this for me, it doesn't matter if you lose."

Fang Yitu crossed the open space, and when he arrived at the periphery, Di Niang was pulling the Holy Mother of Huashan Yiyi to bid farewell. Fang Yitu smiled from afar and said, "Fairy, is Fang not being well received? Someone offended the fairy? Why did you do this?" as eager to leave?"

The two men in black who came to pick up Fairy Huashan hurriedly saluted: "My lord ordered my servant to express my gratitude to Marquis Zhongxiao. It is the fault of my servant to disturb the feast of the Marquis."

Fang Yitu smiled and stretched out his hands to help: "Please come to the real king for Fang, the real king is too polite, and Fang is ashamed to be the one. What a feast in a humble house, and a fairy like jade condescends to come here , Fang is very grateful."

Fairy Huashan was dressed in pink, like a sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl, and her voice was soft and tender: "Thank you Fang Hou for your hospitality, Xianquanzhuang is very interesting, and I am already happy to leave. It's just that my brother has a life, so I can't refuse it. Looking forward to Fang Hou Haihan, I will come to visit again in the future."

After sending Fairy Huashan away, Di Niang smiled and said, "My lord, you said that the two of you were in a panic just now, did something happen in the house of True Monarch Qingyuan Miaodao?"

"What's the matter with Erlang God, who was riding the mountain to catch up with the sun and beat the double phoenix?" Fang Yitu casually put his arms around Di Niang, thinking that he knew everyone he should know, and brought Daotai to meet many people, He and his brothers had also had a drink, and whispered in a low voice: "Miss, rest in peace."

Di Niang blushed and said, "Are you going to leave this crowded house and go back to dodge?" Although she said it was so bad, she was willing in her heart.

Fang Yitu recruited Chen Liang, Wang Gan, and Jin Sanniang, and pushed the matter to them, and told Daotai that the Taizu Taizong of this dynasty was playing Jiegougou in another courtyard, and after speaking, he hugged Diniang left.As soon as he entered the Guangliang gate, two stunning beauties greeted him from both sides of the screen wall, and bowed softly: "Your servant serves the master."

Fang Yitu opened his eyes and saw that these two were Xuezi Chuankami and Zhu Ying from the past, who now practice water and fire respectively, and nodded with satisfaction: "Xuezi, go to the courtyard bath to do it, and make an ice bed Come out. Zhu Ying, go to the dormitory and prepare the fragrant soup, and I will take a bath with my wife later." The two beauties left as promised.

Di Niang blushed and whispered, "What are you doing with the ice bed?"

Fang Yitu smiled: "Yesterday you said that your body was uncomfortable due to sweat, but today you have an ice bed with bear skin on it, it is neither cold nor hot, how nice it is."

Di Niang was almost limp in her arms, but fortunately Fang Yitu was tall, he tried hard on her slender waist, but he was able to support her.

Fang Yitu put his arms around Di Niang's waist and walked towards the back yard. Now everyone is eating and drinking outside the yard, and the two of them are not afraid of being seen by talking like this.Rubbing each other, Fang Yitu said, "How is that Yang Ji who delivered medicine to the emperor now? Are you recruiting?"

"It's already been sent to the torture place, and I've been tortured together with Fang Luo." Zhai Yan'er's face changed a few times, and she said bravely, "Yang Ji didn't do anything to our people, but Fang Luo lied to the truth. I Ask him what he really wants, and he said not to tell you about it."

Fang Yitu was silent for a moment, then snorted rather displeasedly: "Fang Luo has always been deceitful, don't trust him,"

Di Yan'er murmured: "I certainly won't believe him."

The two walked silently, slowing down at the same time, ready to finish talking before entering the house.Di Yan'er said: "My lord, you can be lazy about other things, there is only one thing, and you can't procrastinate any longer."

"You said."

"In our place, there were 37 commanders in the past, and more than 100 commanders in the past. They all returned after the death of the commanders in the past. But now we only have three thousand soldiers and horses. Now there are not enough gruel. It’s not good to arrange more monks. Those who can still follow you today are all good men with merit and ability. The centurions who are close to you can only try their best to protect you. If they can protect you, they can’t protect themselves. And every centurion and centurion has a brother who died among the 3000 people. I can’t make the decision .”

"It's up to you to make up your own mind. If Dabi came to quell it, some brothers died of serious injuries, and even the similar cultivation would be harmed. If it was quelled by the achievements of the past, how could the heavenly immortals be subdued by the earthly immortals. "

Fang Yitu groaned twice with a headache.

Pushing open the door, bypassing the screen, and opening the incense curtain, I saw the flat and crystal-clear ice in the white jade pool several feet square, which was blowing cold air, Chuan Shangxuezi was holding a roll of white bear skin And a roll of black bear skin, asked: "Master, which skin do you want to spread?"

Di Yan'er said: "The white fur is softer, let's spread it."

When Xuezi knelt on the ice briskly and obediently, and the bear skin was laid, Fang Yitu took off his clothes three times and threw it into Xuezi's arms, and stepped on the ice barefoot to the white bear skin, comfortably Lie down: "After eating the barbecue, it's really comfortable to find a cool place to rest for a while. Yan'er, come here~"

Di Yan'er spread her hands and asked Xuezi to wait for her to take off her clothes, and said, "I still have something to say. Zhigui, I told you about Dong Yong. The person who taught him to practice immortality is The one who went with your appearance was also called master a few times by him. Zhigui, do you want to accept him seriously as an apprentice? If you accept him, I am afraid that the Seventh Princess will be too annoyed and abandon Dong Yong, then you will not be able to accept him. Use this matter to hold her hostage. If you don’t accept him, if the Seventh Princess just pretends not to know and still fights you to the end, you can’t do anything.”

"Hmph~ I've beat her before in quarrels and fights, what can I do?" Fang Yitu stretched out his big hand, beckoning: "I learned a spell to change a man, it can be big or small, long or short , Yan’er~ come on~”

Di Yan'er's face turned red, her two slender and strong legs tightened a bit, she put her hands on her bellyband, and said, "There is one last thing. After all, the young masters have become immortals, so it's not good to stay at home all the time." Then, it’s time to go out and travel and make some friends.”

"Yes, yes, yes, you are right." Fang Yitu finally couldn't bear it anymore, jumped up and grabbed Di Niang's wrist, pulled her into his arms, turned around and threw her down, pressing her on the bear skin up.Smelling the fragrance of Di Niang's temple hair, licking her delicate neck: "Good smoke, without you, Fang would never be in a hurry."

Di Yan'er giggled with a trace of complacency, her eyes were bright and soft, her pink brows and corners of her eyes were full of indescribable charm, "You always like to drink flowers and wine, why don't you get anxious? We grew up together, You have to pretend to be good in front of me, but you can't."

Fang Yitu didn't speak, just smiled and chanted the mantra while naked, revealing his nakedness, making the little bud thicker and longer.He held it in his hand and weighed it, then chanted the mantra to shrink it a little bit. Di Yan'er was dumbfounded, and couldn't help reaching out.

Di Yan'er touched it lightly, blushing and couldn't help being curious: "What kind of magic is this, why haven't I heard of it?"

Fang Yitu smiled and said: "The prescription I begged from a female fairy, good smoke, today you let me get it, tomorrow I will lie down and let you do what you want, okay?"

Di Yan'er thought for a while, shook her head hesitantly, and said in a low voice: "That looks too weird, it doesn't seem like you are."

Fang Yitu sighed, unlocked the spell to restore his body to normal, lay on the slightly prickly bearskin with Di Niang in his arms, raised and lowered his hands, and couldn't help scratching all over his body: "I didn't feel this way when I was wearing clothes. Itchy."

…………

Two flowers bloom, one branch each.

Where Fang Yitu and Zhai Yan'er are talking nonsense, let's not mention it for now, just talk about the emperor Daotai.

In a quiet and quiet courtyard, a tall, mighty, majestic, short-sleeved man and a Taoist with fluttering robes and an ethereal air were sitting opposite each other. Dao Tai was wearing a curly train and holding a tray with a gold cup and pot in his hand. Standing respectfully, he didn't even dare to look up at what the two were doing, but just kept his head down, showing great respect.

"Double cross!"

"Stone!"

"Fishing net!"

"vase!"

"Scissors!"

"carriage!"

"pagoda!"

"Saw!"

"Flower handkerchief!"

"Noodle!"

"Cow trough!"

"small handless winecup!"

"Daughter-in-law, open the door!"

The strong man shouted: "Ahhh!" Daotai hastily held the tray in one hand, filled a cup of wine with the other hand, and smiled apologetically, "Taizu, please drink up this cup."

Taoist Taizong stroked the long beard under his chin, smiled slightly, with a fairy demeanor: "Good boy, don't be alarmed when you are in chaos, much better than your useless father."

Dao Tai hurriedly bowed and said, "Thank you Taizong for your compliment!"

The strong man Taizu drank this glass of fine wine, squinted at Daotai's face, and snorted coldly: "Unworthy descendants!" After he finished speaking, he still felt puzzled, and glared at Daotai fiercely: "Your father is a waste, you A rebel."

Daotai still said very respectfully: "Excuse me, Taizu, do you want a waste, or a rebellious son who inherits the ancestor?"

The strong man choked, and the Taoist Taizong laughed: "The descendants become useless, that is disobedience and disobedience. It can be said in the admonition we left behind. The descendants can't be a fool. If you can save the face of the Tian family, you and I can be saved. If the mausoleum is not disturbed by thieves, it can make the world safe and peaceful, this is a good boy."

Daotai said again: "May I ask Taizu, Xia Jie in the past was licentious and innocent, perverted and even resented the heaven and the people. If Xia Jie's son murdered his father and seized power, he became a generation of Mingjun and kept the foundation of the Xia Dynasty forever. Should you be sad that your descendants were killed, or be happy that your descendants were able to keep the Great Xia Dynasty?"

"Also regardless of whether the people are more important than the emperor, Daotai only asks one thing, is the country more important, or the descendants? Is the generation of the country more important, or... the grandson should not be so persuasive."

The strong man covered his face and sighed, he had nothing to say, so he pointed to Daotai and said earnestly: "Your father is really annoying, I only think you are cleaning up the house for us. But you and that man, that Wei Guogong what's going on?"

"It's fine if you play for fun. Who hasn't played with a man? But why do you call his sister a sister! I only need a man to be my great-grandson's wife. I just found out today that it was me." The great-grandson married the Fang family as a daughter-in-law. How can I hold my head up in front of other emperors!"

Daotai chuckled: "Which emperor's family doesn't have a lot of bad debts? Mi Zixia and Lord Longyang are of low status, and Yi Yin's matter is speculative. Let's not mention it for the time being. Weibi people couldn’t ask for it, Han Yanwei of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty and Qing Huo Qubing, Dong Xian and Deng Tong of the Han Emperor, Sima’s family couldn’t ask for the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Grove, Han Zigao couldn’t die well, Murong Chong cholera caused the world, Tang Daizong deeply admired Guo Linggong.”

He said quite complacently: "It is better than Henkel to save the people from water and fire. How can Hanwu compare with me. My husband is a famous minister through the ages, and he is better than Guan Zhong, and his virtue is better than Kong Ming." , Taizu, why don’t you say that I have excellent eyesight?” I’m already fine!Taizu Taizong, you two can fight playing rope, what can you say I can't find it well.

The brawny man was quite depressed at first, but after hearing what he said, he became happy, and patted him on the shoulder and said, "In this way, although your husband is ordinary in appearance, he is a good figure for the peace and stability of the country, and he doesn't like luxury or form a party for personal gain." , not too bad. Well, thanks to my many sons and grandchildren, I don’t feel sorry for you alone.”

The Taoist smiled coldly: "So you don't feel sorry for his father, that little bastard who brought the country into such a scourge, do you?"

The strong man raised his eyes: "Who said I don't feel bad! It's just that his mouth is as sweet as honey, which makes me reluctant to do it. But I didn't make him a fairy."

Wang Gan came to the door suddenly and shouted: "Uncle! Uncle! Hurry up to the Taimiao, the dragon chariot to pick you up to become an immortal is already on the way!"

At the same time, a maid knocked on the door of the bathing pool and shouted: "Master, master, Lingxiao Palace is summoning you."

Daotai hurriedly changed into the crown robes worn by emperors when they offered sacrifices to the heavens. The Taoist and the strong man grabbed his shoulders: "You are too slow, I will take you there."

Fang Yitu hurriedly took the handkerchief to wipe off the mucus on his body, and threw himself into the fresh flower soup next door to wash it off.Di Yan'er didn't care about putting on her clothes, and hurriedly helped her put on the court dress and combed her hair with Chuan Shangxuezi on the left and right.

The author has something to say: the above two chapters are the manuscripts that were coded out three days ago when I finally had time to do nothing, and then I fell ill...

I have a cold.At first, I was dizzy until I became unresponsive, and then I slept hard. Even though the temperature was approaching [-] degrees, I shivered from the cold even though I was wrapped in a quilt, and tears would flow when I coughed.I didn't sleep well all night, my nose was blocked when I lay on my back, I felt like vomiting when I lay on my stomach, and I felt flustered, headache and thirsty when I lay on my side... Basically, I woke up every half an hour.

And I felt sleepy after staying for a while during the day. I fell asleep after watching the finals of I am a singer. I felt hot when I touched my body. The temperature rose the next day but the cold was unbearable. I didn’t know when my mother came in and turned off the computer and turned off the lights while listening to cross talk in handbags. I fell asleep without eating dinner. I was sweating profusely during the sleep, and the virus was completely sent out, and then I had a fever.My lungs hurt from coughing, but my throat doesn't hurt after spitting out phlegm. Today I speak at the highest volume in a whisper, and I have a fever that turns into rabbit eyes.The dizziness has eased a lot, and I squeezed out this chapter after a day.

Thanks to the local tyrant of the healing department~ I am too embarrassed not to update when I saw the grenade you threw.

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