Haomai Xiansheng

Fang Yitu was thinking secretly, he knew that there would be six imperial emperors preaching in the Pantao Festival, and just now he listened to several emperors discussing the Dao, he just felt that he had never heard such a reasonable word in his life, not only the truth It was as hard as thunder, and even the magic power seemed to be raised a bit.

Silently drank a glass of wine, and said in my heart: I must listen carefully and take notes later!

I have spent my whole life hanging out among mortals. When I was a child, I robbed with the mother of a bandit family. Since then, I have been working hard to make a living like a mud leg. I have not seen a few people who can speak the "Tao". The supreme person is like the emperor, if someone wants to make someone do some dirty and dirty things, even if there is a push between the empresses in the harem, it will be clear under the emperor's order.As long as there are things with form and form, I can see clearly with my eyes, but no one can explain clearly what is called "Tao".

I met the eminent monks and Taoists a few times for doing things, and the hermits and scholars often met because they were in the court. The words criticize me for being tyrannical by nature, not benevolent, not loving, not kind, and even those people who have no big picture went to the court to ask the emperor to punish Fang Diji.Hehe, the emperor has a strong temper and never lets others manipulate him.

Fang Yitu drank a glass of imperial wine, looked at the dancing fairy with a flushed face, his eyes were drunk, his hands and feet became weak and his heart was itchy gradually, being smelled by the fragrance that hit his face.Looking at the immortals at the Pantao Festival, all of them were sitting in a serious manner, but they were a little strange. You can understand it if you take a closer look. The smile at the corner of her mouth is just for fun.

The elegant clothes of hundreds of flower fairies are dancing in the air, and that fairy is dressed up like flying into the sky, holding a jade basket in her bare-chested hand to do a flower-scattering dance; Playing lightly, holding the jade flute in hand, swallowing quietly, and holding the pipa obliquely, it fluctuates like pearls, bringing together the beauty and fragrance of hundreds of flowers, making people around you have to behave like gentlemen.

Fang Yitu watched for a long time, and was a little moved by the half-covered style and the rich fragrance.All of a sudden, there was light in his eyes, and he only thought that these people were naked, and felt bored.

Picking up the thought just now in my heart, I continued to think: If someone I admired by Fang Diji went to kneel in front of someone’s house for seven days and found nothing, I would just treat it as nothing. Is worthless.Hmph, those people who can only talk big things but can't do practical things, those people who hate the world and forbid others to be angry, I, Fang Diji, can't wait to chop off their heads and spit on them.

Suddenly I laughed again, I was so annoying that year, I overturned a bunch of beasts with spies, the lord hurriedly dragged Wei Guogong to talk to me for a few days, and then barely kept those old men with bad mouths and stinky mouths who were really clean and self-conscious.

The queen mother and I are on good terms, because the queen mother never persuades me to kill less people, and never persuades me to be quiet and honest.

The Queen Mother probably also knew in her heart that when her son is inconvenient to kill, she will let Fang Diji go; when her son is inconvenient to do bad things, she will also let Fang Diji go. Who will use the power of thunder.

That empress dowager is smart and general, she doesn't let her idleness go, she doesn't fight for fame, she doesn't use poisonous schemes, she doesn't show off her tongue, she taught a good emperor, and she is a wise monarch who can afford and let go.Speaking of which, my lord, that Youdao Mingjun is about to end his lifespan. When we meet in the future, how will we get along with each other?

Huang Feihu leaned over through the two of them, taking advantage of his drunkenness, and patted Fang Yitu on the shoulder: "Zhigui, what's the deal between you and the Plague Emperor?"

Fang Yitu squinted drunkenly at Lu Yue, and smiled half respectfully and half mockingly.She has sharp brows, bright eyes, high nose and thin lips, tall figure and dark skin, and her manner is vigorous and unrestrained, casual and imposing.If a woman looks vulgar and not very beautiful, but a man looks like a capable and handsome face, a pair of eyes full of vigor, bright and sharp, even if they are half-closed, people can't help but look down upon them.

She was dressed as a man when she danced the sword in the next stage, and now the immortals only regard her as a man.Such a domineering look at Lu Yue, Lu Yue didn't respond, and the fairies who saw it were heartbroken.Now Lu Yue cursed secretly in his heart, and displeasure appeared on his face.

Fang Yitu turned her head and said with a cheerful smile: "The lady said that the person surnamed Fang is neither the most beautiful man in the world nor the most beautiful woman in the world. It is common sense that some people hate it." She scratched her head and said casually: "There are some things that Fang What he did was unsatisfactory, he saw it in his eyes and was angry in his heart, how could I know."

Huang Feihu raised his eyebrows slightly, and said strangely: "This is strange. Although the Emperor of Plague is eccentric and full of plagues, he likes to be kind to others. He can be friends with any kind of people. He finally got a direct bloodline to enter the Heavenly Court, and he is another outstanding talent. Why is this? Is there some misunderstanding between you and the Plague Emperor, if it doesn't get in the way, Huang would be more than willing to be a middleman and mediate one or two."

Fang Yitu scratched his head, pondered for a long time with a frowning face, and said, "Does King Wu Cheng think of his wife?"

Huang Feihu laughed, "I haven't seen her before."

"The Plague Emperor has never seen his wife. But if Fang and Di Niang are not together, some people will look at Fang more pleasing to the eye." Fang Yitu took a sip from the wine glass, and said quite annoyedly: "The surname is Fang. The relationship between you and Di Niang is a result of life and death. Although it is not as high as the mountains and seas, she has saved the other party's life several times. She has helped him for many years and sacrificed her life. The two of us are married, and the golden mother also agrees. Yes. Only my parents’ objection can put Fang in a dilemma. Others only know that Fang has broken the rule of yin and yang, but they don’t know that love is priceless.”

Gradually, she became a little drunk, and the evil spirits on the brows and eyes couldn't be concealed, and she said angrily: "Some people just think that Fang and Niang Zhai are both females, and they are against yin and yang, so they put on a look that is not allowed by nature. Hmph, they think they are the law of heaven, but they don't know that Fang is born stubborn. If it really comes to the time when the law of heaven can't bear it, we won't be able to separate the two of us."

The immortals looked sideways when they heard her speak so unscrupulously.

Huang Feihu frowned, but did not speak, waiting for her to speak.

Fang Yitu clapped his hands and smiled slyly: "The lady said earlier, if the situation is really serious, she or I will be reincarnated into a man, and then cultivated to become a fairy, and from then on, Yin and Yang will be reconciled. Tsk tsk, there are sages in the family My wife has nothing to worry about," she rubbed her chin, "the most worrying thing is how to keep a good wife. Fortunately, Fang is not weak and incompetent." She said this, but looked at Lu Yue with her eyes.

Lu Yue's face darkened for a moment, and he gave her a hard look, and said calmly: "Sooner or later, I will show you a disgrace in front of the imperial court, and beat you back to a mortal."

Fang Yitu showed arrogance, straightened his collar and sleeves, and behaved calmly, but he didn't look at him anymore.

Huang Feihu seemed to be aware of it, and smiled slightly: "The method is very good, but it's a pity that it can't be used." He motioned to Lu Yue with his eyes, then looked at Fang Yitu, and said, "Isn't it?"

Fang Yitu stretched his eyebrows and smiled at the corners of his mouth, showing a suave and strict wife: "Yes, yes, the lady said that if you use this trick, you will not be able to hold your head up in front of others. If you are suppressed for a while, you will be suppressed for the rest of your life." It's hard to turn over the pressure, although Fang has feelings, he is aboveboard, and it's not an affair."

Someone on the side laughed and said: "Fang Xiaohou is so afraid of internal affairs, can't he hold his head up?"

Fang Yitu said with a smile: "Fear of self has its own general pleasure." There were more than a dozen immortal generals nodding together, and even a few handsome immortals in the distance nodded repeatedly, and whispered: "What Zhongxiaohou said makes sense. .”

If it weren't for her face resembling a man, her demeanor is bold and unrestrained, and the sword dance just now was thrilling, it would be ridiculous for her to say this.

"What's the fun? It makes people disregard their face."

Fang Yitu smiled and said: "The fun here is not as good as that of outsiders. What I can tell you is that there is one less misfortune with a good wife. If you are afraid of yourself and have a virtuous lady in charge, you will not be frivolous in a place where the lady can see you." Mistake."

Nezha sat in the same place and didn't understand, but made a separate body and came over, interjected: "You are also a person who has been ordered by the heaven, so why should you be controlled by a weak woman."

Fang Yitu smiled helplessly and shook his head: "The third prince doesn't know something. My wife has been Fang's military adviser since childhood, and I can't do anything without her. Fang is not used to being in charge of others, but it has been more than 30 years under Di Niang's control. Now, if she ignores me, she will make a big mistake."

Nezha snorted, revealing some envy.But he said: "After a while, the six imperial emperors preached. I saw that Fang Xiaohou had just listened to a few jokes from the emperors. It seemed that he had gained something. I don't know if it is or not."

Fang Yitu said: "It is indeed a great harvest. The knots in the heart are loosened before death, which is of great benefit to the practice."

Nezha said calmly, "The emperor's sermon is extremely profound, and he can't understand it for a moment. Do you know how to write it down?"

Fang Yitu said: "I heard that the jade slips can be videotaped, I'm afraid I can't finish the recording if I don't have the mana to persist, and if I record it, I'm afraid I will be negligent."

Huang Feihu smiled and said: "Fang Xiaohou don't have to worry, every time after the emperor preaches, all the immortals will borrow jade slips from each other, and make up for what they are unable to do and what they have neglected."

Li Tianwang patted Nezha beside him, and said, "Nezha, take back your avatar, it's outrageous."

Nezha's avatar and other party Yitu cupped his fists: "Farewell, we'll talk about it later."

Fang Yitu saw that he seemed to have something to say, and said with a smile: "If the third prince is free, Fang will find you to have a drink together."

Nezha nodded, turned into a ray of light and returned to the main body sitting next to Li Tianwang.

Not long after, the ladies of the palace came in one after another, removed the wine and fruit dishes in front of the immortals, and replaced them with a cup of green tea and a jade slip.

The same is true in front of the six emperors. While drinking tea, the six emperors pushed back the order of the sermons, and they were courteous.

All the immortals drank clear tea to get rid of the alcohol, and sat in one side with full clothes and crowns.

After settling his mind, he inhaled the spiritual energy vigorously, and waited for the sixth imperial emperor to use magic power to engrave his memory into the jade slip when he was preaching.

After six days.The sermon is over.

Princess Longji stood up and left her seat, and said to Yu Qunxian: "According to the rules, every hundred years, the immortal who has made the most progress in cultivation can ask questions. Among the nobles, Fang Yituxin, the loyal and filial Marquis, has made the most progress from being a mortal to a celestial being."

All the immortals have seen this time and couldn't help laughing.Although there is only one quota every hundred years to solve the puzzle, most of the immortals have masters, and if they are advanced in Taoism, there will naturally be immortal elders who can ask for advice, but no one values ​​this opportunity to self-defeating.

Fang Yitu was so tired of engraving memories in the jade slips that he was almost exhausted, but his face was very clear, and the stagnation between his brows that could not be seen without looking carefully dissipated, making him more energetic.At this time, hearing his surname, he hurriedly stood up.

Haotian God said lightly: "That's the case. If Fang Qing has any doubts, just tell me."

Fang Yitu's face was grim, and he stood up after bowing deeply: "I heard what His Majesty Changsheng just said, the murderer is killed, and the murdered is murdered, it is extremely fair, and I can't escape. What do you mean? After checking, my ex-husband Fang Luo is not the enemy of the minister, not in every lifetime."

The Antarctic Emperor Changsheng thought for a while and said: "This matter is complicated. One is that you have killed many people and blamed ghosts for hating you. The other is that it is inconvenient to say that you will come to find me in the future. I will tell you in detail. Unpredictable." He was quite distressed, and turned his head to ask: "Mother Jin's sister-in-law, Empress Houtu, if you two are right, let Fang Luo's soul be taken to Fang Yitu."

Mother of Jin laughed and said: "Your Majesty has something to say, how can I not respond to it, Long Ji writes the decree."

Empress Houtu said generously: "The eldest princess will also write an edict for me, and I will just use the seal."

Princess Longji smiled helplessly and went to draw up the decree.

Everyone guessed what the second reason was that it was inconvenient to explain in detail, only the monkey who was hanging on the flat peach tree and stealing the flat peach while others were listening let out a sneer.

The Antarctic Emperor Changsheng said: "Fang Qing, continue."

"I married him all my life in the mortal world, and I was cautious in every way. The poor and humble husband and wife supported each other for half my life. Although there was no kindness, there should be love. When he became successful and famous, and his children were in groups, he put poison on the knife and killed him. The minister, the righteous son Fengchen fled, but Fang Luo sent troops to chase and kill all the way, and many of the three sons under the minister's knees died without a whole body. Why did Fang Luo kill the minister? Can't forgive."

"After the minister's death, the master of the minister made the decision for the minister, and Fang Luoming was punished by the canon. After going to heaven, he was blessed by the empress, and his adopted son became a fairy. With the permission of the empress, I will take Zhai Yan'er as my wife. Now I have a wife and children in my family, and I have several friends and dozens of friends. The position of loyal and filial marquis cannot be called disrespectful. Your Majesty and your empress are also rare masters." Fang Yitu pinched Clenching his fists, his face was calm and not showing distress, his voice was slightly hoarse: "Chen, I have a heart in my heart, but I don't know what it is."

The Antarctic Emperor Changsheng smiled: "When you interrogate Fang Luo, you will naturally know."

Emperor Qinghua snorted and said, "Isn't this the answer to all the questions in the future? Changsheng, you are too perfunctory."

The Antarctic Emperor Changsheng smiled and said, "What do you say according to Qinghua?"

Emperor Qinghua was stunned, blinked and said: "The other party will be severely punished."

Emperor Ziwei laughed loudly: "Can a kind person like Qinghua say such a thing?"

Emperor Qinghua smiled indifferently: "It's Fang Yitu who tortured me, and it's not me who tortured me. There's nothing wrong with that. Although I don't kill people, I know the beauty of killing people. Fang Yitu's heart knot lies in everything. She is not ashamed of Fang Luo, so she resents her end. If she has selfishness with others, after she is killed, she will definitely not be angry and block the way. Isn't it?"

Fang Yitu stood with his hands down: "Yes."

Emperor Ziwei said: "You know a lot of people, why?"

Fang Yitu said: "If you care about it, you will be lost. I married him because he has both ability and political integrity, and he is tolerant of others. Afterwards, he has always been docile and do not know how to guard against."

Fang Yitu waited until the top signaled that she could continue to ask questions, and then said: "I lost my mother when I was young, and my mother was lynched and tortured by the officials to the point where she was decapitated. After 20 years, I entered the temple and punished the relevant people. The executioner who took away Yao Fan from the Ministry of Punishment is the reincarnation of my mother."

She paused, her throat choked: "If I don't do anything, can my mother beheaded the enemy after her reincarnation?"

Emperor Qinghua said: "Yes, maybe not that year, but I can after all."

The Antarctic Emperor Changsheng said: "What happened before is the karma of the previous life, and what happened afterward can still be changed."

The author has something to say: Sorry, it's late...I'm really busy.Originally this chapter was supposed to be published on the 07th, I broke my promise...

Fang Diji was written too badly by me...