Haomai Xiansheng

Fang Yitu suddenly gave a gentle smile. Although she was almost masculine handsome, such a smile with crooked brows was a bit coquettish. She pressed the handle of the knife with one hand and covered her lips with the other, she was tight on the outside and on the inside.He giggled with a hoarse voice, and seemed a little embarrassed: "The Great Sage is wrong, Fang is not a man."

"It has nothing to do with me." Sun Wukong squatted on the peach branch and looked at her with anger: "Is it your idea to hold the peach feast in the peach garden?" The armor is complete and golden, but it doesn't stop him from squatting on the branch and caressing the peach in his hand.

Monkey King looked at the plump and juicy flat peaches on the tree with his golden eyes, and at the same time sized up Immortal Zhenyuan who was no longer staring at him.I was uneasy in my heart, should I steal the peaches, or should I not let him put it in my sleeves a few more times... Stealing peaches is the happiest, but it is too embarrassing to be in the sleeves.

The monkey looked in all directions. The flat peach tree was different from ordinary peach trees. The flat peaches not only smelled very fragrant, but also kept blooming.Peach blossoms fluttering like rain all over the sky are trembling on the branches. The peaches are huge and plump, either green, white or red.

Monkey King quickly swallowed two mouthfuls of saliva before it flowed from the corner of his mouth.Up to now, he can turn a blind eye to the ordinary peaches, but this is a flat peach!

One by one hanging beside the peach blossoms, clean and rosy, so beautiful, as if waving to him... waving...

With a light flicker of his gaze, Zhen Yuanzi's face sank like water, and together with several bodhisattvas, Taoists, and real people who were invited to come, he secretly set up a three-talented and eight-square formation. Once he wanted to violently pick peaches, he would be repelled immediately.

All the powerful people said: Although all the fruitful fruits of this garden will not fall into their stomachs, monkeys can eat [-]% of them every time. Xiang felt the strong aura, but how could he watch this reckless monkey eat flat peaches as if they were ordinary peaches.

After thinking about it again, this is the reason why the Zhongxiaohou proposed to hold the flat peach feast in this peach garden, not because he hoped that the monkey would not be able to do it because everyone was present, but because he decided that all the great immortals, high Taoists, real people, and Bodhisattvas would also be reluctant. Turn a blind eye to the monkey's continuous eating and taking.

Thinking of this, many strange and unhappy eyes were cast on Fang Yitu, it seemed that he was very dissatisfied with this woman who counted all the people in the Pantao Meeting, but also had a bit of admiration spontaneously.Not everyone can come up with this idea, and those who come up with this idea may not dare to say it.

Princess Longji smiled like a spring breeze, secretly proud in her heart, not bad, not bad, although these people who can make monkeys give face will not come to guard the Pantao Garden, but once these people are present, looking at the peaches full of branches, it is also He couldn't bear to let the monkeys pick them up, so he naturally blocked them secretly.

The third princess was very proud, and secretly praised her in her heart, she deserves to be the person I like, she deserves to be the person I recommend, really good.

"That's right." Fang Yitu looked up at him, with a calm and fearless face, and a little eager to try.After a while, Monkey King just stared at Tao Zi and drooled, and then said loudly: "That's exactly Fang." But her voice was weird, she was only slightly hoarse when she spoke in a soft voice, once she raised her voice, It was hoarse when he spoke.

Not only does it sound like it has been through many vicissitudes, but it also has an aggressive and majestic sense of commanding orders. It seems that once the words are spoken, others cannot help but obey.

The monkey sized her up with a pair of dripping eyes, Fang Yitu's face showed a hint of humility and provocation, his hands were hanging loosely by his sides, his fingers were half curled and half stretched, he seemed to be in a stable mood, neither nervous nor nervous. Unprepared.Just hanging casually by his side, every inch of his skin was relaxed and comfortable, as if he didn't know that he was in danger of offending the Monkey King, let alone that the most respectable immortals in the three realms gathered around him, and they It was all because of Seventh Princess's dissatisfaction with her.

Standing among the maids, Ji You and Hu Ban could not help feeling helpless as they watched the women around them shine brightly.Male immortals are honest and do their duty to hide their strengths and bide their time, or they have no intention of personal affairs at all. Fang Yitu, a woman full of masculine temperament, don't be too flirtatious.

When Monkey King became serious, his golden eyes frightened people. Even though Fang Yitu was used to the wind and waves, he couldn't help trembling in his heart, so he could only smile sweetly. Not restrained.

The Great Sage Equaling Heaven bared his teeth: "You little lady, you are neither a national surname nor a clan, why is there a dragon aura around you? Huh? Seriously!"

"The appearance of the great sage. Although he is not from the clan or the royal family, he has a golden orchid friendship with the emperor, and he has made friends with him eight times, so this is the case." Fang Yitu frowned and said, "I just don't know why the great sage saw the dragon's aura? I am separated from the emperor by yin and yang, and I am different from immortals, and I have not seen each other for many years."

The three princesses whispered excitedly: "If it is not related to the Son of Heaven, then there will be a Son of Heaven among your descendants." The Qin Dynasty was created by Emperor Ziwei, and the Han Dynasty was created by the reincarnation of Chi Emperor. There are immortals and demons. The Sui Dynasty was created when His Majesty's empress was reincarnated. The founding king of the Tang Dynasty was the descendant of the Taishang Laojun.

All the immortals knew about these things, but it was a pity that the third princess made friends carelessly, so they didn't think much about it.

Fang Yitu turned to look at the three princesses, his face was livid, he stared at the ground firmly, and said in a deep voice: "Stop returning to help and protect the emperor. Although he has selfish desires for fame and fortune, he is unwilling to replace him. The emperor is on top, Fang Yitu Although the family comes from recklessness, there have never been any traitors and thieves, the third princess is so suspicious, where will the loyalty of the ministers be placed in the whole life."

She, Fang Diji, helped protect the emperor. Although on the one hand, she wanted to avenge her mother with high position, righteousness, and emperor's order, on the other hand, she liked excitement and excitement. In the end, she was able to take the lead in choosing the current emperor who was not a prince in the past because of congeniality.On the surface, they are monarchs and ministers, but in fact they refer to each other as confidants, so they can be loyal ministers.He said he was a loyal minister, but in his heart he didn't want to feel sorry for the lord, a good brother, good friend, and good confidant.

If the third princess said this in private, she could laugh it off, and even after the emperor reunited after his death, she might even use it to make fun of it, but he wouldn't care.But here, no! !If it is said that most of the people in the Three Realms who are more righteous are here, and they are all dissatisfied with her plotting against them, there is something to be said.However, all the famous colleagues in the heavenly court, male and female, are here, and she must sternly refute, even though she knows that the heavenly court doesn't care about the change of emperors in the mortal world, but she must care.Because she is a "Marquis of Loyalty and Filial Piety", Fang Yitu must not make any mistakes in terms of "loyalty" and "filial piety".

Whether it is loyal to the emperor of heaven and the golden mother, or loyal to the lord of the mortal emperor himself, it is not a joke.

This is not for self-protection, but because Fang Yitu puts loyalty first in doing things, and what she values ​​is knowing kindness and loyalty. This is not a belief, but a principle.Whether in the green forest, in the army, or in the court, this principle is the same.

Whether it's right or wrong, it's nothing to be ashamed of.

The third princess was still very excited, her beautiful eyes were shining brightly, and she squeezed her chin for fear that the world would not be chaotic. She calculated: "One day the emperor will be surrounded by courtiers, and one day the emperor will be surrounded by traitors. When the world is in chaos, it will be the day when the heroes ascend the heights." .”

"Fang's family has killed too much, and they can get a minister, but not a master." Fang Yitu seemed to be unable to bear the anger, and after a long pause, his expression was stiff, but he said in a hoarse voice: "I dare not Guarantee the loyalty of the whole family, but if something happens to the lineage of Sheng Tianzi, I would rather clean up the lintel and send that unworthy descendant into reincarnation."

I can't say it dead, if that grandson can really change the dynasty, how can I be unhappy!It’s just that the emperor at that time had better not be of the blood of the current emperor. If he was, he would have to be stupid to the end, or else he would be caught between righteousness and the lord and the descendants...Comparing the two, the lord and I are congenial and support each other, but the descendants are Born by my blood, as expected, the lord is more important.

Having said that, the third princess... are you helping the seventh princess?There is a monkey on the tree staring at me with scorching eyes, please let Fang go in time?

"Perhaps Zhongxiaohou is the grandmother other than the emperor's grandson. I don't know." Princess Longji said slowly with a smile, and the third princess realized that first of all, this is not a good place to talk about this matter, and secondly, for a title of Zhongxiao It would be too ironic for Hou's fairy to discuss the matter of her descendants replacing the emperor.

The third princess said in a low voice: "I used a secret method, so others can't hear us"

Fang Yitu looked at her very bluntly, and shook his head helplessly: "Look back." If it was in other places, I would believe it if you said that, but although not all the people at the Peach Banquet were present, it depends on their ability Restrain the Monkey King, I don't believe that your Taoism can be deaf to others.

The third princess looked back, and smiled at the three brothers Nezha and the Barefoot Daxian who were drinking beside her, but she still didn't understand what she meant when she turned her head.

The second princess coughed lightly, glanced at Fang Yitu with a flat face, and said slowly: "Sister, the empress is still waiting for you and me to report back, if you take a step first, my sister will arrive soon."

Fang Yitu doesn't believe in your secret technique, besides, your secret technique prevents most immortals from going anywhere, but this Pantao victory meeting gathers the powers of the three realms, you can't just look at the six righteous gods and most of the immortals present with blank faces, To see Sun Houzi's impatient face, the old man in the sky and Guanyin looked at each other and communicated, Yue Lao frowned slightly, and the Emperor Changsheng and Emperor Gouchen were betting on this matter.Um?There were two maids, ah, the maids next to the empress, and they tried their best to see Fang Yitu's expression, as if they were guessing what happened.

Why do you need to talk too much, third sister, it is enough to have a grandson monkey.

The third princess left the stage gracefully under the gesture of the second sister.

"The eldest princess speaks well, and I am very grateful." Fang Yitu bowed to the ground, and put on a serious and rigid smile like a censor: "If the emperor's grandson is a wise and open-minded person, all living things and common people will be grateful for the princess' benevolence." Virtue, the minister also remembers the five inner feelings."

The skill of hitting the snake with the stick is too blunt.Wouldn't it be enough to promise you the grandson of the emperor and start asking for it?

"There's not enough people, hahahaha" Monkey King couldn't help laughing, and after a long time he said: "The surname is Fang, which courtier are you?"

"Now I am a loyal and filial Marquis of Yao Chi, and I will never forget the kindness of my lord in the past."

The Great Sage Equaling Heaven took another flat peach, took a bite, and said nonchalantly, "My old grandson has always admired loyal and brave men, so climb up and talk."

The tree branch he was on was two feet high from the ground. If he really 'climbed' forward, although he wouldn't be too tired, it would also hurt his face.

Fang Yitu turned his head to look at Princess Longji, hesitatingly said in a low voice: "Chen..."

Princess Longji's phoenix eyes were full of trust and tolerance, she waved her hands, and said softly: "Fang Qing, there is no need to be polite. Nothing will happen. Monkeys never kill immortals." You can refuse or agree, monkeys dare not How about you.

Fang Yitu pleaded guilty in a low voice: "I'm rude, I ask the princesses to forgive me." Seeing the princesses nodding their heads slightly, she stepped forward slowly, grabbed the hem of her skirt, and tapped her toes lightly, Lifting it up more than a foot high, stretching out his hand to hook the branch where the monkey was squatting, a kite turned over and landed neatly beside him.The brows in the fluttering clothes are full of heroism, very chic.

Anyone with a discerning eye could tell that she didn't use spells, and she turned up with her fists and kicks.

It seemed that there were low and noisy cheers in the place where the female immortals gathered, and many male immortals almost spouted wine.

They were all secretly annoyed, no wonder most of the female fairies go to the mortal world to be romantic, and these male immortals don't show their flair in front of the female fairies in order to avoid the affair between men and women, so that even now a girl who looks masculine is praised by the female fairies.They sound quite excited.

Hu Ban said to Ji You: "Don't blame Zhai Niang for falling in love with her, she is just fine on weekdays, she is really chic and charming when she is in the limelight."

Ji You sighed and said: "Marquis Zhongxiao shouldn't hang out among female fairies. He pretends to be gentle and soft-spoken every day, which makes me feel awkward. She pretends so badly, it's better not to pretend."

Hu Ban looked at Fang Yitu's glamorous makeup fairies, and said: "I think after today, the empress will transfer her to the Lingxiao Palace to be with the male immortals, so that all the female immortals will not guard against it." Duty."

Ji You said with a complicated expression: "The Zhongxiao Hou has to move out of the Yaochi Palace. Do you ask for orders to go with her, or go back to serve the empress?"

Hu Ban sighed, and said: "I am free and casual with her, and respected by my mother. I would rather be more casual."

Sun Wukong glared at her dissatisfied, and said, "Go down and climb again."

Fang Yitu tried his best to take his eyes away from the attractive and fragrant flat peaches, and said with a smile, "Since I was ten years old, this is how I climb trees."

Sun Wukong sneered and said, "Don't think that Grandpa has never seen a mortal climb a tree, he climbed like a pig arching a tree."

Fang Yitu raised his eyebrows and smiled: "Has the Great Sage ever seen a martial arts master climb a tree? You use your internal force to fly up a mountain, and you need both hands and feet to climb a tree?"

Sun Wukong made a disdainful bark, and said in a low voice: "You are not stupid, you can show grandpa grandpa how to eat flat peaches, and you will get around your disturbing me. If you don't, grandpa grandpa will give you a stick."

Fang Yitu spread his hands: "The great sage's supernatural powers are so powerful that they reach heaven and earth. Why don't you plant a mountain of peaches by yourself and try to make them taste like flat peaches?"

Sun Wukong was furious, and kicked over to interrupt her nonsense, saying: "Do you think my old grandson has never tried it! The reason why flat peaches are precious is because they taste good! They can't be grown anywhere else!"

Fang Yitu stretched out his fist and hit him on the ankle with all his strength when he stretched out his foot to kick him. His foot was twisted quite a bit.

Just like no one expected that he would squat down and kick him, no one thought that Fang Yitu would not dodge or evade, and forcibly touched him once with his fist, and he was not kicked away.

She knew that Pantao could make people live forever and become a flying fairy, but she thought that this was a monkey, and she didn't even bother to correct him. Why do you need the Great Sage to take action? Fang has also heard that the fruits on Huaguo Mountain are very plump, if you can search for strange peach species in the world, breed them, and select good ones, you may be able to grow peaches with unique flavors."

Sun Wukong nodded and praised: "Well said." With a shake of his hand from his ear, he pulled out the Ruyi Golden Cudgel and swished it towards her head.

Fang Yitu kept his hand on the handle of the knife, and when he saw him swinging the stick, he immediately leaned back, a kite turned over and drew the knife, and landed firmly on the ground.Holding a shining golden knife in one hand, which complemented her radiant eyes, she said in a hoarse voice: "Fang is willing to do his best to worship the Great Sage." This voice sounded a bit suffocating. Qi.

Monkey King froze on the treetop with the golden cudgel in his hand, and said, "What do you mean?"

"What did she mean by that?"

"Do my best to accompany you."

"what?"

"She, Fang Yitu, tried her best to fight Monkey King, that's what she meant."

"What does it matter?"

"Have you forgotten? Over the years, Monkey King has never had to fight unless he changed his description. If she can make him a little bit addicted, why move the flat peach festival in the garden so that he can't eat the most peaches? It's not a big deal."

Fang Yitu grinned, stopped talking loudly, and his voice became slightly hoarse: "Go out and fight, don't hurt Tao Zi."

Sun Wukong grinned: "My stick knows how to avoid peaches!"

Fang Yitu rubbed his fists impatiently, and said: "I can't use the big opening and closing moves here, it's really uncomfortable, please move the Great Sage."

Sun Wukong swiped a stick flower, teased and said: "You don't need to make a rule, don't hit the face, don't hit the chest and abdomen or something."

Fang Yitu laughed three times: "Since you are fighting, why bother to stick to it. Fang's kung fu is superficial, although he can't make the Great Sage happy, he must try his best to accompany Fang to be worthy of the Great Sage's love. There is only one thing, I heard that the Great Sage has King Kong. With a bad body, Fang can't restrain his key points regardless of his moves, I wonder if it's okay?"

The monkey was gearing up, and said concisely: "Well said, this is the human language." He picked up someone's wine glass and took a sip, strode forward, hooked Yitu's shoulder above, and said happily: "Let's go!" Let's go, don't worry about eating peaches, at last there is another person who dares to fight my old grandson."

Fang Yitu complained: "I haven't fought with anyone for a long time, and I feel uncomfortable all over."

Although when he inquired about the news, he knew that this monkey likes to fight with people to the fullest, and has not fought with people for a long time, but Fang Yitu did not force this suggestion at all.

Fang Yitu is a person who has always been kind and caring, and tries her best to maintain a gentle, courteous, courteous image among all the fairies, but her muscles and bones are sore, and she can't wait to beat each other violently. happy.

No matter how refined and refined he is, let alone the idea of ​​enlightenment in martial arts, even the ability to fight the enemy will be exhausted in the gentle village.

Fang Yitu originally thought that once he had the opportunity to meet the Monkey King, he would invite him to fight until he was exhausted. Now that he had such an opportunity, how could he let it go.