Haomai Xiansheng

After retiring from the court, Fang Yitu wandered outside Rui Palace, waiting for Princess Longji to summon him.

The pavilions are high and low, hidden by the windows, the secluded houses and the curved rooms, the jade railings and the vermilion trees, are connected to each other, and the circles are in harmony, and the households are connected by themselves.The golden horn lies under the building, and the jade beast squats next to the door;Expenses of gold, jewels and jade, the treasury is empty.People who stray into it will not be able to get out all day long.

Many female fairies chattered about what kind of ceremony a woman and a woman get married, how to plan it, and how to call it.

Fang Yitu listened for a long time, and couldn't help interjecting: "Mother Zhai originally called me my lord, but now she calls me by my name."

The female fairies were silent for a moment, then smiled coquettishly and looked at her openly, and asked one after another: "What about after that? Will she call Zhong Xiaohou the husband master in the future?"

"Let her go." Fang Yitu scratched his head: "This kind of thing is irrelevant. It's the wedding... Fang really can't make up his mind."

Fairy Peony is wearing a red dress and her face is like a silver plate. She is as charming and charming as a peony. She is also the leader of a group of people. She said with a smile, "I don't know when Zhong Xiaohou will get married. My sisters can also ask for a wedding wine."

Fang Yitu's face was dark, and there was no smile on his face. He sighed and said, "There are still two years of mourning, and after that, Fang will start planning. It's just that Fang is not thoughtful, and there are some people in the heavenly court. I don't know about the opportunity, if all the fairies are free, please give me some pointers." She bowed in a group.

Peach Blossom Fairy smiled slightly, just as gentle as a peach blossom: "Lord Zhong Xiaohou, since ancient times, if you have no intentions, I will rest, why bother to mourn for such a person?"

Fang Yitu's expression turned sour, and he said indifferently: "How can you tell the difference between love and hatred? After all, there is half a lifetime of friendship, how can you just say it's gone?"

Fairy Peony smoothed things over and said: "Marquis Zhongxiao, may I ask you to calculate the two-year mourning period according to the sky, or according to the mortal world? This day is one year in the sky, and the days are almost far away. If you calculate according to the mortal world , you have passed the mourning period, if it is counted according to the heavens... the concubines are all counted according to the mortal world."

Fang Yitu rubbed his forehead, frowned and said, "Well... wait for Fang to go back and ask Di Niang."

A fairy who I didn't know laughed and said: "Marquis Zhongxiao is so considerate. You are really lucky to be her husband. I just want to remind you that you can't get married until the peach feast is over. Otherwise, the two places will be in a hurry. In a mess, Master Hou can't do well in the errand he received in front of the eldest princess, and he can't handle his own family's affairs well either."

Suddenly there was a commotion in the distance, and a little fairy ran over crying, wearing a white flowered tube top and a white gauze dress, her snow-like skin was translucent, and three thousand strands of hair were scattered on her shoulders. There is no extra hair accessories, just a lot of flowers, the red and white flowers set off the snow-white pretty face full of tears, very melancholy and pitiful.

There was a great commotion from the crowd, and for a moment there was a gust of fragrant wind and the sound of swallows and warblers, and they went to pick up the little fairy one after another.

Fang Yitu was very curious about who could force a fairy to cry in the Yaochi, but he only heard the little fairy cry and say: "It's Ningshan God." spread out.

Who is Fang Yitu?Born in a cottage, although she usually speaks and does things very politely, she is actually a character who loves to fight and compete. If she hadn't asked Mo Lihong to evaluate her martial arts and supernatural powers, she was sure that she could only beat some of the most powerful for the time being. A weak female fairy will not be so honest.Going forward to help the little fairy who was kneeling on the ground and crying non-stop, gently wiped away the tears on her fragile skin with her thumb: "Is that mountain god supernatural?"

The little fairy blinked her big teary eyes, the crystal clear teardrops hung on her black and curled eyelashes, she looked at Fang Yitu with her moist eyes, and said in a soft voice, "He doesn't have supernatural powers, but Ning Shan A special kind of fairy tea, which is a must at the flat peach banquet. He refused to give it."

Fang Yitu was surprised: "Does he dare to disobey the princess' will?"

"If the eldest princess makes an order, of course he dare not disobey, but how could the eldest princess give an order for such a trivial matter." The little fairy sniffled, and suddenly fell into Fang Yitu's arms and cried loudly: "I still have to ask him, Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... Now the little guy in my arms is an unlucky child.

Fang Yitu saw that she was young and thin, and she was almost as big as the eldest daughter when he held her in his arms. He felt pity for her and wanted to help her, but he was afraid that there would be some forces behind the domineering mountain god. He said emotionally: "A mere mountain god, who has no magical powers but dares to be so arrogant, who will support him?"

"There is no one to support him. As long as he has someone to support him, he will not practice without making any progress, and stay in the position of mountain god all year round. It's just that he is a spirit in Ningshan. Only he can grow so much good tea, but he I have never been willing to pay tribute to the Heavenly Court. I know how to bully and bully the last little fairy." The little fairy wiped her tears, and hurriedly left Fang Yitu's arms in embarrassment, stepped back two steps and looked up at her handsome face. Blushing: "Ah, Marquis Zhongxiao..."

Before going to court, Fang Yitu was introduced by Hu Ban outside the palace, even those who didn't meet him heard her name and saw her appearance.At the court meeting in the hall, she was called out twice again, plus she was taller and stronger than all the female immortals and mighty and handsome like a man, so she was really easy to be remembered.

Fang Yitu said lightly: "Such a person is very interesting. Fang really wants to see how rascal a mere mountain god is?"

The little fairy looked at her cutely.The female fairy who was familiar with her tugged at her sleeve, and signaled her to take the opportunity to vent her anger quickly. Even if the Zhongxiao Hou said that he couldn't beat him, and his title alone could suppress him, maybe the God of Ningshan would still He was dismissed by a memorial because he offended Marquis Zhongxiao with his outspokenness.

Fang Yitu looked at the little fairy leading the way ahead, no matter how many watching fairies followed behind him, he touched the golden knife with one hand, and said calmly: "Where is Ningshan? It sounds very familiar, as if I have been there before."

The little fairy blushed excitedly, and said softly: "Master Hou, Ningshan is in Nanman, under the rule of Dianzhou."

Fang Yitu rubbed his chin and murmured, "It's getting more and more familiar."

When they arrived in a flower hall, the mountain god was triumphantly drinking a cup of fragrant tea, and looked contemptuously at the little fairy who walked in from the door with a pale face.

Fang Yitu walked in behind the little fairy, but he saw the tall and strong man with beard, wearing a moon-white Taoist crown, wearing a light blue Taoist robe and wearing white socks and cloud shoes, sitting in the left seat on the left. Shaking her head with her eyes closed, she waited for a moment, and seeing that the man hadn't responded, she immediately stepped forward, grabbed the lapel of the mountain god, and threw it on the ground with a flick of her hand.

The little fairy screamed excitedly.The calmer female fairies just widened their eyes, while the lively ones started to applaud.

Fang Yitu flicked his cloak with the golden sword on his horse, moved the golden sword in front of him, and sat on the main seat with Erlang's legs crossed, with the sword resting on Erlang's legs.Although she is not as tall and strong as the mountain god, she sits there in the posture of a mountain king, but she has the aura of a general. After all, she is really a person who has commanded thousands of troops, and she has the kind of arrogance and domineering tempered in the battlefield. , although it can be restrained on weekdays, it is deeply buried in the bone marrow.Gently touching the beloved Maojin knife with his big hand, his sword eyebrows and tiger eyes are not angry and majestic.At this moment, her spirit was shaken, she hadn't done such a domineering thing for a long time, she really missed it.

The mountain god was also taken by her power, and stood up by himself: "May I ask your Excellency?"

Fang Yitu didn't speak, just glanced lightly at the little fairy, the little fairy was always under orders, and immediately said: "You are not polite when you are here."

The mountain god sneered knowingly, and cupped his hands: "I don't know where the little god offended? Zhong Xiaohou actually shot at the little god."

Fang Yitu said condescendingly: "A certain person was ordered to assist in the Pantao Banquet." Indeed, the title of the paper was to assist in the Pantao Banquet. "Take out all the tribute."

The God of Ningshan squinted and said: "This Ningshan tea is not the ordinary tea that Zhongxiao Hou is used to drinking. The yield is extremely low. Too much is used in the flat peach banquet. It should be reduced."

Fang Yitu said domineeringly, "Is the tea production in Ningshan extremely low, or is it only when you manage Ningshan that the tea production is extremely low?"

Ningshan God took a step forward and looked at Fang Yitu covetously: "Don't you know about Zhong Xiaohou? Except for the little god, no one else can grow Ningshan tea."

"Oh? That's really the case? I'm asking you to be transferred to be a mountain god elsewhere. At the next peach feast, you will still pay tribute to Ningshan tea."

"Don't Zhong Xiaohou know that Ningshan tea is only grown on Ningshan? How can tea grown elsewhere be called Ningshan tea?"

"Oh, it seems that you, the mountain god, have nothing to do with it. Please ask for an order immediately, and call some careful and honest female fairies to see how the Ningshan tea harvest is."

Ning Shanshen was furious and forced to take another step forward: "Marquis Zhongxiao is so aggressive, it's too much."

Fang Yitu drew his saber fiercely, flicked the shining golden saber in his hand with his fingers, and said with a sneer, "It is the duty of a certain assistant to manage the peach banquet."

Ning Shan said: "You are obviously taking it by force."

Fang Yitu laughed loudly: "If you want to fight, a certain family will accompany you. If you don't want to fight, why waste your words, I will ask for an order, so that you can go to retreat and practice, so that no one will have the opportunity to treat you again. Take by force."

Seeing her smile, God Ningshan suddenly changed his face. He took a few steps back and stared at her with burning eyes, as if he was trying to identify something, and suddenly became submissive: "Ningshan tea, the little god will pay you all the tribute. The little god will leave."

The female fairies almost burst into cheers.

"Hold on!" Fang Yitu stared at him, "Do you know someone?" At this moment, she suddenly remembered where Ningshan was.

Ningshan God was about to shake his head, Fang Yitu shook his head and chuckled, "Don't you know me?"

God Ningshan glanced at her a few times, then lowered his head: "Your Excellency, Fang Diji?"

Fang Yitu put the knife back in its sheath, sat back carelessly, patted the table, pushed his cup of tea over, and ordered: "Sit!"

Ning Shanshen immediately sat down.

Fang Yitu said: "Back then when I fought against the barbarian king, the barbarian's corpses were scattered all over the field, but I met you by chance." Fang Yitu lied to him, in fact, it was another general in the court who fought against the barbarian king back then, and she just After they quelled the rebellion, they went to look for medicinal herbs. Although they also killed the rebels when they went deep into the jungle, it was rare... and it was not a coincidence. She was the one who robbed the mountain god as a robber.

Ning Shan couldn't help but apologize, but refused to say anything.

Fang Yitu slapped her hands, and said boldly: "I see." She took out a small book with staples from her bosom, and a writing brush with a cap on it, and with the tip of her finger hooked the mana from Ningshan God's cup He took a drop of water and put it on the tip of the pen, then swiped it backwards, and wrote a line crookedly on the notebook.

Tear off the paper from the book, and hand it to Ningshan God: "You take this paper to my ancestral hall in the mortal capital, show it to Chen Liang, and ask him to return all the things I robbed, as well as the tea tree. It has been raised half-dead in the back garden of the prime minister's mansion, and it doesn't produce a few leaves a year, if I knew it would be like this, I wouldn't have snatched it from you back then."

At that time, when she was dispensing medicine, she needed a plant of medicinal material. She had already picked the medicinal material, but the mountain god came out to stop it.Fang Yitu was furious and asked for a competition. This mountain god tended tea trees all year round. He didn't like to practice but only cooked tea in his spare time. How could he compare to Fang Diji, who had experienced many battles.Not only did the medicinal materials not stay, but a precious tea tree was dug up by the evil bandit Fang XX, as well as some jade tea utensils, gold pots and jade shovels... After returning, they were all stored in the warehouse.

She was okay when she was cold-faced, but seeing her wild laugh, Ningshan God immediately recognized that this was the vicious bandit.

The same is true for Fang Yitu, she didn't remember the arrogant and domineering tit-for-tat look of the Ningshan God, but the wry face and apologetic smile were particularly eye-catching.

Only then did Ningshan God show a sincere smile on his face, carefully put away the paper, and said: "Master Hou was in a mortal body, and killed the little god in such a mess that he even had to hand over the tea tree. Now in the heaven Come on, Master Hou's supernatural powers must be even more outstanding, right?"

Fang Yitu laughed twice, and stood up: "Although I robbed you of a tea tree, it is only one of a hundred tea trees. You can pay tribute to the Ningshan tea at the peach feast. There is something important, and you will hand over the rest to her."

She returned the things only because she hadn't been mixed up to the point where she was robbed and protected by the king like in the mortal world, and she didn't remember what good things they were.Now that the mountain god recognized him, it would be better for him to report to Yaochi with a memorial, so that he, the very useful Marquis of Loyalty and Filial Piety, would return it early, and also prevent him from saying that he could not pay the full amount of tribute because there was a missing tea tree.

Recently, I always feel that there is a kind of wind and rain that is about to come, but don't make extra troubles.

Returning to Rui Palace with a group of fairies who couldn't laugh or cry, a maid came out in a hurry: "The eldest princess summoned Zhong Xiaohou."

Princess Longji was wearing an apricot-yellow Taoist robe, leaning on the cloud bed, drinking tea with a jade cup.Seeing Fang Yitu rushing in and bowing down, he said with a smile: "Fang Qing is so majestic, but it's a pity that he met the sufferer, so he lost."

Fang Yitu stood up, with a face of shame: "I was not sensible back then."

Princess Longji interrupted her: "It's useless for a mountain god to bully a celestial being who is no match for mortals. If he wasn't a tea addict, he would have been demoted a long time ago." She took a sip of tea: "Fang Qing has nothing to do with leisure time." Let’s go and guard the Peach Garden.”

Fang Yitu's heart sank, and he bowed quietly to agree.

Princess Longji took another sip of her fragrant tea and sighed: "Whenever the flat peaches are ripe, that dead monkey will come to steal them. Although they don't steal all of them, it makes Heaven very difficult."

Fang Yitu sweated: "If the Monkey King comes to steal peaches, what's the use of guarding the peach garden?"

Princess Longji snorted dissatisfied.

Everyone knows this truth, Sun Wukong comes to steal peaches every time, those who can mobilize the garden guards can't stop him, and the immortals who can stop him will never condescend to guard the peach garden.

Fang Yitu thought for a moment, then smiled confidently: "I have a plan, and I would like to offer it to the princess."

Princess Longji said: "Give me a seat." You are really not stupid.

"The peach feast can be moved to the peach garden, held a few days in advance, and the immortals enjoy the flowers and peaches, and wait for the peaches to ripen." Those who would not condescend to guard the peach garden would not even participate in the peach feast, right?As long as you take part in it and sit there eating and drinking, can you just sit and watch that monkey pick the biggest and most popular food all by itself?

"If you are concerned about the difference between men and women in the heavenly court, you can divide them into two sides. In the mortal world, you can use brocade screens to surround a land of more than a dozen feet, and wealthy families also use brocade to surround an area of ​​more than a hundred feet."

Princess Longji said with a smile: "Fang Qing and his wife are women, so naturally they are willing, but they are not willing to be separated from Hong Jin. The Qing family will go to the Pantao Garden to have a look. If it is according to what Fang Qing said, it can make the Tathagata Buddha Immortal He Zhenyuan please come and treat that monkey."