Haomai Xiansheng

The water is bright and clear, and the mountains are empty and rainy.

If you want to compare the West Lake to the West Lake, it is always suitable to wear light makeup and heavy makeup.

The poet only knows the beautiful scenery of West Lake, but he doesn't know that the lake god of West Lake is more beautiful and outstanding.The lake god's skin is crystal clear like jade, his eyebrows are graceful and picturesque, his figure is tall and graceful, he is dressed in white, his temples are towering, and he wears a moon-white brocade. God pay homage to the three princesses."

The third princess stopped laughing immediately, took a sip of wine, paused for a while, and said lightly: "Forget it, I am here to play, accompanied by Zhongxiaohou, you don't have to come." She and Fang Yitu are also close friends It's okay to talk and laugh in front of Fang Yitu, but you have to pay attention to your identity in front of the inferior gods.

"Of order, the little god will leave." The lake god reached into the lake under his feet, took out two big carps weighing exactly five catties, and a basket of green shrimp, and quietly sent them to the kitchen set up on the shore: "Little Man is the god of the lake here, and these aquatic products are raised by the villain himself, dedicated to the princess and Lord Marquis."

Zhang Hua took the fish and shrimp, and smiled kindly: "When the time is right, I will tell Lord Hou about the lake god's wishes."

"Thank you, thank you." The Lake God cupped his hands and dived back into the water.

Tao Taoran, who Fang Yitu drank, got up with the jug and opened the bamboo curtain to stand on the bow of the boat (the previous chapter made a mistake, the maid who played the pipe and flute was on the other boat, and the boatman was at the stern), looking at the scenery of the West Lake , suddenly smiled and said: "No wonder Fan Li took Xishi to go boating on the West Lake when he returned to hermitage. Such a beautiful scenery can be called heaven and earth."

"It's boating on the five lakes." The third princess chuckled: "What's so beautiful about an old man in his sixties and seventy years old and an old woman in her forties?"

Fang Yitu thought for a while, then smiled and said: "Princess is right, mortals have birth, old age, sickness and death, no matter what is beautiful, they are no match for these things. The color fades and the love relaxes."

The third princess was drinking by herself, enjoying herself. Hearing what she said, she frowned: "Speaking of this, I have something to ask you. Seventh sister and Dong Yong have been together for a long time. Don’t she feel sick when Dong Yong grows old and dies, with chicken skin, white hair, and stinky body? How can she abandon the fairy world and not grow old?”

Fang Yitu was stopped by her question, and he thought for a while, and said: "Didn't the princess ask the seventh princess?"

The third princess snorted: "Xiaoqi thinks that I don't support her, she scolds her behind her back, and ignores me now! Just right, I also ignore her!"

Fang Yitu squatted on the bow of the boat and stretched out his hands to draw water, and after two strokes, he drank from the spout. After a long time of strokes, the third princess asked again, she stood up and wiped the water on the curtain, Walked in as if nothing had happened: "Well, what does Fang Luo look like?"

The third princess endured and endured, but still couldn't help boasting: "It's as beautiful as a lotus flower!"

Fang Yitu spread his hands: "When he was young, he was crazy about me, but he was sincere at that time. Look at me, who knows why?"

The third princess pointed at her and sighed helplessly: "You! You! You... hey! Shouldn't you keep this matter secret?"

Fang Yitu shook his shoulders, handed the empty jug to the maid, sat comfortably opposite the three princesses, and smiled generously: "I didn't make a mistake."

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The fragrance of immortals is ethereal, and the pavilions are picturesque.All the immortals lined up outside Lingxiao Hall, whispering to each other in secret.

There seemed to be several times more immortals than usual, five Hades from the Ten Halls of the Underworld, and the Buddha from the West Heaven also came, and the strangest thing was that gradually some big demons also came.

"Brother Song Dao, what have you been doing these days?"

"Hey, the descendants are not up to the mark. Pindao's No. 16 grandson caused trouble and was wiped out. Pindao sent them back into reincarnation. Where is Brother Wang Dao?"

"The children and grandchildren did not live up to their expectations. The little brother is better. The deer he raised fought with the ginseng essence that had been raised for thousands of years. Both of them were seriously injured. They are being recuperated by alchemy."

"I heard that Laojun is in a good mood these days, so he took the cow and went to the mortal world again."

"Lao Jun's hobbies are really unique. He loves to raise cattle. I heard that his cattle eat only medicine dregs, and they won't lose in a fight with the Bull Demon King."

"Speaking of the Bull Demon King, I heard that his wife, Princess Iron Fan, is looking for a fairy to give birth to another one. The Bull Demon King, smelling of medicine, runs to Huaguo Mountain every day."

"Speaking of which, it's not easy for Laojun's cattle. The elixir is delicious, but the smell of the dregs is disgusting. I've been eating that for years and months, tsk, it's really unbearable."

Someone from the side interjected: "Come on, we want to eat but we can't eat it! It's the Seventh Princess, who has a lot of face. I heard that the Seventh Princess went to learn alchemy from Lao Jun, and I don't know how many spirits were wasted when I opened a furnace to make alchemy for Dong Yong. The medicine has finally become a batch of low-grade pills. It's really expensive for a wife and husband."

"Speaking of which, the Seventh Princess seems to have reconciled with Fang Hou a few days ago. This time Dong Yongxiu went to heaven, will the couple fight against Fang Hou?"

"Hey, it would be great if there was one. There are many immortals waiting to pull their hands in the heaven. The Seventh Princess has borrowed a lot of elixir!"

"Speaking of elixir, according to a Sanxian friend of mine, Marquis Fang destroyed the aliens and then broke through Gao Tianyuan, and used the inner alchemy of the defeated army to make alchemy!"

"Yo! That's so amazing! This is a sorcery that hurts one's luck! Could it be that Marquis Fang didn't know? She has a lot of friends, everyone told her?"

"Hey, you don't know about this. This is the method that Fang Hou asked for advice. The aliens are rejected by the heavens. According to several people, taking them will not hurt luck. Hey, I don't know about those who surrendered. Seeing this situation, will the other species be hurt by the death of the rabbit and the fox? I heard that Fang Hou got a military adviser, and he is the alien who surrendered. He looks good, and I don’t know what skills he has. devour."

"Brother Lu Dao? It's strange, it's strange, you, an overseas loose fairy, how did you come here to go to court?"

"My virtuous brother, why bother to ask the question knowingly. Your Majesty rings the golden bell and jade drum, and the celestial music spreads all over the world in all directions. How dare the poor come here instead of being invited?"

"Brother Dao, don't blame the little brother for talking too much. You will be ordered to be forked out by the Golden Mother when you come, so why come? Besides, your lustful and lustful habits"

"I can't change it, I can't change it, if I change it, I won't be Lu Chunyang! The poor Taoist is here to be kicked out by the empress! Who do you think you will choose this time?"

"Hehehehehe, old friends, from the point of view of the poor, there are still three pillars on the side of the empress, Jiejiao, Chanjiao, Sanxian, and Yaoxian."

Fang Yitu pricked up his ears and listened for a long time, then asked Bixia Yuanjun next to him: "Fairy Bixia, I have something unclear and I want to ask for advice."

Bixia Yuanjun smiled heartily: "Mr. Fang wants to ask your mother why she chose someone?" Fang Yitu nodded, and Bixia Yuanjun smiled and said: "The three princesses have ordered that all the immortals must not leak the news. I'll tell you."

Fang Yitu sighed, looked up, the third princess was smiling happily, and Princess Longji took a few glances before restraining herself a little.She was going to go over and ask the big monsters beside her - although she was not familiar with them, they often interacted with her military division, so they were considered acquainted.

It's a pity that Xianle stopped suddenly, and the gate of Lingxiao Palace suddenly opened. All the immortals and demons entered the hall and stood still. At this time, they can no longer walk around.Fang Yitu glanced at the throne when His Majesty and His Majesty were not here, and saw not only the seats of His Majesty and His Majesty, but also the seats of the other five great emperors.

The God of Haotian and the Golden Mother came together, and the other five emperors also came surrounded by the palace's colorful female feather fan cover.They all sat down.

After all the immortals and demon dance worshiped, the God of Haotian said calmly: "My dear family, all the overseas immortals, the Buddha of the Western Heaven, and all the demon kings, I will suddenly hold a court meeting today, and what I have called everyone to do is a one-year-old queen. In the mortal world, there will be a catastrophe of swords and soldiers, and my mother and I will go down to the mortal world to experience the catastrophe. Are the immortals and demons willing to accompany you?"

Fang Yitu was still in astonishment of "so your majesty and empress are going to descend to earth, and it's too tragic to descend to earth at the time of swordsman disaster", and heard countless reasons and excuses.Not only the sixteen generations of grandchildren above were exterminated, and deer and ginseng fought, there were also dozens of people who were injured in competitions, dozens of people who were injured in practicing kung fu, dozens of alchemy blasters, dozens of people who suddenly realized Taoism and wanted to retreat, Dozens of people who can't go to fight with others, dozens of people whose spirit beasts are about to give birth, hundreds of people who are concentrating on pure cultivation and can't write or martial arts, and hundreds of people whose spirit grass is about to mature and can't escape...

The order is as follows: the overseas immortals spoke first, then the demon king, the Buddhas were not asked, and then the immortals with the talisman spoke.

So far, only a few people are willing to go - they all know that when the swordsman is a catastrophe, the people will be drowned in blood and blood, and it is powerless to go as a mortal.What's more, the so-called escort is to reincarnate as a human being with the golden mother of Haotian God. Whether it is fighting or dominating, it is not as happy as being a fairy.

When it was Fang Yitu's turn, she was going to use the newlyweds' reluctance to part with her as an excuse, but suddenly she saw Xuan Weizi pointing at her lightly, and was startled.I remembered what Xuanweizi said at that time: "Then if there is something that requires you to wander the world for a hundred years, are you willing to do it? You can't say, you will see for yourself in a few days."

She gritted her teeth and said cruelly, "If your majesty does not give up, I am willing to do the work of dogs and horses."

Emperor Qinghua snorted and almost walked away.He said coldly: "It's easy to kill, but it's mostly unjust."

Fang Yitu pretended not to know who he was talking to.The old gentleman suddenly smiled: "The blue cow in the old man's family was moved by Fanxin a few days ago, so I had to let him go to reincarnation."

Emperor Gouchen pinched his fingers and counted for a long time, and said: "There are very few people who have the fate of an emperor in the sky now. Your Majesty Ziwei, are you going?"

Emperor Ziwei thought for a while, and asked Haotian God: "Your Majesty Haotian, are you going to Dingding Central Plains this trip, or experience calamity?" I wrote it by myself, and I always wrote about his own wife and children scattered and family ruined before... All the immortals have had enough.

Unexpectedly, this time it was God Haotian who went to found the country and proclaim himself emperor, and he wanted to choose a man with the destiny of an emperor to be his son.

Haotian God said: "Dingding Central Plains, there have been enough calamities. This time the swordsman calamity will last for a long time, and I will go to end this calamity."

Emperor Ziwei nodded: "Then I won't go." If I go, I have the fate of an emperor, you will be in the Central Plains, and I will be your son!Although I am married to the second princess, I am not going to call you and mother of Jin to be parents in the mortal world. I feel embarrassed when I am a child.

The Great Emperor Gouchen continued to count: "Long Ji, you still have to take charge of the government affairs of the Three Realms, so you can't go." Princess Longji said: "Your Majesty is absolutely right."

Emperor Gouchen calculated again: "Hua Xu, Sun Simiao, Ning Fengzi, Yin Changsheng, Chen Chuan, female fairy Pei Xuanjing, Silkworm God, female fairy Fang Yitu, Jiao Mowang, military advisor Kunpeng, Kong Xuan, Chilian Daoist, Huang Baoyu ...Forget it. Tell me first whether you are going or not?"

Everyone refused one after another, expressing one by one that being an emperor is tiring and worrying, it is better to be a fairy who can call wind and rain to heaven and earth, and have whatever you want.

Fang Yitu only said: "I don't know what to do...how can I have the fate of the emperor?"

Emperor Gouchen thought for a while, and said: "It's cumbersome to say, but you will naturally know it in the future. If you go, you will be His Majesty Haotian's son, and wait for His Majesty Haotian to conquer the world. You just eat, drink and play until you die and return to the heavenly court." That's it." One line of words burst into laughter, if during the period of proclaiming the emperor, if the luck is consumed too much, or if you do whatever you want, or don't care about the suffering of the people, you will not be able to come back.

And in the mortal world, even emperors have birth, old age, sickness and death, joys and sorrows.Food, clothing, housing, and transportation are difficult everywhere, and they are displaced. How can they be at ease at this time.Even if it is just the most inferior land in the desert, you can eat live fish thousands of miles away and drink the most tender tea before rain in Yunmeng Mountain. The pain of being displaced, the people around you can be happy together for thousands of years without being separated.

Emperor Qinghua asked: "The demon master Kunpeng lives in seclusion on the 33rd floor, and the little Kunpeng died in battle with the demon emperor. There came another military master Kunpeng?"

Fang Yitu said: "Back to Your Majesty Qinghua, the military advisor Kunpeng is the military advisor of the minister's mansion. He was refining weapons in the mansion, and he was ashamed of his background, so he dared not come here, so he only asked the minister to report to His Majesty that Kunpeng was too young and incompetent to be of great use. , still need to practice."

Emperor Qinghua muttered: "Slacker. Fang Qing, you tell him to come see me in a few days."

"Yes."

Emperor Gouchen waved his hand and said: "Don't gossip, Fang Yitu, let me ask you, will you go to be Haotian and Jinmu's son? If you don't go, I will count the fate of those emperors with bad luck. "

Fang Yitu thinks about it, if I become a man, I will marry a wife and have children.I have to take Di Niang with me, otherwise it will be troublesome if I marry someone else, who will my wife have children with?Chen Liang?Wang Gan?

The author has something to say: Do you think Fang Yitu will go?