I'm cursed by a witch
Chapter 23 Go!Yard grass poplar!
"I really don't want to say it."
"..."
I don't know how many times Lin Beiyang has answered me like this. Although I don't understand why he doesn't want to say it, and he doesn't even reveal a little clue, but he has no choice but to respect it.
That's right, I gave up on this gossip.
"Oh, it's okay, anyway, I have something to hide from you."
He raised his head and looked at me, hesitated to speak, but in the end he didn't say anything, just nodded slightly, then turned back, and strode into the library.
……
How the hell are you going to talk about witches and curses?Smart as I am also stumped.
It's like people diagnosed as mentally ill in a mental hospital, no matter how hard they try to prove, there is no way to convince people that they are not ill.
It's over, isn't this the ultimate goal of the witch?
She had expected that I would have to share this secret with Lin Beiyang anyway, no matter what I said, Lin Beiyang would not believe it, and then I would be treated as a lunatic by Lin Beiyang, and even spread throughout the school: Yard grass is mentally ill!
ah!I'm dead, the society is dead.
Witch, what kind of grudge do I have against you? !
Stop, stop, I believe Lin Beiyang won't talk nonsense even if he doesn't believe it, so don't worry that it will spread to the whole school.Oh yes, the premise is that I'm not crazy, it's hard to say if I'm really crazy.
The atmosphere in the library still makes me sleepy, I really doubt how I was admitted to this school in the first place...
I still remember when I lied to Lin Beiyang, I said that I wanted to make friends with him because I wanted to learn from him.
Now... I have made friends, but, well, I have read a few books in the library anyway. Although it is a novel, it can also improve my cultural literacy, right!
The strange thing is that Lin Beiyang didn't question my salty fish behavior, and he didn't even say that he would supervise me. He just watched me wandering in front of him, reading novels, sleeping, and playing with my mobile phone.
"Just watching me let myself go, won't your conscience hurt?!" I couldn't help asking him.
He actually said: "Don't you like to come to the library to play?"
Don't you like coming to the library to play?Play?? !
Who the hell would want to come to the library to play!
Is Lin Beiyang's brain circuit following Chongqing Traffic?Why can't I understand?
"I went so that you would not be alone, okay?"
He gave me a strange look, showing wisdom: "I was joking just now, the library should be used for reading, you have no problem reading."
Lin Beiyang can actually joke, even though it's not funny at all.
"Then I was joking just now." I replied to him.
Lin Beiyang: "Oh."
Recently, I have a trouble that has nothing to do with Lin Beiyang, that is, being urged by the little donkeys to confess my love to Miao Xinnuo.
"It's already Saturday, and you still haven't acted? You promised to confess your love when you came back from Sizang Island. Are you still a man?"
Me: "..." Speechless.
I was really impulsive last week, confession or something, I have no passion now, these days because of Lin Beiyang's affairs, I even almost forgot about the goddess.
Now that I think about it, I really don't really want to confess...
Don't they all say now that "confession is not a clarion call to launch a charge, but a triumphant song of victory"?
I don't feel like I can win now.
Lin Beiyang is right, Miao Xinnuo doesn't like me.
The reason why I think she will also have a good impression of me is that when we first met, as friends, we had a good conversation.During this process, my affection for this beautiful girl became stronger and stronger, and then I couldn't hold it back.
"Goddess" was originally a joking title, but then I got serious and have been calling it until now.
Later, I started to want to go a step further, so I started asking her out to dinner and play. I asked her out three times and I could always come out once.
But now...I asked her out ten times, but she wouldn't agree even once, except for that morning, and it was because she really came that day that I felt hopeful again.
As a result... she is very indifferent to me now, never takes the initiative to contact me, and responds very slowly.
I, whose emotional intelligence is as high as Mount Everest, of course understand the meaning of this, and I often use this trick to persuade girls who like me, alas, I am just not reconciled.
The first time I chased someone, I failed. Can the reputation of our courtyard be preserved? !
After another night of tossing and turning, I decided to invite her out for a meal on Sunday, which was regarded as compensation for releasing the pigeons before, and by the way, let me talk about it, so that I can be a friend calmly in the future.
However this time...
She replied in seconds!
She agreed to have dinner with me!
Come on, yard grass poplar!
------
A few small jokes that came to mind when writing, have the risk of OOC, read carefully, but the jokes exist independently and have nothing to do with the main text plot.
1,
Yang Luo: Come on!Yard grass poplar!
Lin Beiyang:?Why did you say come on to me?
Yang Luo:? ? ?Old man, you are too narcissistic!
Lin Beiyang:? ? ?
2,
Yang Luo: I have a narcissistic roommate →_→ (referring to the roommate with the least sense of existence, Roman Yang)
Roman Yang: I have a narcissistic roommate →_→
Room leader and Da Fei: I have two narcissistic roommates╯▂╰
3,
Yang Luo: How could you not like garden grass?
Miao Xinnuo: Lin Beiyang is not my type.
Yang Luo: ...
(Go back to dorms)
Yang Luo: Am I not the weed of our courtyard?
Roommates: →_→
Roman Yang: Allo, I support you!You are the yard grass!
Yang Luo: 乛v乛hehe
Roman Yang: Lend me the switch to play all night ⊙ω⊙
Yang Luo: Get lost
(with Lin Beiyang)
Yang Luo: Who do you think is the weed in our yard?
Lin Beiyang: Yard grass?Can I eat it?
Yang Luo: ...
Lin Beiyang: Just kidding
Yang Luo: ...
Lin Beiyang immediately added: It's you.
Yang Luo: (////)
"..."
I don't know how many times Lin Beiyang has answered me like this. Although I don't understand why he doesn't want to say it, and he doesn't even reveal a little clue, but he has no choice but to respect it.
That's right, I gave up on this gossip.
"Oh, it's okay, anyway, I have something to hide from you."
He raised his head and looked at me, hesitated to speak, but in the end he didn't say anything, just nodded slightly, then turned back, and strode into the library.
……
How the hell are you going to talk about witches and curses?Smart as I am also stumped.
It's like people diagnosed as mentally ill in a mental hospital, no matter how hard they try to prove, there is no way to convince people that they are not ill.
It's over, isn't this the ultimate goal of the witch?
She had expected that I would have to share this secret with Lin Beiyang anyway, no matter what I said, Lin Beiyang would not believe it, and then I would be treated as a lunatic by Lin Beiyang, and even spread throughout the school: Yard grass is mentally ill!
ah!I'm dead, the society is dead.
Witch, what kind of grudge do I have against you? !
Stop, stop, I believe Lin Beiyang won't talk nonsense even if he doesn't believe it, so don't worry that it will spread to the whole school.Oh yes, the premise is that I'm not crazy, it's hard to say if I'm really crazy.
The atmosphere in the library still makes me sleepy, I really doubt how I was admitted to this school in the first place...
I still remember when I lied to Lin Beiyang, I said that I wanted to make friends with him because I wanted to learn from him.
Now... I have made friends, but, well, I have read a few books in the library anyway. Although it is a novel, it can also improve my cultural literacy, right!
The strange thing is that Lin Beiyang didn't question my salty fish behavior, and he didn't even say that he would supervise me. He just watched me wandering in front of him, reading novels, sleeping, and playing with my mobile phone.
"Just watching me let myself go, won't your conscience hurt?!" I couldn't help asking him.
He actually said: "Don't you like to come to the library to play?"
Don't you like coming to the library to play?Play?? !
Who the hell would want to come to the library to play!
Is Lin Beiyang's brain circuit following Chongqing Traffic?Why can't I understand?
"I went so that you would not be alone, okay?"
He gave me a strange look, showing wisdom: "I was joking just now, the library should be used for reading, you have no problem reading."
Lin Beiyang can actually joke, even though it's not funny at all.
"Then I was joking just now." I replied to him.
Lin Beiyang: "Oh."
Recently, I have a trouble that has nothing to do with Lin Beiyang, that is, being urged by the little donkeys to confess my love to Miao Xinnuo.
"It's already Saturday, and you still haven't acted? You promised to confess your love when you came back from Sizang Island. Are you still a man?"
Me: "..." Speechless.
I was really impulsive last week, confession or something, I have no passion now, these days because of Lin Beiyang's affairs, I even almost forgot about the goddess.
Now that I think about it, I really don't really want to confess...
Don't they all say now that "confession is not a clarion call to launch a charge, but a triumphant song of victory"?
I don't feel like I can win now.
Lin Beiyang is right, Miao Xinnuo doesn't like me.
The reason why I think she will also have a good impression of me is that when we first met, as friends, we had a good conversation.During this process, my affection for this beautiful girl became stronger and stronger, and then I couldn't hold it back.
"Goddess" was originally a joking title, but then I got serious and have been calling it until now.
Later, I started to want to go a step further, so I started asking her out to dinner and play. I asked her out three times and I could always come out once.
But now...I asked her out ten times, but she wouldn't agree even once, except for that morning, and it was because she really came that day that I felt hopeful again.
As a result... she is very indifferent to me now, never takes the initiative to contact me, and responds very slowly.
I, whose emotional intelligence is as high as Mount Everest, of course understand the meaning of this, and I often use this trick to persuade girls who like me, alas, I am just not reconciled.
The first time I chased someone, I failed. Can the reputation of our courtyard be preserved? !
After another night of tossing and turning, I decided to invite her out for a meal on Sunday, which was regarded as compensation for releasing the pigeons before, and by the way, let me talk about it, so that I can be a friend calmly in the future.
However this time...
She replied in seconds!
She agreed to have dinner with me!
Come on, yard grass poplar!
------
A few small jokes that came to mind when writing, have the risk of OOC, read carefully, but the jokes exist independently and have nothing to do with the main text plot.
1,
Yang Luo: Come on!Yard grass poplar!
Lin Beiyang:?Why did you say come on to me?
Yang Luo:? ? ?Old man, you are too narcissistic!
Lin Beiyang:? ? ?
2,
Yang Luo: I have a narcissistic roommate →_→ (referring to the roommate with the least sense of existence, Roman Yang)
Roman Yang: I have a narcissistic roommate →_→
Room leader and Da Fei: I have two narcissistic roommates╯▂╰
3,
Yang Luo: How could you not like garden grass?
Miao Xinnuo: Lin Beiyang is not my type.
Yang Luo: ...
(Go back to dorms)
Yang Luo: Am I not the weed of our courtyard?
Roommates: →_→
Roman Yang: Allo, I support you!You are the yard grass!
Yang Luo: 乛v乛hehe
Roman Yang: Lend me the switch to play all night ⊙ω⊙
Yang Luo: Get lost
(with Lin Beiyang)
Yang Luo: Who do you think is the weed in our yard?
Lin Beiyang: Yard grass?Can I eat it?
Yang Luo: ...
Lin Beiyang: Just kidding
Yang Luo: ...
Lin Beiyang immediately added: It's you.
Yang Luo: (////)
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