teach life and death

Frost Sparrow opened her eyes drowsily, who am I?Where am I, I seem to have forgotten something?

"Are you awake?" Xuan He heard the noise and walked over, looked closer and heard his murmur in a daze, what big chicken legs?Xiaolongbao?

Shuangque remembered something and suddenly a carp stood up, and the two kowtowed loudly.

"Oh, you're so bad! I have to go to the Sifu later, my brain is smashed, it's over! It's over! I forgot what I ate today."

Frostbird lay on the bed, hugging her head and howling.

"Shut up! You pig, you covered the wrong place." Xuanhe pressed the red envelope that was not covered properly with a dark face.

Frost Sparrow, who pulled back his face, yelled in his ear, "I'm going to wake up from hunger, get up quickly, we still have important things to do!"

The Prophet of Spring River Plumbing Duck, he doesn’t know if the duck is hungry or not, he just wants to eat it when he goes out!

So Shuangque insisted on dragging Xuanhe to a stall on the street to buy mille-feuille cakes.

Xuan He and Shuang Que, with big bags on their foreheads and half bronze wolf faces on their faces, finally arrived at the Sifu.

There are two stone lions in front of the gate of Sifu, and many willow trees are planted beside it.

Shuangque looked at it and smiled, stuffing the mille-feuille cake she bought on the way into her pocket.

He patted his sleeves and raised his eyebrows to give Xuanhe a look, but the big bag under the wolf's face was helplessly screaming.

Xuan He glanced at his funny appearance in disgust, and cursed in a low voice, "Wretched!"

The two observed it and climbed over the wall to enter. In fact, they had the token given by Li Jienan in their hands, so they could go in directly.

However, the two of them have similar tastes and don't like to take the usual path.

"What did the master tell us to do? Oops, I forgot. I must have smashed my head."

Frost Sparrow was riding on a willow tree and Xuan He was squatting beside him.

He viciously pushed aside the willow sticks that had been whipping his forehead with the wind, reached out and took out the puff pastry and continued to gnaw it bitterly.

Xuan He turned his head to eat the puff pastry he poked up and said with a righteous face, "You have a brain? If you had one, puff pastry would probably still be able to walk on the ground, and it would be best if it could go into your mouth, right?"

"Don't you have hands? What are you doing eating mine?" Shuangque replied angrily, picked up a bunch of willow sticks with her hands and threw them all at Xuanhe's face.

"Shhh, don't make noise, someone is coming." Xuan He ignored the wicker hanging on his head, suddenly said coldly, and Shuang Que got serious and watched together.

I saw the two of them opened the courtyard door, and the noise from inside became dull and noisy.

"Be careful, don't fall over!" A gate officer held his nose and yelled at the chore servants who came out carrying the coffin.

"It's just an empty coffin, tell them to hurry up. I really don't know that I, a book envoy and a civil servant with a temperament of Lanze, are actually sent to do such things. It's really unlucky. How many times is this?"

"Are you still a civil servant? What grade? Idiot, Wei Zhongcha told you, that is to respect you, don't be ungrateful!" The gate official snorted disdainfully.

"You pug, it's a good thing you haven't had a new magistrate yet, otherwise I think you'd be exhausted like a dog!" The book envoy blushed from being choked, stretched his neck and scolded not to be outdone.

"One, two, three, four...nine!" Shuangque squatted on the ground and stretched out her hand to light the coffin in the hall.

Standing aside, Xuan He touched his chin and nodded appreciatively, but he almost said "Great" to Tuo who was squatting on the ground.

"Who is it?" The two people who were arguing fiercely suddenly turned their heads to see the two people who had entered the hall at some time, and the chores at the side were also frightened and threw down the heavy coffin, raising dust.

Shuangque pinched her nose with her left hand and stood up, raised her face and pointed to herself with her right hand, and then pointed to Xuanhe beside her.

He said in a non-negotiable tone: "Are you going to ask me? Or you are going to ask him? Ask one for eight characters, ask two for 20 taels!"

The book messenger snorted, "Why are the two so expensive? How about a discount?"

The gate officer glared at the envoy, kicked the coffin beside him and shouted angrily, "What purpose do you two have? Do you know that trespassing on the Secretary's mansion is a felony!"

The book envoy was upset, and blamed himself for haggling too much with the hawkers when he usually went out, but when he heard the gate officer say such domineering words, he immediately became confident, corrected his attitude, and assumed a condescending posture.

"I am An, and he is Ra. So we are the envoys of Allah, and our purpose is to save all living beings." Frost Sparrow spoke nonsense with sincerity.

"Don't play tricks, don't think that I don't know the Messenger of Allah, just you! Are you worthy?"

At some point, the envoy picked up a red sandalwood fan with the four big characters "omniscient" written on it, and shook it politely, with disdain and high knowledge on his face.

Shuangque and Xuanhe looked at each other, Xuanhe put on a look of being exposed, "Then tell me, what's the difference? We are the messengers of Allah, and you are so rude to the messenger of Allah, that is Disrespect to our great Allah! Wait for the punishment from Allah, mortals!"

"Pretending to be a ghost! Stop talking nonsense with them, if you don't talk to me, I will be arrested! Boys, let me go! Catch them and give them meat tonight!" The gate officer lifted the left envoy and gestured.

Seeing the terrified expressions of the two men with bronze wolf faces, the chores grew courageous at the thought of adding meat, and rushed forward with their fists raised.

Shuangque kicked people down a row with a side kick, and yelled, "Ah, I'm so scared."

After being cheap, he turned around and turned to the back of another stunned chore, raised his leg and kicked his buttocks, making people stagger, "Wow, are you in pain?"

Xuanhe stared at the sky indifferently, pretending not to know this pig that was screaming.

"What a slut! I'm so angry!" The gate officer was so angry that he rolled up his sleeves and was about to step forward!

Dong dong dong, suddenly there was a knock on the door outside the hall, and the gate officer turned his head to signal for the book envoy who was watching the play to open the door.

The book envoy shook his fan, rolled his eyes, and walked slowly to open the door.