Oops, husband, he's probably not human

When he heard that the national teacher had an accident, and that it was because of a piece of jade, Luo Xun immediately thought of Yan Chuchen's heart imprint, and his hands were shaking with excitement.

"Shaobin, listen to me, contact your aunt right now, and see if you can bring it up and say that his temperament has changed drastically, so as to plant seeds of suspicion for the police station."

If the national teacher could be monitored by the police station, it would be much more convenient for Yan Chuchen.

"Also, please help me find out what the stolen jade looks like. This is very important. It's not about whether the bad things can be brought to justice."

That piece of jade might be Yan Chuchen's heart seal.

How does this make others not excited?

Although Ke Shaobin didn't understand Luo Xun's concern, he still complied.

"Okay, I'll go right now."

After hanging up the phone, Luo Xun looked out the window and touched the blood jade on his neck, "I will definitely find the heart seal, and it must not fall into that person's hands."

……

In a blink of an eye, he arrived at the Yan family's old house. The old man didn't lie, indeed, relatives came to the old house, but it was grandma Xu Sheng'an's relatives.

That is to say, they are all relatives of the former mistress.

Compared with the wild ghosts that would kill him, Luo Xun felt that Xiaosan was more disgusting.

It seems that the old thing did it on purpose, just to make things difficult for him and disgust him

Single is very well-behaved, as soon as he entered the room, he obediently greeted him, and his harmless smile like a porcelain doll made the other party get closer immediately, and he started talking.

He didn't pay any attention to Luo Xun who was on the side.

"Oh, we didn't come when you got engaged. We didn't expect to be so good."

"That's right, I thought boys would be rough and crazy, but I didn't expect them to be pretty and sweet. I heard they just went to college?"

"Yes."

Single nodded obediently, selectively forgetting the previous sentence.

Luo Xun: "..."

What about waiting for him here?

Rolling his eyes, he said to himself that it's not a good thing if a family doesn't come in.

But he didn't care either, he couldn't really replace the single if he liked it.

It's just a mouthful, he Luo Xiaoxun is magnanimous and doesn't care.

The old man seemed to want to suppress Luo Xun, and he didn't explain, let alone let the servants help him with his luggage. Instead, he sat with his 'relatives', leaving Luo Xun standing at the door in embarrassment.

One of the relatives saw it and asked Single: "Is this the servant you brought over? Why are you standing there stupidly? Don't you know how to pack your luggage?"

"……Grass."

Luo Xun's temper suddenly rose, and he was quite eccentric.

"Are you trying to make friends with this Yan Chuchen's fiancé? Then you have to please him well. When Yan Chuchen comes back, more than one person will get a big red envelope. Maybe your family members can come to the headquarters directly to work."

As he spoke, he looked at Single again, "Do you think so? The future Mrs. Yan?"

"..."

Single's face froze, and just about to say something, Luo Xun interrupted: "What a coincidence, Yan Chuchen's phone call came, you are all a family, how about a video call to get in touch?"

"..."

The single is completely dumbfounded.

However, Luo Xun had already connected the video call, left his luggage and compared Yan Chuchen.

After several days, I finally had the opportunity to contact Luo Xun. Yan Chuchen was also very happy, but after connecting to the video, he realized that there was something wrong with Luo Xun's background.

"Where are you?"

"In the old house of the Yan family, how about helping your fiancé with your luggage? Would you like to say a few words to your fiancé? Many relatives are also there."

Yan Chuchen knew what happened as soon as he heard it, and coaxed Luo Xun distressedly.

"Don't talk to those irrelevant people, go home if you are not happy."

"Okay."

Luo Xun turned to look at Old Man Yan with a smile on his face, "Since I'm not welcome, I'm not here to obstruct your eyes, the old man has a slow chat with Shan Qu!"

"Although he can't be Yan Chuchen's fiancé, don't you still have a precious grandson, Xu Sheng'an?"

"Male talent and male appearance, just a pair."

"Don't bother me as an outsider."

Bending down to pick up the luggage, Luo Xun happily prepared to leave.

"..."

"..."

Everyone was confused by his coquettish behavior, and they didn't react for a long time.

Fortunately, the old man saw the big wind and waves, so he hurriedly asked to stop him, and then turned to scold the servant, "What are you doing in a daze? Is it just for you to do nothing when you are paid?"

maid:"……"

Didn't you say you want to give some color to it?Why are you scolding them again?

Forget it, do things with money, and take the blame.

The old man snorted coldly, and continued to scold his relatives, "Why can't you tell the difference between people? Have you never seen a real person or seen the photos on the news?"

relatives:"……"

Then you didn't say it earlier?

But who can't afford to mess with them, the psychological MMP still has a smile on his face.

……

On the way here, Luo Xun had already thought about it, no matter how the old man made things difficult for him, he would bear it, and he would never make trouble for Yan Chuchen at this time.

But I didn't expect to be offended from the very beginning.

No, as soon as the video was hung up, the old man's face darkened immediately, no matter how he looked at Luo Xun, he didn't like it.

But he couldn't beat or scold him, so he gritted his teeth with hatred.

"Luo Xun, do you know how to cook? Grandpa hasn't tasted your cooking yet."

Luo Xun: "..."

Cook?

OK, as long as you can take it.

"I know a little home-cooked food. If you don't mind, I'll show my relatives tonight?" Luo Xiaoxun, who had just finished sharing the video with his husband, was fearless.

"Okay then, tonight's dinner is up to you."

The old man responded immediately.

He had already thought about it, whether it was delicious or not, he would take the opportunity to make things difficult for him, and let him know that there was still an elder in the Yan family, at least he was lawless.

"Then I'll go to the kitchen to look at the ingredients."

Luo Xun hurried into the kitchen, he would rather face the pots and pans than face the strange relatives in the house.

Single was also severely humiliated just now, trembling with anger but unable to leave, his purpose of coming here has not yet been achieved.

Seeing that Luo Xun entered the kitchen, he also followed up cheekily.

"Let me help you cook together. You can't handle cooking for so many people by yourself."

"Ha ha."

Luo Xun gave him a meaningful look, "You are Yan Chuchen's fiancé, you are pretty and sweet-mouthed, and you are a college student. How can someone as noble as you come to the kitchen? It's a servant like me, so don't get dirty. your hand."

These words were like a heavy slap, hitting Shan Qu hard on the face.

Luo Xun felt that no matter how thick-skinned a person would be, he would be somewhat embarrassed, right?

But he underestimated the single.

"I... what I also want to deny is that they admitted their mistake."

Lowering his head, Shan Qu expressed grievance and apology, "Don't say that, I'm already ashamed, you still have Mr. Yan backing you up, but I have nothing."

"Then why don't you leave?" Luo Xun asked back.

"I..." The single didn't know how to answer.

"Single, we are all sensible people, you wish I could die, and I wish I could tear you apart, so stop pretending, I'm exhausted for you."

"..."

Raising his head, Shan Qu looked at Luo Xun without saying a word.

Luo Xun didn't want to talk to this annoying white lotus any more, and turned to do his own thing.

And where he couldn't see, Shan Qu tightly clenched his fists. If his purpose of coming to the old house hadn't been achieved, he really wanted to beat the little bitch to death.

But don't worry, the little bitch will be ruined soon, when the time comes...

Ha ha!

Blame him for moving too many people's cakes, he deserves it.

When the little slut is gone, and then find a chance to use the talisman to deal with Yan Chuchen, then all of this will only belong to him.

He can steal Luo Xun's identity and family, and he can also steal the man he likes.

……

After finishing the single, Luo Xun was in a good mood and bent over to search for ingredients in the refrigerator. Suddenly, a strong force came from behind. If he hadn't reacted quickly, he would have been stuck in the freezer.

Looking back, Single was clapping his hands proudly.

"Sorry, I did it on purpose."

"..."

What kind of madness is this?

Luo Xun ignored him, and took out a piece of bacon from the freezer.

'Snapped--'

There was another strong slap on his hand, and Luo Xun let go of his hand in pain. Not only did the bacon fall to the ground, but even the wild egg held in the other hand was smashed to pieces.

"Are you sick?"

"Do you have medicine?"

"..."

Why did Shan Bailian suddenly change her routine?

Luo Xun narrowed his eyes slightly, feeling that there must be something strange about this matter.

Is the single trying to irritate myself on purpose?Let him lose his temper and hit people, and then he pretended to be pitiful and sympathetic, so that old man Yan felt that he was uneducated or something?

As expected of Shan Bailian, it turned out to be another bad idea in the blink of an eye.

Ha ha!

But he is not afraid.

While shoveling the egg liquid on the ground into the bowl with a shovel, he said loudly to the door: "What are you doing with the single song? The local eggs brought by relatives are for the old man's health. Now it's fine, and it's all dropped .”

Single: "..."

A rake?

However, what made him even more frightened was that Luo Xun didn't pour out the scooped up egg liquid, but beat two new ones into it.

Can you eat the ones scooped up from the ground?

Of course it can be eaten, under the horrified eyes of the single, Luo Xun cooked it into a sweet and sour tomato and egg soup.

"you………"

He opened his mouth, wanting to invite people outside to watch the song, but he was worried that his character design would be ruined.

Gritting his teeth, he chose to act as if he hadn't seen anything and was just preparing the ingredients for himself.

At least in cooking, he will definitely crush Luo Xun.

……

An hour and a half later, dinner was served in the Yan family's old house.

Old Master Yan was the first to sit down, and waved his hand again, "We are all a family, so don't be restrained, let's all sit down and taste Luo Xun's craftsmanship."

Luo Xun smiled shyly and sat in his seat.

It stands to reason that he is the fiancé of the head of the house, so he should sit at the bottom of the old man, but the old man intentionally knocked him down and ranked him at the bottom.

It doesn't matter, Mr. Luo Xiaoxun has a lot of them, so he is not angry at all.

"Luo Xun, which... did you make these?" Looking at the polarized food on the table, the old man's expression was not very good.

"My craft is not very good, and I can't compare to a single."

Lowering his head, Luo Xun seemed a little embarrassed, "I made the ones that don't look very good, and the ones that look good in color and fragrance are all made of single songs."

As he said that, he also pointed to the tomato soup that was intentionally placed next to the first place, "This is my special dish, grandpa, you can try this if you don't want to eat anything else."

grandfather?

This little bastard was calling himself that for the first time.

The old man snorted softly and signaled the servant next to him to make a bowl of egg soup for him.

Everyone's grandpa called it, so I have to taste it if it's fake.

Single wanted to stop him several times, but in the end he didn't dare to open his mouth because of the personality. This Luo Xun was poisonous enough, and he even gave it to Mr. Yan.

The old man took a few sips of the soup and tasted the eggs.

As long as this kind of basic dish is not a kitchen killer, it is generally not unpalatable, but it will not be delicious either.

Especially for Mr. Yan who is used to delicacies from mountains and seas.

"Almost salt."

But he was still deliberately embarrassed, and then picked up a plate of fried bacon next to him, just put it in his mouth and immediately spit it out, and hurriedly rinsed his mouth with egg soup.

"Why is it so salty?" He took a mouthful of salt.

"ah!"

Luo Xun finally came to his senses, "I forgot that the bacon itself is salty, I also added oyster sauce and salt, it tasted strong."

"You are not allowed to enter the kitchen again."

He smashed the chopsticks on the table with a bang, and the old man died of anger, "Remove all the dishes that Luo Xun cooked and feed them to the dogs. Is this something for people to eat?"

"Yes."

The servants hurriedly started, and some even looked at Luo Xun.

They didn't want to add insult to injury, they just wanted to see if the child who was deliberately targeted would cry.

Luo Xun's eyes were really red, he stood up and bowed deeply to the old man.

"It's because I don't have the skills to make it so delicious. No wonder Yan Chuchen just picked it up and looked at it every time, and didn't eat it."

"..."

Single side rolled his eyes furtively, thinking that you still know?

"Have you ever given Chen'er food?"

Hearing that this kind of food was eaten by Yan Chuchen, the old man became even more angry.

Although he likes Xu Sheng'an more, compared to his ability, the little grandson is still far behind. He still has a big grandson in his heart.

After all, the Yan family still had to rely on Yan Chuchen for support.

"It is not allowed to make it for him again in the future. Is this something he can eat?"

"Yes, I won't do it in the future, now... I won't disturb your meal now," Luo Xun ran to the back garden with red eyes as if he was ashamed to face anyone.

The old man didn't let anyone chase him, but invited everyone to eat the dishes made by the single song.

Some were not enough, so the servants added some.

The craftsmanship of the single is really good, everyone nodded frequently and praised it without hesitation.

The single was a bit smug, but still pretended to be modest, and said a few good words for Luo Xun, although it was useless, it made the old man even more dissatisfied.

As for Luo Xun who fled to the garden?

He took out an apple from his arms, sat on the steps and gnawed it slowly. He stole it while he was not paying attention, because he didn't want to be at the same table with a group of weird ones.

"Shan Bailian, you can be happy, it's up to you."

What does Luo Xun mean by this?

There will be a resolution that night.

Dinner started at 06:30, and around ten o'clock, everyone in the Yan family's old house who had eaten the delicious food made by Single started to have diarrhea.

There are a lot of people, and the bathroom is sometimes crowded.

The most serious one is old man Yan, who probably has poor resistance as he gets older and can hardly get up while sitting on the toilet.

Xu Sheng'an and his father, who just came home at night, were in a hurry and called the family doctor.

As for why not sent to the hospital?

Aren't you afraid of pulling your pants on the way?

The old man has the best face, how can he bear such an insult?

After a period of chaos, everyone finally stabilized after taking medicine. The old man was almost dehydrated, and the doctor had to give him water.

Leaning on the sofa, the old man asked the doctor weakly: "What caused this? Food poisoning?"

The doctor shook his head, "I've read your dinner recipes, and there's nothing you can't eat. It should be caused by unclean cooking."

Not clean?

What kind of uncleanness will make everyone like this?

The old man looked at Luo Xun and Shan Qu who were called out together, and the kitchen aunt who added food in the evening.

The aunt in the kitchen hurriedly explained, "I make it as usual, and we eat the extra, and the housekeeper eats it too. It's all right."

The old man nodded.

This auntie has been cooking for him for years and has never had any problems, probably not.

He looked at Luo Xun and Shan Qu again.

Luo Xun also waved his hands hastily, "All the dishes I cooked were taken away and fed to the dogs. If you said that you have eaten my soup, grandpa, they didn't drink it."

Right.

Then only...

Single suddenly panicked, he wanted to explain, but he pulled it himself, so what else to say?

"I...I don't know, I do that at home too," but it never came up.

Suddenly, he looked at Luo Xun fiercely, "Is it you? There are only two of us in the kitchen, did you accidentally mix up the unclean dishes with mine?"

In order to maintain the character design, he didn't dare to directly say that it was Luo Xun's fault.

Like laxatives or something.

But with the history of shoveling up fallen eggs, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that it was Luo Xun's fault.

Although he didn't find out when he did it.

Luo Xun rolled his eyes, "Although you deliberately pushed me into the refrigerator, and beat my hand to break the eggs, I didn't want to take revenge on you either!"

"Besides, we each do our own thing. I can't fix it myself in a hurry. How can I get you in trouble?"

"..."

Makes sense.

For the first time, Single thinks that idiots like Luo Xun are the most difficult to deal with, and even if they want to frame him, they can't find the entrance.

After watching the single, there was nothing to say, and the old man's affection for him disappeared immediately. He deserved to be a child who was brought in. His blood was poor, so he just couldn't be on the stage.

Seeing that the old man's expression was wrong, Xu Sheng'an hurriedly said: "It should be just an accident, just don't let him do it in the future."

The old man glanced at Xu Sheng'an, and still gave his grandson this face.

Single hastily apologized, and promised to buy gifts for everyone to make amends.

The relatives saw that the old man didn't speak, and Xu Sheng'an pleaded for him, saying that it was okay and he didn't want to offend anyone.

Luo Xun narrowed his eyes slightly, and thought to himself, did he hook up with Xu Shengan again?

……

The old man still wanted to fetch water, so he sent the others away. Luo Xun deliberately lingered until the end, listening to the old man reprimand Xu Shengan in a low voice.

"I promoted him only to punish Luo Xun. You don't have any other intentions. Let's not say that he is a man who can't lay eggs, but that he was born unworthy of you."

"I know."

Xu Sheng'an was afraid of making too many mistakes, so he agreed in a low voice.

Luo Xun curled his lips, what is so noble about the son of an illegitimate child?Are you ashamed to say that others are not worthy?

He also heard the single song standing at the corner of the stairs, and felt wronged. He had to apologize to everyone, even though he had done nothing, and had to endure the old man's dissatisfaction and pickiness.

Seeing Luo Xun coming up, he dragged him to a corner and asked angrily, "Is it your fault?"

Luo Xunpa pulled his hand away, and patted the touched place.

"You do yours, I do mine, what do I care?"

"you……"

"Get out, I'm not in the mood to talk to you right now."

If you have this time, you might as well go back and think about Yan Chuchen, what the hell is going on with that scheming bitch.

As for whether it was his fault?

Of course it is!

While cooking, a little ghost came to him to report Shan Qihao's recent actions. He poured salt on the fried bacon vigorously, while nodding calmly.

However, the kid didn't leave after reporting, but pestered him for brand-name clothes.

He agreed without thinking.

But there is a small request, that is, let the little ghost blow a few breaths of Yin Qi on each dish of the single.

Yin Qi is cold and cold, can you not have diarrhea?

The old man deliberately made things difficult for him, he deserved it!

……

next day

The old man woke up refreshed after a nap, and felt that Luo Xun couldn't cook well, so he asked him to take care of the greenhouse.

The old man likes flowers, he has a huge flower house, there are rare and common flowers, arranged like spring all the year round, even in winter it blooms very well.

He intentionally made things difficult for Luo Xun, so he asked him to loosen the soil for the greenhouse.

This idea was suggested by Xu Sheng'an, mainly because the song said that Luo Xun was allergic to peonies, and when he touched it, he would get red rashes all over his body, and it would be swollen, painful and itchy.

This is also the information obtained from Lu Wenzhou, and it is just right to use it to deal with it now.

Luo Xun had no objection to this, and took the small flower shovel handed over by his servant to signal Xu Shengan to lead the way.

"Then let's go. I haven't seen any flowers since the beginning of winter."

"..."

Xu Shengan cast a glance at him, then looked at the single that had been waiting in the backyard, and got up to lead the way.

Luo Xun was born with a special physique and was never liked by small animals. A few butterflies were dancing in the warm greenhouse, but when they saw him coming, they flew away immediately.

Is it very embarrassing?

Xu Shengan, who was leading the way, looked at the lively single, and the latter snorted coldly: "Luo Xun, what did you say you did? Even butterflies don't like you."

"In ancient times, the moon was ashamed and the flowers were ashamed as the fish and the geese. I, Luo Xiaoxun, was born with beauty and peerless appearance. Why don't you allow the butterfly to feel inferior?" Luo Xiaoxun looked at the sky with his nostrils.

"........."

What kind of human narcissism is this?

Single didn't expect Luo Xun to be so shameless.

"vomit--"

"self-abasement?"

Xu Sheng'an then interjected: "Is it because you came out of the orphanage that you are so dirty and disgusting?"

Luo Xun hates people who slander the orphanage. In the eyes of these bastards, the orphanage seems to be some kind of filthy place.

But if there were no orphanages, how many children would starve to death on the streets?

"What happened to the orphanage? Can you exist without an orphanage?"

"What do you mean?" Xu Sheng'an didn't react immediately.

"It is said that your ancestors also came out of the orphanage. After a few generations, you may still beg for food."

Luo Xun looked at Single again: "The son of an illegitimate child, the son of a murderer, who of you is more noble than me? Not as good as me."

"Can you say that again?"

Xu Sheng'an hated others to say that he was the son of an illegitimate child, and would beat him up if he raised his hand.

Luo Xun reacted quickly and raised the small flower shovel in his hand.

"what--"

Xu Shengan slapped the corner of the flower shovel with his palm, and his palm was cut instantly, and the bright red that dripped on the ground was brighter than the roses beside him.

"What's the matter? What do you want to do with me?" Luo Xiaoxun almost lost his composure as he swung the flower shovel.

"Who cares to stay with you."

Snorting coldly, he dragged Xu Shengan, who was about to explode, out of the conservatory. If the trouble continued, Luo Xun might take the opportunity to leave. Their plan hadn't been implemented yet.

……