small transparent [entertainment circle]

It was written on the note that the arrangement for them was to grow rice.This task does not seem to be heavy, and after turning a few turns outside the door, you can see the three-acre land.

The group of them is so eye-catching. There are a few handsome guys in the front, and the big guys carrying cameras behind them. You need to be more careful when walking on the field ridge. There is a paddy field next to it. If you don’t pay attention, you will be covered in mud if you fall.

Xia Haizhou and the others changed into special clothes and boots before they went out. They were very full of ambitions when they were doing farm work for the first time.

Except for Tang Yingying, he was slower than others in everything he did, and he was the last to go down at this time. When his feet landed in the mud, his eyes narrowed slightly, showing a comfortable expression.

Mingyuan lost his excitement and became discouraged after a while: "My feet are completely sunk inside."

"Yes." Zhang Yijia agreed, pulling his right leg out of the mud with difficulty, which was more difficult than pulling a carrot.

"Don't insert it too deep, 2-3 cm!" Several villagers watched and pointed out, "Don't plant it too closely, leave a little distance between each plant!"

Everyone is very obedient, and the villagers will do whatever they want.

Xia Haizhou bent down and finished planting a row of seedlings. When he straightened his back, he couldn't help but beat his back with his hands. After knocking twice, he remembered that his hands were not clean. The outside of the gloves was full of mud, and the mud was splashed on the clean T-shirt. On, after resting for a while, I resigned myself to squatting back to continue.

It turns out that doing farm work is really tiring, with back pain and dullness. It seems that Xia Ran is also a good boy who endures hardships and stands hard work. It is not easy to scold him often in the future, Xia Haizhou thought silently.

"It's so boring! Let's find something to do!" Zhang Yijia paused to catch her breath.

"What do you want?" Ming Yuan asked.

"...Come here... Let's play an idiom solitaire!"

"You're not very interesting either."

But everyone else agreed, except Tang Yingying.

I saw him squatting in the field, planting seedlings one by one slowly and rhythmically, with a serious side face with his lips pursed, and no one was ashamed to disturb him.

"Yingying, what do you think?" Zhang Yijia called out.

Only then did Tang Yingying slowly raise her head, her blank eyes told that she didn't know what he was asking.

"I said, let's play idiom solitaire, shall we?"

He tilted his head and thought for a while, then replied slowly: "Okay—"

"Then start with me - the hard work will pay off!" Zhang Yijia said.

"It's full of guests!" Ming Yuan said.

"Every seat is full," Zhao Ninger said.

Quiet for a moment.

"It's your turn, why don't you talk?"

"Seat—"

"Sit on the floor."

Because Xia Haizhou spoke too slowly, Tang Yingying flattened her mouth, and then said: "Sit-stand-no-rest."

"Be at ease!"

"Su, Su..." Ming Yuan was stuck, "Come quickly!"

"Are you an idiom?" Zhang Yijia despised.

"Why not? Isn't it four characters?"

"Just four words are idioms? You're even more uneducated than I thought!"

"Mingyuan, there are also those who have never met before, who have never met before, who have never met before, and who have no face in the sky, etc." Xia Haizhou said while planting seedlings.

"This is not my normal level. The sun is too strong today, and it seems that my brain has been melted." Mingyuan cheated, "This time it doesn't count, this time the test bureau!"

Zhang Yijia wouldn't let him get away with it, but insisted on dancing a dance in the paddy field.

Mingyuan looked at other people with an attitude of watching the show, and it seemed that there was no escape, so he reluctantly twisted his buttocks a few times, like a big clumsy duck.

Talking and laughing, the time passed quickly, and the five people worked together to finish planting the seedlings, but they were also dirty all over.

There was a mud mark on Tang Yingying's cheek, which he probably wiped it carelessly. Xia Haizhou pointed to his face.Tang Yingying looked at him in confusion.

"Face, dirty."

Tang Yingying dragged out a long "Oh" and raised her hand to wipe it.

"Don't wipe it, your hands are not clean either."

Tang Yingying looked down at her hands, there was indeed some black mud on the back of her hands.

"Forget it, you'd better wash it after you go back."

It was said that Tang Yingying's chin clicked twice, still at a very slow pace.

Although Xia Haizhou doesn't care much about other people's words and deeds, I also feel that Tang Yingying's pace of speech and action is a few beats slower than ordinary people's. Seeing him like this, I couldn't help feeling anxious.

When you get back dirty, you have to take a shower and change your clothes. There is only one bathroom for them. Tang Yingying said, "I wash last."

He is slow in doing everything, especially in the shower, he can soak in it for two or three hours. He knows this himself, so he doesn't want to waste other people's time, so he takes the initiative to be the last one in the queue.

This time, no one let Xia Haizhou touch the pot and shovel for dinner. After Xia Haizhou lit the fire, Xia Yingying was asked to cook.

Tang Yingying had always stayed away from the stove, and sat alone in a dignified and reserved manner, like an elegant lady, but now she had no choice but to approach slowly in half a step, and she could feel his cautiousness from her steps, and she hadn't even reached the stove yet. It forced a sweat on the forehead.

"You're not afraid of fire, are you?" Xia Haizhou guessed after seeing his nervous expression.

Tang Yingying shook her head, then nodded again: "I... am afraid of heat."

"That's it..." Xia Haizhou hesitated, "Then if I cook, will you still eat?"

"Don't eat." It was rare for Tang Yingying to speak twice as fast, but to him, this relatively fast speaking speed was just the speed of a normal person.

"Then what should we do, we give up the mission?"

"Yes." Tang Yingying returned to his normal speaking speed again.

Looking at the two people in front of him, the director was a little surprised. He has done many shows and met many people. It is rare for guests to give up their tasks on their own initiative. Generally, as long as it is not deliberately embarrassing by the program group, they are in order to get the camera and increase the audience's favorability. I will work hard to complete it, let alone relatively simple cooking, can you always make one with tomato scrambled eggs?However, the two gave up immediately.

"Are you sure?"

"Sure." Xia Haizhou said.

Tang Yingying also nodded slowly.

"Okay, it's up to you."

The director agreed to their request, but if they voluntarily gave up the task, they would have to accept the corresponding punishment, and the two readily accepted.

A mysterious guest is coming tonight, and they need to perform a play for this guest, in which someone must play the role in reverse and wear women's clothing.

They were a little sluggish after listening.

"We didn't bring women's clothing." Xia Haizhou turned his head to ask for confirmation after speaking, "Is it?"

Tang Yingying nodded, and responded in a long voice: "Mmm—"

"It doesn't matter, the costumes are provided by the program team." The director is confident, "Our props team is very responsible, and we have prepared a lot of sets, you can choose as you like!"

This is a hole dug long ago, just waiting for a fool like them to jump in!

Xia Haizhou thought about it for a while and felt that it didn't matter. There is nothing you can't do as an actor, but it's just a cross-dressing. If Tang Yingying doesn't want to, then he can do it.But with his figure, he can only fit in a super plus-size women's clothing, right?

Tang Yingying seemed a little hesitant, but since he was always slow to respond, it wasn't necessarily hesitation, anyway, he finally agreed.

The director team prepared several classic plays for them to choose in advance.

"Why is there "Legend of the White Snake"?"

"Yes, one of you can play the green snake and the other the white snake. We have brought two sets of clothes."

"..."

Xia Haizhou saw that they were all the same, so he simply handed over the choice to others: "Yingying, you choose."

Tang Yingying raised her finger slowly, moved back and forth over several books, and landed on "The Legend of the White Snake" after a while.Xia Haizhou could understand that compared to "Luo Zhu", "Legend of the White Snake" was slightly better.He had no objection, but they had to find time to prepare and rehearse their lines and try on costumes before the guest came.

The other three came after hearing the news.

"Do you need a cameo? I can play Xu Xian!" Ming Yuan volunteered.

"You can play Fa Hai, but shave your hair first." Xia Haizhou looked at him.

"Fahai is fine too! I can't shave my head, but I can wear a hood!"

Xia Haizhou could see that this man was a drama addict. "It's better to add a few characters so that everyone can participate." He suggested.

"Okay!" Zhang Yijia immediately agreed, and Zhao Ninger had no objection either.

As long as the director wants the show to be interesting, he can let the guests do whatever they want.

There was some disagreement when agreeing on roles.

The program team prepared two sets of women's clothing, one for green snake, one for white snake, and one for scholar's clothing for Xu Xian. Fahai has no clothes, but this is not a big problem. Mingyuan said he could wrap the bed sheet He used it as a cassock on his body, and not only that, he also found a broom to serve as a tin rod.It can be seen that he is more interested in playing Fahai than other roles now, and he is waving the "tin stick" enthusiastically, while others keep away vigilantly, for fear of being swept away by him.

Zhao Ninger: "That's one role short."

Zhang Yijia: "Create one, such as Fahai's old lover..."

Mingyuan was suddenly excited: "I still have an old lover?"

Zhang Yijia paused: "... Another example is Xu Xian's female tablemate."

By this time, no one cared about the original script. Everyone used their screenwriting talents. The chief editors were Zhang Yijia and Ming Yuan. Zhao Ninger was responsible for pulling them back when they went too far. Xia Haizhou He and Tang Mingming were in charge of watching, occasionally expressing their attitudes.

"Okay, that's it for now!" Zhang Yijia jotted down some words that probably only he himself could understand in a small notebook.

Discuss the script and start assigning roles.

It was found that an oversized white dress could fit Xia Haizhou's big frame, and now Xia Haizhou couldn't refuse. He imagined himself wearing this dress in his mind, so what is the white lady? Or Lady Bear?I couldn't help laughing.

Tang Yingying, who was the smallest, was given the small set of cyan women's clothing, Zhao Ninger played Xu Xian, and Zhang Yijia played an original female role instead.

Ming Yuan pulled a sheet to put it on, holding a big broom in his hand: "How is it?"

"It's not perfect, it's short of a bald head." Zhang Yijia said.

Mingyuan stroked his hair, still a little cherished, and thought for a moment: "There is no headgear here, do you think I can wear a shower cap?"

Xia Haizhou: "It's okay, I'll give you one later."

"Yes, this is better!"

After they were done, they had to buy more ingredients to entertain the mysterious guest who was coming today.

The market is so far away that you can't walk there, you can only go there by car.

After a long drive, they arrived at the nearest farmers market.

Zhao Ninger reminded: "Remember, remember, our funds are very limited, and the sum is only more than 100 yuan, so spend it quickly."

When it comes to money, everyone is a little sad.

Zhang Yijia asked: "Then what should we buy?"

"Buy a chicken, I can stew chicken." Zhao Ninger.

Mingyuan also said: "I can make braised pork!"

Xia Haizhou & Tang Yingying: It has nothing to do with me (indifference).

It was inconvenient for so many of them to walk together, so they moved separately, in groups of two or three.

Xia Tang and Ming Yuan went to buy pork, and Zhao and Zhang went to buy chicken.

"How much meat should six people eat?" Ming Yuan asked Xia Haizhou.

"I don't know, you ask the stall owner."

Mingyuan asked loudly: "Boss, weigh me enough pork belly for six people!"

"Oh, that's at least five catties!"

"Well, how much?—sixty?"

"It's too expensive, buy less, two catties." Xia Haizhou said.

"How is this enough?"

"You listen to me. Boss, just two catties."

But Tang Yingying was silent the whole time.

"Is there anything you want to eat?" Xia Haizhou looked at him and asked.

Tang Yingying paused for a long time, until Xia Haizhou became impatient, and only heard him spit out two words: "Grape."

"Okay, let's go buy grapes."

"I want to eat pears too!" Ming Yuan said, holding a large piece of pork belly.

"Don't eat it, didn't you hear what Brother Zhao said, save it, we can't spend it all at once, we still have many days to come."

"Then he can eat grapes if he wants?"

"Can you be like Yingying?"

In the end, he really only bought two bunches of grapes. On the way back, Mingyuan resented himself: "different treatment, different treatment."