Everybody wants to be my leg pendant

Shen Wangxi didn't know why such a situation developed.

In short, before he could react, everyone had reached a unanimous decision, Guangping City rose from the ground that day, and flew towards the direction of the South China Sea at high speed with Shen Qingyan's small shop.

"The South China Sea is the territory of our Qingyou City."

Long Xiaoxiao hugged the fragrant drops of oil that Shen Qingyan gave him to eat with the pig's trotters, while patting his chest with oily dragon claws, he assured Shen Wangxi: "I'm sure you can find a son-in-law of the dragon clan!"

Being bribed by delicious food, he completely forgot about his righteous indignation before.

Shen Wangxi: ...

He said blankly: "Shouldn't I be called a lady?"

"……yes?"

Long Xiaoxiao stopped gnawing on the pig's trotters. He held the pig's trotters and thought for a while: "It seems to be? Hey, the relationship between our dragon clan is rather chaotic, so don't care so much. Anyway, I will definitely find it." A suitable person will lay eggs with you!"

……A prophecy.

On the first day in the South China Sea, Shen Wangxi met another person he never expected to meet.

dragon!Arrogant!born!

Young City Lord of Qingyou City, Long Xiaoxiao his cousin, a genius who was well-known in the Dragon Clan N years ago and was called the "Double King" with Shen Wangxi——

"Do you know what the two of us have in common?"

Shen Wangxi swears that he will never forget Long Wangsheng's regular opening remarks every time he sees him.

"Of course I know, we all have an arrogance in our names."

Every time the question and answer are exactly the same, Shen Wangxi answered quickly, but at the same time was very listless.

"No, it's different this time!"

Long Wangsheng said with a smile.His voice was relaxed and cheerful: "The two of us have one thing in common, that is, we are allergic to seafood!"

Shen Wangxi: ...

He looked at the clear sea waves outside the window.In order to enjoy the sea view from a better angle, Shen Qingyan's small shop broke away from Quang Binh City and was floating on a coast at this time.The sandy beach on the coast is golden and delicate, with colorful scallops staying on it, the waves are full of fine white waves undulating, seabirds with wide wings are flying in the brackish sea breeze, and schools of fish are swimming below them Slowly, the sun shines on the sea surface, turning up pieces of broken scales...

How wonderful it all looks...if it wasn't for the lingering scent on the tip of the nose!

It stands to reason that seafood is generally steamed and boiled. In order to preserve the umami taste, even the seasoning is rarely added.But why is it so fragrant now?Because of that bastard Shen Qingyan, he!Baked!up!one!Only!big!dragon!shrimp!

That big lobster is really big, that full carapace, that huge head, even if it is cut in half, it still occupies the whole body of the big plate majesticly and majesticly... and that snow-white and delicate , Tender meat that is still steaming...

"Baked lobster! Baked lobster!"

Ling Song shouted energetically.

"It's delicious, it's delicious..."

Hong Wenming burst into tears as he ate a shrimp tail.

Shen Wangxi smelled the fragrance, looked at the picture, and listened to the small sounds in his ears when they were eating, and felt that she was about to burst into tears.

Why are there so many allergies in the world, but I am allergic to seafood? !

Shen Qingyan was still busy in the kitchen, bringing out plates of shellfish and fish at a high price.The steamed ones had no aroma, Shen Wangxi could bear it, but soon, Shen Qingyan listened to the audience's suggestion in the live broadcast room, patted a few head of garlic, and started grilling the fish and shells one by one...

Tolerable or unbearable!

Shen Wangxi was furious, and jumped up against the table: "How can there be dragons in this world who are allergic to seafood! No, I can't stand it anymore! Brother Wangsheng, let's go, let's go eat something else!"

Long Wangsheng smiled without saying a word, and followed him away.

As soon as they left Shen Qingyan's store, Bo Yunyi who was sitting at the table smiled and asked Long Xiaoxiao: "Your brother is not allergic at all, is he? Seafood?"

"It's his allergies."

Long Xiaoxiao wished he could bury his head in that lobster and ate it without blinking: "Fortunately, I brought Mr. Shen and his ancestors here today, otherwise my brother would open his mouth, and the things here would still be mine. share!"

The city lord of Guangping City, who was slowly pulling the fish beside him, was shocked when he heard this, and immediately raised his head: "Oops, I almost forgot, Long Xiaoxiao is also a dragon!"

"—Even after being transformed into a human form, the dragon's stomach is bigger than all of us combined!"

Hearing this, everyone at the table stopped moving.Long Xiaoxiao looked up, and found that all eyes were on him.

"What are you doing? Why are you looking at me..."

"Am I full? Of course not, I only ate a little, just enough for an appetizer—"

Three minutes later, the door of Shen Qingyan's small shop slammed, and Long Xiaoxiao, who was in a daze, was thrown out of the shop.He stood there blankly, with a sign around his neck, writing:

"I can't afford to eat too much, sell myself for fish, hurry up!"

……

In this way, Shen Qingyan's small shop settled down near Qingyou City.

He even took Guangping City to complete a 360-degree shift of heaven and earth, flew over half the world from the original Jinjiang River and Canghua Mountain, and put himself directly next to Qingyou City.On the first and fifteenth day of the Lunar New Year, and during festivals, the residents of the two cities will always have a collective duel to determine the main source of customers for the small shop for the next year.

However, due to the existence of the BUG level of the city lord of Quang Binh City, Qingyou City has been defeated repeatedly in the duel with Quang Binh City. After a few years, it has never won a single time. This is another sad story.

Another morning, the sun pierced through the thin mist, casting bits of broken light on the sea.The waves washed over the beach one after another. Amidst the distant chirping of seabirds, Hong Wenming squinted his eyes and yawned. He leaned out and knocked heavily on the door of the shop twice:

"Ready, ready! Dinner is half an hour away! Mr. Shen is already washing the vegetables, so please close the windows if they are open!"

His voice was powerful and powerful, and at the door of the small shop was engraved with an amplifying circle written by the city lord of Quang Binh City himself. His voice spread for thousands of miles and shook the entire Quang Binh City.Even many people in the nearby Qingyou City heard the sound, and suddenly there was a sound of "bang bang bang bang" closing the windows like rain.

After saying this, Hong Wenming yawned again, turned back to the small courtyard, and picked up a pair of large scissors.

"Where is the Chinese cabbage?"

After searching in the small courtyard for a while, Hong Wenming asked wonderingly in circles.Long Xiaoxiao was sitting cross-legged on the roof eating a bowl of crispy meat, when he heard this, he casually pointed at the top of his head:

"Didn't you see? He got up early this morning and hid in the tree in the yard."

Hong Wenming: ...

"Why is he hiding in the tree?"

He said, holding the big scissors, looking up at the tree and asking, "Hey, what about you! Why are you hiding in the tree when you have nothing to do?"

Ling Song suddenly poked his head out from the shade of the tree, shaking the whole big tree rattling.

"You're definitely going to cut my hair again today!"

Holding the trunk of the big tree tightly, Ling Song looked down at Hong Wenming from a height and complained: "At this time of year you come to cut my hair, and you won't even give me a piece of candy! Bad guy! I I won’t cut it for you today!”

Hong Wenming put the scissors on the back belt without hesitation, and opened his arms to show Ling Song frankly: "Who said I'm going to cut your hair? Look, I didn't even take the scissors!"

"..."

Long Xiaoxiao on the roof and Ling Song in the shade both looked at him with disdain.

Hong Wenming blushed once in a while, and coughed, "What...you know what it is to cut your hair. Don't you also eat dumplings stuffed with cabbage and meat? Let me tell you, Mr. Shen is in the house right now. As for the noodles, if you don’t come down after the noodles are reconciled, you will only be able to eat fish and meat dumplings for Chinese New Year this year!”

“Fish Dumplings…”

Ling Song squatted on the top of the tree, hesitant, seemed to think that fish and meat dumplings were also delicious.

Seeing this, Hong Wenming almost knelt down to him: "Ancestor! No matter how delicious these fish dumplings are, we can't eat them every day! We have stayed in Qingyou City for so long, and we eat fish, shrimps, and shells every day. I really want to change the taste!"

Ling Song bit his finger: "Then you have to bring me a few candies to eat."

"How can it be done? What kind of candy are you eating now? I just woke up—" Before Hong Wenming finished speaking, Ling Song had already hugged the tree trunk tightly, and said loudly, "If you don't give me candy, I will never come down!"

Why is this kid so bearish!

Hong Wenming was dumbfounded.When he was at a loss what to do, Long Xiaoxiao on the nearby roof had already seized the time to eat the little crispy meat left.After eating the last bit of crispy meat, he clapped his hands and stood up, squinted his eyes and compared to the tree with the empty basin, then swung his right hand vigorously——

"boom!"

"Bang!"

"Crash!"

Ling Song fell headlong into the water tank under the big tree.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I don't want to cut my hair..."

Accompanied by Ling Song's mournful cry, Hong Wenming took the large scissors and "clicked" a few times, and simply cut off a large piece of cabbage leaves, and then washed them with the leaves, leaving Ling Song squatting in the water tank There were two bubbles of tears in her eyes, and she couldn't cry while holding her own head.

Long Xiaoxiao jumped down from the roof, picked up the basin on the ground and patted it, walked to the water tank and asked suspiciously:

"Why on earth do you not want to be cut? Does it hurt when you cut it?"

"It hurts...it doesn't hurt."

When Ling Song was asked such a question, he forgot to sob for a while, and just covered his head and said to him very seriously: "I'm just afraid of being bald!"

Long Xiaoxiao: ...

He watched the small piece of "hair" cut off by Hong Wenming grow back in the blink of an eye, and was speechless for a while.After being silent for a while, he stretched out his hand and rubbed Ling Song's head: "Did it hurt you just now?"

"No."

Ling Song honestly shook his head.

Long Xiaoxiao heaved a sigh of relief, and knocked on Ling Song casually: "Next time you want to cut it off, you can simply cut it off. Don't worry, he only cuts a little each time, and you will never be bald!"

After he finished speaking, he turned around and ran into the kitchen with the basin in his hand. Ling Song suddenly remembered something, grabbed the edge of the water tank and shouted at Long Xiaoxiao's back:

"Why did you beat me down just now?"

Long Xiaoxiao didn't turn his head back, he just waved the shiny basin in his hand: "I don't want to eat fish these days either!"

In the kitchen, Shen Qingyan had already made up his face, and was lowering his head to chop minced meat carefully.Bo Yunyi stood next to him, with the aura of sword-slaying Moxiu back then, and dealt with a fish with a dignified expression.

"If you are not used to killing, replace me."

In the sound of "dong dong dong" chopping the chopping board, Shen Qingyan said without raising his head.

Bo Yunyi's hand holding the kitchen knife tightened, and immediately said: "It's okay, you are busy with your work, I can take care of it!"

After speaking, he made a gesture to kill the fish.Walking a few steps to the front of the water basin, Bo Yunyi turned sideways to block the fish that was flicking the water with its tail, glanced quietly to make sure that Shen Qingyan was not looking at him, then stretched out the kitchen knife, tapped her fingertips, and a sword The air was sent out in the air, penetrating the fish from the spine to the skull.

With a sound of "crash", the fish split in two in the basin on the spot.

Bo Yunyi: ...

Too bad, I haven't killed such a small fish before, the strength of the sword energy is a bit too strong_(:з」∠)_.

Looking at the pot of bloody water that was emitting a fishy smell, Bo Yunyi was silent for a while, and said to Shen Qingyan: "The fish is a bit too small today, I'll go find them and get another one."

After finishing speaking, he picked up the basin and ran away.Without raising his eyes, Shen Qingyan said behind him: "Change to a washed and dissected one, remember to ask them to scrape off the scales as well."

Bo Yunyi turned her head and smiled towards the room, and took the basin to Qingyou City.

Shen Qingyan continued to be busy in the kitchen.

The stove fire was rising, faint cooking smoke floated from the sky above the small shop, and the sound of knives chopping the chopping board was busy.

The chubby rice cakes had already been steamed in the steamer, and Ling Song personally carved a stamp of "more than auspicious", and carefully printed it on each rice cake, making it neat and festive.

The whole meat-stuffed dumpling is rolling and frying in the pan, the golden oil stings, and the skin of the dumpling is fried until it is browned and fragrant.It can be scooped up immediately before frying through - the dumplings are already steamed - set aside to cool slowly and temptingly.

Dried plums, vegetables, and braised meat are neatly and beautifully placed, and they are quietly placed beside the salty sausage and bacon, gradually exuding a strong aroma on the bubbling water vapor.A plate of abalone occupies the best place in the steamer, lying next to dozens of prawns, bubbling sweet and delicious juices with the shellfish not far away.

Outside, Hong Wenming came in beamingly holding a freshly washed cabbage leaf, and asked Shen Qingyan as soon as he entered the door:

"Mr. Shen, let's have cabbage meat for this year's dumplings?"

"Okay, half cabbage meat, half leek meat... Would you like another three delicacies?"

Hong Wenming swallowed his saliva: "That's a great relationship!"

Shen Qingyan listened with a smile: "Put down the vegetable leaves first, there are shrimps at the counter, help me peel some shrimps."

Shrimp is peeled to make dumplings filled with three delicacies.Thinking of the springy and delicious taste of the Sanxian dumplings, Hong Wenming didn't need to be urged, and went there immediately.

Shen Qingyan continued to chop his stuffing with his head down.

Chop the meat, dice the cabbage, and mince the leeks.Another stove was set up to burn oil in a cooking pot, and a few round egg skins were roasted fragrantly. They were picked up, let cool, cut into thin shreds, and wrapped with the whole shrimps sent by Hong Wenming. Dumplings of different flavors are placed in the dustpan by category, all of them with their heads held high and their stomachs shy. Just looking at them makes people feel satisfied.

The dumplings made by Shen Qingyan are extremely cooked and smooth, and they can be made quickly and well with ease. After a while, an empty dustpan was filled with round and chubby dumplings.He directed Hong Wenming to take down the full dustpan and bring up a new empty dustpan. Just as he was about to fill up this dustpan with all his might, he heard someone knock on the window behind him.

"Who?"

He glanced back subconsciously, but there was nothing behind him, not even a single figure——

——Shen Qingyan reacted immediately, and turned her head without thinking.

“My Dumplings!!!”

Hong Wenming let out a wail, like a mourning concubine.

Bo Yunyi happened to come back with the fish that had been dissected. When she saw this, she raised her eyebrows and said angrily, "Zhao Guangping! Put down the plate of dumplings in your hand!"

This cold shout was full of momentum, but the city lord of Guangping City ignored him at all.I saw a flash of light around Guangping City, and the figure of the city lord of Guangping City flashed at the end of South 23rd Lane. Under the eyes of the people around who couldn't bear to see it, he held the plate of dumplings without looking back, and ran wildly...

Bo Yun disagreed with this, put the fish in his hand into Hong Wenming's arms, rolled up his sleeves and chased after him.

Shen Qingyan: ...

Hong Wenming pitifully hugged the fish that had been cleaned inside and out. His body was originally like a ball, but now he looked like a dead ball.

"It's okay, he won't cook those dumplings anyway,"

Taking the fish from Hong Wenming's hands with the straw rope tied to it, Shen Qingyan comforted him, "It's the same every year. Even if he snatches it now, he will still have to return it sooner or later."

Hong Wenming calmed down, and couldn't help being happy when he thought of the messy dumplings cooked by the city lord of Guangping City.

……

Crackling, crackling, lively firecrackers sounded in the city that had been silent for thousands of years.Cultivators never know how long the days and moons are. Shen Qingyan's annual meal of dumplings has made most of the comprehension world learn from mortals, and get together every year to spend a lively New Year's Eve.

A big table was put together in Shen Qingyan's small shop, and Ling Song was sitting by the big table with a jar of sugar in his arms, craned his neck and looked into the kitchen.Long Xiaoxiao sat beside him, tightly pressing the lid of the sugar jar:

"Yes, that's it, first think about the dishes in the kitchen! Don't eat these candies! Don't eat them yet! Save your stomach and eat more New Year's Eve dinner!"

Hong Wenming was walking in and out of the kitchen and the lobby with a tray, serving dishes on the big table at a running cost.As soon as he put a plate of stir-fried razor clams on the table, he turned around and heard Long Xiaoxiao's words. He curiously held the tray and turned it over, and couldn't help but interjected and asked:

"Aren't these candies that Mr. Shen usually makes for you as snacks? I thought you had already eaten them all. Why are there so many left here?"

Long Xiaoxiao glared at him fiercely, before he could answer, Ling Song turned his head in a daze and said:

"I've already finished my candy. He gave me all these candies just now."

"you?"

Hong Wenming looked at Long Xiaoxiao in surprise, and asked in confusion, "Why do you keep so much sugar and don't finish it? You don't like sugar? I think you also eat a lot of sweet and sour pork ribs."

"You, you control me!"

Long Xiaoxiao became furious and jumped to drive him away.

Hong Wenming was thrown into a daze by him.

Plates of dishes were brought up one after another, systematically transformed into a ball of light, jumping around on the big table to take close-ups, flying up into the air from time to time, giving a bird's-eye view of the dishes below.The overlapping of various lights and shadows made the already attractive dishes even more attractive. One by one, they were enlarged and sent to the live broadcast room in high-definition, which aroused the wailing of the audience who were knocking on the bowls and waiting to be fed.

"I'm going to call the police, I really want to call the police... This spicy chicken system is too much! We know that we are the most hungry at this time!"

"At this time of year, I'm used to waiting for the New Year's Eve dinner on an empty stomach_(:з"∠)_"

"At this time of the year, I wait for the anchor to wait forever~~~"

In the long-awaited anticipation of the audience, among the hateful food pictures one after another in the system, Shen Qingyan's live broadcast room finally came out with a long-awaited "buzz" and lit up.

"Good host!!!"

"Happy New Year anchor~~~"

Amid the beaming blessings, Shen Qingyan couldn't help smiling.Just as they were responding one by one, the door of the shop suddenly opened with a "squeak", and the city lord of Guangping City came in from outside with a dark face. The strange thing was that he didn't bring the dustpan of dumplings with him.

"Where's Bo Yunyi?"

"Where are my dumplings?"

Shen Qingyan and Hong Wenming asked in unison.

The city lord of Guangping City was silent for a few seconds, took out a storage bag and put it on the table, then pointed his fingertips up to the sky:

"The dumplings are in the bag, and Bo Yun is in the sky."

Shen Qingyan couldn't help being taken aback when he heard the words.

"Heaven? Why are local tyrants in the sky?"

Some viewers in the live broadcast room couldn't help asking this question.

Before the city lord of Guangping city could speak, the local tyrant's ID had already lit up in the live broadcast room, and he sent out such a sentence in a golden barrage——

"Look up to the sky."

More or less guessing something, everyone in the small shop crowded out together laughing and joking, and soon crowded into South 23 Lane, looking up at the sky full of curiosity.

Shen Qingyan did not go with them.He just smiled and stood by the window of the shop, looking at the deep blue sky.

A piercing wind sounded sharply, and where the sea and the sky met, a golden cloud of smoke exploded.

This cloud of smoke was like a conventional signal, and in an instant, there were voices laughing and shouting from all directions.

"Happy New Year--"

"Happy New Year!"

Thousands of sword lights pierced the smoke and clouds gorgeously, spreading across the entire dark blue sky and rushing towards the junction of the sea and the sky, like a splendid river, it gallops majesticly, and blooms around it. fireworks.

"boom--"

"boom--"

From Shen Qingyan's small shop, countless monks raised their hands and released spells into the air.At this moment, those well-thought-out killing techniques have become the most gorgeous and grandest fireworks, blooming wantonly and beautifully in the sky—this blooming is not for anything else, just to decorate the night sky tonight.

"Have you heard it many times today?"

Suddenly a familiar voice came from my ear.Shen Qingyan turned his head and saw that Bo Yunyi had already stood beside him at some point, he reached out and took his hand, shook it lightly, raised it to his lips and kissed:

"But I still want to tell you... Happy New Year."

"Well, Happy New Year." Shen Qingyan smiled involuntarily.They stood by the window, side by side, looking out at the night sky.

"I was the first to say Happy New Year to you the year before last."

Bo Yunyi suddenly said, "It was the same last year."

"This year is also the first time you said Happy New Year to me." Shen Qingyan added: "Last night, I remember."

Bo Yunyi hummed, and held his hand even tighter: "Next year, the year after, and the year after that... Of all the people who say Happy New Year to you, I will definitely be the first."

He hugged him from behind, and said very cautiously: "I am so close to the water."

……

Shen Qingyan was silent for a while, then patted his hand lightly: "Eat first."

"eat first!"

A group of people standing outside the small shop responded in unison, and rushed in with smiles.

In the sky outside the window, a round of bright moon hangs high, and the sky above the two closely adjacent cities is full of fireworks and brightly lit.

And Shen Qingyan's small shop was wide open, and there was a lot of warmth and laughter inside.

(End of the article)

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