Everybody wants to be my leg pendant

Different from the miserable devil world, the cultivation world is now a sea of ​​joy.

To say that the hearts of the monks are really very big. What happened in front of them is very mysterious to them, but they were able to digest it in a short time and accepted those settings that were unheard of for them... …

"The Demon Realm didn't come, the Demon Cultivator ran away, and the peace in the Cultivation Realm was maintained... and basically no one died during the process!"

When asked "Why did you accept the Sunday live broadcast so easily", a monk answered this way.He looked at the person who asked the question, and the doubts flashed in his eyes made the person who asked the question feel like a badass.

What's unacceptable about such a perfect ending?So what if the process is not completed by yourself?

After confirming that the Zhoutian live broadcast platform would not be free to learn about the invasion of the devil world, the monks put aside other questions in a very practical way, and turned the focus of their questions to the aspects they were most interested in.

"No, no, I'm sorry, you can't buy the viewer side of the Zhoutian live broadcast platform for the time being..."

"Yes, that's right, Shen Qingyan is indeed the most popular anchor on our platform."

"The anchor side of our platform is randomly selected by the system in Zhoutian Universe. I'm just an ordinary staff member. I really don't have the authority to let you also be an anchor..."

"Yes, if you ascend to the Immortal World, you can buy the viewer system of our Zhoutian platform at will."

"Why is there a restriction that the people of the lower realm cannot buy it... The main reason is nothing else, but the lifespan of the people of the lower realm is limited. Once they are addicted to the live broadcast, it is easy to delay their practice, which is not good for the future development of the Zhoutian universe..."

The staff of the Zhoutian platform were surrounded by a group of monks for seven or eight floors, explaining various problems over and over again with great pains.Shen Qingyan hurriedly walked past the periphery of the crowd, just in time to hear a mighty shout erupting from the crowd:

"We have to work hard to ascend to the fairy world!!! We are going to buy the Zhoutian system!!! We will use our actions to support Mr. Shen!!!"

"Ascension! Ascension!"

"Zhoutian system! Zhoutian system!"

"Mr. Shen! Mr. Shen!"

Speeding up her pace, Shen Qingyan hurriedly walked past the crowd:...

"Am I accidentally accelerating the development of the cultivation world?"

Seeing the surrounding monks gathering in twos and threes, discussing the method of ascension intensely like never before, some monks even retreated on the spot... Even Guangping City, which has always been lazy, was no exception. Ascension, or give me death" huge slogan, after seeing all this, Shen Qingyan's mood was 23 extremely complicated.

It is conceivable that if the situation in front of us can continue, the number of ascension people in the cultivation world here is bound to explode in the next few years...

"It's actually a good thing."

Well-informed(?) systems are quite optimistic about this.

"It's not the first time the Zhoutian platform has appeared in the lower realms, and it's the first time it has caused such a fierce reaction... This actually reflects the influence of your anchor from the side. These people have never heard of it before. Zhoutian platform, how much yearning can they have for this unheard of platform? It is not Zhoutian platform that makes them suddenly interested in Feisheng, but you, the anchor of the platform."

Someone in the live broadcast room said such a passage very pertinently.

Shen Qingyan didn't think there was any problem at first, until he looked up and found that the person speaking was the anonymous actor No. [-]...

Why did this person suddenly run out again!

What is he trying to do by pretending to be a local tyrant while remaining anonymous? !

It was less than two seconds before this thought appeared in Shen Qingyan's mind, and his question was immediately answered.

The anonymous actor No. [-], at the top of the screen in the live broadcast room that the local tyrants are accustomed to, said this passage in the usual tone of the local tyrants in the usual golden and blinding fonts:

"Anchor, do you know? I'm actually very similar to those people. I'm not interested in the show itself."

"I'm only interested in you, the anchor."

Suddenly there were several loud bangs of "bang bang" not far away, several fireworks flew into the air and exploded into a brilliant scene, countless pink peach petals descended from mid-air, and in this extremely romantic pink flower rain , a strange and handsome young man walked towards Shen Qingyan with a smile in his clothes fluttering.

"Anchor, I'm the true self of a local tyrant. It's the first time I meet you. I hope I didn't disappoint you."

Amidst the burst of cheers from the unsuspecting audience in the live broadcast room, he slowly crossed Huayu and walked in front of Shen Qingyan.

Shen Qingyan stared at him, his expression suddenly became very strange.

"Have you not come to my live broadcast room for a long time?"

He suddenly asked this question.

The young man was stunned for a second, then quickly reacted, and took another step towards Shen Qingyan's direction, even the smile on his lips did not change at all:

"I just prepared some time to come here to find you... What's the matter, are you angry? Don't worry, I still have the rest of my life to spend with you."

Shen Qingyan didn't speak, but just took a step back silently, and the next moment, the familiar golden characters flashed past the eyes of all the audience.

Local tyrant: "Hehe."

Local tyrant: "When did I have your deity, why didn't I know?"

Handsome young man:! ! ! ! ! !

He immediately knew that something was wrong, and he didn't even pay attention to the reactions of other viewers in the live broadcast room. The handsome young man ran away immediately...

Unfortunately, everything is too late.

In an instant, there was a whistling sound in the air, and a river-like dragon of sword aura rushed towards the sky, and the rain of pink flowers in the sky was immediately smashed into powder.A few fireworks that hadn't finished blooming were blown up, and countless tiny sword qi, like arrows, fell straight down from the top of the head, penetrating fiercely into the soil around the handsome young man, smashing out a A circle full of ferocious vigor.

The green hill where Shen Qingyan was located remained untouched, only less than one meter away, but the handsome young man had been beaten to pieces by the sword energy, his clothes were tattered and he was in a mess, standing in the center of the circle tremblingly, even his eyes Don't dare to move half a point.

"Don't the local... local tyrants rarely appear in the live broadcast room?!!!!"

Anonymous actor No. [-] shouted in disbelief in the live broadcast room:

"Why did he suddenly appear at such a time... There must be something wrong..."

Shen Qingyan sighed softly, and asked him the question again.

"Have you...haven't come to my live broadcast room for a long time?"

The handsome young man raised his head blankly.

"If you've been to my live broadcast some time ago, you should know one thing."

Shen Qingyan looked into his eyes, and announced a known fact to him word by word:

"The local tyrants have already publicly taken off their vests in the live broadcast room."

Handsome young man: ...

Onlookers:  …

"Fuck, when did this happen?!"

Some uninformed viewers asked in surprise in the live broadcast room.

"Earlier than him anyway."

After Bo Yunyi said this coldly, the sword flew down from mid-air.I don't know if it was intentional or a coincidence, but his landing point happened to be in the middle of the handsome young man and Shen Qingyan, and his sword hilt hit the top of the handsome young man's forehead hard at the speed of breaking through the sky...

Without even making a sound, the handsome young man rolled his eyes and passed out without making a sound.

"that……"

Shen Qingyan coughed softly, raised her finger and pointed behind Bo Yunyi:

"The person behind seems to have been knocked out by your sword energy."

"It's okay, he'll wake up soon."

Bo Yunyi withdrew her sword energy calmly, as if nothing had happened, and stretched out a hand towards Shen Qingyan.

"The scenery here is a bit too intrusive, go to another place with me?"

At the same time that Bo Yunyi said these words, a group of Zhoutian platform staff members ran up from not far behind him at high speed, quickly dragging the "obtrusive scenery" away from the ground. I don't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, the "obtrusive scenery" hit a few stones...

Seeing Bao Yunyi's serious face of "I don't know what happened later", Shen Qingyan couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"You saw him already?"

He stretched out his hand to hold Bo Yunyi's hand, and Bo Yunyi shook him back forcefully.

"Of course I did."

He whispered in Shen Qingyan's ear, and at the same time gently pulled him onto the flying sword:

"I've been running your live broadcast room... twelve hours a day, 360 five days a year, otherwise I'd be taken advantage of by this kind of guy."

The space on the flying sword was very narrow, and Shen Qingyan inevitably stood very close to Bo Yunyi, so close that Shen Qingyan could clearly feel that his breath was warming on the back of her neck when he spoke.

——There is no doubt that this distance is too close for close friends.Normally speaking, such a distance is basically unacceptable to Shen Qingyan, just like that handsome young man just now, even taking a step forward would make Shen Qingyan feel uncomfortable, but for some reason, when Bo Yunyi got so close, he felt uncomfortable. I didn't feel much resistance in my heart.

"My live broadcast room is not open twelve hours a day."

Shen Qingyan replied casually, seeing Feijian passing low over the treetops on the roof, he hesitated whether to move forward a little distance: Although he didn't feel any discomfort, this distance is really a little bit for him and Bo Yunyi. Is it too close?

However, Bo Yunyi's hand was still holding his at the moment, it seemed too strange to forcefully move aside, Shen Qingyan couldn't help but hesitated for a few seconds.And during the few seconds of his hesitation, the local tyrant who ranked first in the fan list in the live broadcast room changed his name without any scruples before his eyes.

"A local tyrant who has successfully joined hands with the anchor."

Shen Qingyan stared at this somewhat ambiguous name for three seconds.

The next moment, he let go of his hand without hesitation, and kicked Bo Yunyi's calf viciously at the same time...

Bo Yunyi, instantly cool.

"Go ahead!"

The system unceremoniously pasted words on the local tyrant's new ID.

"It deserves it!"

Actor No. [-], who woke up at some point, made no effort to hide his sarcasm.

And Bo Yunyi, who was thrown into trouble, didn't do anything, but silently used his super VIP authority to forcibly remove the anonymity of actor No. [-]...

"Hello, long time no see, do justice for the sky :)"

The familiar golden barrage drifted leisurely across the top of the live broadcast room at an excruciatingly slow speed.

The audience in the live broadcast room who never expected that the local tyrant would retaliate like this: ...

Dai Tian Xingdao whose ID was forcibly taken out: ...

Wait, no, who is doing this for heaven? !

"My mouth!! Why do I have no impression of this actor???? When did he appear in the live broadcast room????"

Daofa Hengchang was the first to jump out and rummaged through the fan rankings in disbelief.He flipped through the long list from the beginning to the end, and finally saw a very familiar name:

"On behalf of the sky, the fan rank is 1000000+, and the fan value: 1."

The moment Daofa Hengchang sent a screenshot of this poor ranking and fan value to the public screen, the entire live broadcast room couldn't help but boil.

The cactus of the group owner: "The fan rank is 1000000+... This ranking is already out of the sky!! Let's take a look at the local tyrant who ranks first, where did you get the courage to pretend to be a local tyrant?!!!"

Bazai Gong: "The fan value is 1!!! The fan value is actually only 1!!! Even if you sign up in the live broadcast room every day and give the anchor a few free gold, silver, ingots, copper plates and the like, the fan value will not be so low This is the point!!!”

Fengyu: "...Could it be the trumpet used... This fan value is really not like-what the hell?! He has used this account for 170 for five years???"

Uchiha Qimo: "So many anchors' super fan medals... He is obviously a rich master, but he didn't even give a reward to our anchor [manual goodbye]"

Ye Lingxue: "It's really hot chicken."

So-called Faith: "It's just outrageous."

Tang Xiaotang: "The most suffocating operation of the year."

On behalf of the sky:...

"You, you don't even remember me?!"

He asked in disbelief, trembling.

Audiences:? ? ? ? ?

"Why should we remember you?"

On behalf of everyone, the Triceratops red dragon raised such a question to this person.

Acting on behalf of the sky: ……………

The handsome young man's expression became very complicated for a moment, a little disappointed and a little relieved.

It turns out that they don't remember themselves for a long time...

Maybe it was because I was the person involved that I took the conflict that happened at the beginning very seriously?As everyone knows, in the eyes of the other party, the heavy past that he thought was just a floating cloud.

How long has it passed, and I have been completely forgotten by others... In this way, it should be easy to change the vest and start again!

Thinking of this for Tian Xingdao, he felt a little relieved in his heart.

However, he forgot that there was a person with a very good memory and a very strong mentality of holding grudges...

Bo Yunyi stared at the ID for Tian Xingdao for a while, then suddenly said with a slight smile:

"Now I remember who you are."

On behalf of the sky:! ! ! !

"Don't say it!!! Please don't say it!!! I really have changed my past and started a new life, please, my lord, let me go a lot and give me a chance to start over—"

Panic-stricken, Dai Tianxingdao crackled and typed a long passage on the barrage in huge blood-red fonts, but as soon as this passage was revealed on the screen in the live broadcast room, Bo Yunyi opened her lips slightly and said lightly He said something that made this person almost desperate:

"Aren't you the... legendary black fan back then?"

Black powder?

Black fans!

The memory of the old audience was ignited at this moment!

In the eyes full of despair on behalf of the sky, countless old viewers went up the river, rummaging and rummaging in the depths of their memories, and found out the black history when he first entered the live broadcast room of the anchor...

——Dai Tian Xingdao: "This anchor is acting with us, right? It's too exaggerated to perform to this extent! Do you treat the audience as fools!"

——Dai Tian Xingdao: "Is there something wrong with this group of people? I remember they behaved very painfully before, smelling the aroma of the anchor's cooking and eating nothing...the anchor is leaving, they shouldn't be thankful Well? Why are you acting so desperate... Is there something behind this cliff!"

——Dao Tian Xingdao: "Anchor, don't you say a word?"

——Dao Tian Xingdao: "Anchor, do you think you can get by by pretending to be dead?"

——Tian Xingdao: "How much did you give your partner, the anchor, to let him accompany you to perform like this?"

——Tai Tianxing said: "I advise you to deduct half of his salary, because his acting is too fake!"

Thanks to Zhou Tian's live broadcast platform for automatically recording all bullet screens. The words that were said by Dai Tianxingdao in the live broadcast room with blood-red paid bullet screens were retrieved one by one from the historical bullet screen library by the witty system. into pictures, and posted them one by one on the big screen in the live broadcast room...

Dai Tian Xingdao covered his face in despair.

This feeling of being whipped with black history...

Why did I want to die like this in the first place! ! ! ! !

After waiting for a long time, he finally opened half of his fingers cautiously, wanting to see if his black history had been flogged, but as soon as he glanced at the screen in the live broadcast room, he suddenly saw a blood-red subtitles for:

——Dai Tianxing said: "I really don't understand what Zhoutian platform thinks. What qualifications does this kind of new anchor have to be recommended on the homepage? The content of the live broadcast is too fake! I really thought that our audience is so good Lie, you believe what you act?!

And this subtitle is part of a picture, with this line written on the top of the picture, and a reward notice below:

"Send ten spirit crystals to host Shen Qingyan for Tian Xingdao."

There is also a moving picture of face-slapping attached to the back:

"Snapped!"

Dai Tianxingdao silently moved back the gap between his half-open fingers.

The author has something to say: the first update! ! !