Everybody wants to be my leg pendant

If it was just that there were no kitchen utensils, Shen Qingyan might be able to find ways to expand his thinking, but he soon realized that he didn't even have the most basic ingredients...

You don't even have any ingredients to make a good meal!Charcoal-grilled northwest wind?

Seeing that it was getting dark outside, Shen Qingyan had no choice but to suppress his enthusiasm for cooking, and started to clean the room live.

——It's not that he doesn't want to broadcast something else, it's because the house can't be cleaned.Although judging people by their appearance is absurd, but looking at the appearance of this shop, and thinking about the burly man himself, Shen Qingyan couldn't help but feel that Xue Laosan is really an iron-blooded real man who has no fakes from inside to outside. man...

Among other things, if he wasn't a real man, how could Xue Laosan live in such a room that could not be described by the word "dirty"? !

Before entering the house, Shen Qingyan thought that the dust accumulated outside the house was only three inches thick, but when he entered the house, he realized that he was wrong: the dust was not only outside the house, but the dust accumulated everywhere in the house was as thick as three inches. inch thick!

There is no ash in the daily life area, but the top of the wall has been blackened by charcoal fires all year round, and even the floor looks greasy. Although Shen Qingyan has no cleanliness, if you don't clean it up, you can't even set foot in it. .Cleaning up is not an interesting job, but fortunately Shen Qingyan is not fighting alone. The audience in the live broadcast room are watching and providing him with more or less help.

"Anchor, be careful on the left! There is a huge spider web on the ceiling on the left!"

"The anchor wiped the field on the right again, and I saw a small black patch..."

"...Wait, don't wipe the anchor! I'm upstairs! I found that the black spot is not on the ground but on my screen!!!"

...But in fact, sometimes, Shen Qingyan would rather fight OTZ alone.

After finally cleaning the room, Shen Qingyan felt that half of his life was gone.If he was given a bed now, he would definitely lie down without saying a word, but the reality is very cruel: there are no beds in this house now!

This means that not only can he not rest now, but he has to go out to buy furniture in one go! !

Zhu: "Anchor, do you suddenly feel that you are Shi Lezhi?"

Shen Qingyan: ...

A sofa: "Anchor, do you now regret letting the original owner take away all the furniture?"

Shen Qingyan: ...

He might really be a cane _(:з」∠)_...

When Shen Qingyan was full of despair, the system comforted him: "You don't have to worry, anchor, our platform actually has construction and decoration functions! And it also has its own designer! The effect is absolutely guaranteed!"

"It's so good!" Shen Qingyan was pleasantly surprised at first hearing it, but after thinking about it, something was wrong. There was no such item in the benefits of anchors that I had seen before!

He asked the system vigilantly: "Tell me first, is there a charge for this decoration function?"

"Although there is a fee, it's very cheap." The system emphasized: "For decoration, it only costs [-] points per square meter!"

"...Three thousand!!!"

The Xiantian Linglu that I bought before only sold for more than 1 points! !Is three thousand points per square meter a money grab? ! !

Probably because Shen Qingyan's frightened expression was too obvious, the system obviously choked for a moment, and hurriedly said: "Don't worry, anchor! The three thousand points are just the original price! According to the level of the anchor, there will be different discounts for purchasing related services of!"

"Really? Then what is the reduced price of the lv1 anchor?" Shen Qingyan asked immediately.

System: "...about two thousand 970 or so..."

"The original price is [-] points, and the discount is [-]?" Shen Qingyan complained, "Isn't that just a [-]% discount?"

"Mosquito legs are also meat, and [-]% off is also off..."

The system said without much confidence, Shen Qingyan looked at it quietly, and after three seconds, the system closed its mouth very consciously.

"Since that's the case, there's nothing you can do about it."

After a difficult ideological struggle, Shen Qingyan stood up helplessly and walked towards the tightly closed door of the small shop.

It was already early morning, and when the two cleanly brushed wooden doors were pushed open, the cool morning light all over the street suddenly fell in front of my eyes.

The sky in the far distance has just turned white, and the 23rd Lane in the south of Guangping City has gradually become noisy. There are still a few cultivators sitting on the roofs on both sides of the street, but more people are already walking on the washed bluestone. On the long street, the places where stalls are allowed to be set up at the alleys are even more crowded with people.

Shen Qingyan walked all the way from his own shop, took a few detours in the east and south of the city, and saw all the streets selling magic weapons, flying swords, charms and pills, but he couldn't find a furniture shop.

It was only at this time that he belatedly remembered that no one would go to the city of comprehension to buy such things as furniture...

If there is no market, where will there be sellers?Even if there was one, I'm afraid it won't survive at all!

Shen Qingyan had no choice but to dig around the stalls and shops, and when he saw tables and stools for sale, he hurriedly bought them. He pieced together things like this, walked around for a whole morning, and managed to get a complete set of household items with great difficulty.Although the table is made of yellow walnut, the chair is made of jujube wood, and the bed in the room is still made of stone, but it is there after all!

Shen Qingyan is really optimistic now after experiencing the situation of being destitute.

However, he soon realized that his optimism was too early.

"Anchor, don't put that stool there! It's better to put it to the west!"

"No! It's the best place to put the stool on the east side, and it will look unbalanced if it's placed on the west side!"

"If you want me to say that the stool should be placed to the north, so that it is close to the table, and people coming and going will not hinder people."

"It should be placed a little to the south, so that the guests can sit comfortably and spaciously!"

"East, east!"

"West, west!"

"North, north!"

"South, south!"

Shen Qingyan was dizzy from the barrage of bullet screens, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, and announced: "Goodbye everyone, this time our live broadcast will end here. I will release the furniture in the house before the next live broadcast." Okay, I wish you all a happy mood, and we will see you next time in the live broadcast.”

Despite the audience's repeated protests, Shen Qingyan resolutely turned off the live broadcast, and put the stool under the table according to his own will.

It took another noon before Shen Qingyan put all the furniture and the like in order.After taking a shower, changing clothes, and having a good rest all afternoon, I felt that I had finally regained my strength, and it was only at night that I restarted the live broadcast.

"The anchor is really long time no see~~"

"Anchor, why are you on my grandma's watchlist...!"

As soon as the live broadcast room was opened, Shen Qingyan saw several bullet screens like this, and couldn't help crying and laughing: "Don't make trouble, my live broadcast has just been closed for less than a day."

"Don't you, anchor, know what it means to not see each other every day?"

"It doesn't matter if we've been waiting for a long time, anchor, you can't forgive qvq"

No matter how Shen Qingyan defended, everyone said "I don't want to listen to the bastard's chanting." Shen Qingyan was still helpless when he said that his mouth was dry, and finally realized it suddenly.

"I see, I was wrong, I'm sorry everyone, I said I would cook but I made everyone wait for so long, I'm going out to buy food now."

Shen Qingyan repented deeply, and the gentlemen in the audience said that children can be taught.

In this way, Shen Qingyan went out again, wandered around the city to buy some vegetables, and then returned to the shop.

This unnamed shop has the structure of the front shop and the backyard, so the part used as the shop is not too big, and a part is separated for the kitchen, and the rest is packed with four sets of tables and chairs.Most of these four sets of tables and chairs were not compatible, but because Shen Qingyan bought them carefully, there was not much difference without looking carefully.

Shen Qingyan carried a bag of vegetables and passed between the tables and chairs. After entering the kitchen, he put the bag on the long wooden table he just bought. The bag contained the ingredients he bought today, but these ingredients were similar to those on the outside table. Yes, they were put together by Shen Qingyan who bought a little bit of things.

After all, there is no vegetable market in the city of Guangping, so Shen Qingyan can only look around to try his luck. Although he bought a big bag of vegetables, even Shen Qingyan himself has no idea what he can make.

"A pheasant, a handful of garlic leaves, a few shallots, uh... these are two tomatoes? Here's a white radish..."

Shen Qingyan counted while taking it, only felt that his worst premonition had come true. This bag of things seemed to be a lot, and the things that could be made were very limited. Pig crab eggs.

"There is no other way. The ingredients here are really limited, so we can only make do with it for the time being."

Shen Qingyan let out a long sigh, and resignedly picked up those few shallots.

The scallions were picked by casual cultivators who didn’t know herbs to try their luck in Quang Binh City. Not long after they were picked, the scallion leaves were still fresh and crisp, and the blade was cut down lightly, with the sound of “click” and “click”. With a soft sound, the scallion leaves and scallions were cut into small pieces.

The pheasant has been cleaned, so it is only chopped into small pieces with a big knife.

There is a new earthen jar bought today. The earthen earthen earthenware earthenware pot is filled half full with well water, and the chopped chicken pieces are poured into the water with a plop.

Two tomatoes and one radish are left, and the radish is cut into large pieces and thrown into the chicken broth for cooking.The fire on the stove was booming, and the earthen pot gradually rang out, and the curling hot air filled the room with a tangy sweet smell. Shen Qingyan stood in the fragrance without moving his eyes, raising his hands and sinking his shoulders. Swish the tomato slices into a very beautiful and regular circle.

The tomatoes are obviously full of water, but the slices he cut out are only slightly oozing with sweet and sour juice. I saw the blade of the knife move very steadily and very quickly a few times, and the tomato slices that were lying on the chopping board remained intact. Among the porcelain plates.

Big rock sugar is sprinkled into the bowl, finely crushed into powder with a wooden pestle, washed several times and dried again, and the sugar grains are as fine and white as snow, even when sprinkled on the tomato slices, you can’t tell it’s sugar , I just feel that the tomatoes are covered with a layer of fine frost.

The fine cream melted in a blink of an eye, but the sweet and greasy taste of sugar had penetrated into the sweet and sour juice, blending with each other into a harmonious sweetness.

Shen Qingyan scalded a pair of chopsticks and picked up a piece, and asked with a smile, "Try it?"

"..."

The live broadcast room was suddenly filled with indescribable resentment.

Bamboo: The anchor, you did it on purpose... you knew we couldn't taste it, so you did it..."

"Really? Can't you taste it?"

Shen Qingyan smiled lightly, and said: "It's a pity, since none of you can taste it, then I can only deal with it myself."

Zi Shuci: "...how to deal with it? How to deal with it?! What are you going to do, anchor, I warn you not to bully people too much......!!!!"

However, Shen Qingyan is not afraid at all!

He just ate that slice of candied tomato! ! !

Taoism Hengchang: "...Fuck."

Chunni Hair Care Co., Ltd.: "Damn...!"

Yun Gui: "Anchor, how can you do this!!!"

The worst thing was that he didn't even show any expression after eating, making it impossible to even guess!

Mosquito: "Anchor, please tell me what the hell does this sugar mixed tomato taste like QAQ"

After seeing this barrage, Shen Qingyan was silent for a rare moment, and asked hesitantly, "...Is it the smell of sugar and tomatoes?"

Road 11: "..."

Mosquito: "...Anchor, have you seen my smile? I have vicissitudes in my smile."

Procrastination must fail: "...my smile reveals mmp."

Mojia Yexue: "Anchor, you are super annoying, I'm going to report you :)"

"If you report me, you won't even be able to smell the chicken soup that is about to be stewed." Shen Qingyan was completely in the presence of an old god.

Ivy: "...you have changed, anchor, you are no longer the pure you you were before."

"However, some things have not changed! The Zhoutian live broadcast platform has always been a platform that serves the audience!"

To everyone's surprise, the system suddenly came in at this moment.With a mighty and majestic soundtrack and an impassioned tone, the system shouted out in an extremely familiar advertising format that seemed to have been seen more than once:

"Want to taste the real taste of food? Do you want to have the envious eyes of others?

Smash out your spirit stone and gain the status beyond the lord!

The qualification to taste delicious food through the live broadcast room!

The power to slap the anchor in the face when he is pretending to be aggressive!

There are more exciting and touching inside information...

As long as you become a super fan in the current live broadcast room, you can have all of this! ! ! "

Audiences:……

Shen Qingyan: ...

"What the hell are the transcendent fans you're talking about?" Shen Qingyan couldn't help asking.

The system explained: "Transcendence fan is a relatively rare level. You can only get it if you donate more than one million points in a certain live broadcast room, and there can only be one at a time. If you are a transcendence in room A, I rewarded items worth 100 million points, so if I want to get a title of transcendence, I have to reward more than 100 million points and take away the title that belongs to you."

"...This kind of rule is too cheating!"

Shen Qingyan hadn't finished speaking when a clear and pleasant reminder sound came from next to her ear, and at the same time, large pieces of fireworks exploded in front of her eyes.

"A Ho who hides his name rewards anchor Shen Qingyan with a spiritual mountain! A Ho who hides his name becomes a super fan of anchor Shen Qingyan!"

Almost at the same time, the familiar golden paid barrage appeared above the live broadcast room again:

"Tomatoes mixed with sugar are delicious. When will the other dish be ready? Let me know when it's ready. I'll eat some tomatoes mixed with sugar."

Then Shen Qingyan watched helplessly as a plate of tomatoes that he had cut well suddenly disappeared out of thin air, and then disappeared out of thin air again. An empty plate of juice...

Shen Qingyan stood there dumbfounded, staring at the empty plate for a long time without saying a word.

The system didn't know the complexity of his heart, so it ran over to poke him very excitedly: "Anchor anchor, look at your system, am I very smart! The function of surpassing super fans is not available on our platform. I discovered the audience in time. demand, and reported it to the higher-ups, created such a brand new profit point! We will soon become a hit as an anchor!"

Shen Qingyan: ...

"... Why don't you speak, anchor? Are you too excited?" The system was confused, and it urged: "Anchor, why don't you say something?"

Shen Qingyan let out a long and slow breath, slowly turned his gaze to the system, and said with a straight voice: "Lie, trough."

The author has something to say: Thanks to Chunni Hair Care Co., Ltd. for dropping two mines~Thanks to Yungui for dropping a mine!

_(:з」∠)_I’m so sorry that it took so long to update... I thought I could code when I came back from the hospital yesterday, but when I came back at 12 o’clock, I slept all day OTZ... I’m very, very sorry!I will try my best to make up for the small number of words in the chapter QAQ