Only I feel bad for Yaoyao

People are floating in the rivers and lakes: @谢赐, I am in the dormitory, just after playing the game, I was pushed by such a message.

I thought about myself, a good young man with a red seedling, competing with green tea?Just kidding, even if someone has all the eighteen generations of tea from my ancestors, they can't beat it.

I'll just say it straight, my green tea, let's call her Sister Tea.

Sister Cha, she has a lot of background, she is considered one of the best ladies in our hospital.The external evaluation of the teachers is also 'extraordinary'.It’s just that my brain is not very good, let me tell you this, a few months ago, our school specially spent a high price to hold a large-scale event in the most luxurious KTV in order to clean up our little bastards who came back from vacation. sorority.

Hey, good guy, I wondered if this is the best time for my ten thousand year peony to bloom?

Second, without saying anything, I invited the special tony in our dormitory to dress me up, and that would be a flamboyant bag. I dare to assure you that none of the people present can look more like a peacock than my old lady.

Just as I was secretly thinking about how to assassinate the pig teammate, a burst of fragrant wind suddenly came from the tip of my nose, which made my heart thump.As soon as he raised his head, a clean and gentle face magnified in front of his eyes.

My heart trembled, and I quickly sat back. She covered her smile with pure eyes.

"Hmm...classmate, you are sitting here alone, aren't you bored?"

Oh my god, she's so pretty!

I nodded like a goose, unaware that the person in front of me would be my lifelong enemy in a few hours.She pursed her lips slightly, pulled me up from the seat, and——

took me to meet a handsome guy

Handsome guy, do you understand what a handsome guy is? !It's the kind of guy who makes thousands of girls fascinated by a smile in a film and television drama. He's a super handsome guy! ! !

Damn, at that time I was innocent and thought that I had found a treasure and was about to reach the pinnacle of my life. The little beauty rubbed against the tip of my ear and said softly: "My good sister, help me get rid of him!" May I?"

I'm good.

After a while, I: Huh? ? ? ? ?

There seems to be something wrong, I saw that these two men and women look very good, but you told me to get rid of him? ? ?

Is it a big show? !

My eyes immediately flashed gossip flashes, and I pretended to be a shy little daughter-in-law and said coyly: "You, hello, I am..."

Before I could finish speaking, the handsome guy raised the microphone and started singing furiously

what are you singing

Oh

I want to fly higher.

Next, Sister Cha and I sat there dryly, enduring the risk of our eardrums being shattered, and listening to this old man being a spitting master for four to five minutes.

Finally, he stopped, his eyes were red

The atmosphere at that time could be said to be embarrassing.However, Sister Cha remained calm and quietly shook her wine glass: "I know that you have been very good to me and have always taken care of me, but I still have to think about this matter. After all, I have always only regarded you as my good friend. .”

Wuhu, friend card arrives in the account√

"So you specially found this thing to amuse me?"

Wait, not big brother?What is this thing called?

Am I not good looking? 【Li Kui.jpg】

Sister Cha also noticed this, she reached out and touched the thick rouge powder on my face, and was silent for a few seconds.Carefully said: "I'm sorry, that's just how he is, he doesn't speak properly. Let's play our game, don't bother with him."

Hearing what she said, I didn't care too much, I should eat and drink, and don't get involved in other people's affairs. After all, I have nothing to do with rain, so naturally I can't say much.

But that can't be of much help.

That's right, big guy, that's what I thought at the time, and I felt quite guilty, thinking that I would stop comforting her or something.

Unexpectedly, this was just the beginning.

In the middle of the game, probably because the atmosphere was too heavy, the handsome guy couldn't hold back, he took out a can from the beer box, and put it on the table with a 'snap', which almost knocked me out.

Brother, what are you doing so well?

Engage in qigong wave murder? !

"Drink it." The handsome guy said with deep eyes, "We will have nothing to do with each other anymore."

That's right, when others drink and ask for help, you two are fine, and you break up with each other after drinking.

"Don't think about it again?" I said weakly, but I didn't expect that Sister Cha didn't hesitate at all, and took it in a second, "Gululu".

"Ah."

I thought this was the end of it.

As a result, Sister Cha's face became more and more red, almost turning into a monkey's butt.I just realized something was wrong.

All she drank before was fruit wine, that is to say

Sister Cha, she actually doesn't know how to drink at all! ! !

Then how elegant was she pretending over there before!

It's all to fool this kid.

High, really high.

Seeing that she couldn't pretend anymore, Sister Cha gave a bang and fell into my arms.

I giao I was completely dumbfounded, the handsome guy opposite had sharp eyes, he almost didn't kill me.

I jumped out in an instant and gave way to the handsome guy [Tom gives up his seat.jpg]

The handsome guy snorted coldly and sat down arrogantly.

Then and then, the scene that moved the world went out!

Sister Cha weakly took the handsome guy's arm, and wept there, crying like a pear blossom with rain: "Don't you understand what I mean? Why can't you see it? I'm obviously so proactive. Why don't you take a look at me?"

I saw the handsome guy tremble, and said softly in his eyes: "As long as you want, I will accompany you anytime."

Hmmmm?After working on it for a long time, Miss Cha, is your character set to be Tsundere?

Isn't this a two-way love? !

Then the reason why I have such a big light bulb to tease you two is because there is one missing luminous body, can you two not see each other clearly?

Hey, some are happy and some are sad.

The two of them got tired of crooked there for a while, and I also planned to call it a day and run away.

Unexpectedly, Sister Cha's complexion changed drastically, and she suddenly jumped out of the handsome man's arms.

"Lin x, why is it you?!"

Um? !There is a turning point in this matter!

Wait a minute, Lin X, why does this name sound so familiar? ? ?

Fuck, isn't this Lao Tzu's preliminary online dating partner?

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The family roared with laughter, eating melons and eating them at home

True bull batch

But I still keep an eye out, if it is the same name, wouldn't it be embarrassing?

But who am I, yyds, I immediately picked up my phone and called that little brat.

Everyone knows that a creature like a scumbag usually chooses to mute in order to prevent an emergency from happening.

This scumbag boyfriend is no exception.

He shut the sound off, but forgot that there was something—

it's called vibration

Good guy, in that scene, the scumbag's underpants biubiu swayed

With a green hat on my head, the more I thought about it, the more angry I became. With the idea of ​​eliminating harm for the people, the more I fought, the more excited I became.

Hey, if you don't pick up, well, if you don't pick up, I'll annoy you to death.

Immediately afterwards, he let go of the watery tea sister, and pressed the answer button with a dark face

As a result, I had a brain twitch and pressed the speakerphone.

His angry roar instantly spread throughout the audience

Nnd I'm working, can't understand human language? !

The scene was very embarrassing.

Ah, I forgot to mention, my speakerphone is turned on to the maximum.

As for that KTV, because it was a party, everyone was playing and playing, playing high and playing high, and they didn't even bother to close the door.

As for the follow-up, you should also know.

I have now broken up with the scumbag.

Old and dead do not communicate with each other.

Although everyone knows that this dog is a scumbag, but he still enjoys it and hooks up everywhere.

That's fine, he doesn't feel bad anyway, he just wants to be free

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Here are my sisters' questions

First of all, what about mother-women solo, why did you suddenly talk about love in secret? ?

Uh, let's answer the latter question first, this online dating partner, in fact, has a pretty bad name.

To sum up, a scumbag is just a wild man who was brought out from the pond by his roommates to play games together. He only has mics and no photos, so he plays better.It is still under consideration to ask me to confess to me the day before this oolong incident, so I probably need to add the word 'preparation'.

But when I think about it, I'm really glad we broke up.

Fortunately, during the game, he didn't have the idea of ​​murdering me with singing.

Next answer the second question

Where did Sister Cha get her green tea?Why didn't we see it at all?

Hey, that's a good question.

This is due to the later words.

If you want to say that I and the scumbags leave together, I have to be the first-class merit of Cha Jie

She can also be regarded as helping me, let me see the truth of the scumbag, I have nothing to say

At one time, I felt that she was opened by God and came down to save me.

That's right guys, that's the secret to green tea

Unknowingly let you be PUA by her

I'll talk about it later.

Everyone knew about my breakup with the scumbag and my affair with Sister Cha.

It was also at this time that I learned the true identity of Sister Cha.

I'll go, that big-named one, I just had this expression at the time

A true goddess.The god-level figures in our school are the kind of angels who hang on the honor roll every year.

How could such a big man deal with such a low-end thing like a scumbag?

Hey, don't say it, you scumbag.Kong has a good appearance, and he doesn't bother to take care of himself at all.

Just... Kong has a good look

But Sister Cha is different, she is rich and beautiful, and her abilities are particularly strong.

Probably because you are still sleepy at home, they have already won the Nobel Prize and plan to pack up and take over the president's bullshit

All in all, it's very cool

Let's talk about the relationship between her and me afterwards, there is no tearing, no bloody plot, both of them are very generous and happy.

Sister Cha also apologized to me: I'm sorry, I didn't know that he already had a girlfriend, and he never mentioned it to me.I was drunk at the time... a bit out of my mind, so...

There is no reason, such a scumbag who does all kinds of evil, how can he cultivate!

Feelings of pity surged in my heart, I patted her on the back empathetically, and comforted her softly, seeing her amused expression by me, I felt very happy, as if I had saved the whole world by myself. The pleasure of the world--

Yes, just such a silly beginning.

Do you think this is over?

In order to appease her, I took the initiative to make good friends with her!

That's right, take the initiative! ! !

I really should kill myself for being an idiot

Too late to regret it!

As for Sister Cha, of course she readily agreed.

Hahahaha... the next thing is my long process of being PUA

Let's have dinner with Sister Cha. She can't unscrew the bottle cap by herself, so she asks me to unscrew it.

After twisting, the chopsticks fell off

tell me to feed her

Nmd I didn't even have time to eat!

She was still giggling over there: "If only Yaoyao could always treat me so well."

Hahahahahaha...don't do it, my rice is cold.

Then, just run errands.

Didn't you say it before?Sister Cha, a famous lady in the social circle, is very busy every day. She forgets everything and forgets everything.

Meet twice in three days.

After we met and collected the things, he told me pitifully.

"Yaoyao, it's really hard for you. I'm sorry to bother you every time, but the school gave me too many documents, and I really can't do it alone... By the way, this is your reward, you Favorite xxx."

Most of my anger in running around disappeared in an instant.

Think now

Isn't this nima a trick to tease dogs?

it's a small thing

The one who really made me break up with her was not too big, nor too small.

It was a peaceful and peaceful weekend.

A dingy head suddenly rolled into my sight.

It was that damned scumbag.

In a second, I turned into a dominatrix, crazily acting like a demon in the dormitory.Pulled by my roommate with snot and tears, I hurried into the cafeteria.

While listening to my words of insulting the scumbag, she smiled at Sister Cha who was eating in the cafeteria, and then pushed me to another seat.

Eat and chat.

When we got to the top of the conversation, the roommate suddenly said: "Speaking of which, the three of you are really destined."

Three of us... three of us?

Isn't that a shining evil fate?

She continued: "Actually, I didn't know if Lin X was a scumbag at the time, so I introduced him to you, xx. Later, I didn't expect that Ruan X (Sister Cha) also said that she was playing, so we formed a team Double row, but we are both very good at it, so we asked Lin X (scumbag) to take us, who would have thought that it would turn out like that later, it's really embarrassing."

what?

Tea sister playing games? ? ?

"No, are you sure?" I was dumbfounded, "Didn't Ruan x (Sister Cha) never play games?"

"Who told you, it's fake?" The roommate was also very surprised, "Isn't she good and playful? Oh——I remembered, I was still talking to others about the situation between you and Lin X, She just came up and said that she also played, so... no way."

We both stared at each other.

I questioned my roommate with sharp eyes: You said, that man played games with you and her, and now the business of the fish pond is so extensive?

Why don't you find someone else to play with, even if the game is really bad, why do you have to find xxx (a scumbag) to play with?

The roommate stroked his chin: I don’t know, it’s Sister Cha who said that xxx (scumbag) is playing very well, or let her lead us... Yaoyao, why is your face so ugly all of a sudden?

I suddenly opened up

It turns out that from the very beginning, I was tricked by Sister Cha.

Complete and complete fool.

It turned out to be me who was punished in the end.

But she is so deliberate, just to compete with me, an unknown person, for a man.

What else did you say that you are friends with him, and why?

Or does it make her feel happier to steal other people's things?

What on earth did I offend her? She is her goddess, and I am my commoner, and we will not communicate with each other if we are killed.

Why did you take my sweetheart away for no reason?

The more I thought about it, the angrier I became, and I stood up tremblingly. My roommate vaguely sensed something was wrong and wanted to stop me, but I had already walked in front of Sister Cha.

"Is it fun?"

She raised her head, still with such a gentle expression.

"What are you talking about, Yaoyao, after I finish these documents, we will go..."

"Just go shopping for you, or wait for you to eat?"

I sneered, "Don't tease Ruan X, you have been playing with me for so long, you are very happy, I said, why are you so cheap, grab someone else's date, don't you panic?"

"Or are you planning to let me stab you to death with chopsticks after you are full?"

Her expression suddenly turned cold.

"I don't know what you're talking about, but please show me the most basic respect, xx."

Okay, I'm angry, I'm not even angry, why is she angry?

"I respect you, but have you ever respected me?! You treat me as your dog, helping you do this and that, the previous game, right? I played it in front of you, and you posted it to say 'You Never played ', play me like this, are you so cheap?"

"I didn't want to hide it from you. I was wrong about this matter first, but you calm down first, let's talk about it."

Hahaha, what are we talking about now?

Talk about how to make the fragrance of tea overflow?

There is nothing to talk about, she walks her Yangguan Road, I cross my single-plank bridge, I just hope that I will never see her again, preferably forever.

It's easy to get together, me and her, at best, that's it.

Here, I also sincerely wish you all.

never meet green tea

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Comrades, after many years, I don’t know if you still remember me

I am back again.

Now there is an international problem

Accidentally appeared at the door of my house with Sister Cha and a scumbag at the same time

And the body is still Miss Cha's.

How can we drive them away like old dogs——

Waiting online, very anxious!

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