Cannon fodder first love dressed as a fake straight man

The director picked up the "small book" first, and saw four big bold characters printed on the back, which read:

——"The Book of Men's Virtue!"

Good guy.

The dean was shocked by these four words, and looked at Huo Chi, "You...you still practice this?!"

"No!"

Huo Chi seemed to hear the sound of his own B frame being broken, and tried his best to save it: "This was wrongly cut by the printing shop, it was not written by me!"

"oh oh."

The dean didn't know whether to believe it or not, and looked at Huo Chi with a strange look.

The students in the front row near the middle couldn't help laughing out loud. Su Qing stood in a small corner at the very edge of the rostrum, wishing that he could fly into the sky and escape from the earth. It would be better to immigrate to Mars overnight than to stand here.

The director is too busy looking at the little book, so he has no time to take care of Su Qing.

"I'd like to see what this is," said the director, turning over the front of the small book. When he saw the first two words, his eyes narrowed instantly, and his tone was drawn out: "Love—book?"

Su Qing clutched the hem of his clothes tightly, praying desperately in his heart that Huo Chi was not stupid enough to write his name on it openly.

In the next second, I heard the director speak loudly: "Student Su Qing, I like you so much, exclamation point."

There was a burst of laughter below the rostrum.

Ahhhhh!

Su Qing closed his eyes and forced himself not to look at the group of laughing people below.

At this moment, all he wanted to do was chop Huo Chi with his knife!

The director glanced dangerously at Su Qing who was secretly retreating, and said in a deep voice, "Su Qing, you come here too."

"..."

Su Qing stabbed Huochi hard with an eye knife, wanting him to explain a few words quickly.

——Aren’t you able to say it before? !Hurry up and tell the director that family and friendship are all love!

——Why don't you speak, what is Huo Chi doing!

Huo Chi didn't do anything.

He's busy reinventing his B grid.

The four words "Men's Virtue Book" are too lethal, and it is very inconsistent with his long-established image of an excellent cool guy and a guy.

Why can't he just take a few 360-degree still photos with no dead ends to save his image now.

Just kidding, he is a school grass, no matter what time someone may be carrying a long|gun|short|cannon around in the dark, ready to capture his highlight moment at any time.

Um...that's...that's why everyone is not very competent today, why are you laughing, where is your mobile phone!Hurry up and take a hard photo of me to clean it up!

The dean didn't let the two of them go without reading such a sentence, and solemnly turned off the microphone, as if he was going to read aloud.

"Student Su Qing, I know that I am very good. It is inevitable that you will be under a lot of pressure to be friends with me. After all, I am elegant, suave, and uncommon. A good man with a good idea, I am still a young..."

Ah, the dean can't read anymore.

Some students in Class Nine were already laughing so hard that they covered their stomachs and squatted on the ground. Huo Chi covered the director's microphone and gritted his teeth: "What are you doing reading the small words in brackets?"

This... Before saying this, the dean didn't expect Huo Chi to be like this.

The director touched his Mediterranean, he couldn't see it, and spurned: "I really didn't expect some of our classmates to look serious, but in private they are so... hey, it's just... indecent!"

puff.

Su Qing hid behind and couldn't help covering the corner of his mouth.

No one else saw him, but Huo Chi was watching!

"Why are you laughing?" Huo Chi pulled him past him and stood in front together, dragging his back on the road, and whispered angrily, "I see if you can still laugh later."

The alarm bell in Su Qing's heart rang loudly.

No way?Is there something even more outrageous?

If I had known earlier, he should have read what was written in Huo Chi's love letter last night!No, no, he should just tear it up!

The dean cleared his throat, and turned two pages: "It's a no-brainer to omit [-] words here, student Su Qing, I really want to be good friends with you, and I stayed up late tonight to write this love letter. Please don't just abandon the friendship we have built with great difficulty in trying to be unilaterally humble."

After reading this, the dean breathed a sigh of relief: "Oh, it turned out to be friendship, it surprised me."

I thought Huo Chi was really going to have sex.

Fortunately, the school's funding for the next year was kept.

The teaching director was in a good mood, and he recited more vigorously: "Student Su Qing, I misunderstood you, I am deeply sorry, we are the best friends, and you have been worrying about this matter for more than a month. Angry at me, I have thought of many ways to calm you down, now I don’t think about tea, I can’t sleep well at night on the other side of loneliness, I’ve lost a few pounds..."

"Oh, I can't read anymore!" The dean was so angry that he slapped the love letter on the table in a hurry, thinking about the school's funds for the second half of the year, he turned to Su Qing and asked, "I said you two are good friends now. What's the big deal, are you angry with him for a month?"

"Listen to me, getting angry often is not good for your health. Today I am the master. You two will talk about it in front of everyone, shake hands and hug each other. From now on, you will be that... ah yes, the best best friend !"

Huo, late!

Su Qing wanted to kill him with his eyes.

Now the whole school knew that he and Huo Chi were the best best friends of the hell!

The director also wanted them to shake hands and hug, my God!

Help! I'm suffocating.

"I didn't..." Su Qing thought that he might as well just roll his eyes and pass out, "That's not the case..."

"Forget it," Huo Chi's face was seriously injured, and when he maintained the B grid, his face was slightly sad, so affectionate that people couldn't look directly at him: "You don't want to, I won't force you."

The teaching director looked forward to it: "Su Qing, don't you want to?"

The sun was already shining at 08:30 in the midsummer morning, and the red flags were flying in the wind. The broken light and shadow passed through the sky and fell on the green lawn, and also fell on the white decorative lines of the school uniform coats under the rostrum.

There were boos one after another: "Promise him! Promise him!"

Su Qing twisted the hem of her clothes, gritted her teeth in front of all the teachers and students, and said, "I, wish, wish."

As You Like It (outside of the accommodation)

"Hey, that's right!" The dean was in a good mood, patted the shoulders of the two of them with satisfaction, and said loudly, "Come on, now you can shake hands and hug each other!"

Terrible!

Su Qing wanted to die.

He quickly took a step back, trying to struggle: "No... Director, I..."

Huo Chi suddenly stretched out his hand, wrapped his fist around the hem of his clothes, and immediately pulled him into a hot and wide embrace.

The youth's exclusive summer and refreshing aura instantly enveloped Su Qing. The moment his forehead lightly hit Huo Chi's chest, he even heard the other's thumping heartbeat.

Huo Chi pressed against his ear, his voice melted into the wind: "You promised."

As soon as it was touched, Huo Chi let go of Su Qing.

The director looked at the two of them with a smile on his face, like a matchmaker who just got married, and like a social animal who looked at her year-end award with glee.

Because of a little delay, it was a little late after the director finished speaking, and the classes were dismissed and returned to the classroom to continue the class.

The sun in September was still very strong, Huo Chi took his coat and found Little Swan who was hiding behind to ease his embarrassment.

Su Little Swan has been embarrassingly cooked, and the red color has not completely faded after a long time. The two exposed arms look like peeled lotus roots, and the white is slightly powdery.

Huo Chi came over in a wave, cleared his throat, and pretended to be decent: "Quietly, you will go back with this later, so as not to be exposed to the sun."

Su Qing squatted aside, hugged his knees and turned around, "Go away."

Huo Chihao had already figured out the words: "I didn't know that love letter would fall out, I also lost a big man, you can't be angry with me, we are the best friends now, you are in front of me Everyone said that you are willing, and you don't have to go back on your word."

The more Su Qing thought about it, the more frustrated he became: "...I didn't want to promise you."

Best best friend.

too frightening.

"That can't be done, you have already agreed."

The more Su Qing thought about it, the more he felt that he couldn't do it, that he couldn't agree to Huo Chi.

They just became good friends these few days, and Huo Chi has already written love letters and announced them to the world. Now that there are three "most" characters in front of good friends, Huo Chi can't go to heaven.

No, Su Qing can't bear it.

"I... I didn't agree."

Huo Chi was shocked: "Do you want to play tricks?!"

Yes, shameless!

Su Qing nodded quickly: "Yeah, I'm cheating."

Regardless, I can't be my best friend with him anyway.

Huo Chi gave him a gouged look, and took out his phone: "I knew you would do this a long time ago! Just wait!"

After clicking on the forum in two seconds, Huo Chi found today's hottest post with almost no effort:

[At the risk of being deleted, I will offer you today's first row of high-definition video from the best viewing angle] (burst)

[Anonymous user]: lz is afraid of death, lz is also anonymous [Video][Video][Video]

[Anonymous User]: Hahahahaha I almost laughed out loud today, now the whole school knows that brother Chi is a chick~

[Anonymous User]: God damn best best friend, I didn't expect you to be such a school bully, your design is broken, hey!

[CP leader]: kswl! ! !The cp I knocked seems to be real!

[Little Transparency in Class Nine]: Woohoo, I don't dare to knock these two people off, the more I look at them, the more I feel something is wrong...

[Anonymous User]: Sisters, don't be cowardly!Knock it up!Based on my 18 years of cp experience, if these two people were not real, I would stand upside down and dance at the entrance of the Mediterranean Sea!

Without changing his face, Huo Chi liked the person below who said they were real, and then clicked on the video.

Su Qing's voice came out from the video, echoing leisurely over and over again: "I am willing...I am willing...I am willing..."

"Huo Chi!"

Su Qing wanted to snatch his phone away: "Don't let it go, you, didn't you see that they misunderstood it?"

Huo Chichao was reasonable: "That means we have a good relationship. Anyway, I have evidence now, so you can't play tricks."

"I……"

Huo Chi interrupted: "What me! Put it on quickly and go back to the classroom!"

Su Qing took his coat aggrievedly, and was led out by the happy Huo Chi.

Just as they were about to leave the entrance of the stage, the dean came out and blocked their way.

"I've been waiting for you for a long time," the dean took out Huo Chi's love letter, glanced cautiously over Huo Chi, Huo Chi's hand holding the coat, Su Qing who was holding the coat, paused, and said in a serious tone: " Su Qing, tell me, is Huo Chi in love?"

???

Su Qing, who had just watched the forum full of CP, feared that he would be misunderstood as the number one suspect, so he hurriedly backed away: "No, it's not me!"

"Oh, who said it was you."

The dean didn't think about Su Qing at all, and first gave Huo Chi a look at Huo Chi who had been idle all day, then angrily turned to the last two pages of the love letter, pointed to the small characters all over the paper, and said in a loud voice, "This is called quietly. Not his girlfriend?!"

The author has something to say:

Su Qing: "I'll give you two coins, please ask the author to change my name overnight."

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