Cannon fodder first love dressed as a fake straight man

Son of a bitch.

This is the most vicious language in Suqing's only swearword reserve.

He was about to die of anger to say such a thing.

When I woke up, I regained my senses and felt a little embarrassed.

He never swears.

But Huo Chi was really too much in his dream!

In the dream he was a bastard!

Su Qing had a very scary dream. In the dream, Huo Chi was chasing him all the time. He ran and ran, and ran and ran, almost exhausted.

But he couldn't stop, once he stopped, Huo Chi would catch himself.

Su Qing ran for an unknown amount of time, he was too tired, and after slowing down slowly, he was caught by the other party.

Holding the white underwear he was wearing that day in his hand, Huo Chi said coldly that he was a little pervert, took off his shirt and tied him up, insisting on putting him in that little underwear and interrupting him. his legs!

It was very uncomfortable for the little underwear to stretch his chest, Su Qing struggled hard, Huo Chi got even angrier, took out a hill of underwear, and said that if he didn't want to be friends with him, he would break his legs with the little inner nei!

So scary.

Fortunately, I woke up in time, otherwise I would have broken my leg.

Su Qing was still in a daze, put the phone back into the director's drawer, covered his face and sighed in despair.

On the piece of paper pressed by him on the table, a total of six ways to avoid communication with Huo Chi were planned, and the probability of each one was calculated.

The probability is very low...

There is no guarantee that there will be no accidents along the way.

Hey.

They all took off their shirts and showed him, what do you want from yourself?

can never...

Oops, it's annoying.

Su Qing felt that he was free and died.

When he left the office, he originally wanted to wash his face and go dancing, but when he looked in the mirror, he found that he didn't know how to do it, and his forehead was covered with black ink.

It may have been accidentally stained while sleeping on the table.

While rubbing the pen and ink on his forehead, Su Qing became more annoyed.

So unlucky.

As long as it happened with Huo Chi, nothing went well.

The pen and ink were hard to wash off, and Su Qing rubbed his forehead until his forehead was red.

It's only the first day, and I have to spend six full days with Huo Chi!

Too hard.

·

After evening self-study, teacher Gou, the class teacher, came over to greet everyone to open the table to prepare for tomorrow's exam, and everyone was moving books and cleaning.

Huo Chi and Xiaopang sat at the back, writing and drawing on a piece of paper.

There is a big white goose on the paper, stretching its proud neck, elegant and haughty, centered on the goose, leading downwards to two forks, one: it really wants to be my friend, two: it doesn't think so.

"It doesn't think so" followed by a cross, it reads: No way! ! !

Now for proof: it really wants to be my friend

1. Love letter.Printing the love letter means that he is very serious about this matter, the content of the love letter is sincere and touching, small details: he did not sign it = he loves me so much

2. 2+3 coins. 2 coins are a pair~ Everyone knows what a pair means, so I don’t need to say more, he is just thin-skinned and hinting at me. 3=2+1, more than a pair, in line with the basic progressive law, politically speaking, the development of things is a spiral...

3. Soap.Pink, it's too obvious, hey, he really loves me so much, he almost shouted out his feelings for me.

4. Paper stars, six names.First of all, when it comes to stars, the easiest thing for us to think of is: even if you want the stars in the sky, I can pick them off for you. The little swan must be pampering me [shy.jpg]

5. Take the initiative to invite me to dinner.Eating has a special meaning in family life. In the relationship between two people, it represents one-on-one, warmth, and companionship. There is a word in ancient my country called pairing food!It's about two people who have the best relationship eating together every day...

6. Take the initiative to sleep head to head with me.Share the same bed!He really loves me!Sticky, just love to act like a baby, who let me spoil him~

7. Take the initiative to add me as a friend many times, and don't want to be separated from me for a minute or a second!So clingy!

8. It calls me brother! ! !

Conclusion: He likes me so much ^_^

Xiaopang saw the paper stars on Huo Chi's desk, such a big can was placed in the middle, which was very conspicuous.

"Brother Chi, who gave it to you?" Just as Xiaopang wanted to touch it, Huo Chi flung it over with a slash.

"This star pot can't be touched randomly, if you touch it, you will become gay," Huo Chi said inscrutablely and coolly, "Except for me."

The little fat man was frightened to death, and quickly stopped.

"Then what's in this bag?" Fatty couldn't stay idle, and turned his head to stare at the paper bag in Huo Chi's hand. The packaging was very tall and there was no logo printed on it, so it was impossible to tell what it was.

This time Huo Chi put down the pen directly, looked at him coldly, and warned in a deep voice: "No, sure, touch."

"Oh, oh," Xiaopang muttered, "Such a baby."

Huo Chi ignored him, looking at the evidence listed on the paper, he had a certain understanding of the current situation.

Hey.

Although there are many people who want to be friends with him, Huo Chi is willing to give Su Qing, who is too lonely and takes so much trouble to please him, a little classmate friendship for Ms. Ji's sake.

He wrote his name six times and folded so many stars for himself.

After all, there are very few straight and straight men like myself, and he is still a good breed who can resist the temptation of his appearance day and night. I should treat him better for the sake of fate.

While Huo Chi was reciting prosperity, democracy, civilization and harmony, he thought to himself, secretly slipped this bag of things to a certain goose at night as a gift in return.

·

Su Qing had washed up early in the morning and was about to go to bed, when he saw Huo Chi placing a can of paper stars near the middle of his table.

The can of stars looked familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere, so Su Qing took another look.

Huo Chi caught a glimpse of him watching, the corners of his mouth twitched, pretending to be nonchalant, he pushed the star jar between the two tables: "Put it here, is that okay?"

Su Qing glanced at him inexplicably, wondering why he asked herself.

What does it matter to me where he wants to put his things?

"up to you."

Huo Chi seemed to have expected him to answer this way, and he didn't care, he just put a paper bag in front of Su Qing, and pointed: "Here, here you are."

Su Qing stared at the pure white exquisite packaging bag, feeling an ominous premonition in his heart, took half a step back without any trace, and was vigilant: "What is this?"

Today, the squad leader asked for leave to go home. Xiaopang was visiting next door. He couldn't come back for a while. There were only the two of them in the dormitory. Huo Chi directly opened the outer packaging.

"I know you are thin-skinned, and there is no one else here, come and see the gift I gave you in return."

As soon as the inner pink box printed with lace was exposed, Su Qing could almost be sure what was inside...

What return gift? When did he give Huo Chi something?Treat him to a meal?Or the soap for him?Or a tip?

No matter which one, Su Qing doesn't need to return the gift!

"I don't need it, thank you, I'm going to sleep."

Su Qing hurriedly climbed onto the bed, tightening the curtains to prevent sticking to the bed.

It was terrible, it was exactly the same as the dream he had at noon, in the dream, the fear of being dominated by Huo Chi hit his heart, and Su Qing shuddered.

How could a thin layer of curtain cloth block Huo Chi? He pulled away a corner and leaned his upper body towards Su Qing.

"Try yourself later to see if the size fits you well."

The box in his hand has been completely disassembled, the small triangular fabric is decorated with all kinds of gaudy things, Su Qing's pupils trembled, and he kept hiding, "Don't come here!"

Huo Chi didn't go any further.

He picked two out of the box, "This one is lace, it's the most similar to the one you had last time, but lace is uncomfortable after wearing it for a long time, it's not as good as this new material, it's icy and cool, and it's very comfortable to wear next to your body in summer. I let people choose the white you like."

Su Qing looked at him reaching out to grab those things, frightened: "Who said I like white?"

Ok?

It's as if he didn't admit it himself.

But Su Qing wears white every day, and that day he also wore white underwear in the lounge, so Huo Chi naturally thought he liked white.

White suits him so well, little swans should wear white!

Speaking of other colors... won't the summer show through?

Forget it, this still has to take into account the wishes of the parties themselves.

Huo Chi drew out a thin belt from the bottom, unfolded it silently, and asked, "I also gave a big red one with pearls as a gift, do you like this?"

big red...

Very bright.

"Who likes it!"

Su Qing looked at the small red cloth in his hand, it was all red from the neck to the ears, and rushed over to close the box.

"I don't wear them, you pick them up quickly."

Huo Chi didn't expect that he would come over to snatch it directly, and raised his hand to hide, "Don't pull the belt..."

"Huo Chi!"

Su Qing thinks he did it on purpose!Deliberately revenge yourself in this way.

"Snapped--"

It was not safe to be on the bed, Huo Chi was afraid that he would fall, so he protected Su Qing's waist, but he lost his grip with the other hand, and the box flew out directly from the gap in the middle of the bed curtain.

The two reached out to fish together, and then both got stuck in the air...

Under the bed, teacher Gou, the class teacher, was standing at the head of their bed, caught off guard and covered in a face.

The door of the dormitory was wide open, Xiaopang half stepped inside and closed it silently. Behind him, there were still students from the next dormitory, the opposite dormitory, and the dormitory diagonally opposite...

The air in the dormitory seemed to be frozen.

In middle age, Mr. Gou, who has experienced all kinds of storms and waves, raised his hand with difficulty, pinched a pearl and pulled the red and white unidentified object off his head.

Then he raised his head and looked at Huo Chi and Su Qing with a dazed expression: "Which one of you belongs to...?"

Huo Chisu Qing let go of the other party, retreated to his own bed, and identified the other party with one voice: "His!"

The author has something to say:

Su Qing: "Brother Chi, it's time for you to show Jinjiang Gong's sense of family responsibility, go~"