[Comprehensive] After cos, my friends and I came to Yokohama

The hotpot party lasted for a long time before it ended. Everyone ate their mouths full of oil and had a lingering strong smell of fireworks. After the end, some went home alone, and some went to the bar to drink together in twos and threes. Everyone All with smiles on their faces.

The haze of war finally disappeared.

Osamu Dazai stepped on the snow, looked at Nakahara Chuya two or three meters away, knelt down and squeezed a snowball, shouted Chuya and then hit him in the face.Nakahara Chuya twitched the corner of his mouth slightly, wiped his face and sneered, and not to be outdone, picked up a bigger snowball and smashed it on Osamu Dazai's forehead.

The two had a childish snowball fight with each other, and in the end Osamu Dazai lost his strength and was thrown all over the ground by Nakahara Chuya, but he still couldn't avoid the end of his head full of baldness.Regarding this, Zhong Yuanzhong also laughed and said, "It's what you deserve!"

Walking to the locomotive parking lot, Zhongyuan Gently brushed his nearest pet, the thick blood-like red teeth and claws spread across the whole body, the smooth and neat lines perfectly outlined the cool appearance of the heavy locomotive, it can be said that the locomotive It's a man's romance.

Osamu Dazai curled his lips. He couldn't understand the way Chuya Nakahara treated the motorcycle as if he was facing his wife. He didn't even treat him with such a gentle demeanor. How could he get a motorcycle so easily?He thought in distaste.

"The little slug is small, so it doesn't matter if you can put your feet down when you sit on it, ah, no, it must not be put down!" Osamu Dazai said while sitting on the back seat, stepping on his heels easily On the ground, he looked extremely proud.

After eating a round of hot pot and having a snowball fight, Nakahara Nakahara, who was in a great mood, patted Osamu Dazai on the forehead angrily, and sat in the front row with his perfectly proportioned long legs. It pierced the night sky ferociously. Hearing the sexy roar of the locomotive, Zhong Yuanzhong also evoked a wicked smile, and said loudly: "Hold me tight and sit down!"

Osamu Dazai subconsciously wrapped his arms around Nakahara Chuya's narrow waist, and the next moment the locomotive roared like a wild beast coming out of its cage and roaring and running.

The harsh and cold wind mixed with snow was blowing on his face, and his eyes were a little bit hard to open, but the smile on Dazai Osamu's face became bigger and bigger, he barely opened his eyes and screamed loudly, "Chuya—"

"What are you doing, bastard Dazai—"

"Let's hurry home—"

"Aren't we going home—"

Osamu Dazai smiled and rested his head lightly on Nakahara Chuya's back, letting the people in front of him wave away all the wind and snow for him. At this moment, he hoped that time would stop for him, and the years would not grow old.

After the two were promoted to quasi-cadres, their salaries were greatly increased, and various luxury goods (red wine, motorcycles, hats) piled up higher and higher. Central Plains also specially opened a wine room and a cloakroom to display all kinds of luxury goods they acquired. .

As soon as he entered, Nakahara went into the cloakroom to put his new hat away properly, and didn't lock the door anyway, that bastard Osamu Dazai would pry the door open anyway.

The clothes thrown by Osamu Dazai were scattered all over the floor, extending all the way to the bathroom. Nakahara also slammed on the door, "Have you finished washing the fuck? It's been half an hour!"

The bathroom was steaming and the mirror was foggy.Osamu Dazai curled up lazily in the bathtub. The massage function of the bathtub gently soothed his body. Hearing Nakahara Chuya's voice, he slowly opened his eyelids, "Come in if the door is unlocked."

Zhongyuan Zhong didn't see him either, he walked in cursing as soon as the door was pushed open, and when he saw it, hey, this bastard looked like he was holding back.

"How do you tell me to wash it inside?"

Osamu Dazai patted his thigh in the water, looked at Nakahara Chuya with a smile, his upturned peach eyes were like sea monsters bewitching innocent sailors, "Nakaya is so small, the bathtub can just fit into it~"

The young man in the bathtub was wet all over, his soft black hair stuck to his fair face with water, his upturned mouth just smiled at you, and his iris-colored eyes pulled you like a hook.Zhongyuan Zhong also stared blankly, a little at a loss. He always knew that his partner had an extremely perfect appearance, otherwise he would not have dragged the female members of Mafia in the port to die in love and escaped unscathed.

The newly developed Adam's apple moved slightly, his eyes flickered, he took off his clothes and walked into the bathtub, followed Dazai Osamu's guidance and sat on his lap, with his snow-white back tightly pressed against another person's chest.

Ambiguity is like a poisonous snake in the Garden of Eden crawling in a small space.

"Zhongye, let me help you~" The boy's sweet voice breathed in the orange-haired boy's ears, and before the other party could speak, he restrained the orange-haired boy with both hands to prevent him from escaping.

The water splashed out of the tub and flowed on the floor.

The two of them finally washed and lay down in the same quilt on the bed. Nakahara Nakaya stretched his body lazily on the soft bed with a hoarse voice, "Are you still going back to your own bed?"

Osamu Dazai hugged his little partner and clung to him tightly, he was shocked when he heard the words, "Chuya, don't you admit it!"

"...We didn't make it to the end either." Zhong Yuan Zhong also said speechlessly.

"But we have done everything else that should be done, and Chuka has to admit it!" Osamu Dazai buried his head in his partner's neck aggrieved, with a dull tone like a child who can't eat candy.

"...Only this one time." Zhong Yuanzhong was also helpless, as long as this person acted like a baby to him, he would have nothing to do with this person, it was as if God sent him to punish him.

Osamu Dazai smiled secretly and badly, as long as there is the first time, are you afraid that the second time will not happen? Chuya, I want you to spread everything out in front of me completely, I want Osamu Dazai This name is firmly and firmly entangled in your heart!

Dogs can't leave their owners, you know?

******

"Sacrificing love~ It's impossible to do it alone~ Oh, but, but~ Two people can do it~" Osamu Dazai was lying on the bar, humming a song in a good mood, poking the ice puck with his index finger.

This is what Oda Sakunosuke saw when he came over. He walked over and sat next to Dazai Osamu and asked the boss for a glass of distilled wine, and then slowly said: "It seems that you are in a good mood today."

"Odasaku Odasaku, let me tell you that I'm living with a dwarf!" Osamu Dazai's overly cheerful tone made another Ango Sakaguchi who just came over almost stagger, coughed a few times and sat on the other side of Osamu Dazai , "Didn't the leader tell you to live with Mr. Zhongyuan a long time ago?"

"Boss, bring me a glass of whiskey, I don't have to drive today."

"That's different!" Osamu Dazai shook his head with a rather mysterious expression, which really aroused the curiosity of the other two.Oda Sakunosuke followed Dazai Osamu's intention and asked, "Why is it different?"

The smile on Osamu Dazai's face grew bigger and bigger, "I slept on the same bed with the little boy last night, and we will sleep together in the same bed from now on!"

"Pfft—" Just after taking a sip of wine, he heard Osamu Dazai's astonishing words. Ango Sakaguchi spit out the wine in his mouth, apologized to the boss embarrassingly, and then he was free to say in surprise: "You, you and Mr. Nakahara ...?"

"Yes~" Dazai Osamu twisted his body and directly drove the chair to rotate 360 ​​degrees.

Oda Sakunosuke had a calm expression, completely unable to see how shocking the words he had just heard, and said calmly, "Ah, congratulations."

"Oda, you shouldn't be so calm, you should complain here." After all, Ango Sakaguchi was very human, and his expression became normal after being surprised.

"Do I need to complain here? Dazai likes Mr. Nakahara very much, and now I have my wish fulfilled. As a friend, I must congratulate." Oda Sakunosuke took a sip of wine, and said a judgment that surprised even Dazai Osamu.

Osamu Dazai choked on a rare occasion, "Odasaku, what nonsense are you talking about, I didn't like little slugs before!"

On the side, Ango Sakaguchi pushed his glasses silently. My dog, dwarf, little slug, and black hat rack, these nicknames from Dazai’s mouth really made him dare not look directly at the port Mafia for a while. A quasi-cadre, a ceiling of force value, a ferocious gravity user-Chuya Zhongyuan.

"Dazai kept talking about Mr. Nakahara when we were drinking together, and the expression on his face became different, very lively." Oda Sakunosuke recalled and confirmed that he was right.

Even Dazai Osamu couldn't stand being sternly retorted by Oda, and couldn't help but bend down on the bar counter, it was hard to face the reality, damn it!You must not let Zhong Ye know, otherwise the orange-haired dwarf will die of pride!

"Hahahahaha Dazai, you have today too." Ango Sakaguchi laughed out loud, perfectly expressing his gloating.

"Hmph, I have a middle school to warm my bed, all of you are lonely!" Dazai refused.

Ango Sakaguchi choked, but Sakunosuke Oda didn't. He drank the wine in his glass and said slowly, "But I already have five children."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Sakaguchi Ango: "..."

Damn it, it turns out that the winner in life is Oda Saku/Oda? !

The author has something to say:

Hahaha I was so happy when I wrote this!My heart is warm, this is the charm of writing, although I don't know what it looks like to readers, but in my opinion, it is full of laughter!Really really really love everyone in Wenye!

In the daily confession here Mr. too!

——Small Theatre——

Rage God is not a hat stand: So... Dazai, you liked me so early! [Proud.jpg]

Bandage Essence Waste Device: Chuya, are you confused by my anger?How did you come to such an absurd conclusion, so it really is that the brain capacity of slugs is too small!Zhongye, I have white viscous milk here, drinking it will definitely increase IQ!

Aragami is not a hat stand: Don't think I don't understand what you're saying!Asshole Dazai.

Bandage essence waste device: a little bit~