[Comprehensive] After cos, my friends and I came to Yokohama

"Sure enough, it's a slimy slug, your hands are covered with slime~" Osamu Dazai let go first, shaking his hands in disgust, grinning.

Zhong Yuanzhong, whose heart was beating wildly, suddenly stopped beating, and his face didn't turn red. He just felt that the emotion was all fed to the dog.Yes, he thought the emotion just now was moved.

"Guys who don't wash the dishes after eating have no right to speak!" Nakahara Nakaya roared angrily, and went to the kitchen angrily to put the dishes and chopsticks into the dishwasher.

Osamu Dazai stuck out his tongue, and lay comfortably on the sofa. The off-white light was not dazzling, and the whole room was brightly illuminated.Zhongya Nakahara cleaned up the kitchen and kicked Osamu Dazai with his foot, "Hey, get out if you're full."

Osamu Dazai was shocked, "What? Chuya eats it and refuses to admit it? So you are such a slug!" Nakahara Chuya was puzzled by the appearance of accusing the unscrupulous man, and his brows were slightly frowned, "What are you talking about? Nonsense, I am not the only one who ate noodles, and you ate too."

Silence is Cambridge tonight.Osamu Dazai never expected Chuya to be so innocent? !I didn't understand what he said!Obviously being the same age makes him look like a dirty adult...

But I don't know why, facing such a Chuya of the Central Plains, he has a kind of subtle happiness? ?What the hell!How could he be happy in the face of a black slug!Yes, that's right!He is not happy.

"Hmph." Osamu Dazai suddenly sank, squeezed Chuya Nakahara, opened the door and left.

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked speechless, "This mackerel must be mentally ill." He shook his head, took a shower, and was about to take out the red wine bought in the supermarket to taste, but suddenly thought of the milk that Lantang gave him, and put it down in a twisted manner Red wine, pick up a bottle of milk and pour it down.

"Drinking so much milk, I will definitely grow taller than mackerel in the future!" Zhong Yuan said confidently.

01.

Now no one dares to underestimate Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya in the port of Mafia. They were called up by Mori Ogai after they destroyed a small jumping organization again.After the iron windows in the office were powered on, the blue sky mixed with a little cyan floated in front of the huge French windows, making people feel refreshed when they saw it.

Zhongyuan Zhong also took off his hat with one hand, lowered his head slightly, "Boss."

Osamu Dazai yawned, with a flirty and casual tone, "Mr. Mori, good afternoon."

Mori Ogai sat behind the desk, looked at the two of them, and said with a smile: "It seems that you are getting along very well."

"Mr. Mori, what nonsense are you talking about! Me and slugs? Ugh—" Osamu Dazai vomited, with a look of unbearable.Zhong Yuan on the side snorted coldly, "Boss, I will never get along well with Mackerel!"

The two glared at each other, neither was convinced by the other. If other Port Mafia members saw their childish appearance, they would probably be surprised. How could the rising star of Port Mafia look like an elementary school chick?

Outsiders will simply think that Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chu are not compatible, but Mori Ogai does not think so. On the contrary, he thinks this is the unique way of getting along with this pair. He is very satisfied with the diamond polishing situation. In order to let the diamonds bloom He decided to do a small, insignificant deed in order to give greater glory.

"what?!"

"Mr. Mori, your brain is broken!"

Osamu Dazai and Nakahara Chuya were both shocked, and they looked at Mori Ogai blankly, and Mori Ogai laughed at the shouting expression, "Yes, you heard me right, I want you to live together, and I specially We have prepared an apartment for you."

Osamu Dazai didn't want to live with Nakahara Chuya at all, just thinking about it made him feel sick, his kite-colored pupils were wide open, his curly black hair was shaken by him, he pointed hard at Nakahara Chuya murmured loudly: "If I live with this guy, you will see my dead body tomorrow! No, absolutely not!"

Zhongyuan Zhong also pressed the hat hard to prevent himself from really being unable to control his irritable emotions. After all, he couldn't be so rude in front of the leader! "Didn't you always think of Santuchuan very much? Isn't this fulfilling your wish!"

Osamu Dazai crossed his arms in front of his chest, "NO——If I was killed by a slug, wouldn't I be covered in slug slime when I go to Santu River in the future? Don't even think about it!"

"I told you I'm not a slug!" Zhongyuan Zhongya paused every word, he just felt that the tendon in his head was about to break.

Osamu Dazai was surprised, and Mao Mao was shocked, "Chuya, what are you talking about? Look at you, you are covered in black and you are small. What is it if you are not a slug?"

"——Pa" The tense tendons finally broke, Nakahara Nakaya raised his body sharply, kicked out neatly, and was dodged by Osamu Dazai, the two of them fought one by one in the office, you Come and I seem to be very tacit understanding.

Alice watched with relish, "Rin Taro, Dazai and Chuya really have a tacit understanding."

As soon as these words came out, Osamu Dazai and Nakahara stopped immediately, and said in unison: "Who has a tacit understanding with this guy!"

"Wow" Alice couldn't believe it.

What Alice said, Mori Ogai agreed with his face, and his tone was turbulent, "Alice is really right~"

Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya snorted again at the same time, and turned their heads away from looking at each other.

With a light cough, Sen Ou smiled and said, "This is the leader's order."

Zhongyuan Zhong also sighed silently, knowing that this matter cannot be reversed, he had to pay homage to his lost single noble life.

Osamu Dazai groaned loudly, "Oops, it's really too bad!"

"So why did Mr. Mori make such a ridiculous decision!" Osamu Dazai lay dissatisfied and rolled around on the hospital bed, grabbed the pillow and buried himself in it in an attempt to suffocate himself, but his vitality was so tenacious, and he buried him for a long time Still alive and kicking.

Dongfang Yu was holding a Chinese herbal medicine and a medical book at the same time. In front of her was a pitch-black soup with a strange smell. As the pages of the book were flipped, another medicine was thrown in, and green bubbles came out of the soup as it sank to the bottom of the soup with a thud. He didn't look at Osamu Dazai, and said in an elegant tone, "But I think you're very happy."

Osamu Dazai was startled, and raised his head abruptly, "Dongfang, what's wrong with you, Dongfang! Did you get demented by Chuya?"

Dongfang Yu didn't quarrel with Dazai, as long as Dazai didn't commit suicide, he could maintain the demeanor and demeanor that a Ten Thousand Flowers Valley disciple should have, and that's all he asked of Dazai.

Dazai Osamu who is either committing suicide or on the way to commit suicide every day: I think you are embarrassing me, Fat Tiger.

As the medicinal materials were continuously thrown in, the color of the soup changed and finally turned dark green. The air smelled terrible like dried fish being thrown into the trash can for three days and three nights. Dongfang Yu showed a satisfied smile.

Osamu Dazai could see clearly that the medicinal materials Dongfang Yu threw in were either air-dried toads, centipede scorpions, or unknown plants that were strangely red.Immediately there was a shiver, and he was going to get off the bed quietly, his body was nimble like a cat scurrying to the door, before he could turn the doorknob, a hand was placed on his shoulder, "Dazai, where are you going? "

Turning her head as usual, her pupils trembled when she touched the medicine in Dongfang Yu's hand, and said embarrassingly, "I'm going to deal with documents, so I won't disturb you for now."

"Don't rush away, try the medicine for me." The whisper from hell rang in Dazaiji's ear, echoing the wails of countless resentful spirits. It was the tragic death of countless bottom-level members of Mafia at the port. Call.

Seeing that he couldn't hide, Osamu Dazai slowly rolled his eyes, and a black mud-like smile suddenly appeared on his face, "Dongfang, how can only one person do the drug test, and more people can make some comparisons."

Dongfang Yu felt blessed in an instant, "You are right, then I will trouble you, Dazai."

Zhong Yuanzhong also had a gloomy face, nestled in the office chair with a painful expression on his face, he was petite, sitting on the wide office chair was like a child stealing an adult's chair, and his whole body sank into it.

He is in a very bad mood, as long as he thinks that he will live with the troublesome mackerel from now on, and get along with him day and night, he can't help feeling sad, what crime did he do to have such a partner ? !

"Naka~ya~" Osamu Dazai pushed open the door, and slowly stretched out his head to look at Nakahara Nakaya.

"What?" Zhong Yuanzhong said angrily.

Dazai Osamu was walking in front of the desk, staring at Nakahara Chuya with sparkling eyes, with a harmless smile on his handsome face, "Chuya, Dongfang saved Lan Tang, you are very grateful for that, right?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also nodded without hesitation, "Nonsense, of course I am very grateful to him!"

"The benefactor is in trouble, shouldn't you share it?"

"Of course!"

As soon as Osamu Dazai showed a successful smile, Dongfang Yu pushed open the door and smiled at Nakahara Chuya, holding two bowls of dark green strange liquid in his hand.

"Dongfang." Zhongyuan Zhongye stood up and nodded to Dongfang Yu. The polite and well-behaved appearance made Dongfang Yu feel a little unbearable, but in order to test the efficacy of the medicine, he said cruelly: "Zhongye, I haven't seen you for a while." gone."

Zhongyuan Zhong also poured a glass of water and handed it to Dongfang Yu, as for Dazai Osamu?He just ignored it, and glanced at those weird liquids curiously. Out of politeness, he didn't ask immediately, but the sharp-eyed Dongfang Yu noticed it, and introduced: "This is the latest soup I made, which can make people hallucinate. , but the exact effect is unclear.

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at the decoction in amazement, "Are you looking for someone to test it...?" At the end, he remembered Dazai Osamu's words, and suddenly understood the purpose of Dongfang Yu's arrival, and suddenly said: "You came to me to try Is it medicine?"

Dongfang Yu smiled and said, "Yes."

Zhong Yuanzhong also trusted Dongfang Yu very much, and he didn't mind trying the medicine. He couldn't die anyway. Of course, this idea was overturned by him later, and he went around Dongfang Yu's medicine from then on.

"Do you want me to drink both bowls?"

"No, the other bowl is for Dazai." Dongfang Yu handed two bowls of medicine to Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya respectively, looking at them expectantly.

The author has something to say:

I spent so much money on Double Eleven that I vomited blood!It's worth the money I've saved for a few months.

I have a brain hole to be used in the later stage. I don’t know if you can accept it. It’s the function of Huangbatu’s ability to control fertility, so I want to let Zhongye have a baby in the later stage, and let Dazai take care of it during the hard pregnancy (such as a pregnant woman in the middle of the night. Leg cramps, Dazai wakes up in a daze and gives Chuya a massage, etc.)

[The next chapter of the fragment you are looking forward to in the copywriting will appear soon!My big Chinese medicine is mighty and majestic! 】

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