my dear Lord Demon King

In the pitch-black night sky, without wind or moon, a little starlight flashed occasionally. It was a huge red flying dragon. On the flying dragon sat a man with a weak face in a cloak. He raised his head with difficulty and looked forward. Moving, it landed on a man in a strange costume sitting on the dragon's neck.

"Why should you meddle in your own business? You saved me, and the people of the Holy Church will not let you go."

"Why do you want to control the people of the holy religion? I want to save you, you are in pain if you are locked up like that!"

There was silence for a while.

"What's your name?" The powerless demon asked the guy who looked like a human in front of him.

The human turned and smiled the softest, brightest smile the demon had ever seen.

"My name is Zhuang Qin."

Most of the people in the world are ordinary people. In order to survive, it is necessary to obey others. Zhuang Qin understood this truth when he was very young.

He struggled to integrate into this society, even if others said he was cowardly and timid, he didn't care, at least he integrated into this society.

After the arrival of Mr. Demon, his life seems to have changed.

Zhuang Qin works from nine to six, and occasionally... often has to work overtime. Considering that there is one more person in the family, he will finish his work during working hours recently and try to go home early.

At six o'clock, Zhuang Qin turned off the computer resolutely, and Xu Ziyang typed curiously: "Senior, you have been leaving very early recently, you must have a date!"

Zhuang Qin replied: "It's not the object, it's the ancestor."

Xu Ziyang: "?"

"Baby Zhuang Qin, I'm going to be unable to complete the information..." Tang Miaomiao, a big-breasted colleague, walked over with a graceful figure.

Zhuang Qin suddenly thought of the demon at home that was so powerful that crushing him to death was as easy as crushing an ant. If he didn't cook for him on time, what would happen? Zhuang Qin couldn't imagine, he gasped. Get angry, and then run away.

"Zhuang Qinbao..." Tang Miaomiao looked at the empty seat, her chest trembled three times, "Hey, where is he?"

"I am back!"

Zhuang Qin looked at the living room, and as expected, Xia Boer was still sitting upright on the sofa watching TV. After the devil came to his house for a week, he finally finished watching Zhen Huan and switched to a new TV series.

"Family with children"

"..."

"I heard that it is a TV series that can quickly grasp the daily life of human beings." Mr. Devil said seriously.

"..."

One week is enough for Zhuang Qin to realize that Xia Boer is not a harmful demon. Most of the time he is very quiet, watching TV quietly, eating three meals a day like a human being, but even if he realizes this One point, the fear when they first met is like a shadow, Zhuang Qin always shows restraint when facing Xia Boer.

Occasionally, they can chat for a few words.

"Learning from humans is to be a better familiar, but this does not mean that I approve of humans. Humans are simple-minded, with underdeveloped limbs, fragile and easy to get sick. They don't have the nature of angels, but the evil of demons is the same. Humans are even lazy and ugly...yes, I'm talking about you!"

Needless to say so bluntly...

"Then, what redeeming qualities do humans have?"

When Zhuang Qin was asked, he was angry from the bottom of his heart. It was okay to insult him, because he felt that human beings have nothing good to do. However, when he was angry, Zhuang Qin dared not speak out. He could only explain in a low voice that he was trying to convince the arrogant demon in front of him. : "Brave, kind, intelligent, enthusiastic, human beings still have many beautiful qualities."

"Then why didn't I see it on you?" Xia Boer asked bluntly, "Why didn't you let me see a good quality of yours?"

"I... I'm also very kind and smart..." Zhuang Qin's voice became softer and weaker, feeling that he was not very convincing.

Xia Boer cast a cold and contemptuous look, Zhuang Qin didn't know where the courage came from, and asked: "Then do you have other merits besides being handsome, good-looking, and capable of magic?"

Too bad, I was impulsive and spoke my mind!

Xia Boer sneered, "It seems that I have to convince you!"

Then, it seems that the devil who doesn't distinguish the five grains and doesn't work hard, who should be ignorant of cooking onions, ginger, garlic and vegetables, first buys the vegetables by himself, and then nests in the kitchen to show his skills. About half an hour later, there are four on the table. A dish with exquisite presentation, attractive color and tangy aroma.

The most important thing is that not only does it look good, but it also tastes really good!

The familiar wearing human costumes looks even more handsome than before, without the evil feeling before, he looks like a cool and handsome guy... If you ignore his indifferent gaze.

After cooking, Xia Boer began to clean. He was careful and meticulous, and the cleaned place must be spotless. The most outrageous thing was that he behaved elegantly, and all his movements were like a beautiful picture scroll.

Zhuang Qin was dumbfounded looking at the brand new home.

Xia Boer rolled up his sleeves, took off his gloves, showed his sallow and beautiful hands, and asked in a three-point cool and four-point careless tone: "How is it?"

There is no need to learn this kind of domineering president's eyes and emphasis, hey!

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It was very frustrating, but I have to admit that the learning of familiars is too strong, making Zhuang Qin, who has lived on the earth for 26 years and a week, feel ashamed of himself.

"Since you've done such a good job, then the housework from now on..."

"Don't try to trick me, treacherous, lazy and useless human being!" Xia Boer flashed away three meters away.

The second confrontation between Zhuang Qin and Xia Boer ended in Zhuang Qin's complete failure.

……

When Xia Boer is alone at home, he can sit in front of the TV for six hours straight without moving. He will neither suffer from human shoulder and spondylosis due to waist and leg pain, nor will he be bored because of boredom.

"Jingle Bell……"

Something in the house rang, and Xia Boer thought for a second, thinking that maybe the phone used by humans for communication rang, so he walked over to answer the phone.

silence.

"..."

"Is it... Xia Boer?"

"Ah."

Zhuang Qin heaved a sigh of relief and was scared to death. Fortunately, Xia Boer knew to answer the phone, otherwise he didn't know what to do: "I'm sorry, the company has a dinner party today, so I can't go home and make dinner for you , can I get you some takeaway?" He said softly with a pleading tone.

"No need!" Xia Boer rebuffed straight away, he didn't have to eat at all, since he didn't have any desire for food.

"Are you angry?" Zhuang Qin asked cautiously, his tone made Xia Bo'er very unhappy.

"No." After finishing speaking, the phone hung up with a "snap".

Looking at Xia Ruzhi's phone call, Zhuang Qin felt his heart agitated, it was really hard for him to figure out what the devil was thinking.

But after saying hello, he can go to the dinner party with peace of mind tonight.

The company Zhuang Qin works for has dinners and team building activities from time to time, and he has to go. If he doesn’t go, even if he is absent from work, his salary will be deducted for two days. He is simply a bad capitalist dictatorship!

Zhuang Qin is a boring duck. Most of the time, he sits alone in the corner, and occasionally he can chat with familiar colleagues. Although he is a good old man in the eyes of his colleagues in the company, he is not close to everyone. The newcomer was Xu Ziyang, and since he was taking care of him, the relationship was pretty good.

"Senior, who are you on the phone with when you are off work?"

Zhuang Qin replied: "Recently, a distant relative came to my house. I am responsible for three meals a day, so let him know in advance."

After Xu Ziyang listened to it, he asked jokingly, "It's a relative, but it's actually a girlfriend!" Otherwise, why did he speak so cautiously when talking on the phone, and he was afraid that the other party would be angry.

girlfriend?Zhuang Qin thought of Xia Boer who was wearing women's clothing in his dream, and his hair stood on end. Even a woman is a rose with thorns, which is highly poisonous!

"Don't be kidding, what about you? Are you in love?"

Xu Ziyang suddenly retracted his joking eyes, his cheeks were flushed, and he said in a shy and sighing tone: "There is someone I like, but the other party doesn't seem to call me at all."

"Is there anyone who doesn't like you so handsome?" Zhuang Qin was not kidding, Xu Ziyang can be regarded as a standard handsome guy, when he came to the company to report for work, Zhuang Qin once thought that he would be his rival in love.

Zhuang Qin: "..."

Zhuang Qin: "Could it be Bai Lu that you like?"

Xu Ziyang was stunned: "No, no, senior, where are you thinking, it's not Miss Bai Lu..."

Zhuang Qin breathed a sigh of relief: "Is that so, is it from our company?"

He took a sip of wine and asked, since it wasn't Bai Lu, he didn't have much in mind, as if chatting, Xu Ziyang looked at him for a long while, then sank his head: "It's from our company, but it's completely careless, I can't feel it." my feelings."

Zhuang Qin comforted the younger generation as a senior: "It's okay, as long as you really like her and pursue her well, you will definitely succeed. You are so handsome!"

"really?"

"Of course!" After drinking two cups, Zhuang Qin's courage gradually increased through confusion, and his voice became much louder, "If you like someone, you should pursue them. You are young now, with delicate skin and tender flesh. When you are as old as me... no, you will still be liked by women when you are as old as me... Brother, go!"

Zhuang Qin hit Xu Ziyang on the back several times, and he groaned.

Senior is drunk...

"Xiaoyang, don't mind, he is like this, he gets drunk after three cups."

"But what I ordered for him wasn't wine..." Xu Ziyang said while picking up the bottle to look at.

“Juice flavored beer!”

[The author has something to say]: There is no past life or present life