aren't you going to get a divorce?
Chapter 74
"Ku Yajun, hurry home!! It's urgent!!!!"
Kou Yajun was in a meeting when Rong Xia suddenly called and hung up hastily after saying these three sentences.
He stared at the phone, thought for a few minutes, then went to Lin Xiao to answer the conference call, and rushed home to check on Rong Xia's situation.
As soon as the door was opened, a group of black unknown objects rushed out of it and hit Kou Yajun's shoes directly.
It was so fast that he couldn't see what it was.
"What's wrong? Did a mouse get in?" Kou Yajun changed his shoes and rummaged around.It's just that I searched everywhere, I can only hear rustling sounds from the corner, but I can't find where the little thing is.
Going to the living room--
Kou Yajun: "? What do you mean by this?"
Rong Xia hugged Jiujiu, lying on the carpet with one person and one dog, relatively speechless and crying.
He looked up at Kou Yajun, before he could speak, he sighed first.
"I picked up a cat, it is so fierce, it has been fighting with me all afternoon." Rong Xia said dully, "It hit me!"
Here's the thing.
After lunch at noon, Rong Xia drove to the nearby courier station to pick up the package.A few days ago, Jiujiu bought a lot of snacks, so much that he couldn't carry them home with his hands, so he had to drive there.
When the door was opened, a black unknown object rushed in.
He searched for the car door for a long time, and finally found this little thing under the back seat.
A kitten with black body and bright yellow eyes.
It hid in the innermost corner, out of Rong Xia's reach, and afraid of being scratched, so he really didn't dare to move.
Later, I went home and took a piece of ham sausage, and then led the kitten out.
In the end, this little thing depends on Rong Xia.
Taking advantage of the opening of the door, the little black cat rushed in, frightened the Samoyed who heard Rong Xia coming home wagging his tail and came to meet him, so he stopped halfway and froze in place.
Facing such a "monster", the little black cat didn't feel panic at all.It hid in the gap behind the craft cabinet, showing only a pair of yellow eyes, sticking out its tongue and licking its front paws.
After raising dogs for so many years, my love for small animals still outweighs my fear.Rong Xia went to the kitchen to make a bowl of goat milk powder, put it in front of the cabinet, and tried to lure the little black cat out again.
But the man forgot that the little thing in front of him was a cat, not a dog.
Cats and dogs are really two creatures with completely different personalities.
The kitten came out tentatively and quickly licked the goat milk in the bowl.
"You're so dark." Rong Xia squatted on the ground, holding her chin and said to it, "Do you want to stay?"
He looked back at his Samoyed, then turned to look at the kitten, amused by the contrasting black and white fur colors.He poked the little kitty's head with his right index finger, and said, "If you want to stay, then you have to please me... Hey, hey! How dare you bite!!"
Before touching the kitten, he was bitten.
Looking at the small tooth marks on the fingertips, Rong Xia was shocked.He couldn't believe it: "I brought you back with good intentions, and gave you meat and milk, but you actually bit me!"
Rong Xia was furious, angrily took away the small bowl containing goat milk, and said, "I won't drink it for you!"
Snapped--
The moment Rong Xia took away the small bowl, the cat stretched out its claws and opened his hand.
The behavior of the little cat is too "bad", and even Jiujiu can't stand it anymore.The usually quiet Samoyed wailed twice, and walked over cautiously, wanting to do justice for the master.
...Before getting close to the kitten, he was aggressively chased away by it.
"That's it." Rong Xia sat up from the carpet angrily, and said angrily, "It hit me!"
Kou Yajun sat on the sofa beside him with a distorted expression.The scene that Rong Xia described was really... so funny.
He cleared his throat, tried his best to suppress the smile in his heart, looked around the living room, and asked, "Where are you hiding now?"
Rong Xia said angrily: "I don't know! It's so dark, I can't find it at all!"
Kou Yajun smiled and shook his head, rolled up the sleeves of his shirt and started looking for the cat.
In just two or three minutes, he strangled the back of the little black cat's fate.
The cat that was still fighting with Rong Xia in the afternoon finally calmed down. The little one was caught in his hand, looking pitiful.
Kou Yajun held it with one hand, and opened the courier box that he just brought back today with the other, made a simple cat litter and put it on the balcony, then threw the small thing like coal balls into it, and then locked the balcony door.
"!!" Rong Xia was shocked, "Why did you lock it outside?"
"Isolate it from the aborigines at home first—didn't you say it was still tweeting in the afternoon?" Kou Yajun said, taking out his mobile phone to make a call, "By the way, make an appointment for a physical examination to see if there is anything wrong."
The test results are very healthy, but a little malnourished.
Kou Yajun left it with Sister Ning to take care of it for a few days, and took Rong Xia home.
Before leaving, Sister Ning asked, "What's your name? I'll record it."
Kou Yajun thought for a while, "It's called briquettes."
As soon as these words came out, Ning Jie and Rong Xia showed indescribable expressions on their faces at the same time.
"?" Kou Yajun couldn't understand, "What's the problem? This is not very vivid."
"Forget it, forget it, briquettes should be briquettes." Rong Xia waved his hand weakly, "I think you will never get better for the rest of your life."
On the way home, Rong Xia kept complaining that the briquettes bullied him.
Kou Yajun propped his right hand on the car window, tilting his head to look at his slightly raised lips when he muttered.
"Don't want it!" Rong Xia pouted while waiting for the red light, and lightly smashed the steering wheel, "Bad thing!"
Kou Yajun: "Isn't the cat climbing frame you just ordered a waste?"
"..." Rong Xia choked up immediately, "You peeked at my phone!"
"The screen of your mobile phone is so big, I don't think you can see it." Kou Yajun teased him, "Tell me first, why did you buy the cat climbing frame?"
Rong Xia turned her head away and ignored him.
The next afternoon, the cat climbing frame was delivered.
The clumsy Rong Xia failed to install it, and finally waited for Kou Yajun to get home from get off work to install it.
During the installation process, he had been carefully observing Kou Yajun's expression, ready to fight back immediately when this person mocked him.Unexpectedly, Kou Yajun, who has always been bad and used to it, said nothing for the first time today. After installing the cat climbing frame and moving to the corner, he rubbed his hair and went to the kitchen to cook.
Rong Xia was quite proud, feeling that she had finally healed Kou Yajun's annoying mouth.He followed Kou Yajun with his hands behind his back, wanting to see what he would have for dinner.
Unexpectedly, Kou Yajun didn't go directly into the kitchen, but turned a corner and went to Jiujiu's small bedroom.
He patted Jiujiu on the head, took it out to the living room to look at the newly bought cat climbing frame, and said softly: "Baby, Dad bought you a new toy, why don't you go and see it?"
Just talking is not enough, he has to personally lead Jiujiu to the cat climbing frame to "visit".
He grabbed Jiujiu's front paws and put them in the space capsule, made a regretful and puzzled expression very artificially, and said to himself: "What's going on, this height doesn't look like it was bought for you."
"..." Rong Xia was furious. He pushed Kou Yajun away, squatted on the ground and beat the man with Jiujiu's front paws, muttering loudly, "Son, you beat this man to death! Kill him!" !"
Kou Yajun retreated again and again, still refusing to be honest: "Didn't you buy the cat climbing frame for Jiujiu? Since you didn't buy it for briquettes. Oh——you can't buy it for me, can you?"
Then he got a dog punch under Rong Xia's command.
Finally enough of teasing, Kou Yajun hugged Rong Xia and stopped his harmless attacks.
Samoyed was sandwiched between the two bodies.It twisted and ran away.
Although the cat climbing frame is not its toy, it is somewhat curious.It squatted on the ground and carefully looked at the things in front of it, and quickly forgot the two masters behind it.
"Okay, okay, I just bought it for me, and it's just for my use." Kou Yajun said with a smile, "I don't want coal balls anymore, there are only three of us in our family, okay?"
Rong Xia really wanted to bite him to death, "There are only two in our family! Jiujiu and I!"
"All right, all right, you have the final say." Kou Yajun held back a smile and stroked his hair.
No matter how unwilling to admit it, I took the briquettes home a few days later.
It was about three or four months old, and it was the most noisy time. During the day, it often fought with Rong Xia at home.
This little guy is also very good at watching people order dishes.Sometimes Kou Yajun wanted to hug it, but it would just run away without leaving him a cat hair.
After a few months, Lianqiu got used to the life of being kept in captivity, and slowly began to have relatives.
It no longer fights with Rong Xia every day, nor runs wildly at night, and gets closer to Jiu Jiu.
The clumsy Samoyed actually has a bit of self-consciousness as an older brother, and will lie on the ground when the briquettes approach, and use his fluffy head as a pillow for him to rest on.
This afternoon, Rong Xia rested on the sofa.He held a cat teasing stick in his left hand to tease coal balls, and rubbed Jiujiu's ears with his right hand.
"You are so busy." Seeing that he was not lying comfortably, Kou Yajun walked over and sat down beside him, letting him pillow his knees.
Rong Xia snorted and kept moving his hands.
After a few seconds, he suddenly realized, "Hey! Oops!!"
He jumped up from Kou Yajun's knee, and said, "I'm just... a cat and a dog!"
"Yeah, I got it, I got it." Kou Yajun pressed him back on his lap, took the cat teasing stick and waved it twice, "Be honest, it's not enough for you to make a fuss."
Rong Xia cut out unconvinced.
The cute briquettes rolling over his belly and Jiujiu licking his fingers all the time made the joy of both cats and dogs more obvious.Rong Xia was so immersed in his own happiness that he didn't notice how familiar Kou Yajun's movements of touching his hair and back were.
Kou Yajun thought, his desire to have both cats and dogs, he realized it many years earlier than Rong Xia.
Kou Yajun was in a meeting when Rong Xia suddenly called and hung up hastily after saying these three sentences.
He stared at the phone, thought for a few minutes, then went to Lin Xiao to answer the conference call, and rushed home to check on Rong Xia's situation.
As soon as the door was opened, a group of black unknown objects rushed out of it and hit Kou Yajun's shoes directly.
It was so fast that he couldn't see what it was.
"What's wrong? Did a mouse get in?" Kou Yajun changed his shoes and rummaged around.It's just that I searched everywhere, I can only hear rustling sounds from the corner, but I can't find where the little thing is.
Going to the living room--
Kou Yajun: "? What do you mean by this?"
Rong Xia hugged Jiujiu, lying on the carpet with one person and one dog, relatively speechless and crying.
He looked up at Kou Yajun, before he could speak, he sighed first.
"I picked up a cat, it is so fierce, it has been fighting with me all afternoon." Rong Xia said dully, "It hit me!"
Here's the thing.
After lunch at noon, Rong Xia drove to the nearby courier station to pick up the package.A few days ago, Jiujiu bought a lot of snacks, so much that he couldn't carry them home with his hands, so he had to drive there.
When the door was opened, a black unknown object rushed in.
He searched for the car door for a long time, and finally found this little thing under the back seat.
A kitten with black body and bright yellow eyes.
It hid in the innermost corner, out of Rong Xia's reach, and afraid of being scratched, so he really didn't dare to move.
Later, I went home and took a piece of ham sausage, and then led the kitten out.
In the end, this little thing depends on Rong Xia.
Taking advantage of the opening of the door, the little black cat rushed in, frightened the Samoyed who heard Rong Xia coming home wagging his tail and came to meet him, so he stopped halfway and froze in place.
Facing such a "monster", the little black cat didn't feel panic at all.It hid in the gap behind the craft cabinet, showing only a pair of yellow eyes, sticking out its tongue and licking its front paws.
After raising dogs for so many years, my love for small animals still outweighs my fear.Rong Xia went to the kitchen to make a bowl of goat milk powder, put it in front of the cabinet, and tried to lure the little black cat out again.
But the man forgot that the little thing in front of him was a cat, not a dog.
Cats and dogs are really two creatures with completely different personalities.
The kitten came out tentatively and quickly licked the goat milk in the bowl.
"You're so dark." Rong Xia squatted on the ground, holding her chin and said to it, "Do you want to stay?"
He looked back at his Samoyed, then turned to look at the kitten, amused by the contrasting black and white fur colors.He poked the little kitty's head with his right index finger, and said, "If you want to stay, then you have to please me... Hey, hey! How dare you bite!!"
Before touching the kitten, he was bitten.
Looking at the small tooth marks on the fingertips, Rong Xia was shocked.He couldn't believe it: "I brought you back with good intentions, and gave you meat and milk, but you actually bit me!"
Rong Xia was furious, angrily took away the small bowl containing goat milk, and said, "I won't drink it for you!"
Snapped--
The moment Rong Xia took away the small bowl, the cat stretched out its claws and opened his hand.
The behavior of the little cat is too "bad", and even Jiujiu can't stand it anymore.The usually quiet Samoyed wailed twice, and walked over cautiously, wanting to do justice for the master.
...Before getting close to the kitten, he was aggressively chased away by it.
"That's it." Rong Xia sat up from the carpet angrily, and said angrily, "It hit me!"
Kou Yajun sat on the sofa beside him with a distorted expression.The scene that Rong Xia described was really... so funny.
He cleared his throat, tried his best to suppress the smile in his heart, looked around the living room, and asked, "Where are you hiding now?"
Rong Xia said angrily: "I don't know! It's so dark, I can't find it at all!"
Kou Yajun smiled and shook his head, rolled up the sleeves of his shirt and started looking for the cat.
In just two or three minutes, he strangled the back of the little black cat's fate.
The cat that was still fighting with Rong Xia in the afternoon finally calmed down. The little one was caught in his hand, looking pitiful.
Kou Yajun held it with one hand, and opened the courier box that he just brought back today with the other, made a simple cat litter and put it on the balcony, then threw the small thing like coal balls into it, and then locked the balcony door.
"!!" Rong Xia was shocked, "Why did you lock it outside?"
"Isolate it from the aborigines at home first—didn't you say it was still tweeting in the afternoon?" Kou Yajun said, taking out his mobile phone to make a call, "By the way, make an appointment for a physical examination to see if there is anything wrong."
The test results are very healthy, but a little malnourished.
Kou Yajun left it with Sister Ning to take care of it for a few days, and took Rong Xia home.
Before leaving, Sister Ning asked, "What's your name? I'll record it."
Kou Yajun thought for a while, "It's called briquettes."
As soon as these words came out, Ning Jie and Rong Xia showed indescribable expressions on their faces at the same time.
"?" Kou Yajun couldn't understand, "What's the problem? This is not very vivid."
"Forget it, forget it, briquettes should be briquettes." Rong Xia waved his hand weakly, "I think you will never get better for the rest of your life."
On the way home, Rong Xia kept complaining that the briquettes bullied him.
Kou Yajun propped his right hand on the car window, tilting his head to look at his slightly raised lips when he muttered.
"Don't want it!" Rong Xia pouted while waiting for the red light, and lightly smashed the steering wheel, "Bad thing!"
Kou Yajun: "Isn't the cat climbing frame you just ordered a waste?"
"..." Rong Xia choked up immediately, "You peeked at my phone!"
"The screen of your mobile phone is so big, I don't think you can see it." Kou Yajun teased him, "Tell me first, why did you buy the cat climbing frame?"
Rong Xia turned her head away and ignored him.
The next afternoon, the cat climbing frame was delivered.
The clumsy Rong Xia failed to install it, and finally waited for Kou Yajun to get home from get off work to install it.
During the installation process, he had been carefully observing Kou Yajun's expression, ready to fight back immediately when this person mocked him.Unexpectedly, Kou Yajun, who has always been bad and used to it, said nothing for the first time today. After installing the cat climbing frame and moving to the corner, he rubbed his hair and went to the kitchen to cook.
Rong Xia was quite proud, feeling that she had finally healed Kou Yajun's annoying mouth.He followed Kou Yajun with his hands behind his back, wanting to see what he would have for dinner.
Unexpectedly, Kou Yajun didn't go directly into the kitchen, but turned a corner and went to Jiujiu's small bedroom.
He patted Jiujiu on the head, took it out to the living room to look at the newly bought cat climbing frame, and said softly: "Baby, Dad bought you a new toy, why don't you go and see it?"
Just talking is not enough, he has to personally lead Jiujiu to the cat climbing frame to "visit".
He grabbed Jiujiu's front paws and put them in the space capsule, made a regretful and puzzled expression very artificially, and said to himself: "What's going on, this height doesn't look like it was bought for you."
"..." Rong Xia was furious. He pushed Kou Yajun away, squatted on the ground and beat the man with Jiujiu's front paws, muttering loudly, "Son, you beat this man to death! Kill him!" !"
Kou Yajun retreated again and again, still refusing to be honest: "Didn't you buy the cat climbing frame for Jiujiu? Since you didn't buy it for briquettes. Oh——you can't buy it for me, can you?"
Then he got a dog punch under Rong Xia's command.
Finally enough of teasing, Kou Yajun hugged Rong Xia and stopped his harmless attacks.
Samoyed was sandwiched between the two bodies.It twisted and ran away.
Although the cat climbing frame is not its toy, it is somewhat curious.It squatted on the ground and carefully looked at the things in front of it, and quickly forgot the two masters behind it.
"Okay, okay, I just bought it for me, and it's just for my use." Kou Yajun said with a smile, "I don't want coal balls anymore, there are only three of us in our family, okay?"
Rong Xia really wanted to bite him to death, "There are only two in our family! Jiujiu and I!"
"All right, all right, you have the final say." Kou Yajun held back a smile and stroked his hair.
No matter how unwilling to admit it, I took the briquettes home a few days later.
It was about three or four months old, and it was the most noisy time. During the day, it often fought with Rong Xia at home.
This little guy is also very good at watching people order dishes.Sometimes Kou Yajun wanted to hug it, but it would just run away without leaving him a cat hair.
After a few months, Lianqiu got used to the life of being kept in captivity, and slowly began to have relatives.
It no longer fights with Rong Xia every day, nor runs wildly at night, and gets closer to Jiu Jiu.
The clumsy Samoyed actually has a bit of self-consciousness as an older brother, and will lie on the ground when the briquettes approach, and use his fluffy head as a pillow for him to rest on.
This afternoon, Rong Xia rested on the sofa.He held a cat teasing stick in his left hand to tease coal balls, and rubbed Jiujiu's ears with his right hand.
"You are so busy." Seeing that he was not lying comfortably, Kou Yajun walked over and sat down beside him, letting him pillow his knees.
Rong Xia snorted and kept moving his hands.
After a few seconds, he suddenly realized, "Hey! Oops!!"
He jumped up from Kou Yajun's knee, and said, "I'm just... a cat and a dog!"
"Yeah, I got it, I got it." Kou Yajun pressed him back on his lap, took the cat teasing stick and waved it twice, "Be honest, it's not enough for you to make a fuss."
Rong Xia cut out unconvinced.
The cute briquettes rolling over his belly and Jiujiu licking his fingers all the time made the joy of both cats and dogs more obvious.Rong Xia was so immersed in his own happiness that he didn't notice how familiar Kou Yajun's movements of touching his hair and back were.
Kou Yajun thought, his desire to have both cats and dogs, he realized it many years earlier than Rong Xia.
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