Serious Tang Monk and his Serious Goblin

With Xu Zhengyang's temper, it is impossible to bow his head to the old man, and he cherishes his face very tightly, and he will never say a word to his family when he encounters hardships or tiredness outside.

After buying a meal yesterday, he was really poor to the point of needing his pants, but he would not treat himself badly, and would seek refuge with his sister.

Xu Ying is an unmarriageist, with a strong temper and a strong personality, and has been independent since she was a child. In Xu Zhengyang's memory, his sister, when the old man swung a stick at him, she would always rush to protect him.

When the siblings were young, the old man was busy making money, so not only Xu Zhengyang didn't get close to him, but also Xu Ying. When Xu Zhengyang was punished, Xu Ying would not act like a baby and beg the old man not to hit him, but would silently block Xu Zhengyang with her body.

But later his sister rebelled, and when the old man wanted to beat him, his sister even coldly said to beat him. Fortunately, he had already dared to fight against Old Xu and run away.

Many of Xu Zhengyang's delicate young master's faults have been corrected in the army, but one thing is deep-rooted, that is, he is particular about eating poorly. Xu Ying sees his picky eyes that are almost flying to the sky, and Xu Zhengyang knows how much her eyes are without looking. dislike.

She finally couldn't help it and said: "Eat quickly, you are used to it, why are you still so hypocritical after seven or eight years of training in the army, let alone three meals a day, it would be nice to have a hot bento on time."

"That's because you're after low." Xu Zhengyang retorted.

"Then don't call me, your sister, every minute and every second I waste here with you is money."

Xu Zhengyang finally looked up at her, "Who will pay if you don't come."

Xu Ying: ...

Break up, my brother.

After filling his stomach, Xu Zhengyang instructed Xu Ying to take him home. He had already reached the point of saving gasoline. When getting off the car, Xu Ying reminded him of the takeaway box in the back seat, and complained that he ordered a lot if he couldn't finish it.

The wind was a bit strong, so Xu Zhengyang bent down and looked at her from the passenger window and said, "I'm too lazy to mention it, I want you to take it back by yourself."

Xu Ying scolded Xu Zhengyang as a stumbling block on her way to lose weight, but she didn't drag her feet, and took it away as soon as she said it. Her silhouette is very beautiful, and her shoulder-length hair is also very capable. Like her personality, Xu Zhengyang stuck his head in and said: "too ugly."

Xu Ying was confused, "What?"

Xu Zhengyang complained: "You are too ugly, the more you lose, the uglier you become, you are almost reduced to a mummy, don't lose it."

Xu Ying: ...

Xu Zhengyang slipped away before Xu Ying breathed out her fragrance.

Back home, Xu Zhengyang received a message from Xu Ying's WeChat transfer, but he didn't receive it. Although Xu Zhengyang was down and out, he wasn't that bad.

He was looking for Lao Huang, to find someone in the small town of his hometown.

Later, Lao Huang changed his career to New Oriental and studied for two years. He returned to the town and opened a restaurant. After the business closed in the evening, Lao Huang cooked some appetizers. The two closed the shop and sat on a bench to clink glasses.

After drinking until midnight, all the words of his heart were cut open. Xu Zhengyang smoked and blew out the fog. Looking at Lao Huang from the fog, no matter how he looked at it, he didn't like it. Xu Zhengyang's voice was a little hoarse, and he said sorry suddenly.

"Hey, what are you talking about." Lao Huang smiled optimistically, "If you say that, no one is responsible. I even had a fight with the stinky monkey. Everyone has their own destiny. Who is at fault? Who is wrong? All right."

Xu Zhengyang heard from Song Yuanyuan that the basketball team was on the verge of falling apart due to walking injuries. At that time, it was undoubtedly a good thing that a club wanted to sign Smelly Monkey. Everyone was happy for him and opened a box to celebrate for him. No one knew what happened, only that the stinky monkey pressed Lao Huang on the toilet corridor and beat him up.

……

It was raining when we returned to City C. Xu Zhengyang first went to the club to take a look. It was estimated that it would be fully renovated by the end of July. It would be a lie to say he was unhappy, but the happiness did not last long.

The old man couldn't sit still at first, and then started acting like a monster to arrange blind dates for him. Xu Zhengyang was very calm, it was just a matter of having an extra set of bowls and chopsticks for lunch or dinner, simple.

Xu Zhengyang began to have endless blind dates, but the old man often called and scolded him bloody.

Xu Zhengyang said: "I went on blind dates six times a week and didn't say I'm ashamed. You have nothing to be ashamed of... You are the one who does the business, and it's none of my business if the conversation breaks down... Hey, this blind date was arranged by you... I don't have the skills , I couldn’t find it... I hung up, and I’m in a hurry to go on a blind date.”

One day, during lunch time in the cafeteria, a female doctor in the research institute complained: "I don't think it's difficult to go on a blind date even if the calculation data is not difficult. Who can tell me how to go on a blind date? My family arranged a blind date on weekends. I'm afraid."

Gu Rongqi comforted the female colleague and said, "What are you afraid of? I have a buddy who goes on blind dates six days a week, and the old man at home arranges for him like a reminder."

The female colleague said: "That's scary, how is your buddy?"

Gu Rongqi was amused. After eating, he actually called someone to express condolences. Before the call was connected, Gu Rongqi took off the coat on the backrest, found Yu Sui, and shouted: "Yu Sui, Help me take the coat back first, and I'll make a call before I go back."

Xu Zhengyang heard Gu Rongqi calling Yu Sui on the other end, and had a conversation with Yu Sui, but it wasn't actually a conversation, so Yu Sui simply replied yes.

"Brother, are your kidneys okay?" Gu Rongqi's clear voice came from the microphone, and Xu Zhengyang smiled and said, "Don't owe me, what do you want from me?"

Gu Rongqi said: "You've met seventeen or eight people on a blind date, don't you like them?"

Gu Rongqi heard a horn sound, and then heard Xu Zhengyang softly reply him, "No."

Xu Zhengyang turned on his double flashing lights. It was raining today and he was stuck in traffic. The car slid slowly to the front only to find that most of the manhole cover on the outer road was upside down, and sewage from the sewer kept pouring out, flooding the road.

The cars on the outside road all merged to the middle road, but the merge was slow. Xu Zhengyang drove forward for a few meters without blocking the merge of the cars behind him.

Gu Rongqi heard the commotion over there, and asked, "Where are you going?"

Xu Zhengyang walked back with tools, and returned to him with a Bluetooth headset, "Go on a blind date." He said again: "Don't worry about eating carrots, I'm not a single dog."

Gu Rongqi laughed, "Single shit, I'm dating abroad."

Xu Zhengyang's hair and coat were quickly wet, he didn't act recklessly, he observed it first, and he didn't force him, he said, "It's okay, hang up."

Gu Rongqi hurriedly stopped the person, stopped teasing and said, "Ask for my colleague, she is going on a blind date this weekend, so I'm here to ask you, an experienced person, for some advice."

Xu Zhengyang laughed mockingly, mocking himself, with a few more blind dates, he would really be able to go to work. He said from the bottom of his heart: "You should eat, you should drink."

Gu Rongqi exclaimed, "It's gone?"

"Gone."

Xu Zhengyang didn't care about the expensive suit he was wearing. In less than 10 minutes, the manhole cover was put back in place, he packed his tools and drove away.

If I had to find out something wrong, it would be to give the blind date to the pigeon.

The next night, Xu Zhengyang was called by the old man to scold him again. Actually, he didn't deliberately avoid relationship problems. He has met so many blind dates these days. If there is one he likes, he is really willing to develop it.

But it doesn't seem to work. He either dislikes him for being too young and naive, or he thinks that he is too strong and has too many things to do.

Xu Zhengyang is also open-minded, he was so annoyed by the old man, so he called Gu Rongqi and asked Gu Rongqi to hang out at the bar at night, and find a daughter-in-law for the old man, no matter male or female, as long as he likes it, he will bring it to others to show off, so as to block him Q.

Men in their 30s don't want to be called and scolded every day, so save face.

Gu Rongqi's music was loud, and he yelled to Xu Zhengyang that he was in a certain club.

Gu Rongqi hung up the phone and continued to play cards. The three buddies at the same table asked him who was his girlfriend, because at a card table, there was at least a princess girl sitting next to the other three men playing cards, and only Gu Rongqi was empty. .

Gu Rongqi said with a cigarette in his mouth, "No."

One of the men tutted, "Say it earlier, brother Gu, I thought your girlfriend was so strict that she wouldn't dare to give you a girl. I blamed me for not being good enough to entertain you."

The man yelled at a group of girls in the box: "Come here, two girls, sit next to Brother Gu, did I call you here so that you can eat and drink in a daze?"

Gu Rongqi frowned, and refused: "Farewell, there will be someone sitting next to me later."

The private room was very large, more than 40 girls were playing with seven or eight men, this kind of scene had never been encountered before, Xu Zhengyang was not shocked after pushing the door into the private room, and walked in calmly.

He was dressed modestly, a black T-shirt and a pair of washed jeans, but he was tall and long-legged, coupled with years of training and exercise, his figure was strong and well-proportioned, and the black T-shirt was irresistible to the abstinence.

Not to mention that face, this figure has already seduced a lot of girls. Unexpectedly, it was Xu Zhengyang who came. Several men stood up and stopped playing cards. They shook hands with Xu Zhengyang. , "Hey, where is Brother Chen? Go and tell him that Brother Zheng is here."

"Damn it, you're so fucking good at doing things. Back then, Brother Zheng clearly refused to play homosexuality."

"That was at the beginning. How many years have passed, and I can't say what happened. You say it is, Brother Zheng."

Xu Zhengyang laughed mischievously, and let them enjoy their mouths indifferently.

Gu Rongqi just came back from outsourcing, and tonight it was amazing that he was able to ask Yu Sui out to play, but after he arrived, he played by himself and didn't pay attention to Yu Sui. He just stood up from the poker table and remembered this people.

When Xu Zhengyang saw Gu Rongqi come back, he thought he had gone to the toilet, and a group of people sat back at the card table in a row. Xu Zhengyang had a cigarette in his mouth, and he was rambunctious. He handled such an occasion with ease. .

Chen Yi touched Yu Sui's with his wine glass, and Yu Sui glanced at him coldly. The background music was a slow English love song. After they came out of the private room, they went to the Qing Bar on the first floor.

To be precise, it was Chen Yigen who came out, and when he took his seat, he first revealed that he was gay. If Yu Sui knew a little about entertainment news, he would know that the man sitting next to him was a popular actor in the entertainment industry.

The friend that Gu Rongqi brought today is quite suitable for Chen Yi, Chen Yi chuckled and said slowly: "I thought I made a wrong judgment."

What he said was nonsensical, Yu Sui didn't seem to hear it, and regarded him as air.

It's normal for a beauty to be indifferent, Chen Yi thought to himself: "There are so many beauties in the box, as long as it's a man, no matter how pretending it is, it's impossible for him to have no lust in his eyes, but you are different, you look at them the way I look at them The look in the eyes is the same, I am gay, and you..."

Chen Yi lowered his voice, turned his head to look at Yu Sui and said, "You didn't refuse when I sat down, but you were so indifferent, and I felt that you were not gay, but a monk with a pure heart and asceticism."

He dragged out the ending, there were few people in the bar, and he could easily create an ambiguous atmosphere in the dark and unclear environment. This man is a veteran in love, and he really knows how to flirt. His deep and slow voice is very bewitching.

Yu Sui was a monk, and he looked at him with cool and calm eyes.

Chen Yi secretly sighed in his heart that beauty is difficult to seduce, he was a little more serious, took a sip of wine to suppress the waves in his heart, and sauntered.

"You're gay." Chen Yi used an affirmative tone at the moment. Just now Gu Rongqi came out to look for them and said a few words, and Xu Zhengyang was mentioned in the words. As for why he judged Yu Sui to be gay, experience like this is wonderful. Unspeakable.

If you are seen through, you can see through it, Yu Sui doesn't care, on the contrary, if Chen Yi is not gay, he would not be able to sit here with him for a long time, Xu Zhengyang suddenly had frequent blind dates, Yu Sui would inevitably wonder if he was disgusted by him, and even though he lived for 30 years For years, he has never been emotionally deficient, and he can't figure it out, so he can only ask others for advice.

For example, Chen Yi.

Chen Yi was really good at guessing people's hearts, and said, "Don't even think about Xu Zhengyang, I've chased him before, and it's very hard to chase."

Yu Sui was a little dazed, thought for a while and asked, "Does he hate gays?"

Chen Yi suddenly laughed, he didn't expect that he had to rely on Xu Zhengyang to get close to the beauty, but it didn't matter, Chen Yi said honestly: "That's not true, he has seen a lot, homosexuality is nothing in this kind of circle."

Chen Yi persuaded him, "Xu Zhengyang is not as good as my brother, and my brother is no worse than Xu Zhengyang, why don't you try?"

……

After playing a few rounds of cards, the people who were waiting to watch the play couldn't wait for Chen Yi to come, and asked why the person hadn't come yet. Gu Rongqi sat next to Xu Zhengyang to watch him play cards, and he didn't know how many people made such a fuss just now Cha, said casually: "It's down there, drinking with my friends."

No wonder, someone called Xu Zhengyang, "Brother Zheng, Brother Chen may have been seduced by a male vixen, why don't you go and see? The friend Gu Rongqi brought tonight is handsome."

Xu Zhengyang snorted, and Gu Rongqi scolded: "Who the hell is a vixen who can't speak human words, he is a serious professor."

Xu Zhengyang tilted his head to look at Gu Rongqi, Gu Rongqi slammed into his shoulder and said, "Yu Sui." He looked at Xu Zhengyang with an unbelievable look.

It was a bit surprised, the two hadn't seen each other for a long time, and they played a few rounds of poker. Xu Zhengyang lost his patience and didn't want to play any more. They were very happy and wished that he would stop sooner. Xu Zhengyang is really ruthless. If you win, you don't spare any sympathy.