Fall in love on the scumbag variety show
Chapter 10
The guests went to the practice room on the second floor to rehearse the sitcom, pushed open the door, and the corners of the practice room were covered with cameras.
Shen Sihou leaned against the window with his legs crossed, holding his mobile phone and replying the message with a serious expression, while Wang Ye and other guests sat around the floor in front of the mirror and chatted.
Ye Jin complained: "What are sitcoms? I don't usually watch them, so I don't understand them at all."
Si Shaozong asked: "Why does the president's secretary feel like a romance novel? What are a group of elders doing?"
Ye Jin joked: "You are so innocent, I thought it was a fucking movie."
"What little movie only has men and no women?"
"GV!"
"Fuck you!"
"Hahaha!"
Jin Hang said: "Isn't there still Brother Ye? If we are filming sitcoms, of course we should let people with filming experience come, and they can also take us to enjoy the drama."
"Really, Brother Ye?"
Shen Sihou looked at Wang Ye, and he nodded, "I do have experience, so you will listen to me?"
Jin Hang raised his hand, "I have no objection."
Si Shaozong and Ye Jin did not speak, nor did they object.
Wang Ye raised his head to meet Shen Sihou's gaze, and Shen Sihou responded, "Listen to you."
"That's good." Wang Ye arranged, "Then let's confirm everyone's character card first?"
He held up his character card, "I'm an intern!"
Shen Sihou looked at him with a smile. He just used his privileges when he became the master?
Jin Hang unfolded his character card, "I am the president, and I have an ambiguous relationship with an intern."
"What?!" Wang Ye's jaw almost fell to the floor.
Ye Jin said, "I'm brother son, the president's ex-boyfriend."
Jin Hang gave him a strange look, and Ye Jin shrugged indifferently.
Si Shaozong said, "I'm also an intern."
Shen Sihou couldn't help but look at him, which is interesting.
"What about you?" Wang Ye asked expectantly. Shen Sihou took out his character card and handed it to him. Wang Ye opened it impatiently, "President's secretary?"
Shen Sihou nodded.
Wang Ye didn't miss Shen Sihou's target person, the intern!Is it himself or Si Shaozong?He stared at Shen Sihou in astonishment.
Shen Sihou thought Wang Ye was too interesting, so he got down to business: "According to the rules, after the performance, the audience will vote for a scumbag to deduct points from his group. Shouldn't we first guess who the audience will choose?"
Wang Ye thought for a while, "I haven't performed yet, how can I guess who the audience will choose?" He turned his head to look at the other guests, "Can you guess?"
"Uh……"
Ye Jin and Si Shaozong looked at him together, Jin Hang couldn't bear to look directly and said, "Brother Ye...you..."
Shen Sihou shook his head helplessly, Wang Ye was confused, "What's wrong?"
Jin Hang explained: "I think if this episode is broadcast, there will be a line of crows flying over everyone's heads now..."
Ye Jin compared a crow with his hands, Jin Hang said: "Brother Ye, you can't be so naive, what he said is..."
Shen Sihou interrupted lightly: "I have no objection to what Jin Hang said."
"What?" Wang Ye and Jin Hang spoke at the same time.
Jin Hang anxiously added: "I didn't mean that, Brother Ye, I didn't mean you were..."
Wang Ye ignored him, and asked Shen Sihou instead: "Choose me? Why are you so sure that the audience will choose me as the most scumbag male guest?"
Shen Sihou walked over and touched his head, and said softly: "Because after the filming of the show, there was a lot of controversy, mixed reviews, and even some viewers jointly signed a boycott. With your popularity and past scandals, no matter where you are How the performance of the first episode will become the target of the audience to vent their anger."
Wang Ye was stunned.
Jin Hang stared at Shen Sihou, thinking that he was the one implying that the audience would choose Wang Ye, but he pushed it on his own head, "Brother Ye, I think there are a lot of black fans who are hotly searching for you now, and there must be a lot of them by then." I chose you, I didn't say anything else, Shen Sihou said it all himself!"
Shen Sihou looked indifferent, Wang Ye was speechless, "He is right."
Ye Jin followed their words and speculated, "Doesn't that mean we will definitely lose this round?"
"He has so many black fans, everyone will choose Wang Ye, doesn't his group know?"
Si Shaozong exploded impatiently: "Damn, what else is there to do? Do you think it's necessary to continue playing?"
"Let's smash it!"
Shen Sihou took out the script, "Of course, we can try to make his character lovable, or arouse the audience's desire for protection."
Ye Jin said: "Why are you all scumbags? Who doesn't know what he looks like?"
Jin Hang glanced at Wang Ye, and whispered, "Don't speak so harshly?"
"I'm so ugly when I speak."
Wang Ye said nothing, as if he was holding everyone back.
Shen Sihou frowned, "If you really want to win, I said this in the hope of protecting your teammates from being chosen by the audience, or you can give up."
The other guests looked at Shen Sihou's cold eyes and did not continue to argue.
Shen Sihou put everyone's cards and the script together, "President, son-in-law, secretary, intern and intern, each of us has a relationship chain in the script, and we have to show the methods of the scumbag, but the script It can be changed." He handed the character card and script to Wang Ye, "I have great confidence in you."
Wang Ye tightened his hand to catch the script.
Shen Sihou said lightly, "I will follow your arrangement next."
Since someone set an example, the other guests did not refute, and began to listen to Wang Ye's familiar script and lines.
Shen Sihou was sitting on the sofa chair next to him, and Wang Ye walked over with the sponsor's drink and handed it to him, "Thank you."
Shen Sihou took it over, "This time you are considered sincere and did not reject my proposal."
Wang Ye pursed his lips. Shen Sihou proposed to solve the scandal yesterday with good intentions, but he refused.
Shen Sihou took a sip of the fruit juice, looked at Wang Ye indifferently, "Can't you accept help from others?"
"Even if others show concern for you, you will still try your best to repay the favor? Yesterday you didn't want to refuse, but you couldn't understand why I helped you, right? So you said that I need to use you If you pour cold water like this?"
Wang Ye didn't say a word, Shen Sihou squinted his eyes, his eyes fell on his hand, Wang Ye nervously squeezed the garnet bracelet on his wrist, Shen Sihou felt strange, such a self-protection and self-comfort action , Was he really hurt?
"I finished reading the lines, how about you?"
Jin Hang yelled loudly, and Ye Jin immediately said: "I've finished watching too!"
Shen Sihou stared at Wang Ye and slipped back as if taking the opportunity to escape, "Then you two will act it out first and I'll see."
Jin Hang made an OK gesture and immediately entered the role, "We have already broken up, so don't come to the company to look for me again."
Ye Jin asked back: "We have been together for so many years, you just broke up when you said you broke up?"
Jin Hang sighed, "I admit that I really liked you at the beginning, but now I have no feelings for you."
"If I say I still like you, are you not going to take responsibility?"
Jin Hang became more and more impatient, "Then I'm really sorry, take care of your own feelings, let's get together and get together in a decent way, can you stop pestering me?"
Ye Jin sneered, grabbed Jin Hang's collar and dragged him in front of him, "I'm pestering you? Please figure it out, I thought you were serious before I played with you, otherwise you'd piss on yourself With your appearance, I will fall in love with you just because of your appearance?"
"Which one of the clothes you are wearing is not bought for you by me, can you afford to start a company without my support? Now my family has an accident, you say you don't feel like breaking up, I'm better than you at raising a dog Thank you!"
Jin Hang laughed back angrily: "Finally told the truth? Aren't you just like me helping you make holes? Why do you subsidize me? Don't you think I am obedient and can clean up those messes for you? I have worn it on my head for so many years How many green hats!"
Ye Jin scolded angrily: "You fucking pour dirty water on me!"
Seeing that the two of them were about to fight, Shen Sihou walked over, slightly tilted his head and looked at Wang Ye who was stiff beside him.
Pat--the script in Wang Ye's hand fell to the ground.
Shen Sihou picked it up and looked through it carefully, seriously thinking that if all the scenes are like this, then he should consider hiring a professional screenwriting teacher to guide him.
This is too bloody...
Shen Sihou leaned against the window with his legs crossed, holding his mobile phone and replying the message with a serious expression, while Wang Ye and other guests sat around the floor in front of the mirror and chatted.
Ye Jin complained: "What are sitcoms? I don't usually watch them, so I don't understand them at all."
Si Shaozong asked: "Why does the president's secretary feel like a romance novel? What are a group of elders doing?"
Ye Jin joked: "You are so innocent, I thought it was a fucking movie."
"What little movie only has men and no women?"
"GV!"
"Fuck you!"
"Hahaha!"
Jin Hang said: "Isn't there still Brother Ye? If we are filming sitcoms, of course we should let people with filming experience come, and they can also take us to enjoy the drama."
"Really, Brother Ye?"
Shen Sihou looked at Wang Ye, and he nodded, "I do have experience, so you will listen to me?"
Jin Hang raised his hand, "I have no objection."
Si Shaozong and Ye Jin did not speak, nor did they object.
Wang Ye raised his head to meet Shen Sihou's gaze, and Shen Sihou responded, "Listen to you."
"That's good." Wang Ye arranged, "Then let's confirm everyone's character card first?"
He held up his character card, "I'm an intern!"
Shen Sihou looked at him with a smile. He just used his privileges when he became the master?
Jin Hang unfolded his character card, "I am the president, and I have an ambiguous relationship with an intern."
"What?!" Wang Ye's jaw almost fell to the floor.
Ye Jin said, "I'm brother son, the president's ex-boyfriend."
Jin Hang gave him a strange look, and Ye Jin shrugged indifferently.
Si Shaozong said, "I'm also an intern."
Shen Sihou couldn't help but look at him, which is interesting.
"What about you?" Wang Ye asked expectantly. Shen Sihou took out his character card and handed it to him. Wang Ye opened it impatiently, "President's secretary?"
Shen Sihou nodded.
Wang Ye didn't miss Shen Sihou's target person, the intern!Is it himself or Si Shaozong?He stared at Shen Sihou in astonishment.
Shen Sihou thought Wang Ye was too interesting, so he got down to business: "According to the rules, after the performance, the audience will vote for a scumbag to deduct points from his group. Shouldn't we first guess who the audience will choose?"
Wang Ye thought for a while, "I haven't performed yet, how can I guess who the audience will choose?" He turned his head to look at the other guests, "Can you guess?"
"Uh……"
Ye Jin and Si Shaozong looked at him together, Jin Hang couldn't bear to look directly and said, "Brother Ye...you..."
Shen Sihou shook his head helplessly, Wang Ye was confused, "What's wrong?"
Jin Hang explained: "I think if this episode is broadcast, there will be a line of crows flying over everyone's heads now..."
Ye Jin compared a crow with his hands, Jin Hang said: "Brother Ye, you can't be so naive, what he said is..."
Shen Sihou interrupted lightly: "I have no objection to what Jin Hang said."
"What?" Wang Ye and Jin Hang spoke at the same time.
Jin Hang anxiously added: "I didn't mean that, Brother Ye, I didn't mean you were..."
Wang Ye ignored him, and asked Shen Sihou instead: "Choose me? Why are you so sure that the audience will choose me as the most scumbag male guest?"
Shen Sihou walked over and touched his head, and said softly: "Because after the filming of the show, there was a lot of controversy, mixed reviews, and even some viewers jointly signed a boycott. With your popularity and past scandals, no matter where you are How the performance of the first episode will become the target of the audience to vent their anger."
Wang Ye was stunned.
Jin Hang stared at Shen Sihou, thinking that he was the one implying that the audience would choose Wang Ye, but he pushed it on his own head, "Brother Ye, I think there are a lot of black fans who are hotly searching for you now, and there must be a lot of them by then." I chose you, I didn't say anything else, Shen Sihou said it all himself!"
Shen Sihou looked indifferent, Wang Ye was speechless, "He is right."
Ye Jin followed their words and speculated, "Doesn't that mean we will definitely lose this round?"
"He has so many black fans, everyone will choose Wang Ye, doesn't his group know?"
Si Shaozong exploded impatiently: "Damn, what else is there to do? Do you think it's necessary to continue playing?"
"Let's smash it!"
Shen Sihou took out the script, "Of course, we can try to make his character lovable, or arouse the audience's desire for protection."
Ye Jin said: "Why are you all scumbags? Who doesn't know what he looks like?"
Jin Hang glanced at Wang Ye, and whispered, "Don't speak so harshly?"
"I'm so ugly when I speak."
Wang Ye said nothing, as if he was holding everyone back.
Shen Sihou frowned, "If you really want to win, I said this in the hope of protecting your teammates from being chosen by the audience, or you can give up."
The other guests looked at Shen Sihou's cold eyes and did not continue to argue.
Shen Sihou put everyone's cards and the script together, "President, son-in-law, secretary, intern and intern, each of us has a relationship chain in the script, and we have to show the methods of the scumbag, but the script It can be changed." He handed the character card and script to Wang Ye, "I have great confidence in you."
Wang Ye tightened his hand to catch the script.
Shen Sihou said lightly, "I will follow your arrangement next."
Since someone set an example, the other guests did not refute, and began to listen to Wang Ye's familiar script and lines.
Shen Sihou was sitting on the sofa chair next to him, and Wang Ye walked over with the sponsor's drink and handed it to him, "Thank you."
Shen Sihou took it over, "This time you are considered sincere and did not reject my proposal."
Wang Ye pursed his lips. Shen Sihou proposed to solve the scandal yesterday with good intentions, but he refused.
Shen Sihou took a sip of the fruit juice, looked at Wang Ye indifferently, "Can't you accept help from others?"
"Even if others show concern for you, you will still try your best to repay the favor? Yesterday you didn't want to refuse, but you couldn't understand why I helped you, right? So you said that I need to use you If you pour cold water like this?"
Wang Ye didn't say a word, Shen Sihou squinted his eyes, his eyes fell on his hand, Wang Ye nervously squeezed the garnet bracelet on his wrist, Shen Sihou felt strange, such a self-protection and self-comfort action , Was he really hurt?
"I finished reading the lines, how about you?"
Jin Hang yelled loudly, and Ye Jin immediately said: "I've finished watching too!"
Shen Sihou stared at Wang Ye and slipped back as if taking the opportunity to escape, "Then you two will act it out first and I'll see."
Jin Hang made an OK gesture and immediately entered the role, "We have already broken up, so don't come to the company to look for me again."
Ye Jin asked back: "We have been together for so many years, you just broke up when you said you broke up?"
Jin Hang sighed, "I admit that I really liked you at the beginning, but now I have no feelings for you."
"If I say I still like you, are you not going to take responsibility?"
Jin Hang became more and more impatient, "Then I'm really sorry, take care of your own feelings, let's get together and get together in a decent way, can you stop pestering me?"
Ye Jin sneered, grabbed Jin Hang's collar and dragged him in front of him, "I'm pestering you? Please figure it out, I thought you were serious before I played with you, otherwise you'd piss on yourself With your appearance, I will fall in love with you just because of your appearance?"
"Which one of the clothes you are wearing is not bought for you by me, can you afford to start a company without my support? Now my family has an accident, you say you don't feel like breaking up, I'm better than you at raising a dog Thank you!"
Jin Hang laughed back angrily: "Finally told the truth? Aren't you just like me helping you make holes? Why do you subsidize me? Don't you think I am obedient and can clean up those messes for you? I have worn it on my head for so many years How many green hats!"
Ye Jin scolded angrily: "You fucking pour dirty water on me!"
Seeing that the two of them were about to fight, Shen Sihou walked over, slightly tilted his head and looked at Wang Ye who was stiff beside him.
Pat--the script in Wang Ye's hand fell to the ground.
Shen Sihou picked it up and looked through it carefully, seriously thinking that if all the scenes are like this, then he should consider hiring a professional screenwriting teacher to guide him.
This is too bloody...
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