Fall in love on the scumbag variety show

In a variety show studio, a row of cameras in a European-style villa was aimed at the young man who walked into the study. He had short dark brown hair, and his deep eyebrows gave him an indescribably sharp feeling.

The director's monitor was flashing red, and he raised his head and asked him, "The last celebrity guest has arrived, Mr. Shen, do you want to come and take a look?"

"Okay." Shen Sihou said warmly, standing behind the desk with a slender figure, staring at the monitor intently.

The actor stood in the living room and greeted relaxedly, "Hi, everyone is here."

The other guests immediately became enthusiastic when they saw the movie star, "Wang Ye (ye)!"

"Wang Ye! I've seen your play! Sure enough, you are more handsome in real life than on TV!"

Wang Ye showed a smile that could accommodate men, women and children, with the air of a big star.

Shen Sihou sized up the finale star. He was about 1.8 meters tall, had a superior appearance, and a pair of romantic eyes against the lazy hairstyle.He looked at the notes on his desk. Wang Ye, the "seed player" among the scum male stars voted by netizens, has won the best actor and played a supporting role, and was frequently scolded because of personal relationship problems.

He nodded, and the director said into the walkie-talkie in his hand: "Ready to record, count down to ten or nine..."

Shen Sihou picked up his notebook and walked out of the study room. Standing beside the escalator on the second floor, he could see the guests surrounded by the star and greet each other at a glance. He walked down the stairs calmly and went straight to the classic Sit down on a set of sofas by the piano.

Then the director's voice came: "The recording has started, all guests are invited to choose your seats."

The other guests took their seats after hearing the director's instructions, and when the people in front of the big star dispersed, he found that there was only one vacant seat left for the guest, so Wang Ye walked up to the man and asked politely, "Excuse me, is there anyone here? "

Shen Sihou was sketching the outline of a portrait with a signature pen, and raised his eyes to look at him, "No."

The gentle voice attracted the attention of the guests present, and the man's elegant and handsome appearance was not inferior to the actor in front of him at all.

Wang Ye took the initiative to reach out his hand: "Hello, Wang Ye."

Shen Sihou closed the notebook in his hand, and shook his palm back, "Shen Sihou."

The director's voice came again through the surround sound: "Welcome everyone to participate in the recording of "Scum Boy Self-Saving Plan". This program is a variety show that deeply exposes the traps of love. male."

"The male guests present all have a very rich love experience, and without exception, they were all convicted of being scumbags. After learning from the painful experience and reforming themselves, they are willing to expose to the audience the various psychology, means and methods of scumbags. scam, for a chance at redemption."

Hearing that all the guests present were scumbags, there was a murmur of sighs in the living room, Shen Sihou's eyes happened to meet Wang Ye's probing eyes, and the corners of his lips were bent back into a gentlemanly smile.

Wang Ye turned his head silently, whispering to another guest with red hair.

Shen Sihou slightly raised his eyebrows, did he misunderstand something?

"The following are the rules of the game for this show: During the filming of the show, the male guests will accompany them in groups and complete the test questions arranged by the show group. The audience will observe, analyze, and judge the various behaviors of scumbags."

"Divide the groups according to the seat the guests choose to sit in. Next, invite the guests whose names are read to the studio on the basement floor for individual interviews: Zhu Huai, Sun Chengchen, Qiao Zihan, Dong Luo, and time."

The male guests got up and left one by one.

The TV screen in the living room lit up, and in the picture a male guest in a doll costume was sitting on a high stool. He was dressed as a green avocado, and his voice was processed by a voice changer.

Director: "Let's get started."

The green avocado waved to the camera, "Hello, everyone."

Director: "Please tell us about your love experience."

Avocado moved her clumsy body uncomfortably, and spread her hands, "I have 79 exes, and each relationship lasted no more than three months. I am still single and looking for more challenging goals."

Director: "How do you remember the numbers so clearly?"

Avocado smiled and said, "I have a diary that records every goal I have achieved. I even come up with a book in the future. Emotional reading should be very popular?"

Director: "Can you tell me what the diary is about?"

Avocado said: "I will rate them, who has a better temper, is easier to use, or who has better skills... Cough cough, don't get it wrong, I'm talking about kissing skills."

Shen Sihou looked away from the screen, looked down at his notes, and Wang Ye, who was sitting beside Shen Sihou, twitched his mouth and couldn't help complaining: "There is no lower limit."

He turned his head and saw the notebook in Shen Sihou's hand. On that page was an analysis of the guest's personality: low-level scumbags, relying on their handsome appearance to attract simple boys and girls who are not experienced in the world, and using the relationship between men and women as a way to show off, Emotional intelligence is worrying.

"You understand it very well?" Wang Ye found it interesting and patted his arm, "Can I have a look?"

Shen Sihou narrowed his eyes and stared at his palm, and said lightly: "What if I say I can't?"

Wang Ye was dumbfounded, "Uh..."

He thought that would be fine.

Shen Sihou smiled faintly, and handed him the notebook, "Just kidding."

"Thank you." Wang Ye said cheerfully, flipping through the notebook briefly, and found that the information of every guest was recorded in his notes, including age, height, appearance and personality...

"You..." Wang Ye paused, and said suspiciously, "You won't write a diary like the avocado just now, will you?"

Shen Sihou asked back: "Do I look like that kind of person?"

Wang Ye narrowed his eyes, and tentatively said a wisecrack: "Everything has to be questioned."

Shen Sihou said calmly, "What about you?"

Faced with the two probing each other, Wang Ye was speechless again, "Uh..."

The photographer captured the interaction between the two. Wang Ye's serious look was inexplicably innocent. The camera was aimed at the scumbag slogan decorated on the coffee table, which was obviously in contrast to the guests.

During the interview, the director continued to ask Avocado: "Please choose the male guest you think is the worst among the guests."

Shea Butter said without thinking, "Wang Ye."

"What?" Wang Ye, who was sitting in front of the TV screen, let out a ghostly cry, and everyone laughed.

Shen Sihou looked at him with a smile as if you were watching what I said.

The sound of the broadcast interrupted the interaction between the two: "Please invite Shen Sihou, Ye Jin, Si Shaozong, Jin Hang, and Wang Ye to the studio on the basement floor for personal interviews."

Wang Ye got up, returned the notes to Shen Sihou, suddenly thought of something and said, "By the way, have you seen the producer of the program?"

Shen Sihou sat on the sofa with his legs crossed, with a surprised look on his face: "What do you want him for?"

Wang Ye shrugged indifferently: "I haven't seen each other because of work problems, so I want to say hello."

Shen Sihou knew it from the bottom of his heart, and smiled at him apologetically, "I haven't seen it either."