The prime minister who wears books is so charming

At this moment, the Jiang Yi in front of him coincided with the child in his memory, causing a storm in Lu Yuanzhi's heart. He is not a tyrant, he is Xiao Yi. If I want to change him, his ending should not be tragic.

Seeing him stunned and silent, Jiang Yi called out: "Prime Minister."

Lu Yuanzhi came back to his senses, and started talking softly: "The little mermaid replaced her fish tail with her legs, every step she took would hurt a lot, as if stepping on the edge of a knife, but when she thought of the prince, she felt that the pain was not very painful. It's unbearable..."

"In the end, they lived happily together."

After Lu Yuanzhi finished speaking, he yawned lightly, looked down at the person beside the pillow with closed eyes, and showed a loving smile. He changed the ending of the fairy tale selfishly. After all, he had been waiting for this story for more than ten years. Tragedy, it hurts too much.

"That's great." Jiang Yi opened his eyes again, "Change, continue."

What?Lu Yuanzhi's original love for him is gone, this child, he is also very tired at night, okay!

[I noticed that the protagonist's blackening value has fluctuated too much, please control it as soon as possible. 】

The system sound was the same as usual, and it rang without any precaution, which made Lu Yuanzhi tremble all over in fright.

"Okay, I'll tell." After a long time, Lu Yuanzhi heard himself gnashing his teeth, and sure enough, he finally chose to compromise.

Like to hear stories?Tell a ghost story to scare you son of a bitch.

As the sky was getting brighter, Lu Yuanzhi's voice was hoarse and he couldn't make a sound. Only then did he realize that he was leaning on the carved bed pillow and telling anecdotes all night. Now he only feels uncomfortable, and his legs are even numb. .

He sat up and stretched, turned his head to meet Jiang Yi's open eyes, thinking that he should be kinder to himself for the sake of telling the story with all his heart after what happened last night!Then he waved his hand and said hello: "Morning."

Compared with last night, Jiang Yi seemed to be a different person, his face was expressionless, he ignored Lu Yuanzhi, but sat up indifferently, and shouted: "Take him back to the prison."

The door opened, and two guards walked in quickly. Lu Yuan recognized at a glance that they were the two who carried him yesterday. The heartless and ungrateful bastard on the eye bed turned around slowly: "I'm not feeling well, don't bother you two, just go by yourself."

After that, Lu Yuanzhi supported his waist and limped out of the palace gate, cursing Jiang Yi who had crossed the river and demolished the bridge, so that he didn't notice the surprised expressions of the people outside the palace gate after seeing his walking posture.

Back in the prison, Lu Yuanzhi was obviously more proficient than yesterday. He walked straight to his cell, saw the cell door was locked, and yawned sleepily.

"Brother, you are all right!" The little brother in the cell next door held a pancake for breakfast in his hand, and looked at Lu Yuanzhi across the gap, with a surprised expression on his face.

He must have been taken away last night, he thought he would finish the game.Lu Yuanzhi chuckled, it's rare that someone worried about his safety when he first arrived.

"Fortune and destiny."

Lu Yuanzhi explained vaguely, that I can't say that I told that shitty emperor of your family a story all night, and in the end, that damn thing didn't even give him water to drink.

Adhering to the fine tradition of helping each other, the inmate generously broke off the biscuit in his hand and handed it over. Lu Yuanzhi took the biscuit, and his gaze stayed on the inmate's gray-black hands for a moment, but he couldn't refuse, so he Said: "Thank you, but I'm not hungry for the time being, so I'd better save such a precious thing and eat it later."

As he spoke, he stuffed the cake into the cloth pocket on the inside of the skirt.

"What kind of torture did Xiongtai suffer last night? Unexpectedly, he looks so exhausted, his voice is so hoarse, and his clothes are... disheveled."

Lu Yuanzhi glanced at himself still wearing the loose white shirt from last night, closed his skirt in embarrassment, raised his hand to touch the tip of his nose in embarrassment, and said shyly, "Hey, don't say anything, it's hard to say."

"Oh."

Very sleepy, Lu Yuanzhi only felt that his eyelids were extremely heavy, he closed his eyes slowly, and soon lost consciousness leaning against the wooden railing.

I don't know how long he slept until a loud noise woke Lu Yuanzhi from his sleep.

He rubbed his sleepy eyes, followed the prestige, and saw a man in the opposite cell. He was wearing a court uniform that was too late to take off. At the moment, he was dragging the jailer and yelling at him.

"Ah Fu, this man is so imposing, who is it?"

[Uh, respected player, you don't recognize him anymore?He is General Shen Wei, who used to peek at you washing...]

"Stop, I got it." Lu Yuanzhi interrupted the system in a panic, looked at the opposite side in shame and angrily, and scrutinized this person carefully.

Shen Wei's appearance is a little more mature than before. Lu Yuanzhi still remembers that he was only in his early twenties in the past, and he was in his youth. It is not uncommon to be beaten to death in the street.

"He's still alive!" Accidentally said what was in his heart, and Lu Yuanzhi heyed twice in embarrassment.

[Yes, still alive. 】Ah Fu actually answered Lu Yuanzhi seriously.

Lu Yuanzhi glanced sideways, and saw that the guard finally escaped from Shen Wei's hands, rattled and locked the prison door's iron chain, and fled in embarrassment while clutching his nose that was bleeding from the beating just now, the guard inside was still cursing and "consoling" him Eighteen generations of ancestors.

"Hozen, don't run away. When I go out, I will gouge your little man's eyes, bah... Lu Yuanzhi?" Shen Wei moved his eyes to Lu Yuanzhi, frowned, and even his voice changed. , "You are Lu Yuanzhi!"

"No, your Excellency may have admitted the wrong person." Lu Yuanzhi waved his hand, pondering for a while, if he said it directly, he must ask himself where he has been all these years, and why his appearance has not changed. Deny, save trouble.

"Ah? What's your name?"

His eyes were scorching, and his eyes were full of doubts, staring at Lu Yuan felt guilty for a while, so he blurted out: "Ah Fu, my name is Ah Fu."

[Reminder, dear user, please respect the name rights of the system. 】Alfred Benfu spoke displeasedly.

"Ah Fu?" Shen Wei continued to stare at him, and suddenly sneered: "That's right, if that guy is alive, he should be in his thirties, how can he be so immature, it's strange to say, you are exactly the same as my old friend."

"Old man?"

Lu Yuanzhi was a little surprised when he heard him call himself an old friend.

At that time, I and Shen Wei were incompatible, probably due to the innate cat and dog attributes of civil servants and generals. I despised him as a reckless man, and he despised himself as a weak and sour literati.He had quarreled at court and quarreled at court, and was a notorious rival. Today, he actually called himself an old friend, which was really unexpected.

"Huh, half an old man, he is still a short-lived ghost who has done many evil things, and he is probably frying in the frying pan of the [-]th floor of hell right now!"

Shen Wei clenched his fist, gritted his teeth and continued.

These words successfully annihilated Lu Yuanzhi's originally moved emotions, hey, I knew that dogs couldn't spit ivory out of their mouths.

"Then dare to ask the general, why are you locked in? Could it be that you miss the old man and plan to go down with him and be fried in the oil pan in the underworld together, so that the outside is scorched and the inside is tender?"

Before Lu Yuanzhi finished speaking, he received Shen Wei's eye knife again. He grabbed the wooden railing with both hands and shook it vigorously, shouting: "Lu Yuanzhi! You are Lu Yuanzhi!"

"I'm not, I'm really not." Lu Yuanzhi continued to deny.

"Take off your pants and let me see your ass."

Shen Wei's words were astonishing, and Lu Yuanzhi was dumbfounded for a while, suspecting that he had heard it wrong, after a long time, he asked uncertainly: "You...what did you just say?"

"I want to see your ass... buttocks." Shen Wei said word by word: "Listen clearly this time!"

[The author has something to say]: Thank you [Lu Ling] for the ancient starfish presented by the cutie

Thank you [Mysterious Locomotive] for the trilobites presented by the cutie

Thank you [Dai Ri] for the red envelope sent by my baby

Thank you [Lu Ling] for the red envelope~

PS: It is said that at 520 today, the widowed and lonely elderly will take a step first~