Scholar vs Colonel

Wang Chong hooked Li Xu's shoulders, and said seriously, "Don't talk about this!"

Li Xu looked at the strange face in front of him, and couldn't laugh or cry: "Boss, even if I tell it, someone must believe it! This is too mysterious!"

"Hey, who says it's not." Wang Chong looked melancholy, reached into his trouser pocket, found a bunch of keys, clicked his tongue, and touched Li Xu's arm with his elbow, "Do you have cigarettes, come here one."

Li Xu took out a cigarette case from his trouser pocket, took out one and handed it over, and was about to help light it, when the cigarette that was originally in Wang Chong's mouth fell into Xiao Mo's hand in the blink of an eye, "I don't smoke. "After speaking, he returned the cigarette to Li Xu.

"Fucking didn't ask you to vape!" Wang Chong turned his head to look at Xiao Mo's face in anger. It took him half a beat to realize the meaning of the words, and he cursed depressedly, "Fuck!" Thinking about it, I still feel uncomfortable , snatched the cigarette from Li Xu's hand again, raised his hand and was about to stuff it into Xiao Mo's mouth, and said half jokingly and half seriously: "Then you smoke it for me, is that okay?"

"Boring." Xiao Mo slapped Wang Chong's hand holding the cigarette away, and looked at the time, "Let's go, go back to school."

Wang Chong gave a resentful "cut", threw the cigarette back to Li Xu, put his hands in his trouser pockets, and walked out behind Xiao Mo absent-mindedly, "Should we still ride a bicycle?"

Xiao Mo: "Yes."

Li Xu, who was still standing there, looked at the backs of the two leaving in surprise, and muttered to himself: These two people won't lie to me, will they?Is today April Fool's Day?Since when did the boss listen to others like this?After thinking about it for a long time, I couldn't figure out why, so I shook my head and gave up decisively.Li Xu rubbed his chin, and began to mutter Xiao Mo's name again, why is this name so familiar?Where do you seem to see it often?Li Xu took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Xiao Cui, the know-it-all in the class.

Li Xu: Do you know Xiao Mo?

Know everything: Brother Xu, you don't even know Xiao Mo? !That is the god of learning who has dominated the grade for many years! !Why did you suddenly ask him?

Li Xu: It’s okay, just ask.

Know-it-all: There must be something inside, let me dig it out.

Li Xu directly ignored his message, locked his phone, mourned for the future of the boss for three seconds, walked in the opposite direction, and when he passed a side road, a hand suddenly appeared behind him, and Li Xu disappeared in the blink of an eye. in place.

On the other side, Wang Chong and Xiao Mo walked into the school side by side. Fortunately, it was class time, and they only met a few teachers they didn't know along the way. In the past, he must have turned a blind eye to it, but now he can only look at him. The proud head was lowered gracefully, which frightened the oncoming teacher.

Wang Chong clenched his hand in his trouser pocket into a fist and made a cracking sound. Before he could make a move, his head was forcibly pressed down by Xiao Mo's extended hand, forcing him to say hello several times.After the teacher left, Wang Chong grabbed Xiao Mo's arm, dragged him into the toilet next to him, pressed him against the wall, raised his fist and was about to beat him up, when the ear-piercing bell for the end of class suddenly rang. It is the sound of countless footsteps and voices.Wang Chong could only give up for the time being, it was still early, the two quickly added WeChat, and then went back to the dormitory respectively.

The school's dormitory is shared by four people. Xiao Mo returned to his dormitory, and before the other three returned to the dormitory, he quickly found clean clothes and changed into them. He was about the same size as Wang Chong, and the clothes fit him well. .He walked into the bathroom, stood in front of the sink, stared at the strange and handsome face in the mirror in a daze, after a while, washed his face with cold water, picked up the towel hanging by the side and wiped it carelessly, and left the bathroom , took out a small medicine box from the closet, carried the box up to the fifth floor, and came to the dormitory where Wang Chong lived. He raised his hand and knocked on the door, only to hear the person inside say impatiently: "The door is not locked, just go straight to the dormitory." Come in."

Xiao Mo opened the door and walked in. When he entered the room, he saw Wang Chong wrestling with a jumper with one hand. His upper body was naked, and his head was stuck in the neckline. , why is the head so big?! Come and help me!"

Xiao Mo couldn't hold back his "puchi" laughter again, walked over, looked down at the unbuttoned collar, sighed softly, and cursed in his heart: idiot.He raised his hand to unbutton the button, and helped him free his head from the collar, complaining: "You can't even untie the button, no matter how small your head is, it will come out."

"Oh, is that so? I didn't see it." Wang Chong's anger came and went quickly, he put on his clothes, sat down on the bed, his eyes fell on the medicine box in Xiao Mo's hand, and he said puzzledly: "What do you take?" What is this here for?"

"Help you bandage your wound." Xiao Mo looked around the room and found that the other three beds were empty, "You live alone?"

"Well, no one dares to live with me." Wang Chong shrugged indifferently, "Aren't all my wounds covered?"

Are there any benefits to being a school bully?Xiao Mo complained in his heart, but still had no expression on his face: "It saves a lot of trouble. I will apply for a dormitory with you later with the dormitory auntie."

Wang Chong bent down and reached out to open the small refrigerator next to the bed, took out two bottles of mineral water, threw one to Xiao Mo, unscrewed the bottle cap and took a sip, "As you please. You haven't answered my question yet? "

Xiao Mo took the mineral water and put it on a table beside him, dragged a chair and sat opposite Wang Chong, opened the medicine box, took out a roll of bandages from it, and skillfully wrapped it around the back of Wang Chong's neck, "If you want to host the whole show For freshman meeting, don't take it."