acting substitution syndrome

After eating, the three of them sat on the sofa.

Mom Luo: "Tomato table."

Dad Luo: "Agriculture Seven."

An invisible prehistoric force began to brew secretly.

Lobri pinched Gouzi's cheeks, rubbed them round and flattened, and saw the eyes of the two elders looking over at the same time.

"Come, Your Majesty, be the referee."

Gouzi Business jumped onto the low stool very skillfully.

Luo's mother: "My lord, come to my mother. Mom will make you sausage and rice, as well as fish dumplings, pork dumplings..."

Robbie licked his front teeth, and a leek was licked off by him.

He ate dumplings with vegetarian fillings, while the king ate meat dumplings every day.

Gouzi's eyes lit up, and his two front paws scratched down, about to head towards Luo's mother.

Father Luo wiped the ashtray casually: "My lord, I'll take you to play in the shed tomorrow."

Hearing the word 'big shed', Gouzi slapped his hands excitedly, and rushed to Dad Luo's side in a flash, rubbing back and forth with a flattering expression on his face.

Dad Luo, who successfully switched to Central Seven, showed a faint kingly smile.

Robbie: "...why is this dog so happy when he hears that he's going to the shed?"

Father Luo: "It has a friend there."

Robbie: "..."

Robbie: "Dad, don't look at the agriculture channel, change to the blueberry channel."

Dad Luo: "Why?"

"I had a variety show there, and I won the championship."

Father Luo: ""Break Through the Levels"?"

Luo's mother: "It should be "Happy Forward", right?"

Luo's mother asked: "It is said that the champion sent a refrigerator and color TV, did you send it?"

Robry: "...it's not a variety show."

……

When the channel was changed, on the screen, Robry held up the trophy high and greeted the cheers of the audience.

Seeing this scene again, Robry was still very excited.

Dad Luo raised his eyes: "What clothes are you wearing?"

When Robery received the award, he didn't have time to change clothes, and he was still wearing a dragon robe costume.

Father Luo: "Who are you playing?"

Robery: "Liu Bang."

Luo's mother suddenly realized: "Son, I know what you are playing, Chen Ping fights the court!"

Luo's mother said: "Son, remember what mother told you back then? If you can't get along in Beijing, you will come back. Mom has already opened up a relationship to find you a job in the town. The Cao's class in the big theater is short of a clapper." Yes, you are young, hit the clapper."

Robrie: "...I refuse."

……

Luo's father watched it silently for a while, then suddenly said: "Your second uncle said before that you were on a show that was quite popular, and this is it?"

Robrey nodded: "That's it."

Father Luo: "Your second uncle asked me for your autograph."

Robry: "Didn't you sign him a lot before?"

When Robrie was admitted to drama school, the second uncle's family had the most signatures to leave.

Dad Luo: "He said he used it to paste the toilet."

Robbie: "..."

Luo's mother ate a handful of melon seeds, "In the past few days, when I was walking on the road, someone asked me if I was Luo Bri's mother."

The more Luo Ma thought about it, the more amusing she became: "...I said no, haha."

Robbie: "..."

……

Robry: "Mom and Dad, actually, I..."

Father Luo: "No money."

Robbie: "?"

Luo's father glanced at him from behind his glasses, and sighed, "Mom and Dad don't have the money to buy you a house in Beijing."

Luo's mother nodded: "Son, otherwise when you come back, mother will show you a local girl who is of the right family. You are an actor, and she is a Huadan who sings in an opera. She will definitely be right for you."

Dad Luo: "I believe your mother's vision is correct, all the dogs in the ten miles and eight towns are her relatives."

Robbie: "..."

……

The advertisement popped up, and I saw Robli holding a pot head, shaking his face to the camera, and then holding a pure water bottle: "Yo Yo Mountain Spring, honey is sweet."

Robery: "...I didn't expect this ad to actually be released."

Luo's father and Luo's mother said in unison: "This baby looks a bit like my baby."

……

"That's who I am," Robery explained.

Mom Luo: "You?"

Father Luo: "Pull you down."

……

Robbie: "It's really me."

Robrie: "Is it hard to accept that your son is in the commercial?"

Mom Luo: "It's hard."

……

Dad Luo turned the TV upside down three times: "Is this really you?"

Robrey: "It's true."

Luo's mother: "What are you endorsing?"

Robery: "Yo Yo Shan Quan."

Luo Ma smiled happily: "This is good, it sounds like a healthy drink, much better than that Yakult."

……

Robli slept until dawn, and the dog in his arms was tossed to death all night, and the dog's hair fell off the bed.

Robbie: "...Don't look at me like I spoiled you last night."

Didn't he just put his arms around the dog and tell his heartfelt thoughts all night.

The dog started barking at him, and after Robrie got out of bed to wash up, the dog kept barking at him.

Luo Ma: "You didn't put clothes on it."

Luo's mother: "The king is not like you, he doesn't wear clothes, so he is embarrassed to go out."

Robrey glanced at his big breasts and second-rate vest: "..."

……

Lobri put the padded jacket on the dog, and saw the dog rolled his eyes, groaned, raised his left paw, and hopped to find Luo's mother.

Luo Ma: "You stretched the king's leg."

Robbie: "I didn't."

Swear no.

Luo's mother: "Can a dog deceive people? Do you think it is just like you, learning to perform?"

Robry: "I don't know if it has learned to act, but it is true that it is better than me."

……

Topic of Robry's exclusive interview: "At home, my acting skills are not as good as a dog's".

……

After moving around in the yard, Robrie saw a round, hairy head coming all the way from the fence: "Gu!"

The kid from the second uncle's family, cousin Wang Peigen is here.

His eyes were so fat that they looked like two slits. After staring at him for a long time, he pouted excitedly, "Pot?"

Robry: "...Brother."

Robbie: "Come closer, or I'll always feel a white-faced hair cake shaking in front of me."

……

Wang Peigen: "Guokuoguotuo, why are you back?"

Robbie: "I miss you."

Wang Peigen blushed: "You are lying."

Robery: "The Chinese don't lie to the Chinese."

……

Wang Peigen: "Guo, you're on TV, don't tell me, fellow villagers in Heze have come to ask me about my relationship with you."

Robbie: "What did you say?"

Wang Peigen: "I told my cousins ​​that they don't believe me."

Wang Peigen: "They asked what the old Wang next door to your house looked like."

……

Wang Peigen: "I saw that pot."

Robbie: "?"

Wang Peigen winked: "It's that variety show."

Robbie: "Isn't it pretty?"

Wang Peigen: "Looks good, I really like Liu Bang played by you, man."

Robbury: "If I were Liu Bang, you would be Fan Kuai."

Wang Peigen: "Fan Kuai?"

Robery: "The one who killed the dog, why don't you kill the king first?"

This dog is still suing Luo's mother.

Wang Peigen: "Guo, to be honest, I can't afford to mess with your dog."

Wang Peigen: "All the bitches in the village are his best friends, and he dares to ride even the male dogs."

Robrey's eyes suddenly became complicated.

Robbie: "Really?"

Wang Peigen: "The Chinese don't lie to the Chinese."

……