acting substitution syndrome

"Ultraman!"

On the pedestrian street, Robli had just dropped a piece of nougat into his mouth when he heard a crisp shout behind him.

A child who was about ten meters away from him made an L sign: "Come on, Taiga, the warrior of light, come on!"

(ノ⊙ω⊙)ノ哩, an acquaintance I met in Lujiazui.

Incarnation of Ultraman, Robri rushed over aggressively, and had a fight with this little blue boy who volunteered to be a little monster.

"you are dead."

"how is this possible?"

"I'm using a laser, did you see that?" Robery said, "Cosmic galaxy lightsaber."

"No, you should influence me with love and justice!" the little boy said righteously.

Robbie: "..."

Is the current Ultraman different from the Ultraman he saw when he was a child?

Are you using love and justice to influence the little monsters now? ?

Robli snorted twice on top of his head with his hand, then pinched his cheek again: "Have you been influenced?"

"No," said the little boy, "you can buy me a candied haws."

Lobri bought him a candied haws at the side of the stall as promised: "How much?"

"10 yuan without filling," the stall owner introduced hospitablely: "The ones with strawberry filling and red bean filling here cost 15..."

"Can you give me 10 yuan for the red bean sandwich?"

"That won't work." The stall owner said, "Sandwiches are expensive, so don't bargain."

"Then I want a stuffed one and a non-filled one, 20 lines?"

The stall owner squatted for a long time without waiting for a buyer, so he thought for a while: "Okay..."

Seeing that Robli took out 5 yuan: "I don't want the stuffed one, give me the one without the stuffing."

The stall owner: "..."

little boy:"……"

This man is such a dog.

The little boy took a bite of the candied haws, and his mouth was sticky with sugar, but his bright eyes glanced at the candied haws sticks: "...I want to eat 15 yuan strawberry sandwich."

"No money."

Robbie glanced at him, "Leave one for me, don't eat it all, you know?"

The little boy suddenly opened his mouth and accelerated his speed.

Robbie: "..."

I said why the hell did I have a sense of intimacy when I saw you? It turns out that you are so similar to me.

Robbury watched him finish eating the candied haws, and his little face flushed red.

"Do you have anyone in charge?"

"No, I'm messing with you now."

"Call me dad." Robbie said, "Call me dad and I'll take you to play."

"dad."

He didn't hesitate for a second.

Robbie: "...you guys have no words for me."

Robli picked him up and put it under his arm: "Go, son, find a place to play."

He abducted people into the digital company studio.

He Xiangdong was about to call him when he saw a child brought in by Robli, and his eyes lit up: "This is..."

"The little actor I found for you." Robry said, "I asked about it on the way, and he agreed."

This kid looks like a tabby cat with a mumbled mouth, but he stands in the studio without hesitation and looks up and down.

"What's your name?" He Xiangdong asked, "Do you know what this is for?"

The boy named Wang Feifan and nicknamed Fanfan said, "Yes, let's make a movie."

He Xiangdong was taken aback: "Have you ever photographed before?"

Is it a child star?

It does seem to have an aura.

"No," Wang Feifei said, "but I have seen the movie."

He asked back: "Have you never seen a pig run, haven't you eaten pork?"

He Xiangdong, Robery: "... makes sense."

I saw him standing at a fixed position on the green screen, looking up, the bright Milky Way shone on his little face, reflecting thousands of rays of light.

A kind of longing and longing emerged, and He Xiangdong knew that if this was an official shooting, then only one illusory shot could show the vastness of the universe.

The alien played by Robry landed slowly, touching his fingertips through the aircraft.

The careful contact and temptation of two lives.

He Xiangdong blushed with excitement, he knew that this was what he wanted.

Even the computer-produced staff clicked their tongues: "Good shot."

Only Fanfan seemed dissatisfied: "I'm done, is the show over?"

It seems that there is still more to say.

"Director, can you add a play?"

He Xiangdong: "..."

What kind of play do children add?

"I still want to act," Robery said, taking off the trap, "I also want to act, but there is no money."

Just seven or eight days of green screen shots, including post-production, burned more than 300 million.

"Then," who knows Fanfan stretched out his hand: "What about my salary?"

So upright and confident.

What kind of salary do you want? Robli opened his hand relentlessly, "The candied haws are the salary."

"Non, law, employment, servant, child, labor," Fanfan said word by word: "more than three years, less than five years."

Robbie: "...love and justice can't move you anymore, can they?"

Robli's cell phone rang, and two messages came at the same time, one was that this month's basic salary had arrived, and the other was that the account had increased by more than 6 in income.

Ma Ning's text message is very simple: "Xiao Luo, it's great to have you in "Magic Lamp"."

Dead horse, finally made up the salary arrears at the end of the year.

However, Robery really wanted to tell him that there was someone in front of him who was learning how to draw big cakes from him.

"Let's go," Robery said in a good mood, "I invite you to dinner."

Find a small restaurant to sit.

"...You just say, can it be made?" He Xiangdong doesn't have much drinker, and he would be a little drunk after a drink or two, but he didn't cry, but kept asking: "Can the movie be made?"

"It can be done, it can be done," Robrey secretly replaced his wine with Yakult: "It will definitely happen."

Unexpectedly, He Xiangdong grabbed him: "How do you know it can be done? I don't even have confidence."

Robery thought for a while, "I am a man with a very clever mouth, and I have opened the light."

He Xiangdong: "...What do you mean?"

As soon as Robli raised his chin, Wang Feifei answered immediately: "Last time he said the miracle light of the universe, and then the lights on the Bund came on, that's what he said."

"It doesn't work, it doesn't work," He Xiangdong shook his head and said, "You, you are the big one."

"Okay, the big one," Robrey said, "I said there will be a meteor shower tonight, do you believe it?"

"Meteor shower? It will come when you say it will come?"

Before he finished speaking, he saw a shooting star flashing across the night, as fast as lightning, falling to the west.

He Xiangdong saw clearly: "..."

"See," Rob said without changing his expression, "This is a reminder from the aliens. Not only can your movie be made, but it can also become a hit."

He Xiangdong burst into tears on the spot, his mouth trembling, and he leaned on the chair in a daze to sober up.

It was Wang Feifei who stared wide-eyed: "How do you know there is a meteor shower? Are you really consecrated?"

Luo Buli pointed his chopsticks at the opposite TV, and saw Yang Ba scrolling a piece of news: "...remind you that at around 21:05 tonight, there will be a Geminid meteor shower..."

"Shh," Robery stretched out a finger and said in a low voice, "Don't expose it."

……

"What are you doing?" Robli took a bite of the dish, but was smashed by the kid.

"Make a wish." Wang Feifei said: "I made a promise, it's your turn, hurry up."

Robli put down his chopsticks, "What did you promise?"

"I want to be the protagonist," the little boy said triumphantly, "When this movie is released, my name will be before yours."

"...Hey, you're still thinking too far." Robli glanced at He Xiangdong who was sleeping and said, "I tell you, there is a high probability that this day will not happen."

"why?"

"I've said it all, I have no money." Robrey said.

"Then you said just now that this movie can be made?"

"If I don't say that, it will appear that we, and you, are idiots, you know," Robrey said, "It's useless to spend so much effort for a movie that is impossible to see."

"Isn't your movie short of money?" Wang Feifei was upset.

"Isn't it just a lack of money?" Robbie said, "You haven't even eaten the leek cake. Why are you so loud? You think making a movie is like selling candied haws. If it doesn't work, I'll still bargain."

"I have money," said the child, "I can invest in movies."

"You don't want to invest in it," Robery said, taking the chicken stew away, "Don't just eat the meat, eat the vegetables."

……

"Hey."

When Robery sent the child to the gate of the community, the child stopped him again.

"What?"

"What south wind wish did you make?"

Remember to make a wish on the meteor shower.

"I didn't allow it."

"Liar, you promised, I saw it."

"My promise is that Wang Feifan will not have tooth decay tonight after eating my candied haws."

"What if it grows?"

"In case it grows, you can store your decayed tooth. Next time we go, we will exchange this decayed tooth for a candied haws with filling."

"...is this really good?"

"That's not the point."

"What's the point?"

"The point is, your teeth really fell out."

Little Wang Feifei froze for a moment, and spat out a front tooth.

6 years old is the age of teeth replacement.

"I thought of a way."

"what?"

"I can replace a gold tooth. Gold is very valuable now, isn't it? There is no money to make a movie, so I can exchange the gold tooth for money, how about it?"

"...is this really good?"