acting substitution syndrome

Saturday, 20:00 in the evening.

In an ordinary courtyard house in Beijing, Shen Meimei placed the magnolia flowers in the courtyard on the window sill, grabbed a handful of fish food and sprinkled them in the large fish tank in the center of the courtyard, watching the yellow koi swimming around everywhere. Take it easy, shake your head and tail.

"Meimei," Grandma's voice came from the main room: "Don't forget to pull down the curtain."

"Okay." Shen Meimei walked through the corridor and lowered the door curtain. Beijing's winter and spring winds and sand are relatively strong, and the dust will be blown up all night, so most people's doors have to be hung with plywood door curtains.

Through the curtain, Shen Meimei glanced at the lights of Chang'an Street in the distance and the lampposts lit up at the corner gate of the Forbidden City. Before Shen Meimei walked into the room, she saw that her grandparents were not leaning comfortably on the old-fashioned sofa as before, but staring at each other with big eyes. Looking at the other party angrily, Shen Meimei couldn't help covering her mouth and laughing, it seemed that it was time to compete for the remote control again.

"I said old man Shen, you listen to your second entrance to the palace on the radio every day, why are there three other stores?" Old lady Shen said angrily, "What TV are you fighting with me for?"

"The radio is broken, I'll go to Qianmen Street to fix it tomorrow," old man Shen plausibly said, "Let me watch the opera channel first tonight, to have a good time, otherwise I won't be able to sleep well."

"Hmph, you want to get addicted, I still want to catch up with my drama," Mrs. Shen held the remote control tightly: "There are only two episodes a day, and I will talk about it after I finish watching it."

Shen Meimei glanced at the TV, Grandma had already locked Mango TV in advance, and a spy war drama was being broadcast during the prime time, which was actually not a real spy war drama at all, but a love story in the cloak of a spy war drama It is said that the ratings are not low.

Sure enough, even grandma was attracted, but to grandpa, this TV series is simply nonsense: "Look at what you are watching, is this how we fought back then? If the underground line is so engaged in intelligence , has long been caught by the enemy and smashed to pieces."

Grandma doesn't care if the filming of this TV series is in line with the historical symbols, she thinks that the actors in the show are all innocent, as long as they are liked by others.

"Old rules," Shen Meimei laughed, and walked over: "Rock, paper, scissors."

The two elders nodded in unison, only to find that their granddaughter had also joined the battle: "Meimei, do you want to watch TV too?"

"Yeah," Shen Meimei nodded, "But I don't watch or listen to dramas, I want to watch a variety show."

Shen Meimei winked at grandma, and grandma nodded in satisfaction after receiving the signal.

Taking advantage of her grandma's inattention, she blinked at her grandpa again, and the grandpa who got the reminder quietly gestured an OK, three two one, rock paper scissors——

The two old people turned the backs of their hands together, and looked at the granddaughter stretching out her palm in bewilderment.

"Yeah! I won!" Shen Meimei made a gesture of winning, and happily got the remote control from grandma, and successfully transferred to the blueberry station.

On the TV, Ma Yibo walked onto the stage with a happy face: "Dear viewers and friends, hello everyone, welcome to "This Is the Actor", which is exclusively titled by McCons Dong-E-E-Jiao. I am today's host. Ma Yibo is the best host in the showbiz and the best actor in the host world!"

"Ma Yibo." The grandmother who was still a little bit lost suddenly regained her spirits: "Why did he come out?"

Grandma still likes Ma Yibo's plays very much. He claims to have a wide influence among the elderly women, which is really not bragging.

"Next, let me reveal the true identities of the three mentors!"

Zhou Lubai was dressed in a bright yellow dress, and walked onto the stage with Ma Yibo's hand in his arms, smiling generously: "Hi everyone, I'm Zhou Lubai."

"Huh?" The grandfather who sighed and thought he would lose sleep tonight stopped and put on his gold-rimmed glasses again: "Isn't this the cuckoo in "Under the Mountain"?"

"Under the Mountain" is the first collaboration between directors Zhang Mingyi and Zhou Lubai. It was also the work that caused a sensation in the Cannes jury and won the Cannes Palme d'Or. The old man Shen has seen the work, and he likes it very much.

Zhou Lubai, Wu Peilun and Wang Yinmeng, wow, even though the sharp-eyed netizens speculated that they were the three who appeared in the pilot movie, when they actually appeared in this variety show, Shen Meimei was amazed.

However, Shen Meimei's mind was not on them.

When the young actors were introduced backstage, Shen Meimei's eyes widened and she didn't miss a single shot. Finally, she saw a figure who was moving half a beat and giggling along with others.

Robbie, huh, this pig.

Number 18, such an auspicious number for nothing.

Watching the young actors perform on stage one by one, improvising their acting skills, this unique and never-before-seen performance method, or the whole variety show, attracted the attention of grandparents.

"What's going on here?" Seeing the first group of overturned cars, the grandfather said dissatisfiedly, "I think Zhou Lubai was right. A blind man feels an elephant!"

"Oh, I laughed so hard," the grandma got caught somewhere laughing: "Number 11, hahaha, this guy definitely has leg cramps!"

It was so hard to see Robli on the stage, and after a good scene of a melodrama, Shen Meimei couldn't even utter a word from the beginning to the end. Shen Meimei was so angry that she clenched her fists: "Speak up, Robi, you are talking!"

Seeing the contemptuous expressions of several mentors, Shen Meimei only felt her face burn into panic, as if the eyes were not on Luo Bri, but on herself.

Her eye sockets were a little red.

"Silly pig, why do you want to participate in this show? Is it good to be ridiculed by others? Are you happy to be treated as a laughing stock and excluded?"

He obviously doesn't have any acting skills, so why was he put on this show that showed acting skills?Such a great malice is to let Robbury accuse everyone, is this how Donghuang squeezes the remaining value of actors?

Shen Meimei couldn't sit still anymore, she stood up abruptly, unwilling to watch the live replay on TV, gritted her teeth and was about to go to her bedroom.

"Unexpectedly," a voice sounded: "Actor 18's performance... is actually remarkable."

Shen Meimei paused, and turned her head in disbelief.

"A passenger who is traveling alone," Wang Yinmeng said slowly on the screen: "Facing the unexpected incident in front of me, the first reaction is to wish to stay far away from the source of the disturbance. I think the actors performed very well."

Old man Shen agreed: "If you want me to say, the performance on the 18th really looks like that."

He really has the right to speak, because he takes the bus every morning to go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables. Once, he met a bus pickpocket. The pickpocket was found and arrogantly pushed and shoved a passenger. The other passengers really reacted exactly like actor No. 18. , I wish I could get out of the car as soon as possible.

At the last moment, Old Man Shen showed his true qualities as an old soldier, caught him and sent him to the Public Security Bureau.

More than an hour passed, and the episode of the variety show ended soon. Grandma returned to the replay with unsatisfied enthusiasm: "Meimei, what kind of show is this, is there another episode?"

"One episode a week, the second episode is next Saturday." Shen Meimei said.

"It's pretty good-looking," grandma said cheerfully, "Young actors are just handsome."

In the Blueberry Satellite TV building, the program director pinched his watch and watched the real-time feedback data.

"The data is rising, Director Liu," the staff next to him pointed to the green line: "The first wave rose at 20:45, and the second wave rose at 21:30."

"It should be when Mango Channel is showing commercials, and the audience tuned the channel," Director Liu did not dare to take it lightly: "Our new show is the first broadcast, and the show is slow, so I don't have any special expectations, as long as we don't get ridiculed by the other party, we didn't show it. The variety show that comes out is fine, as for whether it can be played, we will wait and see."

The staff member nodded, and suddenly said: "Director, let's see what the other party has to say this time. I reported that our show host has no license..."

Now Ma Yibo said as soon as he came up that he had obtained the host qualification certificate 15 years ago!

Donghuang Production Department.

"Have the ratings come out?" Director Wang asked.

"National ratings are not available yet. What I called just now is the ratings of 55 cities," the staff said, "The ratings are 0.68%, No.3 in the same period."

"The ratings, um, it's okay." Director Wang nodded and said with a smile: "After all, it's the first broadcast, so it's on in a hurry, and Donghuang didn't even have time to create momentum."

"Weibo is going to post two hot searches tomorrow," Director Wang discussed with the marketing department, "accumulate traffic and create topics."

What I didn't expect was that there was no need for Donghuang's marketing department to push the topic the next day, and several hot searches were automatically pushed up by the majority of netizens. Apart from the normal topics that were spontaneously commented on after watching the show, it was mainly a young actor's favorite topic. Fan pinched another actor's station sister, and the pinch made the sky dark and the sun and the moon dim.

"Look at Brother Corn's embarrassing acting skills in the show," the fans of the two families spat at each other, foaming at the mouths: "It's really greasy, the fuck I amputated by greasy on the spot—"

"The giant (saw) is fucking greasy!"

These two families have always been rivals. In terms of hatred, it probably started when the two young students were tied up and appeared on a magazine together. In short, the two fans would pinch each other as soon as they met, not to mention that the hosts of this show were also on stage together. The performance is the group portrait show in the emergency department full of situations.

Unexpectedly, the two families fought for a long time, but they were ridiculed by the netizens who ate melons for a long time: "Don't think the frog is too skinny, the acting skills contributed by these two people are not as good as when I was young and wanted to pretend to be sick and ask for leave." .”

"That's right, my mother's acting as a monster in front of her boyfriend is more emotional than their acting."

"Wait a minute, upstairs, I thought I was the only one in front of my boyfriend..."

After being ridiculed by the crowd, the fans of the two companies actually unanimously said to the majority of netizens: "Don't be blind bb, you can do it!"

The answer below, which received 8000 likes, is this: "Why should I upload it? This is not an island movie. I will push away the heroine and upload it myself."

"Ahem, the color of the upstairs has changed suddenly, and the police have been called."

"Fuck, this is not the car to go to kindergarten, I want to get off."

"The door is welded shut, and the steering wheel is in my hands."

After pinching for a day and a night, the program team was overjoyed to find that the popularity of the program was rising like a rocket, and the topic reading volume continued to increase, especially Douban scored 8.1 points.

Even if a certain actor’s fans can’t get used to other fans and want to give one star secretly, but the problem is that her idol is also on this show, so it’s really hurting [-] enemies and [-] self-defeating, no Good deal.

No matter what, it is unanimously admitted inside and outside the circle that "This Is the Actor" is a show like a magic mirror, who can perform well and who can't perform well.

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Who is Shen Meimei~ If you guess it, you will get a red envelope~