On the rebirth of the scumbags

"Come on, are you tm checking your wechat steps in the wild?"

"I'm really convinced. I've never seen such a good thing in my life. I'm better at sprinkling rice on the keyboard than you are..."

Yu Qiusheng woke up from such a noisy sound.

The crackling sound of the mechanical keyboard being struck hard and various national curses greeting the relatives of the other party are mixed with a faint smell of smoke, and the curtains of the balcony are whistling by the wind outside.

The feeling of suffocation from drowning before he died had not completely dissipated, and he was already out of breath, and there were all kinds of noises in his ears that made his head hurt.

"Noisy! Shut up!"

Those voices that gave Yu Qiusheng a headache finally disappeared, and before the breath came out of his chest, another voice appeared in his head inexplicably.

Damn, is it over?Can't let him sleep well.

and many more……

Yu Qiusheng realized later, isn't he already... dead?

Lingnan University is not a well-known university, and even Lingcheng has only become a popular tourist city in recent years.

Since then, housing prices in Lingcheng have risen accordingly, and there have been more foreign students applying for Lingnan University. However, Yu Qiusheng is not from other places, but from the surrounding cities of Lingcheng, his hometown.

He only came here because his relatives were in Lingcheng, but during the whole university period, he never went to that relative's house, and he never asked them for a penny, except for the first time he went to identify the family.

During the whole university vacation, others were playing. He was either working part-time or on his way to a part-time job. He washed dishes in a restaurant, worked as a waiter at McDonald’s, distributed flyers, did local sales promotion, took over game boosting... almost put him All the work that can be done is done, and it is short of going to sea.

Of course none of this made him much money, until he...

"Qiu Sheng, call your phone! Hurry up! It's that person!"

After receiving the cue from the other party to keep blinking, Yu Jianqiu's brain, which hadn't been turned on completely, was in a state of half daze. He didn't realize who it was until a familiar male voice came from his receiver.

The other party's voice was brisk with a hint of anxiety.

"Are you awake, Qiuqiu? I've arrived at the appointed place."

Depend on!He knows who it is!

In the next second, Yu Qiusheng hung up the phone without hesitation.

"Oh, why did you hang up? They even gave you something. I'm so hungry too..."

Maybe this is an unwritten rule. According to the observations of unknown persons, if someone in a female dormitory falls in love, then she alone supports the sisters in the entire dormitory, and if someone in a male dormitory falls in love, then he needs to rely on Brothers help throughout the dorm.

Yu Qiusheng was an exception. Ever since he fell in love, the entire dormitory was supported by him alone.

Seeing that the phone that was thrown aside began to vibrate again, this time he did not continue to hang up the phone. Before answering the phone, he cleared his throat, and a few monosyllables came out of his throat, and then slowly raised the tone, Always adjust a voice that he is more satisfied with.

"Hey?"

When he spoke again, it was already a sweet girl's voice.

"...I didn't hang up, I fell asleep,

"Why did you arrive so early... Well, I miss you too."

The laptop room on the computer desk opposite Yu Qiusheng was open, and his expressionless face was reflected on the screen that was turned off. On the contrary, his voice was so brisk that it was impossible to guess who he was just by hearing the voice. Such a complexion.

"Yeah, okay, okay, just wait for me a little bit..."

Yu Qiusheng put the phone aside, and found a tightly packed black bag from under the bed, and took out a wig, skirt, and a bag of cosmetics from it.

What comes out of the mouth is a crisp girlish voice.

"Well, because it will take a little longer for me to go out..."

The roommate at the side watched Yu Qiusheng's operation, and commented on him with silent mouth, [Bull—beep—]

Yu Qiusheng is a liar.

This sentence can be expanded to make Yu Qiusheng a liar who disguises himself as a woman, and Yu Qiusheng is a professional liar who disguises himself as a woman to defraud people of money.

Yes, although Yu Qiusheng thought he was only cheating money, not feelings.But inevitably, the premise that can make a man willing to spend money for it can only be feelings.

At first, when he was looking for a part-time job online, he was fascinated by the word high salary, but when Qiu Sheng added the other party's contact information, he was told that the other party only wanted girls.

At that time, he thought out of his mind and asked, can't men be okay?

Then the other party was also happy, and said that men can do it too, but the salary of men is a little lower than that of girls, and then told him what they do.

Probably the kind of...

To put it more simply and bluntly, it is to chat with people online, ask them out in the name of online dating or other names, and finally take them to designated stores for high-value consumption.

In the end, the money consumed by that person will be divided between him and the shopkeeper.

If he is a boy, then he can only be in charge of the online chatting part, and he needs to meet another girl to meet each other, so the girl's share will inevitably be higher...

If girls can get [-]% to [-]%, then boys can only get [-]% or even [-]%, because some of the boys still need to give to the girls who are in charge of meeting.

Yu Qiusheng looked at the girls' share, and then at the boys' share.

"Actually... I can also dress up as a woman!"

The other person might also be shocked by his answer, and it took a while before he replied with a string of ellipses and an address, probably for an interview first.

So he started his career as a liar.

He gave himself a pseudonym, Yu Qiu.

Yu Qiusheng has been praised the most since he was a child because his skin is so fair. In fact, his whiteness is the kind of malnourished paleness.

Because of the poor family background when I was a child, I was thinner and smaller than my peers when I was growing up. Although I grew a little behind, I am not that tall among boys.

At the beginning, he didn't know how to make up, nor did he know how to make false voices, all of which he learned now. The Internet is very convenient. When he was studying by himself, he could find various tutorials on the Internet.

His facial features are already pretty, so he just put on a little foundation to even out his skin tone, earth-colored eye shadow, and light-colored blush, and he curled his eyelashes and applied it.

He himself is a man himself, so he naturally knows that in the aesthetics of men, he will not wear too much makeup, but he can't really face the sky, with red bean paste lipstick and a little nude lip gloss.

Putting on a solid-color floral dress, wearing a lace choker around his neck, which just blocked his Adam's apple, and finally trimmed his long black wig, and sprayed some floral perfume on his wrists behind his ears...

In this way, Yu Qiusheng turned into Yu Qiu.

"Okay, my saliva is all on my body."

Even though Liang Yao has seen Yu Qiusheng in disguise many times, every time he sees it, he will think that it is really him. The brother who is sleeping opposite him, smears and smears in front of the mirror, and then straightens up, transforming out of thin air. Become such a great beauty?

He swallowed. "I have to say, it's really beautiful!"

"Don't talk about your lists, I'm heartbroken after reading it... Sigh, when did you really become a woman, can you make your buddy feel good first?"

Yu Qiusheng snorted coldly and raised a middle finger at him.

Shanzi is the collective name for those who were deceived by Yu Qiusheng.He hasn't been doing this for long, and spent most of his time learning various makeup and false sounds.

Zheng'er Bajing only has five or six lists in his hand, which is really not much compared to the tens or hundreds of others he knows, because he still has to attend classes after all.

In fact, Yu Qiusheng is in a very bad state now. Since he woke up, he has felt extremely uncomfortable both physically and psychologically, and he can't describe it well.

It’s kind of like the first time I made a closed van when I was a child. In the airtight and small space, all kinds of sweat smells, snacks smells, perfume smells, all mixed together strangely, plus the shaking from side to side bodywork.

Yu Qiusheng has been wanting to vomit since he woke up...

The mechanical voice in his head said that it was because he hadn't come out of the shadow before his death, and it was normal for his body to feel a little uncomfortable. He suggested that Yu Qiusheng should take a good rest.

But Yu Qiusheng didn't want to rest, even if his body was unwell, his hands and feet were still functioning mechanically, his mind was empty and he didn't think about anything, but his body could still act as usual.

When he recovered from the air, even he himself didn't know when he had met him.

It's Di Ze, and it's also the list to call him.

This list was added by him in the game.

At that time, he took a power leveling order, and the teammate who was unlucky and encountered a special pitfall, hung up the phone after playing the game, and abruptly turned the original tailwind into a headwind, but fortunately there was one in the end. The great god turned the tide with all his might, so he didn't lose.

That great god is Di Ze...

When we first met, I really didn't want to develop into a monad.

But the most thing in this world is that I didn't expect that when Di Ze confessed to him, everything went wrong when he agreed and lied that he was a girl.

Di Ze is different from other lists, the two chatted online for a long time,

He is also the only weird person who knows that Yu Qiusheng is a liar but still meets him again and again. Of course, it all happened in his previous life, but now Di Ze hasn't discovered his identity yet... right?

Well, Yu Qiusheng died, and now he suddenly came back to life, although I don't know if he needs to pay any price behind this, or it is not impossible that all this is just a dream he had.

From a distance, he could see the man waiting for him at a fixed position in the western restaurant, wearing a suit and leather shoes. When he saw him, his eyes lit up several degrees. It was really hard to ignore him.

Dize.

As soon as he met, he took Yu Qiusheng's bag and helped him to sit down. He found out that something was wrong with Yu Qiusheng almost as soon as he met him.

"Qiuqiu doesn't look very well, is she sick?"

Yu Qiusheng shook his head.

"Could it be...the one coming?"

He thought he had guessed the reason, so he kindly called the waiter in the store to exchange for a hot drink.

Holding the steaming mug, the palm of his hand against the wall of the mug was also eroded by the warmth. I don't know if it is a psychological effect, but his chaotic brain is much better than his feeling?

"What time will you arrive?"

Yu Qiusheng chatted.

"Well, I'll be there when I call you."

Putting his head down, he sipped the hot milk in the cup. Yu Qiusheng's mouth was covered with light froth. He stretched out his lips casually and licked them clean. Add a splash of water.

"Ah, why are you so early? Isn't our appointment at noon?"

It was still early in the morning when this person called.

Di Ze's Adam's apple moved slightly, he got up and stretched his arms to wipe away the little milk stains that Qiu Sheng didn't lick off.

"It's hard for Qiuqiu to go on vacation, of course I want to see you soon." After speaking, he probably thought that Yu Qiusheng was not in a good state today,

"Sorry, I didn't know that Qiuqiu was not in good health today..."

"Anyway, I promised you a long time ago, it's okay."

From the clothes and hair on Di Ze's body, it can be seen that he must have been well-groomed today, his hair was combed neatly, and the suit on his body was ironed without any wrinkles.

To do this, and to be able to wait for him at the appointed place at that point, Di Ze should get up earlier, and I don't know what important client he will meet.

Yu Qiusheng sneered in his heart, he had never looked at Di Ze's attire so seriously before, and every time he looked at him, he never looked into his eyes, only at his brow or chin.

What clothes he usually wears, his voice, and his eyes, eyebrows and nose are not the focus of Qiu Sheng's attention.

Every time we met, I would come to this western restaurant. Yu Qiusheng said it was because he liked it, but in fact it was because there was a commission for bringing them here.

Not only the place to eat, but also the store where he bought clothes and took him to. After buying expensive clothes on the front foot, he returned the clothes back...

All he cared about was how to bring him to the store for consumption, and after shopping, he thought about how to send him away... The two have known each other for so long, and this is actually the first time Yu Qiusheng saw Di Ze's eyes.

Yu Qiusheng carefully looked at Di Ze's eyebrows.

As for Di Ze, who was stared at like this, his palms were full of sweat: "I, is there something on my face?"

"No." Yu Qiusheng said with a smile, "I just suddenly discovered that my brother is so handsome."

He always called Shan Zi brother, mainly because he was afraid of being called a fool.

Di Ze didn't know the inside story, but he knew that he was suddenly praised by his girlfriend, so he didn't know what to say, so he just picked up the menu on the side and handed it to Yu Qiusheng, asking him to order first.

Looking through the menu, any random fruit plate in it was 880, which was blatantly black, but today Yu Qiusheng, uncharacteristically, did not only order expensive ones, he only ordered two moderately priced steaks.

If he used to order two bottles of red wine, after all, the commission for that thing is much higher than that of the food.

Thinking about it carefully, in fact, he is not completely flawless.

Just like this red wine.

Logically speaking, how could Di Ze not be able to drink the red wine blended with fake? He must have drunk the real one himself, knowing that it is fake wine and fake steak, but the price is still the same as the real one, so his Isn't the identity revealed?

Is there a possibility that in his previous life he discovered Yu Qiusheng's gender and identity a little earlier than he knew?So every time I was with him, I occasionally needed to reply to other list messages in an emergency.

He said he was a friend, but Dize was still jealous, and held him in his arms like a big dog, sniffing him for the scent of other men.

"Baby just ignore them..."

Every time at this time, Yu Qiusheng felt like he was cheating.

Di Ze himself is not good at swimming, yet he still wants to jump down to save him, isn't that purely accompanying him to death?

Really stupid, I have never seen such a fool.

"Qiuqiu has something on his mind today?"

Yu Qiusheng cut off a small piece of steak with a knife and fork and put it in his mouth.

"Brother, do you like me very much?"

Di Zezheng said, "Why did Qiuqiu suddenly say such stupid things, stop thinking about it, I must like Qiuqiu, aren't we all together already?"

According to the previous habit, he would go shopping after dinner, but today Di Ze asked Yu Qiusheng first.

"Okay then." Yu Qiusheng acted like he agreed to you because of Di Ze's words, he held Di Ze's arm intimately, and said sweet words casually, "I also want to stay with my brother for a while."

Di Ze looked a head taller than Yu Qiusheng, but Yu Qiusheng was actually a little taller for a girl dressed as a girl, so he never wore high heels, and he dressed like a pure female college student.

Of course Di Ze was happy to hear this, and called the waiter to swipe the card to settle the bill. While signing, Yu Qiusheng accidentally met the waiter's eyes, and he blinked at him imperceptibly.

Ah, he is actually on duty today... He is a store manager who has nothing to do to pretend to be a waiter. He is really full.

Zhao Yi's lazy voice sounded behind him.

"Welcome—next time—come—"

The author has something to say: it will be sweet... the last unit.

By the way, this unit has cannon fodder attacked by a single arrow...

Gong will not return the arrow, but he will return the arrow of the subject...