there is a dragon lying

"How did you come up with the idea of ​​lending Dragon Balls to Xing Zhou?! Huh? Hehehe, such a clever idea!"

Jun Hua sat on the sofa covering his face, forced a smirk with a ferocious expression, and stared at the two bastards on the opposite sofa!

"Award."

"I didn't fucking praise you!"

The always gentle (at least on the surface) Xianjun's forehead was throbbing with veins, and he slapped the table violently!

He was leaning against the sofa with his legs crossed like a master Qianji, lazily sucking a sugar ball, and ever since he knew that he had eaten the dragon ball, Mr. Ruan, who might perform a performance of Kefu with his own hands, was paralyzed on the sofa, his eyes dull and helpless. Lian has evolved from a paralyzed boat to a salted fish boat.

……I am dead.

Ruan Xingzhou folded his hands on his chest and smiled serenely for the two of them to look at the remains.

With a headache, Jun Hua looked away from Ruan Xingzhou's body and fell to the side, staring at Qianji's slack face and laughing angrily, holding back for a long time——

puff!

A green grass popped out from the top of his head!

"Ah." Qianji raised the corners of her lips, and pointed to his head with her eyes: "You are green."

"..."

"You fart! Labor and capital are rhizome reproduction!" Junhua gritted his teeth and roared: "Stupid dragon! You can get it back to me no matter how you gave him the dragon ball! Now Yun Chen wants your life, and the mysterious big demon wants your dragon ball ! If you give the dragon ball to Xingzhou at this time, then you will be pushed to the ground and hammered, do you understand!"

The words "press on the ground and hammer" touched the old dragon's majesty and dignity.

Qianji's face darkened, and he sneered: "You want to know how I gave it to him? Well, you can watch it." After speaking, he touched Ruan Xingzhou's lips, which had been pretending to be a dead body, to his lips, skillfully prying him open. mouth, the red sugar ball flashed past, Gulu!Handover successfully completed!

From the small bag on Qianji's cheek to the small bag on Ruan Xingzhou's cheek.

Ruan Xingzhou: "..."

Junhua: "..."

"That's it." Qianji raised her head, licked off the sugar stains on her lips, with a half-smile: "Pooh."

"........."

Pooh? !

God damn it!

Nima chirped and chirped in front of my eyes and dared to say bah!

Junhua showed a disgusted expression: "Aren't you disgusting!" Then he turned his head, and Ruan Xingzhou, who had just 'died on the spot', was silently sipping sugar, the small bag from the left cheek to the right cheek, sipping in circles, Suck with gusto!

Ruan Xingzhou: The sugar balls given by Lao Gong are really delicious!

Junhua: ...you're disgusted, what the hell! ! !

After noticing Junhua's gaze, Ruan Xingzhou stopped sucking immediately, and continued to cross his hands on his lower abdomen, with neither a bright expression nor a bright expression.

Ruan Xingzhou's peaceful face: I'm dead.

Jun Hua: "...I've seen it all."

"I'm sorry." Mr. Ruan, who realized that he had exposed himself, felt extremely guilty, and continued sucking candy.

Suck, suck, suck.

Immediately, the Immortal Grass Sage, who felt hundreds of years older, with his head full of emerald green leaves, took out the tea pot wearily, and put a few goji berries into his teacup.

It's over, it doesn't help.

This couple of idiots!

"Ah, that's right." Ruan Xingzhou asked after sipping the candy 'Fake Corpse': "You keep mentioning Yun Chen, who is Yun Chen?"

Boom, the dried red goji berries fell into the tea, making a small noise, and the air suddenly became cold.Uncle Qianji's smile stagnated, and Junhua also put down the tea pot.

"Yun Chen..."

Jun Hua's face turned cold, and his smile disappeared completely: "Yun Chen used to be an ordinary human woman." He took a sip of tea to calm his emotions, his beautiful eyes moved slightly, and fell on the friend opposite him, "I do know a little bit, But if you want to know everything, you’d better ask this stupid dragon beside you who was cheated of money and sex.”

The last lingering sound was elongated and ambiguous, deeply caught in the smile on Junhua's lips.

Cheating?

Cheating? ! ! !

The dumb hair stretched straight like a signal wire!Ruan Xingzhou sat up straight with a zombie face, and grabbed his dragon's neck with both hands!

"What's the matter with lying! That woman is your second ex? It's okay, I won't be angry with Jiji." Mr. Zombie bared his white teeth and showed a ferocious smile: "I won't mind, Hehehe, really not!"

Qianji, whose nictitating membranes came out from the corners of his eyes pinched by him: I believe you a ghost!You jealous woman!

Jun Hua, who was laughing while drinking tea and watching the excitement, was overjoyed. After taking a sip of the tea, he froze suddenly: "Please tell me who is the first!"

I am a vegetative grass!Besides, who can blindly look at such a stinky and lonely dragon?

——Uh, Ruan Xingzhou doesn't count!

……

Yun Chen, it wasn't called that name at the beginning.

In other words, she didn’t even have a name at the very beginning. In the war-torn ancient country, only the blood and rust on the weapons were real. Living or dying, maybe it was just a simple reason that blocked the way of the nobles and the men in the family were taken away and exiled into the army. .

A refugee is like dust.

Not only is it worthless, but it is also an eyesore.

The dark child, who was seven or eight years old, but as tall as a four-year-old child, was tied with a piece of stinky sackcloth, which was snatched from the corpses near the mass grave.

Some wealthy families beat their servants to death, or smothered their concubines to death, and then threw them casually into nearby mass graves.

Dead bodies don't feel the cold, but living people do.

Every time the person who threw away the corpse left in a hurry, the hungry and cold refugees would coax them around like flies on the corpse, eager to search for supplies to survive.

She can't compete with an adult, even in the eyes of those refugees who are already starving, crazy, and collapsed, a child like her can be eaten...

There is only a small piece of fabric, with thin skins on top of each rib, and limbs like dry branches, only the belly full of water and grass is abnormally swollen.

She walked on the ground where not a single blade of grass grew, and lay human beings who didn't know whether they were alive or dead.

There is no purpose, no end, only know to follow the ranks of the living and keep moving forward...

One day, she fell down.

The girl took a small breath and looked up at the blue sky. It was the first time she looked up when she was exhausted.

Such a beautiful sky, why are the people living under it so miserable?

If only I could live, she thought.

The eyes rolled dryly, and the little girl who looked like an alien crawled hard to the nearby water source, wanting to drink water and live!

She didn't give up, so she met a turning point in her life that can be called a miracle!

A thousand years of life, eternal beauty, inexhaustible wealth, and like those nobles who once trampled themselves under their feet-be the one who tramples others under their feet!

Everything stems from the little dragon she picked up by the river.

"I am that young dragon, and I was only five hundred years old at that time." After Qianji finished speaking, he pulled the claw on his neck, but did not remove it.

"So that's why." Ruan Xingzhou grabbed his neck without letting go, humming: "So you are with her?! Zha Long! Tui!"

"Fucking together!" Qianji's face was as black as carbon: "I almost let her eat my mother!"

"..."

Hey?

Ruan Xingzhou was stunned, but Jun Hua couldn't straighten up with a smile: "Puff haha, people were so hungry at that time, they wanted to eat everything they saw, and the prototype of Qianji, who was still a young dragon, was too much like a sausage hahaha !"

Ruan Xingzhou: ...

Black water dripped down from the handsome and resolute face of the young Long Jun, obviously a bit unbearable to look back on.

Back then, Lord Longjun, who was a sausage, ahem, and young dragon, was hunted down by monsters who were greedy for the flesh and blood of the dragon clan. After finally winning by killing one thousand enemies and self-defeating eight hundred, he fell down by the side of a small stream and opened his eyes. Immediately, he found a pair of greedy eyes fixed on him.

Qianji took a breath and carefully identified it, only to find that it was a human child.

Just right, Long Jun thought, he happened to be hiding among humans to cover up his breath to avoid big monsters and cultivate his body. As long as he promises to give this benefit, he should be able to easily control this little human kid.

So Master Long Jun said: "You..."

"It should be edible!"

"what?"

The kid shouted excitedly and pleasantly, interrupting Long Jun's words, without saying a word, he picked up wax, cough, and red dragon, which were immobile on the ground, and stuffed them into his mouth.

Not only stuffed, but also chewed!

When Dragon Lord's tail was gnawed by human teeth for a long time, and it was still covered with saliva, it suddenly recovered from its bewildered state.

Then—an instant explosion! ! !

"...So the first time you met Yun Chen was when you were almost eaten by her, and she lost two front teeth when you slapped her with your tail???" Ruan Xingzhou's face was paralyzed.

The sight of the golden vertical pupil was erratic, Qianji was silent for a while, and then reluctantly said: "Yes."

Ruan Xingzhou: "So stupid."

Qianji: "..."

Junhua: "Hahahahaha!"

"At that time, the perverted Yun Chen was just an ordinary person, a monkey who lived in the Warring States Period and had no enlightenment." Qian Ji impatiently grabbed Ruan Xingzhou's dumb hair and continued.

With this embarrassing opening, Qianji has been carrying some anger and displeasure since then, if it wasn't for mixing with human cultivation, and Yun Chen's appearance at that time was indeed miserable, even if he was already seriously injured, Qianji could easily get rid of it The mortal cub!

With a trace of kindness in mind, Qianji leads Yun Chen to a world that was unimaginable in previous dreams.

Just like the beginning of a comprehension novel, the protagonist picked up a treasure with the soul or consciousness of a big boss.

Back then, the little girl who could only eat mud relied on the spiritual treasures and strength collected by thousands of halberds behind the scenes, and gradually showed "magical" power in the world.

The lifespan of human beings is too short, demons and gods who have no sense of time will never be able to remember human growth, ambitions, desires...

People can change, Qianji didn't know that at that time.

Little did he know that the "poor young boy" in his eyes was enshrined as a god by people. He was gentle on the surface, but in fact he was full of ambitions, ignoring the lives and deaths of others!

The poverty and lowliness of the past seemed to have passed away, and even the pain was gone.

She feels that she is omnipotent!As long as you bow your head, your feet are full of untouchables who worship her!

This feeling is so good... The feeling of stepping on someone else's back is so ecstatic that she is intoxicated!

Yun Chen sat on a mountain of gold, silver and jewels, showing greedy eyes and a smile, as if he wanted to devour everything...

She swears that she will never let this kind of life disappear, and she will never become that dirty beggar again!

Even if all of this was given by Qianji, but given to her, why can't it be given forever?

As if deliberately blurring that memory, Yun Chen kept mentioning Qianji's unnecessary life-saving grace, asking for fairy artifacts and treasures, and even began to test Qianji for the sake of keeping his face, drinking dragon blood and eating dragon meat, and finally finally He set his greedy eyes on Dragon Ball.

The Dragon Ball is the fate and godhead of the dragon.

Having already given her countless secret treasures, Qianji frowned and refused, vaguely aware of her increasingly strong changes, Long Jun squinted his eyes and finally realized that the little girl who once only wanted to live had changed.

He's probably leaving...

"You have protected yourself enough, I will leave someday."

But I didn't expect that after Qianji finished speaking, the smile of the woman who was full of smiles, kept acting coquettish, and complimenting her just now disappeared suddenly, her face was pale and red lips were extremely ferocious, and what gushed out of her eyes was not gratitude, but resentment and anger!

"Why did you leave? Why didn't you give it? You would have died without me! Those secret treasures and everything you have today are what you should give me! You should!!!"

"I just borrowed the dragon ball, how dare you refuse me?! How dare you refuse me? Ah? I saved you! Give me the dragon ball, you dirty and despicable—"

[The author has something to say]: So, Qianji was still a five-hundred-year-old baby (?), and then because of pity and kindness, she was blackmailed by Yun Chen.

Ugh.

Thanks for the big reward!What!

@梅宾MH: Moheng MH gave a trilobite x1 to "A Lying Dragon".