there is a dragon lying
Chapter 40 Do I Have Hemorrhoids?
"So, that's how you think I'm dead?"
In the ward, a man with a strong body was leaning on the hospital bed with his upper body bare. Dark red mantras were regularly spread all over his body. His wheat-colored skin was in stark contrast to the ghost-like man in his arms who was wearing a hospital gown and had a pale face.
"Ah."
The man who sucked the dragon silently raised his head, then got down and sucked the dragon again.
When his family dragon came back, Mr. Ruan's careful heart suddenly relaxed, and he wished he could become a hamster cake, the kind with brackets and no bones.
Ruan Xingzhou, who created his own salted fish lying on his back, with a stern face and dead fish eyes, his hands and feet naturally spread out on his Long Chao's strong and super wide chest, like a milk dog looking for milk, his cheeks arched back and forth in front of his chest muscles, and his mouth was still Dishonest.
Mr. Ruan arched for a long time, then smashed his mouth: no milk.
But manly.
Qianji also let him go, she didn't show it on the surface, but actually doted on him to no end.
Head bowed, red hair falling, thousands of thumbs pressed the corners of his eyes and used spiritual power to heal his eyes. He misunderstood that Ruan Xingzhou found the dragon eggs in his belly and planned to jump off the building, but after Ruan Xingzhou explained, he realized that this idiot thought he was dead up.
Seeing that the bloodshot eyes in his eyes were a little irritable, Qianji yelled loudly, "Do you think I am a low-level monster of the dragon family? Just because of that kind of thing, you want me to get involved?!"
At that time, he just felt that Ruan Xingzhou's stay was a bit of a hindrance. After all, without spiritual power, he could only become a dragon body. The red dragon masters fire. His real body has dragon fire, which can burn evil spirits, but he is afraid that he will not be able to control it when transforming. Follow Ruan Xingzhou and let him go first.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he came back, Ruan Xingzhou proclaimed himself Ruan's widow...
Qianji was almost laughed out of anger.
Very early on, he wanted to say, what kind of misunderstanding did this bastard have about the dragon clan? He is a dragon, born with great luck, and a divine beast that enjoys the worship of living beings.
Hasn't he read the fairy tales?
"I know dragons." Mr. Ruan stretched out his claws and pointed at Qianji: "Dinosaurs are close relatives."
"..."
Qianji stared at his claws, endured for a long time, and managed to bite off that limp finger!
"I'll say it again - I'm not! Not a close relative of dinosaurs! Can you stop looking at me from a scientific perspective!"
After squeezing the words through his teeth, Qianji pinched Ruan Xingzhou's mouth that was still about to speak, he was afraid that if Ruan Xingzhou beeped, he would forget the fact that this guy had a cub in his belly, and burned him directly!
It's so irritating, really, since Qianji formed a bond with him, she feels that she has lost at least ten years of life.
Ruan Xingzhou blinked his dead fish eyes, sucked his mouth twice, and found that he couldn't break free, he tried to get closer, and sucked Qianji's finger.
Then, like gnawing a chicken paw, he instigated Qianji to slap his hand.
Qianji: "..." Are you a pervert?You are a fucking pervert!
Ruan Xingzhou, who experienced "life and death" for a short time, became even more clingy.
He didn't know what insecurity was, but he just wanted to spread himself out, it would be best if every part of his body touched Qianji.
It's hard not to get a dragon.
It is hard not to see the dragon.
Dragon is not around...
Mr. Ruan: It's getting cold, let's make the world nuclear neutral.
"It's so annoying." Qianji raised her eyebrows, her golden pupils narrowed, she looked very dissatisfied, but it was just a look...
The arrogant-mouthed Long Jun lifted up Ruan Xianyu who was lying on his chest, and kept his arms around him until late at night.
When the doctor was making rounds, he was blinded and interrupted Mr. Ruan's coquettish and rolling begging for hugs.
Mirdan and the bodyguard were also very surprised, but they were not too surprised when they saw Qianji's strange method before. What's more, the 'Little Lover' came back, and their President Ruan immediately looked like a flower that got sunshine——
splendid.
Ruan Xingzhou, who was still chanting scriptures in bed before, immediately regained his vitality. The project was settled, and his eyes stopped crying, and the matter of returning to China was even more on the agenda.
There is just one bad thing, for example, bodyguards and passers-by often see the following scene:
At the airport, the air-conditioned man was about to go to the bathroom, and behind him was a cold and domineering CEO with a paralyzed face. The CEO opened his mouth and said, "Hug."
"........."
Qianji's forehead twitched, and he roared, "I want to go to the bathroom!"
President Ruan Domineering nodded, his face was expressionless and calm, "Then you pee behind my back, I don't care, I want to hug you."
"........."
Qianji: Kill you!
Another example:
In the first-class cabin of the plane, the corners of the flight attendant's mouth twitched, looking at Ruan Xingzhou who was sitting upright, with a custom-made face full of dignity and glamorous, but sitting on someone else's lap: "...Sir, please go back to your seat and fasten your safety seat." bring."
President Ruan shook his head: "I don't want it."
Flight attendant: "..."
President Ruan: "Is this seat belt not long enough? We can tie it together."
Flight attendant: "..."
The young lady's friendly professional smile cracked, looking at this wonderful woman, she almost yelled 'I'm too difficult. '
In the end, it was Qianji who covered his face, held down the throbbing veins in his head, and pulled him off his legs.
Onlookers: ...ah, it's another good time of the year for the mentally ill to escape from prison.
Bodyguard: Boss, do you still remember your identity, Boss!
……
A group of people stumbled and returned to the country.
Just two days later, Ruan Xingzhou suddenly found something wrong with his body...
It's still an unspeakable problem.
Qianji knocked on the door outside the toilet, frowned and said to the inside: "Why don't you come out, I'm going to the Demon Society, you go to the company by yourself, did you hear me?"
There was a very, very slight sound of cloth rubbing in the toilet, and Ruan Xingzhou's vague reply was heard after a while.
Strange, bastard humans are so obedient today?
Qianji, who didn't find anything wrong, just thought that he was finally not clingy, and after turning his head, his body turned into tens of thousands of light spots and disappeared in place.
The sound outside the toilet disappeared, and Ruan Xingzhou's straight back relaxed. Then he lowered his head and slowly frowned as he looked at the bloodshot tissue that was covered with a large amount of transparent liquid.
Mr. Huahua shrank and shrank after being washed by the 'big water'.
The strange feeling made Ruan Xingzhou tighten his legs, and his cheeks were flushed.
He stared at the tissue, pondered for a moment, and finally came to the most scientific conclusion——
I have hemorrhoids.
Ruan Xingzhou thought to himself, but he didn't feel any foreign body sensation behind him, and he also checked it when he was in the shower. This happened vaguely a few days ago, and it wasn't that serious, but this morning his lower abdomen had obvious pain. The pain of falling, and the liquid couldn't stop, wet his pajama pants.
Ruan Xingzhou sat on the toilet and rubbed his stomach.
The strange feeling was inexplicably ashamed, so Ruan Xingzhou didn't want to tell Qianji about it.
In Ruan Xingzhou's mind, the reason why he had these problems must be something wrong with his stomach or internal hemorrhoids.
If you tell Qianji, Qianji will definitely ask him to treat internal hemorrhoids, to treat internal hemorrhoids, it means that he will lose sex for a long time.
lost papa papa...
Ok……
Mr. Ruan's face gradually became serious, and he destroyed the paper with a dark face.
the other side.
Junhua put down the water glass, took a deep breath, and looked at his friend in front of him.
"He, he has it? You didn't lie to me?!"
"What did I lie to you..." Qianji was a little speechless, but after Jun Hua was sure that he was not lying, he stood up excitedly, his smile became brighter, and he even hugged Jun Bao upside down.
However, he quickly noticed Qianji's cold face, his smile faded slightly, and he asked puzzledly: "What's wrong? You don't look happy at all. If you have an heir, the dragon's grievance on you should be eliminated soon. .”
"Am I unhappy?" Qianji grinned extremely perfunctorily, "Hehe, I'm quite happy."
Jun Hua: "..." Do you think I'm blind?
"Are you unhappy because of Ruan Xingzhou's body?" Junhua quickly guessed, he frowned deeply, and sat down with a sigh while hugging Junbao, "As I said, Qianji, you care too much about that human being. He is your chosen executor, and there is also a contract between you, and if you fulfill his wish, he must also fulfill his promise."
"In the end, he is just a human being. We can't integrate into them, and they can't become us. You have already suffered a thousand halberds from human beings, have you forgotten why you were haunted by dragons and entered the world in the painting? That woman -"
"Enough!" Qianji's complexion changed suddenly, and his golden vertical pupils stared at Junhua as cold as frost, and he repeated indifferently: "Enough is enough, there is no need to say any more."
Junhua opened his mouth, glanced at the dark red mantra on Qianji's body, closed his eyes and did not continue.
The atmosphere was condensed, and there was a dead silence.
It wasn't until Jundou jumped off the sofa and got into Qianji's arms, calling out in a low voice, "Godfather!" Qianji's expression softened.
After a while, Junhua said another sentence that didn't make sense. He said, "That woman may not be dead, so be careful."
Qianji hummed noncommittally.
Soon Junhua changed the subject, "There are very few humans who are pregnant with dragon eggs. I have also recorded some changes during pregnancy. You have to remember clearly after I finish talking."
Qianji nodded.
Jun Hua: "First of all, the human beings who conceive dragon eggs will enter a stage similar to mating..." A few pieces of paper condensed in the air and fell into his hands, "During this period, their bodies and minds will undergo great changes , anxious, restless, desperately need the other half to be around, and even irritable, crying inexplicably, and will be more sensitive than before, coughing, eager to communicate in depth."
"Look at this." Junhua handed the few pieces of paper to Qianji, "During this period, the child in the womb needs strength to conceive. Dragon blood and dragon blood have very powerful power, you know."
After Qianji glanced at the above content, his whole body became stiff, and the roots of his ears were red. He quickly burned the few pieces of paper to ashes.
"Show me what this thing does!"
"Of course it's for your practice. The above postures are the most suitable and can also widen the birth canal." Junhua couldn't help laughing at this guy's embarrassment, "You don't have to be embarrassed, and this is just the early stage, In the later stage...he is an ordinary person, not a cultivator, and most of the power needed by the dragon eggs still has to be absorbed from him, and his body may decline afterward."
Qianji didn't say a word, she was already prepared for this.
Jun Hua shook his head: "During his gestation period, you'd better try to separate from him. He is destined to die at the birth of the dragon son. You are too close. I am afraid that you will feel uncomfortable. I have some medicine here. Take it easy..."
……
After taking the medicine, Qianji came to Ruan Xingzhou's company with a lot of worries.
But just as he was about to pass through the glass and enter Ruan Xingzhou's office, the window next to him was opened, and a human passed by him and jumped down.
Someone in the office screamed in horror:
"what---"
"Come here! Li Jiu jumped off the building!"
Long Jun who just stepped into a leg: "..."
This scene...
Why are you so familiar? ? ?
Mr. Ruan who just jumped off the building a few days ago: Ah Choo!
[The author has something to say]: The Dragon King can control the size of the dragon, um... a smaller one can save energy, haha.
Catch bugs later, thank you for your monthly and recommended tickets, I feel like I’m already cold...
But recently the house was installed, and the only thing left was to buy electrical appliances. I was relieved and didn't have to run back and forth.
Thank you for your reward, thank you for your support, bow.
@奶兔和苏兔可能帮常:奶兔和苏兔可能有两常as a gift to "Where the Dragon Is Lying" trilobite x1.
In the ward, a man with a strong body was leaning on the hospital bed with his upper body bare. Dark red mantras were regularly spread all over his body. His wheat-colored skin was in stark contrast to the ghost-like man in his arms who was wearing a hospital gown and had a pale face.
"Ah."
The man who sucked the dragon silently raised his head, then got down and sucked the dragon again.
When his family dragon came back, Mr. Ruan's careful heart suddenly relaxed, and he wished he could become a hamster cake, the kind with brackets and no bones.
Ruan Xingzhou, who created his own salted fish lying on his back, with a stern face and dead fish eyes, his hands and feet naturally spread out on his Long Chao's strong and super wide chest, like a milk dog looking for milk, his cheeks arched back and forth in front of his chest muscles, and his mouth was still Dishonest.
Mr. Ruan arched for a long time, then smashed his mouth: no milk.
But manly.
Qianji also let him go, she didn't show it on the surface, but actually doted on him to no end.
Head bowed, red hair falling, thousands of thumbs pressed the corners of his eyes and used spiritual power to heal his eyes. He misunderstood that Ruan Xingzhou found the dragon eggs in his belly and planned to jump off the building, but after Ruan Xingzhou explained, he realized that this idiot thought he was dead up.
Seeing that the bloodshot eyes in his eyes were a little irritable, Qianji yelled loudly, "Do you think I am a low-level monster of the dragon family? Just because of that kind of thing, you want me to get involved?!"
At that time, he just felt that Ruan Xingzhou's stay was a bit of a hindrance. After all, without spiritual power, he could only become a dragon body. The red dragon masters fire. His real body has dragon fire, which can burn evil spirits, but he is afraid that he will not be able to control it when transforming. Follow Ruan Xingzhou and let him go first.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he came back, Ruan Xingzhou proclaimed himself Ruan's widow...
Qianji was almost laughed out of anger.
Very early on, he wanted to say, what kind of misunderstanding did this bastard have about the dragon clan? He is a dragon, born with great luck, and a divine beast that enjoys the worship of living beings.
Hasn't he read the fairy tales?
"I know dragons." Mr. Ruan stretched out his claws and pointed at Qianji: "Dinosaurs are close relatives."
"..."
Qianji stared at his claws, endured for a long time, and managed to bite off that limp finger!
"I'll say it again - I'm not! Not a close relative of dinosaurs! Can you stop looking at me from a scientific perspective!"
After squeezing the words through his teeth, Qianji pinched Ruan Xingzhou's mouth that was still about to speak, he was afraid that if Ruan Xingzhou beeped, he would forget the fact that this guy had a cub in his belly, and burned him directly!
It's so irritating, really, since Qianji formed a bond with him, she feels that she has lost at least ten years of life.
Ruan Xingzhou blinked his dead fish eyes, sucked his mouth twice, and found that he couldn't break free, he tried to get closer, and sucked Qianji's finger.
Then, like gnawing a chicken paw, he instigated Qianji to slap his hand.
Qianji: "..." Are you a pervert?You are a fucking pervert!
Ruan Xingzhou, who experienced "life and death" for a short time, became even more clingy.
He didn't know what insecurity was, but he just wanted to spread himself out, it would be best if every part of his body touched Qianji.
It's hard not to get a dragon.
It is hard not to see the dragon.
Dragon is not around...
Mr. Ruan: It's getting cold, let's make the world nuclear neutral.
"It's so annoying." Qianji raised her eyebrows, her golden pupils narrowed, she looked very dissatisfied, but it was just a look...
The arrogant-mouthed Long Jun lifted up Ruan Xianyu who was lying on his chest, and kept his arms around him until late at night.
When the doctor was making rounds, he was blinded and interrupted Mr. Ruan's coquettish and rolling begging for hugs.
Mirdan and the bodyguard were also very surprised, but they were not too surprised when they saw Qianji's strange method before. What's more, the 'Little Lover' came back, and their President Ruan immediately looked like a flower that got sunshine——
splendid.
Ruan Xingzhou, who was still chanting scriptures in bed before, immediately regained his vitality. The project was settled, and his eyes stopped crying, and the matter of returning to China was even more on the agenda.
There is just one bad thing, for example, bodyguards and passers-by often see the following scene:
At the airport, the air-conditioned man was about to go to the bathroom, and behind him was a cold and domineering CEO with a paralyzed face. The CEO opened his mouth and said, "Hug."
"........."
Qianji's forehead twitched, and he roared, "I want to go to the bathroom!"
President Ruan Domineering nodded, his face was expressionless and calm, "Then you pee behind my back, I don't care, I want to hug you."
"........."
Qianji: Kill you!
Another example:
In the first-class cabin of the plane, the corners of the flight attendant's mouth twitched, looking at Ruan Xingzhou who was sitting upright, with a custom-made face full of dignity and glamorous, but sitting on someone else's lap: "...Sir, please go back to your seat and fasten your safety seat." bring."
President Ruan shook his head: "I don't want it."
Flight attendant: "..."
President Ruan: "Is this seat belt not long enough? We can tie it together."
Flight attendant: "..."
The young lady's friendly professional smile cracked, looking at this wonderful woman, she almost yelled 'I'm too difficult. '
In the end, it was Qianji who covered his face, held down the throbbing veins in his head, and pulled him off his legs.
Onlookers: ...ah, it's another good time of the year for the mentally ill to escape from prison.
Bodyguard: Boss, do you still remember your identity, Boss!
……
A group of people stumbled and returned to the country.
Just two days later, Ruan Xingzhou suddenly found something wrong with his body...
It's still an unspeakable problem.
Qianji knocked on the door outside the toilet, frowned and said to the inside: "Why don't you come out, I'm going to the Demon Society, you go to the company by yourself, did you hear me?"
There was a very, very slight sound of cloth rubbing in the toilet, and Ruan Xingzhou's vague reply was heard after a while.
Strange, bastard humans are so obedient today?
Qianji, who didn't find anything wrong, just thought that he was finally not clingy, and after turning his head, his body turned into tens of thousands of light spots and disappeared in place.
The sound outside the toilet disappeared, and Ruan Xingzhou's straight back relaxed. Then he lowered his head and slowly frowned as he looked at the bloodshot tissue that was covered with a large amount of transparent liquid.
Mr. Huahua shrank and shrank after being washed by the 'big water'.
The strange feeling made Ruan Xingzhou tighten his legs, and his cheeks were flushed.
He stared at the tissue, pondered for a moment, and finally came to the most scientific conclusion——
I have hemorrhoids.
Ruan Xingzhou thought to himself, but he didn't feel any foreign body sensation behind him, and he also checked it when he was in the shower. This happened vaguely a few days ago, and it wasn't that serious, but this morning his lower abdomen had obvious pain. The pain of falling, and the liquid couldn't stop, wet his pajama pants.
Ruan Xingzhou sat on the toilet and rubbed his stomach.
The strange feeling was inexplicably ashamed, so Ruan Xingzhou didn't want to tell Qianji about it.
In Ruan Xingzhou's mind, the reason why he had these problems must be something wrong with his stomach or internal hemorrhoids.
If you tell Qianji, Qianji will definitely ask him to treat internal hemorrhoids, to treat internal hemorrhoids, it means that he will lose sex for a long time.
lost papa papa...
Ok……
Mr. Ruan's face gradually became serious, and he destroyed the paper with a dark face.
the other side.
Junhua put down the water glass, took a deep breath, and looked at his friend in front of him.
"He, he has it? You didn't lie to me?!"
"What did I lie to you..." Qianji was a little speechless, but after Jun Hua was sure that he was not lying, he stood up excitedly, his smile became brighter, and he even hugged Jun Bao upside down.
However, he quickly noticed Qianji's cold face, his smile faded slightly, and he asked puzzledly: "What's wrong? You don't look happy at all. If you have an heir, the dragon's grievance on you should be eliminated soon. .”
"Am I unhappy?" Qianji grinned extremely perfunctorily, "Hehe, I'm quite happy."
Jun Hua: "..." Do you think I'm blind?
"Are you unhappy because of Ruan Xingzhou's body?" Junhua quickly guessed, he frowned deeply, and sat down with a sigh while hugging Junbao, "As I said, Qianji, you care too much about that human being. He is your chosen executor, and there is also a contract between you, and if you fulfill his wish, he must also fulfill his promise."
"In the end, he is just a human being. We can't integrate into them, and they can't become us. You have already suffered a thousand halberds from human beings, have you forgotten why you were haunted by dragons and entered the world in the painting? That woman -"
"Enough!" Qianji's complexion changed suddenly, and his golden vertical pupils stared at Junhua as cold as frost, and he repeated indifferently: "Enough is enough, there is no need to say any more."
Junhua opened his mouth, glanced at the dark red mantra on Qianji's body, closed his eyes and did not continue.
The atmosphere was condensed, and there was a dead silence.
It wasn't until Jundou jumped off the sofa and got into Qianji's arms, calling out in a low voice, "Godfather!" Qianji's expression softened.
After a while, Junhua said another sentence that didn't make sense. He said, "That woman may not be dead, so be careful."
Qianji hummed noncommittally.
Soon Junhua changed the subject, "There are very few humans who are pregnant with dragon eggs. I have also recorded some changes during pregnancy. You have to remember clearly after I finish talking."
Qianji nodded.
Jun Hua: "First of all, the human beings who conceive dragon eggs will enter a stage similar to mating..." A few pieces of paper condensed in the air and fell into his hands, "During this period, their bodies and minds will undergo great changes , anxious, restless, desperately need the other half to be around, and even irritable, crying inexplicably, and will be more sensitive than before, coughing, eager to communicate in depth."
"Look at this." Junhua handed the few pieces of paper to Qianji, "During this period, the child in the womb needs strength to conceive. Dragon blood and dragon blood have very powerful power, you know."
After Qianji glanced at the above content, his whole body became stiff, and the roots of his ears were red. He quickly burned the few pieces of paper to ashes.
"Show me what this thing does!"
"Of course it's for your practice. The above postures are the most suitable and can also widen the birth canal." Junhua couldn't help laughing at this guy's embarrassment, "You don't have to be embarrassed, and this is just the early stage, In the later stage...he is an ordinary person, not a cultivator, and most of the power needed by the dragon eggs still has to be absorbed from him, and his body may decline afterward."
Qianji didn't say a word, she was already prepared for this.
Jun Hua shook his head: "During his gestation period, you'd better try to separate from him. He is destined to die at the birth of the dragon son. You are too close. I am afraid that you will feel uncomfortable. I have some medicine here. Take it easy..."
……
After taking the medicine, Qianji came to Ruan Xingzhou's company with a lot of worries.
But just as he was about to pass through the glass and enter Ruan Xingzhou's office, the window next to him was opened, and a human passed by him and jumped down.
Someone in the office screamed in horror:
"what---"
"Come here! Li Jiu jumped off the building!"
Long Jun who just stepped into a leg: "..."
This scene...
Why are you so familiar? ? ?
Mr. Ruan who just jumped off the building a few days ago: Ah Choo!
[The author has something to say]: The Dragon King can control the size of the dragon, um... a smaller one can save energy, haha.
Catch bugs later, thank you for your monthly and recommended tickets, I feel like I’m already cold...
But recently the house was installed, and the only thing left was to buy electrical appliances. I was relieved and didn't have to run back and forth.
Thank you for your reward, thank you for your support, bow.
@奶兔和苏兔可能帮常:奶兔和苏兔可能有两常as a gift to "Where the Dragon Is Lying" trilobite x1.
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