I'm still a boss after I retire

How to turn off this thing?

Wen Xia deeply regretted that he didn't listen to Si Guyu's words and stayed where he was, but followed in sneakily.

God damn would have thought that Si Guyu would bring him to the sex shop!

Which elders have you seen like this?

Si Guyu took a stroll around, and after earnestly giving feedback to the boss on the effects of certain products, he bought a bunch of things on the recommendation of the boss.

Packed in a high-end gift box, it looks exquisite and expensive.

"Let's go." Si Guyu said to Wen Xia.

Wen Xia looked at him, hesitant to speak.

He wanted to ask uncle with whom he bought so many things.

But Si Guyu smiled, took the initiative to come over, and whispered: "Don't worry, I bought it for you too."

Wen Xia jumped away all of a sudden, his face flushed, "I don't want it!"

After finishing talking, remembering that I am also 18 years old, why not, I proudly raised my head: "No need, I can buy it myself!"

Si Guyu was amused by him.

The uncles and nephews walked out of the store, riding three-wheeled motorcycles and preparing to go home.

Halfway through the ride, Wenxia looked down: "Uncle, my shoelaces are untied, wait for me to tie them."

Pulling over to the side of the car, Wen Xia jumped down and bent over to tie his shoelaces.

Si Guyu looked around and found a vending machine.

He looked at the thin sweat on the child's forehead, and followed him out of the car, preparing to buy something for Wen Xia.

Si Guyu slowly climbed out of the car, and suddenly there was a huge roar of a locomotive, his hand hurt, and when he lowered his head, the gift box in his hand was gone.

Speeding party!

"Fuck!" Wen Xia reacted faster than Si Guyu, "What the hell is going on?" Jianbu flew into the car, "Uncle, I'll chase it back for you!"

After finishing speaking, he left without dust.

Si Guyu stayed where he was, and thought about it silently. He decided to buy Wen Xia a "Xiao Ming classmate" for 6 yuan, which was three times more expensive than the originally planned "Nongjiashanquan"!

Wen Xia's driving skills finally came in handy, and he rode the three-wheeled motorcycle out of the racing stance, "Fire Phoenix, charge the duck!"

"Listen, people in front, you are already surrounded by me, return your things quickly if you are sensible!" Wen Xia yelled aggressively.

There are two people in the speeding party.

The younger brother sitting in the back row holding the gift box said, "Brother, what should I do if he is about to catch up?"

The elder brother who was riding the bicycle in front hooked his lips and smiled coldly: "Don't worry, wait for me to turn into the alley and easily get rid of him...Huh?"

Little brother: "What's wrong, big brother?"

Big brother: "There is a person in front, forget it, just push over!"

Seeing that the locomotive in front turned around and disappeared into the alley, Wen Xia had to brake hard.

The alley is too narrow, he can't get in, no, the car can't get in.

As soon as Wen Xia got off the car and rushed into the alley, he heard a scream.After a while, a cold-faced man covered in black camouflage came out, holding two people in his hands like chickens.

The moment he saw his face clearly, Wenxia was excited, "It's you, you helped me again!"

The man is tall and tall, exuding a murderous aura, his steps are steady, he looks down at Wenxia, ​​his voice is low and sexy: "Do you know me?"

"You saved my life!" Wen Xia turned into a little fanboy, his eyes filled with admiration, "Three years ago, the mountain behind the school."

"Oh——" The man seemed to remember, and looked at Wen Xia with a slightly softer look, "It's you."

Wen Xia nodded vigorously, "Thank you, benefactor!" Out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at the ground behind the man, and the gift boxes that Si Guyu bought were scattered on the ground alone, no one paid attention.

Wen Xia hurried over to pack up the things, and patted the ashes, "It's okay, it shouldn't be broken."

He didn't notice a strange flash in the man's eyes when he looked at the gift box in his hand.

The man said: "I'll send these two to the police station, you can go back."

Wen Xia said: "Benefactor, can I leave your contact information? I want to treat you to a meal."

There was a hint of a smile in the man's voice: "See you later."

Looking at the back of the other party leaving, Wen Xia couldn't help thinking, how handsome, he will become such a handsome man in the future!

Holding two bottles of drinks in his arms, Si Guyu stood on the side of the road waiting for Wenxia.

Wen Xia returned victoriously on a fire phoenix, "Uncle! The things are back!"

When Si Guyu heard this, he showed a happy smile like an old father.

When I went back, I changed to Si Gu Yuqi, and Wenxia sat next to him, and told him "The Adventure of Recapturing the Gift Box" with joy: "It's really handsome! It's the first time I've met such a handsome man, that skill, that aura , There is no one before or after! He is my idol!"

Si Guyu listened quietly, then heard Wen Xia's words and asked, "Where did he go?"

Wen Xia said: "I went to the police station to see him off. He is also very strong. The two of us picked it up with ease! So fierce, he is a ruthless man!"

Si Guyu didn't know what to think of, his brows and eyes softened, his voice was smiling, and he murmured: "He is really fierce."

After returning home, Si Guyu went upstairs with the gift box. He didn't know if it was Wen Xia's illusion, but he always felt that his uncle was in a much better mood, and he was no longer so lifeless.

In the evening, Wen Xia was playing a game when he suddenly received a private message.

I am the King of Singers: "Uncle, have you been busy recently?"

City No. [-] High School Bully: "I'm busy, brother, I'm playing games and we'll talk later."

I'm the King of Singers: "I recently accepted an entertainment program. Here are two tickets. Remember to come with Uncle when the time comes."

Wen Xia was too busy playing the game to see what the other party said, so he said perfunctorily, "I know, I know."

Si Guyu was still rocking on the rocking chair, with a slight smile on his lips and bright eyes, he kept looking in the direction of the door, as if he was waiting for someone.

Uncle Wen walked in, "Mr. Si, the young master sent someone to send a car, and I parked it in the garage."

Si Guyu nodded to show he knew, and said, "Uncle Wen, let's put some flowers in the yard, and watch the excitement."

Uncle Wen said, "Okay."

The night wind made the leaves rustle, Si Guyu looked away, no one came tonight.

Sure enough, it was right to break up at the beginning, Si Guyu thought to himself.

the next day.

Wen Xia turned on the live broadcast and shared yesterday's events with fans, "He is like Iron Man, you know! He fell from the sky and knocked people down in two or three hits. I dreamed about his sassyness last night." Yingzi is so handsome, so awesome, he is my male god!"

Wen Xia was so excited that he couldn't stop chattering, and his fans were also saving face, swiping the screen to ask questions all the time.

Si Guyu was lying in the living room, his ears moved, and someone knocked on the door.

Uncle Wen saw that Wenxia was the closest to the gate, so he called out, "Young master, open the door."

Wen Xia held up his mobile phone and chatted while walking, "If I can see him again in my lifetime, I will die without regret!"

As soon as the door opened, Wen Xia: "!"

"Benefactor!" He called out in surprise.

Simu Yu: "Hello."

He didn't wait for Wen Xia to react too much, he raised his long legs and walked in, "Hello, Uncle Wen."

Uncle Wen nodded to him, "Mr. Si is in the living room." After speaking, he added in a low voice: "I waited for you all night last night."

Simu Yu's serious face was stained with a smile, "Mmm."

In the living room, Si Guyu closed his eyes, as if he was asleep.

He heard the man's footsteps and tilted his head into the inside of the armchair.

Covered by a tall shadow, Simu Yu knelt down on one knee, "Are you angry?"

Si Guyu didn't move, it seemed that he really fell asleep.

Si Muyu was familiar with his little tricks, so he directly picked up the person, sat on the chair by himself, put Si Guyu on his lap and wrapped him in his arms, and said in a deep and sexy voice, "Can I kiss you?"

Si Muyu and Si Guyu's noses touched each other, sending out an intimate invitation.

Si Guyu's breathing was a little short of breath, and Si Muyu felt too oppressive, so he reluctantly opened his eyes, "We have already broken up."

Simu Yu took his slender fingers and played with them, "I haven't agreed yet."

Si Guyu let out a "hum".

Si Muyu laughed lowly, he pressed down, and the two chests were pressed tightly together, Si Guyu could even feel the vibration coming from his chest.

Simu Yu pressed Si Guyu into his arms and kissed him.

Si Guyu said that he was not happy, but when Si Muyu bent down, he still opened his lips honestly.

When the benefactor came to visit, Wen Xia was so excited for a moment that he forgot to think about why he knew his home address, and hurriedly said a few words to the fans before quitting the live broadcast.

"I'm going to see my male god!"

He rushed into the living room excitedly, almost sprained his feet in fright, why are they kissing?

Uncle Wen caught him out in time, "Do you have any insight? The young couple reunites after a long time, why don't you join in the fun, be careful of being beaten up."

Wen Xia's face turned pale, and he stammered and asked, "Uncle Wen Wen Wen, who is he?"

What should I do, my male god is messing with my uncle!

Uncle Wen said, "You don't know him? Oh, that's right, you just came home. His name is Simu Yu, and he's Mr.'s lover."

This is a very informative sentence.

For a moment, Wen Xia didn't know whether to be surprised that his uncle was gay or that his male god was gay.

Si Muyu's kiss was urgent and fierce. A few minutes later, Si Guyu's eyes were out of focus and his expression was in a trance.

Simu Yu chuckled lightly: "The things you bought yesterday, can we use them up once and for all?"

Si Guyu didn't answer. Judging by his expression, he probably didn't hear it. Simu Yu didn't care, and picked him up.

Uncle Wen showed the way intimately: "On the second floor, turn left to the second room."

Simu Yu walked with the wind and disappeared in just a few seconds.

Can't wait.

Wenxia looked at him stupidly, he was a tall, mighty, handsome, cruel male god, after a long time of messing around, he turned out to be the empress! ! !

Wen Xiaowang sighed, uncle is worthy of being an uncle, even his male god can get his hands.

Neither of them came down to eat tonight.

No one at the dinner table objected to this, and Aunt Wen even prepared meals in advance and placed them at the door of the upstairs room.

The next day, the two still did not show up.

On the third day, if it wasn't for the occasional voices heard from the upstairs room, Wen Xia would have thought the two were missing.

upstairs.

Si Guyu nestled in Simu Yu's arms, and settled old scores with him.

"I sent you a breakup message, but you didn't reply to me."

Simu Yu coaxed him patiently: "I happened to be on a mission and didn't see it, so I came to you just after I saw it."

Si Guyu: "I waited for you all night yesterday."

Simu Yu said: "I went back to the city to do handover work, and I wasted some time."

Si Guyu whimpered and whimpered.

Simu Yu kissed him. "When I finish the rest of the work, I can accompany you well, okay?"

Si Guyu closed his eyes, "Who cares?"

Having said that, he turned over and hugged him tightly.

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